Largofan: Okay, this has been looked over by my beta, who is now on hiatus

- Start -

"Yesh, Dame-Sawada, how could you lose us the game? Now we have clean up duty," Kurokawa-san says with a sigh.

"Hana, don't call Tsuna-chan that. Don't worry about it Tsuna-chan," a blond girl says giving the girl in question a smile.

"E-eh, t-th-thanks Kyoko-chan." The brunette, Tsunahime, or Tsuna, says; she was used to being scolded by now, and was just surprised that Kyoko and Kurokawa even stayed to help clean. The three are the only ones cleaning up, since the other girls on their team thought Tsuna should do it by herself, and those who don't leave, make it harder on the 3 who are actually working by knocking over the ball racks. Tsuna just sighs when they do this, knowing it was better not to fight back, expecially when the teacher makes them finish cleaning up and letting Tsuna, Kyoko, and Kurokawa go.

After they change back into their uniforms, Tsuna watches as Kyoko and Kurokawa start to walk home together when Mochida-senpai approaches them. Tsuna bites her lip when she sees Kyoko blush and react to Mochida-senpai's flirting, she knew that Mochida-senpai was seeing at least two other girls because he lived close to her, so she didn't know weather to tell Kyoko-chan, or avoid having Mochida get mad and stuff her locker full of condoms again and writing 'come here for a good time on it', again, like he did when she had, by accident, revealed to one of the girls he was seeing at the time of his polygamist ways. Tsuna shakes her head and decides to just go home, avoiding the issue entirely.

Tsuna walks home alone, as she always does, and changes into a t-shirt and sweat pants, once she gets home. Pulling out her new yaoi manga, Bucking Stallion, and reading it with an Edgar Allen Poe book open under it, so her mom wouldn't know.

"Tsunahime!" Nana, Tsuna's mom, says as she opens the door to her daughter's room and walks in, not bothering to knock.

"Eek! Don't barge into my room!" Tsunahime shouts, quickly hiding her yaoi. Nana ignores her daughter's protest.

"I got another call form school today. Apparently you skipped half way through again? Young lady, what are you planning on doing with your future? I don't care if you don't go to a good high school or college, you can be a house wife like me, but still," Nana trails off, pleased to see that her daughter was reading something of educational value. "It's just you can either live your entire life like this," Nana says, gesturing to her daughter holed up in her room, reading, alone, "or you can live it happily, thinking 'It's great to be alive!' like I do!" Nana says, twittering out the last part.

"Could you never repeat that? Especially if other people are around; it's embarrassing mom." Tsuna dead pans and her mom pouts at the comment, and then smirks when she remembers the flyer she had gotten that morning in the mail.

"Oh well, Tsu-chan, there's a home tutor coming today, just for you," Nana says in a singsong voice.

"Eh! A home tutor?" Tsuna asks, wondering if and how her mother could afford that.

"Yep, there was a flyer today in the mail. It says grade and subject don't matter, and that they'll train you to be the leader of the next generation. Isn't that great?" Nana asks.

"Mom, this totally has to be a scam!" Tsuna replies, wondering just how dense her mother was.

"Ciaossu." A voice says, startling the Sawada women. Tsuna looks down, where the voice had come from, to see a baby boy in a suit and fedora. There was a chameleon on the fedora and he had a big, yellow pacifier hanging from his neck.

Tsuna looks at the boy and kneels down so she's at his level. "You're so cute! What's your name? Are you lost sweetheart? Where are your parents? It's not nice to just walk into someone else's house," Tsuna says and he looks at her, as though thinking

"Hm? I'm Reborn, your new home tutor," he says and both the Sawada women look at him in disbelief.

"What!?" they shout in unison.

"Now Reborn-chan, you shouldn't go around doing stuff like this, where are your parents?" Tsuna asks.

"This isn't a joke. Maman, if you'll excuse us, I must get started teaching my student," Reborn says and Nana slowly nods, walking out, and wondering if Tsuna hadn't been right, but it was free, so oh well.

Tsuna shakes her head, there was no way this baby was a home tutor, but his parents obviously weren't taking proper care of him, so she would play along for a while. Reborn hops out of her arms and seats himself on the pillow she had been lying down on. Tsuna looks at him a little suspiciously as she sits down in front of him.

"I was lying to you before, my real line of work is assassination, and my job here, is to turn you into a Mafia boss." Reborn says as he brings out a rifle like gun from his brief case. Tsuna looks at him in disbelief.

"A mafia boss?" She asks, frowning and wondering just what was wrong with Reborn's parents that led him to have such adult manners, and believe he was an assassin.

"A certain man hired me to make you an astounding mafia boss, because I have a lot of respect for him and am close to his family, I agreed to do it," Reborn replies.

"Honey, that's a real nice toy you have there an everything, but..." Tsuna says , not believing a word of it, before the gun is stuck in her face, a small grin on Reborn's face.

