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 Author has written 1 story for Hetalia - Axis Powers. konichiwa Alice-Chan here !! Age :13( Fuck YA ) Birth Day : Friday the 13 Gender :Female Sign : Virgo Anime & manga : Hetalia , Naruto , Fairy Tail , Shugo Chara , Soul Eater , Yugioh (Gx) , D-gray man, katekyo hitman reborn, Pandora hearts TV Shows : Merlin , Pretty Little lairs , Once Upon A Time,sleepy hollow, supernatural Movies: Anything jack sparrow/Johnny Deep *RUM RUM Favorite songs : Anything Shane Dawson or any of my favorite anime character songs Favorite Movies: Pirates of the Carribean I, II, III Favorite food: PASTA Favorite Flower : May flower Favorite Animals : Turtles (Spain would be proud) Favorite Month : October= Halloween Siblings : one Mood: Shy. Moody. Easy Angered. Revengeful. Enjoys Peace and being alone. Loves Traveling. Feminist. Dreams: 1) To work for Fanimation 2) To get All (A)'s 3) To have Magic 4) To meet Shane Dawson 5) To have Chara named Hinata Location : Namimori, Japan or Italy School : Namimori High Shool Occupations : Hitwomen and School student Favorite things to say : Fuck the sealions Things I hate: Bullies. Child abuser. People who think they all that. Loud things. Cats. The anime school days Things I love: Fanfiction. Anime. Hetalia. Yaoi. Magic. happiness. demons. Myths. Bacanno Favorite Ships: Spamano (Fuck yes) Gerita ( so KAWAII) Rusame(The cold war was anything but cold) Fruk (there is a line between love and hate to bad no one told them) Prucan ( Maple Lover) Sadico( Perfect Bad boy/girl couple) Percabeth(They just wonderful! Thank you!) SoMA (They go so well together) Amuto (bad boy/girl couple) Giripan(Greece might be creepy but they go well together) Jack & Angelica(Child hood crush) FLINX(DEATH TO ARTIMIS) Yullen (the two curses) Lucky (poker face) All27 (Tsuna so cute no one can not love him) R27 (A bond between student and teacher is amazing) B26 (kiss the froggy... Prince) 6927 (Because i don't know) 692718 (Threesome of amazing) 8059 (because it is sweet) ColonnelloXLal (because it cute) UsamixMisaki (It is my only pairing on this list that is canon YAAAA) Merlinxmorganna (Screw Destiny and screw the prats) Gil x Oz (Because... IT is awesome) sabriel Samifer Captain swan destiel megstiel RubyXSam Favorite Characters: Maka Albarn(maka Chop BIACH) Sadie Kane (HA- DI BIACH) America=Alfred F. Jones(The glombing HERO) Japan= Kiku Honda(Anime forever jack asses) Canada=Mattie(maple Power) Allen Walker=(Uke-Power) Tsuna=(A epic amount of cuteness in a small box) Taiga=(Eye of the Tiger) Fran=(FROGGY) Basil=(Rain man) Emna=(Black hole of awesome) Oz=(B-RABBIT BITCHES) Rin=(Son of Satan...Need I say more) I live by% - love, freedom, liberty is something every person should get -Never eat a british's persons food it will kill you -Hitting People with books, lead pipes, shovels, Ect. is the way to solve lives problems -All french Men are perves and all French women are fashion insane - Santa is from Finland and is Finland - A frying pan is your weapon of Choice -Everything weird shall rule the world some day -Sharp teeth are freak'n sexy/cool -School Days sucks! -Gender blending is cool and sexy This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu",as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant,you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she suffocate. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. They hurt her About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls at school, trying to embarrass her front of the school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge,the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead body, with her neck broken from hitting the latter, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell...They believed them. FACT: About two mouths later,16-year-old David Gredgory read this post and didn't post this. When he went to take a shower,he heard laughter, he started to freak out,and then repost this. After saying goodnight to his mother ,his mother woke up after hearing a loud noise and David was gone. He was found in a sewer with his neck broken and the skin on his face ripped off. If you don't repost this this saying "they hurt her" then Carmen will get you either from a sewer, the shower, or when you to sleep,And the toilet. You will wake in a a sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will kill you. Best Friends and Friends Good Friends are like stars; you cant always see them but you know they're there. A friend will comfort you when he rejects you; Best Friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A friend will be there for you when he dumps you; Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..." A best friend is someone who screams "I love you!" in public, not caring who hears. A friend will help you up when you fall; Best Friend will laugh because she tripped you. A friend helps you find your Prince Charming; Best Friend kidnap him and bring him to you. Friends will stop you from overreacting; Best Friends will walk beside you giggling "Someone's gonna get it!" A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; Best friend takes yours and runs away. A friend helps you move; Best Friends help you move bodies. Friends are like bras; close to the heart and always their for support. A friend will bail you out of jail; Best Friend is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome! Lets do it again!!" A friend will bail you out of jail; Best Friend will bail you out with a grin and whisper " I told you I can run faster." A friend will ask if you're okay; Best Friend will run ahead screaming "She's Pissed! Move!" A friend knows a lot of things about you; Best Friend could write a very embarrassing biography of your life. Best Friends: You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I'll get a paddle boat and save your retarded ass. Best Friends don't let you do stupid things... alone. A friend will teach me how to drive; Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance. A friend will go to the concert with me; Best Friend will kidnap the band with me. Friends are like Slinkies; they're cool , flexible, and fun to push down the stairs. A friend will ask why your crying;Best Friend will have a shovel to bury the jerk who made you cry. A friend will hide me from the cops; Best Friend is the reason their after me. Your my Best Friend foreve_. But no R cause that would be the end of forever. A friend will let me make a fool of myself in public: Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to me. Friends fade; Best Friends are forever. Friends: Never ask anything to eat or drink. Best Friends: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food. Friends: Call your parents Mr. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa. Best Friends: Call your parents MOM and DAD and GRANNIE and GRAMPS. Friends: Would bail you out of jail. Best Friends: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! We really messed up!" Friends: Never seen you cry. Best friend: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore. Friends: Ask you to write down your number Best Friends: Have you on speed dial. Friends: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later. Best Friends: Loses your stuff and tells you ," My bad. Heres a tissue." Friends: Only know a few things about you. Best Friends: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life. Friends: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing. Best Friends: Will kick the whole crowds assess that left you. Friends: Would knock on your front door. Best Friends: Would walk right in and say "IM HOME!" Friends: You have to tell them not to tell. Best Friends: Already know not to tell. Friends: Are through high school/college. (drinking buddies) Best Friends: Are for life. Friends: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough. Best Friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say , "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!!" Friends: Will ignore this. Best Friends: Will repost this