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 Author has written 20 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Fairy Tail, D.Gray-Man, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Ouran High School Host Club, and Anime X-overs. Your name is Rayn Yuki. You are 13 YEARS OF AGE and you are THE GENDER WITH THE VAGINA. You are an ASPIRING NOVELIST and an AMATUER ARTIST. You are a sexuality of the HOMO variety, although others may claim you are STRIDERSEXUL. You can find my on Pesterchum with the Cumhandle rainyRay Results to the Seme-Uke test: You are a Clueless Uke! Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself. Fave Pairings: D. Gray-Man: Yullen, Lucky, RoadxLenalee , NeahxLero, NoisexMiranda, KroryxAlma, ReeverxKomui, BakxFou One Piece: ZoLu, Frobin, KidLaw, NaVi, SanUso, MiSha, KillBep, SmoAce Yu-Gi-Oh! DM: Puppyshipping, Puzzleshpping, Thiefshipping, Tendershipping, Angstshipping, Bronzeshipping, Deathshipping, Psychoshipping, Casteshipping, Blueshipping Yu-Gi-Oh! GX: Spiritshipping, Dark Spiritshipping, Angelshipping, Fossilshipping, RyouxFubuki, AmonxEdo, MomoexJunko, AsukaxRei Fruits Basket: KyoxYuki, HaruxYuki, Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji: SebastionxCiel Naruto: SasuNaru, SasoDei After school Nightmare: SouxMashiro Bleach: ByakuyaxRenji, IshidaxIchigo D.N Angel: HatoshixDaisuke,KradxDark Death Note: LightxL Fairy Tail: NatsuxGray, GajeelxLevi, LaxusxFried, MysoganxErza.K, JellalxErza,LokexLucy Fullmetal Alchemist: RoyxEd Gothic Sports: KevinxOlga, LeonxAnya Gurren Lagann: KaminaxSimon Her Majesty's Dog: AmanexHyoue Hetalia- Axis Powers: RusPrus (OTP), Gerita, Spamano, BelSey, BelaKraine, HunLiech, AustroSwiss, Gerome, UsUk, TurkGiri, SuFin, Nichu, FrUK, Franada, AmeriCan, Prumano, Germano, PrusAus, PruHun, HunLiech Ouran High School Host Club: KyouyaxTamaki, HikaruxKarou, TakashixMitsukuni Soul Eater: SoulxMaka, BlackstarxKid, GirikoxJustin Trinity Blood: PedroxAble Yu Yu Hakusho: KuramaxHiei, KuwabaraxYusuke Gun x Sword VonxRoy Pokemon: GaryxAsh Vampire Knight: KanamexZero, TakumaxSenri, AkatsukixHanabusa Homestuck: DaveJohn, DirkJake, Stridercest, SolKat, GamKar, GamTav I write like: Who do you write like? Find out here: http:/// OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings! If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile! LONG LIVE PLUTO! If Yaoi were vodka A white man enters a bar and sees a black man sitting on a stool. The white man says, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you HATE RACISM!! If: is represented as: then: H A R D W O R K K N O W L E D G E but: A T T I T U D E and: So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, And look how far this will take you... A S S K I S S I N G Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :) A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down... A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run -bitch - run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good freind Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best freind Loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance. A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them. A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me. A good freind hides me from the cops. A best freind is probably the reason they are after me in the first place. A good freind lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best freind is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. A good freind is only through school/college. A best freind is for life. If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. Please read I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or Girls Don't Realize These Things -- I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED. The complete, You Know You Are Obsessed With Hetalia When... list 1. You start laughing hysterically at maps 2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together 3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class 4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots 5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies) 6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs. 7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween. 8. World War II starts sounding romantic. 9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it. 10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America. 11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation. 12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one. 13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case. 14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Germaaaannnnyyyyy!" down the hallway. 15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USxUK" means. 16. You end every sentence with "aru." 17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some. 18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia. 19. You want Prussia back on the map. 20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face. 21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia. 22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic. 23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute. 24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80 billion times.