"I don't like getting rough with women, but should I shoot you once to prove it's real?" Reborn asks.

"Wha! Hey!" Tsuna shouts indignantly, and gets a little worried that it just might be real, especially after seeing it so close up

"But not now." Reborn says as his stomach grumbles loud enough for Tsuna to hear.

"Yeah, not now, put it away and we'll go eat, how about that?" Tsuna asks and Reborn nods.

"I suppose, you still don't believe me though, do you? The contract states I'll be living here until your grades go up, so I'll have plenty of time to convince you." Reborn says and Tsuna just shakes her head, wondering how she could get in contact with Reborn's parents.

The next day, Reborn escorts Tsuna to school, and on the way they run into Kyoko.

"Ah, good morning Tsuna-chan." Kyoko greets her happily.

"E-eh, good morning Kyoko-chan." Tsuna says, looking at Reborn, which makes Kyoko look at him to.

"Kya! So cute, why are you wearing a suit?" Kyoko asks.

"Because I'm in the mafia. I'm Reborn, Tsuna's tu..." Reborn says and Tsuna covers his mouth.

"H-he's my younger cousin. He's been watching way too many gangster movies and he's staying with my mom and me while his parents work overseas," Tsuna quickly lies as Reborn moves her hand, frowning, and Kyoko giggles.

"That's cool, good luck with that Reborn-chan. I'll see you at school Tsuna-chan, you probably have to take him to nursery school." Kyoko says and Tsuna nods, watching her walk away before sighing with relief that Kyoko had bought what she was saying, because she knew she was a horrible liar.

"Look, I'm not saying I believe you, but don't go telling everyone that you're in the mafia and that you're my tutor! It's not normal!" Tsuna tells Reborn who shrugs.

"There's something you're not telling her." Reborn says intuitively, changing the subject abruptly.

"Eh!? How'd you know? But I can't tell her or Mochida-senpai will stuff my locker full of condoms again." Tsuna says and Reborn frowns.

"Pathetic, I guess it's finally time, die," Reborn says and pulls a gun, shooting Tsuna right in the head. I'm dying? If I had known Reborn-chan was going to kill me, I would have told Kyoko-chan not to go out with Mochida-senpai tonight because he's already seeing 2 other girls, with the will of the dying, not even Mochida-senpai is scary. Tsuna thinks as she falls to the ground.

"Ah! What was that!?" A woman shouts as Tsuna's body starts to inflate around the middle.

"RAWR! Reborn! Tell Kyoko that Mochida is a dog with my dying will!" Tsuna shouts, bursting out of her skin and uniform so she was only in her tanktop, and boy shorts, since she didn't really need a bra yet. Her hair snapping out of it's ponytail and fluffing out, making her look masculine

Tsuna takes off running, crashing right into some poor old man who is delivering ramen on a scooter. Which sends Tsuna over the edge of a cliff as ramen goes flying and the old man freaks out over hitting someone.

Tsuna goes sliding down the cliff and then bounces off a building, knocking Mochida into a wall and coming to a stop right in front of Kyoko.

"Kyoko-chan! I found you! Don't go out with Mochida! He's a dog and already seeing 2 other girls!" Tsuna shouts, looking pretty scary.

"Kyaa!" Kyoko screams and runs. Mochida was up by then and punches Tsuna in the chin with an upper cut.

"You bastard! Shut your fucking trap! You pervert!" Mochida shouts before running off after Kyoko. Tsuna reverts back to normal and the flame on her head disappears.

"Oh no! Mochida-senpai is going to kill me!" She freaks out as Reborn appears with a spare uniform and hair tie, since it wouldn't be right for a girl to be walking around in her underwear.

"The dying will bullet lasts 5 minutes, after that, you revert back to normal," he explains as Tsuna sneezes out the bullet.

"Eh! So I really was shot in the head!?" She asks as she gets the uniform on.

"Of course, I'm an assassin after all, the dying will bullet lets the one who's shot with it fullfill any regret they have when dying, there by being reborn. No regret though, and they die." Reborn explains and Tsuna shakes her head, hurrying off to school. Thankfully, no one seemed to realize it was her.

"Did you hear Dame-Sawada, some pervert told Kyoko that Mochida-senpai was a dog and had 2 girls on the side, in his underwear. Pff, I always thought Mochida-senpai was a jerk, but that's just low," Hana says and Tsuna nods, glad no one knew it was her.

"Yeah, I think I scared the poor guy though, he just wanted to tell me about Mochida-senpai, and he looked really determined, but I just screamed and ran away," Kyoko says sadly.

"D-Don't worry Kyoko-chan, maybe you'll see him again and can apologize then," Tsuna says nervously, praying she never does. Kyoko smiles and nods at the reassuring words before class starts.