shit. A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you “Who do I have to kill?” A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" A good friend convinces you not to jump off the cliff. A best friend hugs you "Goodbye, I'll miss you. Can I have your I-pod?" FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. Percy Jackson Pledge I promise to remember Percy when I see the sea I promise to remember Annabeth when I see a person with a architecture book I promise to remember Grover when i see a Tin can I promise to remember Luke when I see a person with Daddy issues I promise to remember Chiron when I have a good teacher I promise to remember Tyson when someone Yells PEANUT BUTTER I promise to remember Thalia when I see people with a fear of heights I promise to remember Clarisse when I see a girl with a Anger management I promise to remember Bianca when I see a girl scolding her little brother I promise to remember Nico when i see someone does not get along with others I promise to remember Zoe when I see the stars I promise to remember Rachel when I see green smoke NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG! PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When -You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. -There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” -Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. -When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. -You burn food to see if it smells good. -You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” -Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. -You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… -You sometimes try to control water. -You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. (try 2 years!!) -You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. -Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. (Its a good thing i have both! All my friends accuae me of being Athena's daughter... and not just cause of my name...) -You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. -You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video -Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is -You are a PJO character for Halloween. -Recite lines randomly from the books. -When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it -Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. -You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. -You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. -You have dreams about PJO characters/events (I always dream about me being a demigod!). -You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.(I always play with it and my friends scold me) -That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. -In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" -You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" -When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" -You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. (Hello, I dont think we've met. Im GROVER!!!! Lol I feel bad for the poor girl Idid that to...) -You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies -And when you flunk a test, you blame Athena's irritation on Percabeth. (Not that ive flunked tests... but if I did, I would blame Athena!) The Kane Chronicle Pledge: I promise to remember Carter I promise to remember Sadie When I have something sarcastic to say I promise to remember Desjardins I promise to remember Amos I promise to remember Iskandar I promise to remember Bast I promise to remember Horus I promise to remember Isis I promise to remember Set I promise to remember Anubis I promise to remember Zia I promise to remember Julius Kane I promise to remember Ruby Kane And whenever I read The Red Pyramid by Chick With Brains. How Do You Know your American 1. you type your email password into the microwave 2. you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years 3. the reason why you don't keep in touch with your friends is because they don't have a facebook or E-mail account 4. you'd rather look all over for the remote than to just get up and press the button 6. Even your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job 7. as you read this you smile and nod 8. you are thinking about sending your no friends this 9. you were to busy notice that there is #5 10. you look back to see if there really is no #5 11. now your laughing at your own stupidity 12. put this on your profile if you know you did. Which Hetalia Character Are You Mostly Like North Italy (Vargas Feliciano) ( ) You were bullied a lot in your childhood (x ) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit. (x) You're very happy-go-lucky () You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies () You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up () You're a good artist (x)You can be clumsy () You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something () If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!" () You would surrender in a war situation (3/10) for North Italy) South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas) ( ) You love tomatoes (x ) You tend to say "dammit" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot (x) You tend to get irritated easily () You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out () You hate French people () You rely on people too much () You would surrender in a war situation () You often feel like people are after your inheritance (x) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning (3/10) for South Italy) FUCK YA BASTARD Germany (Ludwig) () You're very stoic and serious () Sausages are your favourite foods. () You like to walk your dog. () Your boss/principal/tutor/homeroom teacher is a nut-case.()You love rules and think they should always be followed to. (x) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules ()You work very hard, too hard...(x) Your alone time is your "happy time" (Hell Yeah!!!) ( ) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people ( ) You've had issues with money once or twice (2/10) for Germany) Japan (Kiku Honda) () You're very mature (x)You think everything over before saying it. () You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one (x) You isolated yourself during childhood ( ) You became very successful in a short amount of time () You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world (x) You can seem cold/aloof to other people () You're good at practical tasks (x) You need time to adjust to new people (4/10) for Japan) Wow, a lot more than I thought... The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones) ( ) You love hamburgers ( x) You think you're awesome (x) You love to invent things (x) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films ( )You can seem to be very brash to other people (x) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business (x) You're terrified of ghosts (x) You know aliens exist () You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time () You wear glasses (5/10) for America) I should have known. The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland) () You like tea (Bleh...) (x ) You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid ( )You're very sarcastic and cynical () Your cooking is awful (x) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... ( )...But you refuse to believe in aliens. (x) You have tried doing black magic before () You get drunk quite easily () When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy ( ) You're good at embroidery (3/10) for UK) Damn it I don't like him France (Francis Bonnefoy) () You're very affectionate (x) You think you have a great fashion sense () You like wine () You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears (x) You love red roses () When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women ( ) You're very proud of yourself (x) You love culture and the arts () You're very flamboyant() You say you're a gourmet (3/10) for France) Russia (Ivan Braginski) () You had a very sad childhood. () You're very tall (x) You have a tendency to switch between