Yo, this is MyHobbyIsToRunFromReality, or Reality.

Hair: Black with a braid at the side and rest of hair cut in a bobby style.

Eyes: Red and wears black rimmed glasses sometimes.

Height: 5'

Weight: --lbs

Age: 5(5x-30)=7(-2x51) *Note: If you actually do the math for this, you must really want to know how old I am.* Note: I'll update this as soon as I find my math textbook. Wish me luck. (Dives into closet with battle cry)

Hobby: Look at the Pen Name. Oh, and anime. Lots and lots of anime.

Favorite Food: Shrimp fried rice, fish, and king crab.

Least Favorite Food: Kimchi, raw fish, and the crappy expensive shit scam food that costs over $35 and less than 5 pieces (yes I'm not rich and I like seafood because I live off the shit cuz it's cheap where I buy it)

Favorite Clothes: Baggy jeans, baggy striped purple and black shirt (which was originally from a Bel cosplay, but oh well), better than crappy $7 watch, baggy black hoodie, chain bracelet that was a gift (Yay, free), and a black bandana tied around neck (started doing that when I was sick with a sore throat, but never got out of it). I swear I wear this outfit practically three times a week.

Proudest Moment: When a friend said that I would make a good Mafioso when I elbowed him in the gut after he came up behind me. He bowled over for the next two periods and kept on calling me a son of a bastard, despite the fact that I'm a girl. The death threats were totally worth it after hearing that I would be a good Mafia member.

Best Friends: Spiky, Giraffe, Pedo Turtle, Rainbow Pikachu Unicorn Manatee (yes this is a single nickname), Lollipop, Bleached Curls, and Punching Bag (I swear, he really is my human punching bag, hell, he even admitted it)

Things I want to do before I Die: Learn eight different languages, master at least five martial arts, receive training in at least one weapon and become pro at it, graduate college, visit a ice hotel, live in Italy for some amount of time, go back to all my past schools and curse the principals out just for the satisfaction it would give me, have a pet pidgeon/salamander/bearded dragon/toad/snake/spider/etc., wear an eyepatch for at least a month and see how much longer I can go, wear red contacts to my family reunion and watch all the relatives flip out, and start a website. (May change)

Note: I believe Tsunayoshi Sawada from KHR is the ultimate uke. If you agree, you get a free KHR set. *Points to row of boxes that have sounds coming from inside. Ex: 'Hiiiieeee!', Explosions and calls of 'Juudaime!', calm laughter, annoying laughter and grenades going off, a eerie aura and 'Kufufufu', silence, 'EXTREME', thumps coming from tonfas, etc.*

Anyway...

Yeah. Tsuna will demonstrate how to open said boxes. *Opens box that has 'Hiiieeeee!' coming from it*

Tsuna pokes head out*

Tsuna:Um... Hi

Read this *shows Tsuna card and holds up microphone*

Tsuna:Ano...Help Byakuran is raping me...?!

All boxes immediately tear themselves open, revealing glaring KHR cast, ready to protect their ultimate uke from Byakuran.*

Anyway, while Tsuna deals with his overprotective Guardians, we continue with my profile.

I am...

-a tomboy

-a writer

-a artist

-a bisexual

-a member of a Gay Straight Alliance

-a reclusive person

-a wallflower

-a basket case

-a person with too many guy friends

-a person with not enough girl friends

-a person who is single and proud

-a otaku

-an avowed lover of Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, Skillet, Evanscene, etc,

-an avowed hater of Justin Beiber, Selene Gomez, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, etc,

-a fan of KHR, Bleach, Soul Eater and other Shounen

-a girl that doesn't own a single pair of skinnies and hopefully, never will

-a girl that actually eats her food

-a girl that hates it when her hair goes past her shoulders

-a girl that likes it when her guy friends make sex jokes so she can give a blow to his pride afterwards (This is a lame example, but: "You know you would like a good look at my package." "What package? All I know is that you got nothing to send.")

-a girl that was mistook for a guy by more than six teachers on the first day of school

-a girl that would like chest bindings as a birthday gift

-a girl that likes giving guy friends Dum Dums so she can throw them at their heads instead of handing them

-a proud supporter of gay marriages

-a person that is good at crafts but only when there's nothing left

-a cheap person

-a person that steals her dad's coffee just to stay awake long enough to finish the new chapter of Mafia Preschool that you all love so much (We hit 2,000 hits, people!)

-a lover of David Levithan's Will Grayson, Will Grayson and Boy meets Boy, the collaboration Zombies vs Unicorns (Team Zombies FTW!), the Leviathan series by Scott Westerfield, Nick Lane's Blood Ninja, the CHERUB series by Robert Muchamore, and many more.

-a person that would knock weed/alcohol/cocaine out of her friend's hand instead of taking it

-a person that doesn't watch television

-a girl that would more likely eat her own foot than read Twilight (No offense to those that like the series, but... Bleh. I prefer Blood Ninja and The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod to a barking love story)

-a lover of seafood

-a person often mistook as a tsundere or a tsun-tsun

-a official recruiter for BelxMammon/Viper and LanciaxBasil XD (I keep ongetting reviews on how someone liked a pairing, read a story and likes these pairings now. I feel accomplished.)

More will be added*

On another note, I thank you kindly for:

1. Reading my story, Mafia Preschool, which has gained 30 reviews, 2,000 hits, 40 favorites and 30 alerts. All in under a month. I felt like i could jump off a roof and still live after seeing those numbers.

2. For being so loyal and so patient as I try to type the mess in my head into words and make a chapter to please you all for the reason above. I'm sorry if stories come out a bit later than expected; I have grades to keep up and a black belt to earn.

3. No spams or mean comments! My mom's always so worried that I'll break the fourth wall if someone spams. Luckily, we'll wait and see if that apocalypse ever comes. Let's all hope it never does.

4. For telling me about the misunderstandings and asking about them instead of cursing me out (Ex:"Why were the Varia dancing the Cha Cha Slide?", which is a lot more preferable than "I can't understand your shit writing, do this freaking website a favor and go on fucking hiatus already", which luckily, all of you are too awesome to write :3

All together now *Breathes in*

I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!!

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Hack*

Dies*

Sits up while breathing unevenly and rubbing glasses*

This is why I don't sing. I have no lung power at all.

But it's true I really do love you guys.

Momo-chan's Pic from 'The Open Sky':

http:///gallery/#/d57kgi2