* 25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.* 26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic 27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)* 28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones. 28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny. 29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.* 30. You have the APH skin/persona on Firefox** 31. You spend more time looking in English speaking forums than in your native language forums because there's more Hetalia-related material there. 32. If you speak English then you're seriously considering learning Japanese to read the (still) non-translated strips... 33. You make appropriate doodles all over your history notes with the APH characters so they'll make more sense to you. 34. You always tell your fellow hetalia fan friends to "become one with mother russia" and even the non-hetalia fans 35. When you start nicknaming friends after countries they remind you of. 37. You take a sudden interest in sunflowers 8D 38. You think the USA should change the name to "The United States of Alfredia". 39. You watch the news just so you can find good stuff to request in the kink meme. 40. You would name your pet after your favorite Hetalia character. 41. You would name your UNBORN CHILDREN after your favorite Hetalia character. 42. When assembling your Ikea furniture, you see a Made in Finland sticker on it and think, "Aw, the wife helps him make the furniture." 42. When making Christmas cookies, instead of putting on normal icing, you put Hetalia chibi faces. 43. When your mom thinks you are obsessed with world peace. 44. When you get a 117% A in your History class. 45. When you randomly start going "KOLKOLKOL" when angry. 46. When you want your own country to exist in the Hetalia world. 47. When you smile when hearing France. 48. When you squeal as you saw a country's name somewhere in the place. 49. When you want to know what scones taste like. 50. When you wish they were all real. 51. Your obsession with world history is multiplied to the power of PRUSSIA! 52. You consider Prussia as a number. (BECAUSE PRUSSIA IS AWESOME) 53. You make random Hetalia references in the middle of a conversation. 54. You nod your head and giggle like a crazy fangirl with each entry on the list. 55. When you surf through the World News on Yahoo and the only thing you can think about is how these would make good one-shot Hetalia fics/fanart. 56. Your mother thinks you have something against Poland after you tell the same Polish jokes countless of times. 57. Sing bouno tomato every time you see a tomato.. 58. You’re in denial that Prussia was dissolved after WWII. 59. You call baby chicks..gilbirds.. 60. Demand that hello kitty should have a mouth.. 61. You really really want your history teacher to watch hetalia... 62. Laugh every time you see the Big Ben, the Eiffel Tower, or Florida. 63. There are two Italy's!! 64. When you want to hug a freakin landmass!! 65. When you keep telling people youll invade their vital regions... 66. You memorize all the characters' birthdays and make sure to celebrate them in some shape or form. 67. You think of Hetalia when you see this: 68. You put a Hetalia reference in all of your school projects. 69. When you wonder why the polar bear at the zoo isn't talking to you. 70. When the Great Depression all of a sudden seems hilarious to you, " Your ass is MINE, America" 71. When you explain that when the aliens attack, the first to go will be the British. 72. When you scream “Happy Birthday Alfred” and/or “Take that Arthur” on the Fourth of July in a large crowd of people and are proud when they give you the WTF look. 73. When you know what Sealand is and people find you weird for telling them he’s a little kid in a blue sailor suit that was for sale on eBay. 74. When seeing the new Harry Potter movie the second time, the only thing you can think of is the infamous spoiler written all over England’s torso. 75. When you feel yourself tearing-up while discussing the American Revolution. 76. When you expect the Polish exchange student to be a cross-dressing valley girl. 77. When “True Italian Spirit” is only another way to say “We Surrender”. 78. When the song “Santa Clause is coming to Town” seems like an odd rip-off of something that was written for Russia. 79. When you correct someone talking about a new discovery of some kind, telling them “Korea already invented that”. 80. When you find the song "Canada's really Big" or any other references to country's sizes amusingly inappropriate. 82. You can tell America and…um…oh yeah, Canada apart! 83. You WANT to watch the news and the Olympics. 84. You smile when you see labels like ‘Made in China’ or ‘Made in Russia’. 85. Globes are now action figures. 