personalities () You wear a scarf all the time (x) You love sunflowers()You love vodka () You can seem intimidating to other people () You're very strong () You have a big nose (x) You have a strange laugh that can scare people (3/10) for Russia) Canada (Matthew Williams) (x) You're often ignored by people (x) You look younger than you actually are ( ) You love hockey (x) You love polar bears (x) You hate fighting ( )You have one strand of curly hair like Italy () You often get mistaken for someone else (x) You feel under-appreciated ( ) You're bilingual () You always carry a bear with you (5/10) for Canada) yaaaa MAPLE POWER Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt) () You're quite mean-spirited (x) You're a bit of a hooligan (x) You're very loyal (x) You're very good at tactics ( ) You hate Russia () You love to fight people (x) You can avoid marriages quite well (well, relationships) (x) You're not always taken seriously ()You like drinking (x) You want to become stronger (5/10) for Prussia) yaaa AWESOME China (Wang Yao) [ ] You're very mature [x] You're very superstitious [ ] You're very religious [x] You love pandas (YEAAAA)[ ] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes ] You love Hello Kitty ] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously. [x] You work hard[}You're good at drawing [ ] You like sweets (2/10) for China) 0-0 Well this is not surprising... Austria (Roderich Edelstein) [ ] You are very well-raised ] You're polite [ ] You love classical music [x] You like cake [ ] You have a mole on your face ] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away [ ] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument [ ] You've composed music before [ ] You tend to call people 'morons.' ] You wear glasses (4/10 for Austria) Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry) [x] You have a potty-mouth [x] You like to wear flowers in your hair [ ] You used to be a very tough kid [x] You're very reliable [ x ] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy [x] You're very faithful [x] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike [ ] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese. [x] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next [x ] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. (7/10 for Hungary) Cuba [ ] You smoke [ ] You're very physically strong [ ] You've won a lot of fist-fights [ ] In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other. ] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics [x] You like hot weather ] You can be very friendly from time to time [ ] You look very tough on the outside [ ] You make a very nice role-model [ ] You don't let people get a word in edgewise (1/10 for Cuba) Seen this coming. Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis) [x] You're very loyal [x ] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together[ ] You're very serious [x] You have a lot of patience ] You think too much about philosophical stuff [ ] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc.. [x] You're not very confident[x ]You were quite rebellious as a child [x] You tend to let people walk all over you [x] You're a born worrier (7/10 for Lithuania) Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz) [ ] You're very flamboyant [ ] You're quite hyperactive [x] You can be quite goofy [x] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix [x] You're very wary of strangers [x] It takes you ages to come out of your shell... [x] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty [ ] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions[x] You love pansies and corn-poppies [ ] You get up to lots of crazy antics (6/10 for Poland) I am Lithuania(didn't see that comming) and Hungary (FUCK YES) For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. The bolded ones apply to me. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are addicted to fanfiction, copy this into your profile. If you want to learn Japanese, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile. I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile if you have the same feeling. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile. 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If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile If you think that those stupid kids should just give that idiotic Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's) Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile! If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others. Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: -I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 muscles to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth. I met some crazy people. They made me their leader! I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me? homework. n. (def.) a crude form of mind control still practiced in some primative societies One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions I didn't fall from heaven, I rose from hell. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run- he hates that. " I don't take orders, and I don't deliver death wishes. If you wish to die, kill yourself."-Hiei "I’m here cuz Heaven wouldn’t take me, and hell was afraid I’d take over..." "A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying ... GOD WAS THAT FUN OR WHAT?" When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it. Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls! Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it! You aren't drunk until you have to grab the grass to keep from falling off the earth. It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty...just drink it and get on with your life. If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find a person who's life gave them vodka and throw a party! You might just spend too much time on fanfiction if... ...you confuse your friends when you say things like "chappie," "fanfic," "flame," "Mary-Sue," etc. in an everyday conversation. ...a single chapter of your fanfiction is longer than all of your school essays put together. ...you prefer to be called by your pen name. ...when people annoy you, you threaten to flame them. ...you often wonder why J.K Rowling, Erin Hunter (s), Stephine Meyer, etc. didn't think of all the things your friends on fanfiction came up with when they wrote the canon. ...when people mention that they like the guitar player Slash, you say, "YOU READ SLASH? EWW!!" (Or, alternatively, AWESOME!) ...you have gotten at least 4 people to get a username on the site. ...you get more excited about reviews than you do presents/holidays/etc. I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with what she loves and is obsessed with, who can express herself beter with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. These things are suprisingly fun to fill out!: 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails 3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it 4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking 6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head 7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself 8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand 9. Tried to push open a door that said pull 10. Tried to pull open a door that said push 11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion 12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else 13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs 14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave 15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble 17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it 18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard 19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name 20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot 21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on 22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. 