- Female student that enjoys writing in her free time

- Other hobbies include crafting, jfashion, manga and anime

- Current fandoms include Cytus II, Vocaloid, Cardcaptor Sakura: Clear Card Arc, Hataraku Saibou, Studio Ghibli, Junji Ito's work, Urasawa Naoki's work (specifically Monster, Billy Bat, and Asadora), Sugaru Miaki's work

- Recently I've been more active on Quotev; you can find me there under the same username, so please feel free to check the interactive quizzes and short stories I've posted there!

- I love getting constructive criticism and specific feedback, so please try to leave me a comment whenever you can

Recommendations:

- "Three Days of Happiness" by Sugaru Miaki

- Urasawa Naoki's "Monster"

- "Where the Mountain Meets the Moon" by Grace Lin

- "Legend of the Sun Knight" by Yu Wo

- Angel Beats!

- Hotarubi no Mori e

Normal people forgive others by saying, "It's okay. I forgive you."

LSK fans forgive others by saying, "The benevolent God of Light will forgive your sins."

Normal people threaten others by saying, "I'll tell the teacher/the boss about this!"

LSK fans threaten others by saying, "I'll tell the Judgment Knight about this!"

Normal people dye their hair blue to look like Katy Perry/Lady Gaga.

LSK fans dye their hair blue to look like the Storm Knight.

Normal people call it "falling".

LSK fans call it "tripping gracefully".

Normal people pray to God/Allah/Buddha/etc.

LSK fans pray to the God of Light/God of War/God of Chaos.

Normal people would name a unicorn Twilight Sparkle, Purity, etc.

LSK fans would name a unicorn Whitey (regardless of what colour it is).

Normal people call others by their name.

LSK fans give others random nickname just 'cause.

Normal people don't have this on their profile.

LSK fans must have this on their profile!

If you are an LSK fan, copy and paste this onto your profile!!!

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

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Epic Quotes/Words to Live By:

There are very few problems which cannot be solved by large amounts of explosives.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

I'm a fucking unicorn and I don’t believe in humans.

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

I wonder who the first person was who looked at a cow and said: "I'll just pull those dangly things and see what comes out, and then drink it."

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

"Me, I'm dishonest, and a dishonest person you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly. It's the honest ones you oughtta watch out for because you never know when they are gonna do something incredibly...stupid." -Captain Jack Sparrow

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese. There are five people in my family so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or dad. Or my older brother Will. Or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu. But I think it's Will.

Be optimistic. All the people you hate are going to eventually die.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

I’d slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

I love how in scary movies the person says, “Hello?” as if the murderer’s gonna be like, “Yeah, I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

I hate it when its dark and I think to myself, “You know what I haven’t thought about in a while? Demons.”

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous: You suck.

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

Haikus can be cool,

But sometimes they don't make sense.

Refrigerator.

OH YOU WANNA ARGUE? BRING IT ON BITCH; I GOT MY CAPS LOCK ON.

I keep some people's phone numbers in my contacts just so I know not to answer when they call.

If you were on fire and I had some water, I'd drink it.

When someone decides to be in the room while you’re on the computer, so you just switch to Google and stare at it.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

In school, I was an outstanding student; my teacher would send me to stand outside of the class as a punishment.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why learn?

Knowledge is power. So go to school, learn everything, become powerful, and take over the world!

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. So study hard and be evil!

Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke.

Coffee, chocolate, men-- some things are just better off rich.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.

"It's always in the last place you look." Well, duh! If you already found it, why would you keep looking?

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.

Children in front seats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.

Has anyone else noticed that the symbol “&” looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor?

Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

So you're saying you're hotter than me. So that's means I'm cooler than you?

The Earth Is Full - Go Home.

"Hey sexy!

Shut the door, drop your pants, climb on top of me, and satisfy your needs.

Love always,

Your Toilet"

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Note to self: It is illegal to stab someone for being stupid. No matter how much they deserve it.