86. Talking about the 'continental drift theory' about pangea in geographyhistory class makes you giggle uncontrollably. 87. You take history class just to understand Hetalia more. 88. You fangirl squee at the mention of WWII. 89. You believe that some one’s personality will correspond with the country that they came from. 90. You think that hamburgers should be The United State’s national food. 91. You have started eating more pasta to make a tribute to Italy. 92. You think of Italy when you eat pasta, America when you eat hamburgers, Russia while drinking vodka, etc… 93. You tend to avoid anyone who is Russian because you are afraid or their cracked mentality. 94. You start styling your hair after Italy’s. 95. Or anyone else’s hair. 96. You own a character costume. 97. You have cosplayed as a character before. 98. You have thought of cosplaying as a character before. 99. You know Marukaite Chikyuu word for word…In more than one language. 100. You know the words to any Hetalia song. 101. You have a Hetalia song as your favorite song. 102. You have made up your own ending for a country that does not have one yet. 103. You obsessively wait for each new episode to be released. 104. You have uploaded one of the songs to Youtube. 105. You plan on going to a foreign country in hopes that you will see your favorite character. 106. You have written a fanfiction for APH. 107. You have read a fanfiction for APH. 108. You draw APH fanart. 109. You tell people Austria put Italy in a maid costume when Austria own Italy. 110. You ask if countries are “married” when they form a union. 111. You worry for a country’s health when their stocks go down. 112. You scribbled the name “England” on your notebook with little hearts next to it. 113. You demand that Prussia becomes a country again because he was to awesome. 114. You fully believe that Prussia is the most awesome country…ever. 115. You tell people their eyebrows are similar to England’s. 116. You never let anyone sit down because their chair might be Busby’s chair. 117. You tell people the answer to global warming is building a big hero to protect the Earth. 118. You demand everyone you know to become one with Russia. 119. You ARE one with Russia. 120. You have drawn a half-smile on a Hello Kitty plush. 121. When wars seem to become hilarious. 122. You claim that aliens do exist..and live with America. 123. You debate who would win in arm wrestling- the allies or the axis? 124. You raise your hand in class just to scream “PASTAAA!” 125. You yell “Pastaa!” anywhere in public. 126. You start planting sunflowers. 127. You spend a full day searching the Hetalia wiki to learn about the characters 128. You knit yourself a cream-coloured scarf just like Russia’s. 129. You start noticing all of the China jokes. 130. You hate South Korea for demanding Im Yong Soo to be removed. 131. You started a petition to get South Korea on the Anime show or have signed one. 132. You have completed all of the Hetalia memes. 133. You claim to have married a country. 134. You know every pairing in the book. 135. You created a pairing (or more…). 136. You wish Rome was your grandfather. 137. You spend day after day trying to find rape faces in the manga. 138. When you want a tomato, you say “Spain! Get me a tomato, damnit!” 139. Sink Faucets now fascinate you. 140. You tell people that Germany was just misunderstood during WWII. 141. You now refer to Germany as “Doitsu”. 142. You believe every Austrian is an angry musical genius. 143. You own a world map…that only shows America. 144. You never want to go to England because you are afraid of their food. 145. You claim to have seen fairies and unicorns. 146. You can put a curse on somebody you hate. 147. You can’t roast marshmallows on the campfire anymore. It feels like summoning the devil to you. 148. You spend day after day trying to figure out how Germany is connected to HRE or if he is HRE. 149. You dream of becoming your own country. 150. You refer to every country’s king/queen/president/etc as their “boss”. 151. You have taken it to yourself to create OC’s for countries not represented in Hetalia. 156. You now know that the neutral men are the scariest. 157. Wursts have now replaced sausages. 158. The axis powers seem so much better than the allies in your eyes. 159. You believe that Italy can make men gay…for him. 160. You make “Happy Birthday” cards for all of the nation’s birthdays. 161. You have tried numerous times to figure out what “Hetalia” actually means. 162. You do needlepoint now because England does it. 163. Every time anybody mentions any object you tell them “that was created in Korea, you know…” 164. You have a conniption fit every time somebody refers to China as a “she”. (Hidekaz actually never gave China a fixed gender….) 165. Planes suddenly interest you. 167. Jiiiii is a word in your vocabulary. 168. You wonder why Italy opens his eyes only once or twice during the entire Anime/Manga. 169. Large eyebrows and big noses are suddenly very appealing to you. 170. You know the WWII uniform of every nation. 