23. Have run into a closed door (It is really fun!) 24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else 25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it 26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke 27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer 28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan 29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk 30. Said 'o'clock' after saying how many mins after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock 31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it 32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside 33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else 34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property 35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot 36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on 37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in 38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard 39. Walked into a pole 40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident 41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house 42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on 43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small 44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it 45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. 46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it 47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up. 48. Have poked yourself in the eye 49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on 50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair 51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test 52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil 53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. 55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were 56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on 57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day. 58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it 60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie 61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa 62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it 63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence 64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person 65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side 66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions 67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out 70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught 71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face 72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb 73. Ran into a door jam 74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid 75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it 76. Have purposely licked playground sand 77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band 78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't 79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people 80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out 81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off 82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again 83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. 84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about 85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair 86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone 87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird 88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people 89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria 90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it 91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil 92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them 93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper 94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours 95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story 96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before 98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. 99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class 100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess CherryBlossoms,Coscat, LKakashiSXE, Darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours, Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94,Purplecherry5, Yuga Xyunagi, REfreak, Sharingangirl001, Hinatakura , Sakuranata, SASU-SAKU4everandalways, shadowxblossomx,blueberry08, Micah Sakura, JaseyRaeLullaby, KooriRoxs, Hidden in Sunlight, Minimum Ride, blackshadow878, Chibi-Onee-chan, Taiyo-chan the Neko Writer THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE! 1. Who are your favorite Naruto characters? Shikamaru,Naruto,Fu,Garra 2. What is your favorite pairing? naruhina,narutoXFu,sasusuku 3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? UM no it does not work with naruto 4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? never 5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: None 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? A looooon time ago. 7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina. 'Cause otherwise all that fainting would have been wasted. 8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku. 9. Which team is your favorite? TEAM 7! 10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Yes 11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? It was confirmed already. 12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara. (Tobi is in second place though.) 13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? He is bastard 14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? I'm a really behind 15. Have you read all the chapters so far? None 16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Yes! 17. Sub or dub? DUB some much easier 18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? She a banshee bitch but a nice banshee bitch 19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? FUNNY! 20. Do you even know who Tobi is? The guy with the mask, yes. Who's underneath the mask, nope. 21. Guy = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Since when was Guy-sensei ever sexy? O_o 22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Neji, Deidara 23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awesome in a weird way. 24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Hidan the big brother. Naruto the evil. 25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Some of them. 26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? No 27. Do you like lemons? Yes 28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? NO 29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Yes. Freakin' Hilarious. 30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? yep 31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? I have tried XD 32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yeah... they think I traced it. (Which I so did not!) 33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' No. 34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? No. 35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nope. 36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Nah. Kakashi can have it. 37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Not possible. 38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. No 39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Yeah, because the hand-wings coming from his back are totally sexy.*sarcasm* 40. Do you have a Naruto OC? No. 41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? No D gray man has. There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the Brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. Texting was done on calculator. If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you've read a fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. Huh, a lot of people haven't read fanfiction. If you've searched google for the weirdest things, copy and paste this on your profile If you think you've read over a hundred fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile if you would love to stay a night in a library, copy and paste this on your profile If you've actually found your name on google, copy and paste this on your profile (Yeah, my fanfiction and deviantart accounts.) If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile. (I promise, I WILL NOT DIE UNTIL I READ THE ENDING!!!) 