"Okay Reborn-chan, I'm starting to believe you, so explain," Tsuna says when she gets home, eyeing Reborn warily, as he nods with a smirk.

"I was assigned by the 9th generation boss of the Vongola family to come to Japan and train you to succeed him, and become the 10th generation boss, because he's getting old. You where the 4th choice. The 1st, Enrico, was shot in a feud, the 2nd, Matsumo, had his feet clad in cement sneakers and took a walk into a river, and the 3rd and favorite, Federico, was kidnapped and we only got the bones back, we had to identify him by his dental records." Reborn says as Tsuna covers her eyes.

"I don't need to see pictures! But why me? And why are you baby!?" she asks as Reborn puts the pictures away and starts changing into his pajamas.

"The first Vongola retried early and came here to Japan, where he had children with a local woman, he was your great, great, great grandfather on your father's side. This makes you a Vongola by blood, and the last legitimate heir to the title of 10th," Reborn says, showing Tsuna a quickly made family tree of the Vongola.

"But I'm not cut out to be a mafia boss," Tsuna moans, depressed. She flops down on her bed.

"That's why I'm here, I'll make you into a fine mafia donna," Reborn says and Tsuna shakes her head as Reborn hops on her bed.

"You still haven't told me why you're a baby." Tsuna reminds him.

"Oh yeah, wake me up while I'm sleeping and I'll kill you," he says, completely ignoring the question, before disappearing under Tsuna's bed. Tsuna peaks under and sees he had what looked like a miniature 5 star hotel room under there. When did he do that? she wonders, noticing the traps.

"Reborn-chan, don't set traps in the house!"

The next day, when Tsuna goes to school, everyone snickers at her as she goes to her classroom.

"Why didn't you say you where the pervert, Dame-Sawada?" one guy asks after Tsuna walks in.

"Probably because she was mistaken for a guy!" another answers and the class roars with laughter and Tsuna goes red, turning to leave but finds she's trapped by 4 guys from the kendo club.

"Uh, uh Dame-Tsuna, Mochida-taicho is waiting for you in the dojo to reclaim his honor, you can't go home. He swore yesterday that he wouldn't rest until he got it back, no matter who or what you are." One of them says before they pick Tsuna up and she squeaks, thankfull she always wore shorts under her skirt.

"There you are you damn freak! How dare you ruin my reputation and chance with Sasagawa! I'll never forgive a piece of shit like you." Mochida growls at Tsuna as the room starts to fill up. Tsuna freaks out and starts to back away.

"Heh, don't worry, I'm a nice guy, since your a novice, if you manage to even get an ippon off me, I won't beat the shit out of you, if you don't, you die." He says, smirking, and looks like he's thinking. Tsuna runs for it, heading straight for the bathroom so she could escape. What she wasn't counting on was Reborn snaring her so that she was dangling upside down.

"Eh! Reborn-chan! Let me down!" Tsuna shouts as all the blood starts rushing to her head. Reborn smirks slightly and does so.

"I'm here making sure you're acting like a mafia boss, so don't think you're going to go running home. You and I have a relationship after all, that of hitman and target." Reborn says before shooting Tsuna in the forehead again. If I had the will of the dying, I could have gotten out of getting a beating.

Tsuna once again rips through her clothing and is in her underwear.

"Rawr! Get an Ippon!" she roars and runs back to the dojo. "Ready to battle!" She shouts.

"What!"

"No way, what a perv."

"Haha, she really doesn't have any curves!" the crowd mutters and Tsuna takes the weighted sword and throws it at the poor sap who said the last comment, knocking him out, before turning to Mochida.

"Hah! Only a moron would run in in their underwear, and no wonder I mistook you for a boy! You have no boobs." Mochida says with a laugh and Tsuna growls.

"Kill Mochida if I where to die!" she shouts, charging and when Mochida goes to hit her in the head, she forces it back until it smashes into his head and breaks. Tsuna then starts to slap and pull Mochida's hair out by the root until he's bald and his face is swollen. Since the ref had been waving the red flag, Tsuna had won, but it takes 3 guys to drag her off Mochida as she cools down from her Dying will, but she manages to land one last blow with her foot, through the armor, and to his groin. Poor Mochida screams like a 3 year old girl. Everyone cheers for Tsuna, and Kyoko lets her borrow a spar uniform.

When Tsuna gets home, she goes to thank Reborn for what he did, but he's sleeping and she ends up triggering a trap that blasts her room.

"Itai, I'll never make it in the mafia." she whines from the rubble.

- Later that night -

Reborn smirks at the cowering Mochida in front of him, a bullet hole right next to the 'older' boys head. "I suggest you don't do anything that might damage the reputation of Sawada Tsunahime, or I'll have to kill you in the name of the Vongola," Reborn says, "Understand?" Mochida shakes head head and Reborn frowns as he smells urine, realizing that the other male had peed himself.

- End -