171. You now mass-produce white flags. 172. You use chairs and pans as weapons. 173. You know where every nation’s erogenous zone is. 174. Germany is a saint in your eyes. 176. When the teacher calls on you during class and instead of answering his question you take up the whole period explaining what happened during WWII. 177. If you had your life's nightmare and it was about Hetalia. 178. When you laugh if a country’s “vital regions” are discussed in the news/media. 179. When you question why only a few countries use Japanese as the foremost language. 180. When in a conversation about APH, you specifically use both country and human names to confuse the people around you. 181. When you walk into a Hello Kitty store and ask where the Shinatty-Chan merchandise is. 182. When you take time out of your day to look up country relationships on Wikipedia. 183. When you have to remind people that Hong Kong is NOT the capital of China. 184. When others ask you what you mean by “England is so cute when he’s Tsundere.” 185. When you find yourself thinking the best conversation you’ve ever heard is: Italy: France nii-san, what is intercourse? France: Don’t you know, Ita-chan? It’s what you do with someone you like. So…do you like me? 185. When you correct your history teacher, telling them that the pact of steal between Germany and Italy was actually a pinky swear. 186. When you have full-out and vicious debates on what side (the Axis or Allies) would win in a fist fight. 187. When you imagine, when in a state of insane exhilaration or any kind of insanity emotion, you have the same menacing purple aura that often haunts Russia when he’s “happy.” 188. When a tomato crate seems like the best hiding place during a war. 189. When you know the songs “Fat na kare”, “Oyayubi no Tsukaikata”, “Makka na Ito”, “Yokan”, “Gibusu”, “Lion”, “Tetsukazu No Sekai” and “Utsukushii Namae”, have downloaded them onto your itunes and listen to them daily. (These songs saved me, I listened to them so much when compiling this list. X3) 190. When you try to convince your history teacher to play Chibitalia episodes when learning about the Austrian Wars. 191. When, upon looking at your youtube favorites, you find that APH videos have filled up at least two pages of space. 192. When you realize there’s always someone underneath the cute mascot uniforms. 193. When you discover the joys of the Sexy Waiter outfit. 194. When you explain to others that condoms are the best weapons in psychological warfare. 195. When you want your own pink kitty backpack. 196. When “Flower-Egg” seems like the best name for your new puppy. 197. When England wearing America’s jacket is probably one of the best things that’s ever happened to you. 198. When, upon being scolded by a teacher when caught watching/reading APH in class, you explain that you're merely studying for you History exam. 199. When you watch movies/plays/musicals/etc., place APH characters in the roles and plan you're parody fanfiction of it. 200. When you automatically think of mochimerica when you see something of the same shape/color. 201. When Shinatty-chan becomes a frequent doodle on your notebook and you have to explain that it is not hello kitty, but a fat, old guy in a hello kitty imitation outfit. 202. When you spout random facts about various countries and revel in the fact that no one else knows about them. 203. When you have a French exchange student, and you expect them to be just like France... and are fascinated that, yes they are. 204. When you suddenly take great pleasure in learning about your lineage and relating it to Hetalia characters. 205. When you start assigning your best friends countries and when you get together you call it a "World Conference." 206. When said friends start forming the pairings you support. 207. When suddenly the image of America is no longer of Uncle Sam or Lady Liberty in your head. 208. You can’t think the word ‘invade’ anymore you just say ‘rape’ 209. You call the countries by their human names. 210. You make all your friends take quizzes to see what country they are and then you call them by their country name. 211. You surf the internet, and scan your history books for anything to support your favorite shippings. 212. When people say Hetalia is gay you scream “You’re just mad because Holy Roman Empire didn’t love you!” 213. You know what Prussia is. 214. You try to convince people that you are the hero. 215. McDonalds is your home away from home. 216. You get mad when your friends/family refuses to call you by your country name. 217. Starbucks thinks you’re crazy because when they ask your name you just say your country. 218. You take pride in whichever side your country was in (Axis or Allied.) 220. You throw tomatoes at people. 221. You dress up in a panda suit and stalk people. 222. You get insulted when people think Chibitalia is a girl. 223. You screamed when HRE kissed Chibitalia. 224. You refuse to believe that Germany and Italy are not meant to be. 225. You walk around with chickens. 