20 QUESTIONS WITH THE AKATSUKI: 1. Who is your favourite character? Deidara 2. What do you think of the whole Madara being Tobi-thing? After the recent chapters, I don't even know anymore! 3. Who would you be team-up with? It has to be Deidara, naruto or Tobi, otherwise I'd annoy them to death. 4. If you could have any abilities what would they be? naruto powers 5. If Madara came up to you and asked you "Wanna' go somewhere private and have some 'fun'?" how would you react? Call him a pedo and ran away. 6. Hidan comes in your room and starts ranting on about how Kakuzu pisses him off then begs you to convert to Jashinism, how do you react? Piss Hidan off more. 7. Zetsu is standing in the corner of the living room, and he shows you a rose, he asks what you think of it, how do you react? Say "pretty rose! Is it your new girlfriend?" 8. Itachi is sitting in the kitchen, drinking tea, however, when you come into the kitchen to grab a drink, he starts smiling at you, thinking you have something on your face you almost run from the room, only to be stopped by Itachi, he asks if he can brush your hair, because he admires how soft and long it is, how do you react? Raise my eyebrows in surprise and let him. Then when he's done, say it's a sign of the apocalypse. 9. Kakuzu has been quiet for a week, and one day when you're alone he walks up to you and asks you if you have any spare change and if you'd like to go food shopping, how do you react? Tell him I'm broke. 10. Once upon a time before you 'joined' Akatsuki, you were good friends with Naruto, he'd been tracking you for years-almost as much as he does with Sasuke, when he finally finds you and begs you to come back to the village with him, how do you react? Pretend to spy on Akatsuki, and pretend to spy on the Leaf Village so I can not seem useless to Akatsuki. 11. Upon stumbling into Ino and Sakura bitch-fighting about how pretty they are and who's-more-skilled-than-who, what do you do? Kick there ass and talk to naruto 12. Who's art is better? Deidara's or Sasori's? Deidara does have a point when he says good things are fleeting. (People, visits, art, childhood) 13. You tell them you think your art is better, and they begin a huge arguement about how your art isn't as great as theirs, what do you do? Run for my life. 14. Kisame asks if you want to go swimming-your answer? Challenge him to a race to see who can swim faster. 15. For the next two days Kisame tells you it's nothing but a harmless swim, how do you react? "Go. Now." 16. What are your views on Sasuke? A very screwed up emo kid who needs to listen to his big brother for just one goddamn second. A very 17. Rock Lee tells you he has a crush on you, your reaction? Um... how intense can you make your flames of youth, Lee? (Watch him scream "HOT!!!" then run before he remembers what he was doing before.) 18. Which is better? Manga or Anime? Anime but the fillers suck 19. Which village would you prefer to live in? Leaf. final question 20. Which Naruto coupling do you prefer more? Naruhina I am ... I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!!! Ways to Annoy Your Parents -I am not responsible for any shouting, yelling and punishments they give you. Please note: USE AT YOUR OWN RISK! Please do not sue me when your parents hand out your punishment for using this. 1 - Follow them all the time 2 - Say "Muu" when they call you 3 - Pretend you have amnesia 4 - Keep walking backwards 5 - Run all over the house with a bulb in your hand and saying "The Sun! It's dying!" 6 - Run on the walls 7 - Sing out loud while you run all over the house wearing only underwear 8 - Say that wearing clothes is against your religion. (Now since i'm allergic to everything, and I do mean EVERYTHING, I told them I was allergic to any and all fabric!) 9 - Stay in front of them at four in the morning and with a big smile in the face say "Good morning, sunshine!" 10 - Run in circles 11 - Recite a whole movie. Three times. (They then vowed never again to let me watch Pirates of the Carribean movies...hehe) 12 - Pretend you're fighting yourself. Lose. 13 - Pull somebody's hair and scream "DNA!" (My mum nearly cried) 14 - Wear a T-Shirt that reads "I'm Retarded!" 15 - Wear jeans on your heads, a t-shirt on your waist and say it's a new fashion concept 16 - Try to find another way to drink something in a glass 17 - Glue your finger on your nose with Super Glue 18 - Talk to a pen 19 - Have imaginary friends. Talk to them all the time. 20 - Pretend you're a viking 21 - Try to climb on the walls 22 - Scream really loud "WHERE-IS-MY-MOTHER!?" 23 - Put an ice-cream cone on your forehead and say you're a beautiful unicorn 24 - Do what they tell you to 25 - Stay turning the lights on and off and after 5min say "ooh! I get it now..." 26 - Eat non-eatable things. 27 - Sit in front of the fan with your arms wide open and sing "I believe I can fly!!" 28 - Hold their hands and say "I see dead people..." 29 - When taking a shower, scream "I'm drowning!" 30 - Chase an imaginary tail 31 - Demand your own telephone number 32 - Scream "Lie!" for everything they say 33 - Pretend you're 268 years old 34 - Stay upside down in your closet 35 - Pretend you're a telephone 36 - Try to swim on the ground 37 - Knock on their door all the night 38 - Pretend you have multiple personalities 39 - Deny everything they say before they finish saying and say "Why what? Are you trying to find a reason to punish me?". Take a long breath, blink three times and say "Can I help you?" 40 - Ask "What?" for everything they say and pretend you don't understand 41 - Look at you father for some time and then say "I'M USING NEW SOCKS!" 42 - Always repeat "What would give you that idea?" 43 - When your mother start talking to you, say "Lo siento, No hablo Inglés" 44 - Tell them you have a very imporant secret that you can't tell to anyone, they'll insist on you to tell the secret, then you whisper "I'm Spiderman/Catwoman!" 45 - Stay looking at nowhere for some time and quickly look at your parents with a scared expression and say "Did you feel that?!" (their expression was priceless!) 46 - Write "Will you really eat this little bird?"/"Eggs are friends, not food!" on every egg you got in the ice box 47 - When having dinner, stand up and say to one of your siblings: "Due to economic problems, you will be banished from this house." (My poor, poor little cousin... she ran out and laughed her head off. I followed her. We came in sweating with big smiles. Australia's a killer.) 48 - When visiting your grandparents, start singing "Uuhm, you touch my tchalala!" 49 - Always say "That's so hot" with Paris Hilton accent 50 - Tell them everything you did was just to annoy them 10 Commandments of a Teenager 1. Thou shalt not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(Why wait?) 2. Thou shalt not do drugs. (Alcohol lasts longer) 3. Thou shalt not steal from K-Mart. (WalMart has a bigger selection) 4. Thou shalt not get arrested for vandalism. (Destruction has a bigger effect) 5. Thou shalt not steal from thy parents. (Every one knows grandma has more money) 6. Thou shalt not get into fights. (Just start them) 7. Thou shalt not skip class. (Just take the whole day off) 8. Thou shalt not strip in class. (Hooters pays more) 9. Thou shalt not think about having sex. (As Nike says - Just Do It) 10. Thou shalt not help old ladies cross the street. (Just leave them in the middle!) ONLY IN AMERICA... ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance ...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks ...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front ...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8 ...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter ...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke ...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages ...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place ...