A/N: Just a random ficlet to stop my mind from busting with these pairings. Enjoy and please review!

Disclaimer: I do not own Kuroko no Basuke –if I did, Kagami wouldn't be so...muscular (killed) XD.

Idiots

(AominexKise, KagamixKuroko)

Kuroko Tetsuya and Aomine Daiki always agreed on basketball. They share the same passion and love for the sport so it wasn't at all surprising that it allowed them to be best friends during middle school. Now that they are in high school and finally 'reconciled', they found another thing they had in common; their useless ability of putting up with idiotic morons.

Really, it was highly alarming how much they put up with it.

"Tetsu…sometimes I just want to smack him in the face to make him realize what I mean." Aomine sighed. Today was one of his and Kuroko's bonding/practice sessions, lately though it has becoming pity love counseling about their respective boyfriends.

"But Aomine-kun, you already smack him enough for him to be called a battered wife."

"Shit! He's so stupid though I don't know what to do! I bought one large shake for the two of us with TWO STRAWS. You know what he did?"

"What did he do?"

"He stood up and went to the counter and bought his own shake! How stupid can he get?"

"Well… most of the time Kagami-kun doesn't even notice I'm eating in front of him until I talk."

"You're dating a complete idiot."

"Kise's an airhead too Aomine-kun."

Both Kuroko and Aomine turned to look at each other funnily. Seriously, sometimes they're really the same.

"Ah fuck this, I don't even understand why we bother to be subtle with them!"

"Hm...it's embarrassing not to be though…"

"Tell me about it. When will they get a hit about being romantic? …idiots."

"Since Kise and Kagami are both completely clueless, I just thought about how they would look good as a couple…"

"What? That's stupid! Don't say that kind of bullshit, if they got together…that's almost as stupid as saying Bakagami's bright!"

"But…it'd be interesting…" Kuroko hid his smirk.

"In what way exactly? They're both dense as wood in water, they won't even understand why they would feel those kinds of whatever feelings they would- ah whatever!"

"That's a lot of whatevers…"

"Whatever." Aomine leaned on the bench and closed his eyes. He didn't exactly hate Kise, in fact he actually loved him much…but at times like this with Kuroko it was easier to just complain. Well being unnoticed is far worse than being misunderstood. "Hey Kuroko if Kagami fucking pissed you off too much let's maul him together."

Kuroko wasn't listening though, he received a text message and flip his phone shut abruptly. He stood up to leave without saying a word.

"Oi? Where the hell are you going?" Aomine asked.

"Ah…" Kuroko jerked back and turned to Aomine. "Kagami texted me…"

"And?"

"He asked why I left him a present."

"Okay…

"It's our 6 month of going out tomorrow." Kuroko shook his head and started to turn around again.

"That idiot…. But hey! Why are you leaving? We haven't done any practice yet."

"Sorry Aomine, I'll practice with you some other time. I have to tell Taiga the occasion myself…" Kuroko paused and looked back at Aomine briefly then smirked and walked away. "Oh I'll bring Tetsu number two with me too, bye."

"What? I…don't get it. Damn that Bakagami…"