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

When choosing between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried before.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah, like that. Stop it.

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." -Douglas Adams

Have you ever watched a Disney movie or something now that you're grown up and realized you had no idea what was going on when you first saw it?

My teacher pointed at me with her ruler and said, “At the end of this ruler is an idiot.” I got detention for asking which end.

One day, I will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Anatidaephobia — fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

There is nothing worse than that moment in which you are sure you're going to die after leaning back in a chair a little too far.

Help! I've fallen and I can't reach my Life Alert!

"Ha! You fail!" "Yeah? Well so did your dad's condom."

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn orange juice.

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

If you die on an elevator, make sure you press the up button.

"I can see a world without hate and without war. And I can see us taking over that world, because they'd never expect it."

I'm the girl that when my feet touch the ground in the morning the devil says; "OH CRAP SHE'S UP!"

10% sugar, 10% spice, 80% demon child so you better be nice.

I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. Yeah, he said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me... Wait.

I think that part of a best friend's job after you die is to immediately clear your computer history.

Everyone has photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Keyboard not found... Press any key to continue.

Ah, the internet: where men are men, women are also men, and thirteen-year-old girls are FBI agents.

If Google can't find the answer, it's not a question.

If olive oil is made of olives….then…..baby oil is made of…….

Sometimes, Google should come back with a message that says, "Trust me, you don't want to know."

Boys are like Slinkys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I'm an angel, I swear! The horns are just there to keep my halo straight!

When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs?

General Failure is a superior of Major Malfunction, who is searching for Private Files.

Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its students!

There’s a fine line between genius and stupidity. I like to play jump rope with that line.

I’m not arguing. I’m simply explaining why I'm right.

When I have kids someday, I’ll tell them to watch the movie 2012 and say, “I survived that.”

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get one million miles to the gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

The internet is like Egypt; we write on walls, convey messages with pictures that no one understands, and worship cats.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

(On bumper sticker) Don't follow me. I'm lost.

I put the sexy in dyslexia.

A rejected invention: Instant water! Just add water!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

I've always wanted my last words to be,"Hey, what does this button do?"

Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license.

Police officer: How high are you? Person: No officer, it's 'Hi, how are you?'

The cops never find it as funny as you do.

If you hurt her, I will KICK YOU in the BALLS SO HARD, that you will sing like JUSTIN BIEBER! CLEAR!?!?!?!

One day my patience will run out, and I will punch you in the face. Very hard.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest telling us to sit down and shut up.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless?

When there's a will, I want to be in it!

It is as bad as you think and they are out to get you.

Don't ever say, "At least things couldn't get any worse!". God takes it as a personal challenge.

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

Scary thought: A ghost could be humping you right now and you'd never know.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I hate it when you miss a call by like two seconds, but when you call back immediately after, no one answers. What did they do, leave a message, drop the phone, and sprint as far away as possible?

I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.

Always say no to drugs, because if you're high enough that your drugs are talking to you, it's time to quit.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Sugar is sweet,

And so are you.

But the roses are wilting.

The violets are dead.

The sugar bowl's empty,

And so is your head.

Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

You!! Off my planet!

You should never hit a guy with glasses. Try a baseball bat.

If it wasn't for physics and law inforcement, I'd be unstoppable.

How many times are you supposed to say "What?" before you just smile and nod because you still have no idea what they said?

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

"Push" is the force exerted upon the door marked "Pull".

I have amnesia and deja vu-- I think I've forgotten this before.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do.

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.

Have you ever noticed that the words in therapist are actually The-rapist?

"Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God."

The extinction of the dinosoars was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the judge.

If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. (And the sad thing is, it's true for me)

Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. But pants? Pants never get dirty; you can wear them forever!

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it’s hard to get it back in.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t gone to sleep yet.

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

I have a perfect body. It's your vision that's defective.

Bad spellers of the world UNTIE!!

Hello!! I am your femur! Consider yourself fucked!