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in Latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures” Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support? Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"? Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room? If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order? If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of progress? Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower? I read this on panda lover for life's profile and just had to share it. I might marry a girl one day and no way is prejudice thinking going to stop me! Controversial Issues: Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts. 1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms 2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one. 3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge. 4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office. 5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class 6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss 7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda 8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar 9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy 10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month" 11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals 12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches 13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball 14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!" 15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm. 16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor. (yes I will) 17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental (sure) 18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak 19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends" 20) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want. 21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book. 22) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!" 23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions. 24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom (that's a lie) 25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate. 26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway. 27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls. 28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice. 29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" 30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs. 31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife (YES IT ISSS!!!) 32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant. (I think it might be at a Slytherin/Gryffindor game) 34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur. 34) It is a mad idea to tell Professor McGonagall that she takes herself too seriously 35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an appropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an experimental spell. 36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort. (Iwill!!!) 37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy. (EVER!!) 38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy. (I wouldn't risk that in the first place -shivers in horror-) 39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera. 40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time". (Mmm Hmm Sure) Most girls; Are cheerleaders Other girls; Are captain of the football team Most girls; Cry, bitch and stuff themselves with chocolate for a week after their boyfriend breaks up with them Other girls; Put a sign on their ex-boyfriends back that says; "Never gonna get any" Most girls: Learn how to bake bread and cakes from their mom Other girls; Learn how to Barbecue from their dad. Most girls; Play with dolls with their sister Other girls: Play video games with their brother Most girls; Have fits and plan revenge Other girls: Play pranks Most girls; Slap people Other girls: Punch people Most girls; Become anorexic and shove their fingers down their throats Other girls; Would down a whole bag of Potato chips and not give a crap Most girls; Would think this was garbage Other girls: Would copy and paste this Ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice. Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS" Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy" Dont use any punctuation As often as possible, skip instead of walking Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO" Sing along at the opera Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it' Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom" When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON" When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose" Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go" Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.) Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy). Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story. Try to get people in the room to do a wave. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?" Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin humming the theme to Star Wars. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit." Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..." Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen. Bring a giant roach into the room and release it on a nearby. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour. Dress like the professor. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile! Iwas walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart nked tests... but if I did, I would blame Athena!) 24 things to do in an elevator! 1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom. 9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!" 11. Meow occasionally. 12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. 13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it. 16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?" 17. Say "Ding!" at each floor. 18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons. 19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.' 21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers. 24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on. 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!" A story about a boyfriend and girlfriend: Boyfriend: C'mon, hun, it ain't that bad. Girlfriend: But, honey, I'm scared to. Boyfriend: There's nothing to be afraid of. Girlfriend: But, what if I get hurt? Boyfriend: Don't worry, I've done it plenty of times. Girlfriend: I've never done this before... Boyfriend: It's really easy. Girlfriend: I don't feel right doing this. Boyfriend: Why? It'll be fun. Girlfriend: Honey, you know I hate rollercoasters!... Hahaha funny! Lol XD Thank God it was only a rollercoaster... sara (my cuz) found that on the internet tahaha! Ways to Annoy people at the cinema: Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!" Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses. Clap when the good guy gets killed. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?" Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!" Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding. Yell out what is going to happen. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away. Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row. Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel. Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming. Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...) Bring a beach ball. Toss it around. Try to start a wave. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first. Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window. Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!" Sing with the theme music. Bring and use your own air freshener. At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies." Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off. Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show. Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!" Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie. Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!" Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is. Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?" Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie. Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen. Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat" Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head. Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats. When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!" Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle. During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!" Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room. Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn. Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!" Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!" Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!" Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said. Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones. Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one Really Dumb Store labels: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (How???) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (but i thought it'd be cold... aw...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (Isn't that quicker though?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (This med must make you drunk or something...) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (But we need to fight the drowsies!) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (No inside-out use people!!) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (How are we supposed to know if you don't tell us, r-tards!) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (but i'm allergic...) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (there's nothing like real fake bacon!) On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's when my hair messes up so...) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Let's steal some Fritos and possibly get a superman!) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (But do i have to???) On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (I like frozen food... you suck!) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Yeah parents, don't stick it in your child!!!) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Since when did i go by the instructions? I'm doing this MY way!) On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (It's much easier and quicker! It might leave a little mark but it's all good...) On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Aww man... dumb safety!) On the label for a dog collar: *Pointing to opening in collar* "Insert Dog Here." (Where else is there?) On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (But i want to have a food fight! Idiots don't know how to have fun...) I may be crazy, but i'm NOT insane! Oh no! You have the same name as me! Identity theft! Haha i called u stupid i made a funny! i smart... Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins. That way you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Is it just me or is Fred's REAL voice just as weird as his made up one? I bet Disney is jealous of Disney XD for stealing it's shows and making better ones! Am i the only one who thinks the song "Perfect" by P!nk is like the sweetest thing? Also "The Harold Song" by Ke$ha! HOOWW SSWWEEEET! My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have madeMy daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home.When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continuesWith more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah and I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me Child abuse... help stop it! Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD. Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet tkings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified him... He was buried in a tomb, yet he still lives today... Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us... If you truly believe in God and that Jesus Christ is his son... Then copy and paste this to your profile... If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..." I blieve in god not because of the Bible, but becuase of my heart. Now I sit me down is school where praying is against the rule. For this great nation under God finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, it violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange, or green, that's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, and pierce our noses, tongues, and cheeks... They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible, to quote the Good Book makes me liable. We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen, and the 'unwed daddy' our Senior King. It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong, we're taught that such 'judgements' do not belong. We can get our condoms and birth controls, study witchcraft, vampires, and totem poles. But the Ten Commandments are not allowed, no word of God must reach the crowd. It's scary here I must confess, when chaos reings the school's a mess. So, Lord, this silent plea I make: Should I be shot; My soul please take! Amen. If you aren't ashamed to do this, Please pass this on. Jesus said, "If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father." if you love God and you're not ashamed of him, repost this and see what he does for you tonight A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Try Not To Cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I couldplease listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were newI guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, , NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, TheOnlyMarauderette, PARAMOREROCKS , Liberty-Chan-123 REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! 7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8. WORLD DOMINATION! BEST reason! Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill very many people. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff If someone ever says, 'It's always the last place you look'... reply with, 'well duh, why the hell would I keep looking if I found it?' Eat right, exercise, die anyway. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills? Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window or break down a door. I used to have a life but, that was before video games! Don't look for inspiration. Start working and inspiration will come to you. Take risks, if you win you will be happy; if you lose you will be wise. There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the heck is happening. The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then procede to tell you exactly why it isn't. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and dark side, and holds the universe together. Why are wrong numbers never busy? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Doesn't 'expecting the unexpecting' make the unexpected expected? Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is. Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word? STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you. Never doubt the power of an extremely pissed off woman Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Girl and Boy: Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile. 