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

"Wait! Violence is not the answer!" "You're right; it's the question! And the answer is YES!"

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where's my ceiling?"

I didn't trip; the floor just looked like it need a hug.

I don’t trip. I do random gravity checks.

(On a bumper sticker) If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.

Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then procede to tell you why it's not.

“Did you just fall?” “No, I attacked the floor." "Backwards?” "I’m skilled.”

It's you and me against the world. We attack at dawn.

Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.

As a driver, I hate pedestrians. As a pedestrian, I hate drivers. But no matter what form of transportation I'm using, I always hate bicyclists.

Warning: If zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

Sorry, I can't go to hell. It has a restraining order against me.

Some people deserve to be highfived….in the face…….with a chair……

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.

People who don't know me think I'm quiet; people who do wish I was.

I look around and all I see is stupid! On a completely unrelated topic, I like to look at mirrors.

Music is like candy; you throw away the rappers.

''In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will decend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with more than one small child, then pick your favorite.''

I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me." "Have you ever had a dictionary thrown at you? Words hurt a lot, believe me."

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter. - Stephen Wright

I'm on a mission to save the world (I can't believe those idiots trusted me with this).

I'm not afraid of Death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

Relax. Everything's gone to hell in a handbasket, but the internet still works.

A stranger stabs you in the front. A friend stabs you in the back. A boyfriend stabs you in the heart. But a best friend will stab you repeatedly with a plastic spork while yelling, "DIE, BITCH!".

Even when fully awake, we still have trouble locating car keys in our pockets, finding cell phones, and pinning the tail on the donkey, but I'll bet you anything anyone can locate and push the snooze button from 5 feet away, in the dark, while half-asleep, every time.

Schrodinger's cat ate B. F. Skinner's pigeon, so Pavlov's dog ate the cat. Maybe. (How many people understood that?)

"Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?"

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.

Only in math problems is it completely normal for someone to go to the store and buy 90 watermelons.

Dear Math, I'm sick and tired of trying to find your 'X'. Just accept the fact that's she's gone. Move on, dude.

Dear Math, I like you a lot better before you and the alphabet started hooking up.

No, I will not share my iPod with you. It's an iPod, not an usPod.

If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.

When people ask me 'Plz' because it's shorter than 'Please', I answer them 'No' because it's shorter than 'Yes'.

"I had thirty bars of chocolate and I ate eighteen. What do I have now?" "I DUNNO, DIABETES, PERHAPS?!?

Teachers call it the bathroom. The students call it 'I'm bored, I'm leaving'.

When a boy gets jealous it's kinda cute. But when a girl gets jealous, World War 3 is about to start.

A girl's laughter is much more cheerful than a boy's. But a boy's cry is much more meaningful than a girl's.

Roses are red, that much is true,

But violets are purple,

NOT fucking blue.

"He thought he was a wit, and he was half right." - Joseph Addison

"I will lie, cheat, steal and destroy things for really good books. And I will sell my soul for an internet connection, I miss Google damnit!" - Strange Return by Shivera

"We leave immediately!" "But what about dinner?!" "...We leave in two hours!"

"You remind me of something." "What?" "Monday." "Why?" "Nobody likes you."

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," the sarcastic teacher said. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher. "Well, actually, I don't," said the student, "I just hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

“Are you crying?” “No, I’m pretending to be a fountain!”

"Are you sleeping?" "No, I'm training to die."

Your friend calls you at 3 in the morning. "Are you asleep?" "Nooo, I'm skydiving and just happened to take the house phone with me."

"Are you still here?" "Nope."

Harry potter fans: “I want to go to Hogwarts!”

Percy Jackson fans: “I want to go to camp half-blood!”

Narnia fans: “I want to go to Narnia!”

Hunger Games fans: “I’m okay!”

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, do you know why his father didn't punish him? Student: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.

"Dear students,

I know when you’re texting in class. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles.

Sincerely, your teacher."