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Everything I Learned In Life, I Learned From CLAMP If you're precious to anyone, you're doomed. Or better yet, date a girl who writes." You know you're obsessed with D. Gray Man when... You memorize every single fighting move that character has. You find yourself quoting the character in everyday conversation. You insist the snitch in Harry Potter is just Timcanpy in disguise. You have preferences with how to spell names ( eg. Yu vs Yuu, Rabi vs Lavi, Rinalee vs Lenalee ) and will fight to the death to defend them. You've never found top hats sexier until you've seen Allen, Cross and Tyki in them. You think the Millenium Earl is the most brilliant villian in anime or manga and love to hate him. You're convinced that all Tyki wants is to rape Allen. You'll never look at the words "Noah", "Innocence" and "exorcist" the same way again. Your favorite flower is a lotus. You dream of being your favorite character all the time. You're tickled pink that Lavi's commands involve "growing" and "extending" . The only thing you think of when you see "DGM" is "D. Gray Man", despite what it was meant to stand for. You've watched the anime over 20 times. You've read the manga more times than that. You know all the filler characters, no matter how obscure. You can recall every event and name the episode it happened in. You can do the same with the manga. You know all the new Noah. You know your favorite character's birthday and celebrate it every year. You realize that Allen and Kanda are so much alike that it would be a crime for them NOT to be together. You know what Yullen, Lucky and Laven are. You've seen every single DGM-themed AMV on Youtube. You know all the words to The Musician's Song by heart. You find it uncannily ironic that Tyki broke Allen's Innocence. Every time you see that part of the anime, the words "chest rape" come to mind. Swords win over guns, unless the gun happens to be Judgment. You've seen the episode where Kanda gets a fanboy. You wish Hoshino would just get over that sprained wrist already. Some part of you, whether it be only a sliver, wants to see Road die. You cried when you thought Kanda and Lavi died in the Ark. You cried with joy when you realized they didn't. You can relate Chaoji to the character of the same name from Naruto. You find Kanda and Fang (the graphic novel version of Maximum Ride) look oddly alike. You're wondering why Allen hasn't been labeled a general yet. You think Allen's "14th moments" are epically sexy. Scratch that, ALL of Allen's moments are epically sexy. You want to personally write a thank you note to Hoshino for all the times she drew Kanda shirtless. You draw DGM fanart. You read and write DGM fanfiction. You can never look at a panda the same way ever again. Month one Month Two Month Three Month Four Month Five Month Six Month Seven Every Abortion Is Just . . . If you're against abortion, re-post this Girl: Slow down! Guy: No this is fun! Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you. Now slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gave him a big hug. Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me. In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure.Two people were on it and only one survived.The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile. You May Be A Writer If- Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names. You often imagine your books becoming movies. Spell check is your best friend. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters. You smile really big when you are going to finally write a character love scene. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written. Things that are written badly annoy you and make you want to re-write it better. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time. If you are not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly. You talk to yourself... constantly. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story. You are in love with the Thesaurus. You dream about your stories. You dream of new stories. You often revisit some of your old stories. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing. You would rather talk to the voices in your head than the person sitting next to you. You would rather write than go out. Your/you're and their/there/they're are errors that send you into an apoplectic fit. You get cranky if you don't get to write. You've heard/seen something, and thought, I need to write that down. You wake up in the middle of the night and scrabble for a pen and paper you keep next to your bed to write down a scene to make the voices be quiet so you can get some sleep. Getting the scene finished is more important than coffee, the bathroom, or food. A blank wall becomes the screen where the scene you're writing takes place right in front of your eyes. You can't write because you're mad at one of your characters. You argue with said character. You start to laugh out loud in public at what something your character might say. Even though you try your hardest to resist, you often correct your own grammar on IM. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself too much. Your family/friends have come to the ignore the habit of your talking to yourself. You've apologized out loud to a character after doing something horrible to them. You Know You're Obsessed With FMA When... You develop an interest in chemistry because it's the closest thing Earth has got to Alchemy. When you see the letters "Ed" anywhere, you think of Edward Elric. Driver's Ed, etc., all momentarily startle you. When you see Ed being used as a name, or even a brand, you can't help but smile. You own every single season of both the original anime, Brotherhood, the OVAs, the Conquerer of Shambala, and The Sacred Star of Milos. You can quote half of the lines in both of the series. You have given yourself a State Alchemist title (like Fullmetal). You care more about what's going to happen in the next volume than what's going on in the news. You want to cosplay as an FMA character. You have Edward's pocket watch. When you hear the word "philosophy" you instantly think of the Philosopher's Stone. You subconsciously doodle transmutation circles on your homework assignments without noticing. When you're upset, imagining your favorite character beside you calms you down. When listening to Vic Mignogna songs, you imagine Ed singing them to you, even if they're blatantly out of character. You want to own Den and/or Black Hayate. While you used to be bothered by being so short, you're okay with it now, because it means you're the same height as Ed. Every time you see a stray kitty you think of Al. Every time you or someone else claps you think of using alchemy. Every time you or someone else snaps you think of using flame alchemy. Your hands overheat, and you think to yourself that you need an automail hand to hold. Your friends start to notice that you are a little too obsessed with FMA. You wish you knew someone who could fight spectacularly, complete with almost acrobatic stunts, like Ed - or Al. You ringtone either is, or you want your ringtone to be a short rant. You can rant hours upon hours about your favorite moments in the series and still have so much more to talk about the next day. You begin creating your own short rants. You find you have to restrain yourself when your friends accidentally say something that reminds you of FMA. You never want to apologize for Elricest. All of your profile pictures are FMA related. You know all of the lyrics to all of the opening or closing songs. You find that you end up getting everywhere late because you were caught up watching FMA: BH. You find you have to struggle to avoid bringing up relevant FMA connections in essays and class discussions. You are waiting patiently (or not so patiently) for Ed to cross over to this side of the gate. You cry over the events of FMA more than real life events. Talking to your friends who don't watch FMA has become difficult. You find yourself in a contest over who is more obsessed with FMA, and always win. You find yourself distressing over getting older, because it means you are getting too old for Ed. You find yourself overjoyed about getting older, because it means you are getting closer in age to Roy. Your mind races to Al whenever you see a suit of armor. You call prosthetic limbs, automail You know that all military guys are named after WWII air planes You hate milk When you hear the words " Seven Deadly Sins" you think of Homunculi You know that December 18 is 'International Fullmetal tumbleweed day' to honor the tumbleweed in episode 37 of 2003 anime A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it? |
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