226. You have ordered a character cosplay a year in advanced for a con. 227. Your Youtube and dA pages have Hetalia plastered all over them. 228. You think Germany is sexy, Russia is cute, and Prussia is awesome. 229. You get angry when people don’t notice Canada. 230. When you listen to a song you put the song with a character from Hetalia. 231. Your history teacher is afraid to say “America” in class because you end up yelling “America F*k yeah!” 232. You carry around a white flag. 233. And when someone says to put it away you say “But it’s part of my religion…” 234. You hide any time you hear a girl say “Marry me.” 235. You walk around in a sailor suit. 236. You play the piano to show your emotions. 237. You can’t stop shaking when you are at an Italian restaurant. 238. You wear a mask, and glare at any Greeks. 239. You have a secret stash of porn videos in your house. 240. You decided to wear a scarf everywhere even if it’s a blazing hot outside. 241. You constantly tell your family you’re going to invade them if they get on your nerves. 242. You get sent to therapy for crying hysterically and yelling at the tv/computer when HRE had to leave Chibitalia. 243. You can’t stop talking to your therapist about your secret plan for taking over every country and having them become one with you. 244. You then get kicked out of therapy for showing up one day with only a rose on. 245. When you eat at Italian restaurants you ask to talk to “Feliciano/N.Italy” and if Ludwig is with him. 246. You are all of a sudden obsessive with cats. 247. You call yourself “awesome” every chance you get. 248. You carry around a bear of some sort. 249. Alfred is your new Hero. 250. You clean your entire house in a maid costume. 251. You clean your friend’s house, still in a maid costume. 252. You sit on your computer for hours waiting for the new APH episode to become English subbed. 253. You interview people about Christmas. 254. When people try to hurt you, you scream “I’m sorry I’m sorry! Don’t hurt me please, I have relatives living in [insert were you live here]! Germany, Germany, save me!” 255. You like red now. 256. You think the cold war between America and Russia was really a fight to see who is on top. 257. You grow out your eye brows. 258. You carry around your favorite character/nations flag. 259. You can talk about nothing but Hetalia. 260. You are over-protective of your little brother. 261. You love to give hugs/kisses. 262. You try to get everyone around you to strip in gym class. 263. You get angry at people who talk about Sealand not being a country. 264. Hetalia comes up in every topic. 265 You start a Hetalia club. 266. You wear glasses just to look like Alfred. 267. You try your hardest to look like your older brother. 268. You just became a cross dresser. 269. You like pyramids a bit too much. 270. You wear a large iron cross necklace. 271. When you dress up as santa you wear a blonde wig, and only have a cape and hat, and demand to be called Finland. 271. You downloaded all the Hetalia endings and put them all on your ipod/mp3 player. 272. You jump out of a plane and yell “vodka” on the way down 273. You started to drink tea with every meal 274. Your dream is to live in a warm place filled with sun flowers 275. The song “We didn’t start the fire” makes you laugh 276. You cheer for your favorite characters when you watch international sports! (Or the Olympics!) 277. If an art teacher tells you to draw the Earth, you just draw a circle. 278. You drink from your boot. 279. You call your grandpa Roman Empire. 280. Instead of studying for a History test, you just watch Hetalia. 281. You say "I live in the united states of Alfred!" 282. When you hear someone talking about the merging of France and England you suddenly screamed "HE WAS FORCED I TELL YOU, FORCED!" 283. You keep Machiavelli in your suitcase to prepare for war. 284. All your friends build sand castles, and you build giant plates of spaghetti. 285. You can't wait till you're in heaven or hell. 286. You point out every country you know on a map and talk about them. 287. You see a bunch of country flags and point at them while screaming "HETALIA!! HEATLIA!!" 288. When you answer the phone you say "Doitsu! Doitsu!" 289. You carry around a lead pipe. 290. You suggest to your history teacher that the class watch Hetalia when studying World War II. 291. The only reason you know anything about World War II is because of Hetalia. 292. You nominate every day as 'Hetalia Day.' 293. The only reason you like History is because of Hetalia. 294. You draw Hetalia characters all over your history notes. 295. You call people "Potato Bastard." 296. You study history when you're suppose to study physics and chemistry. 297. Your room has hello Kitty, even if you're a boy, and you scream that Hello Kitty is for real MEN like Wang Yao! 298. When talking about WWII, you can't help but imagine the characters running around with water guns. 299. You smile when you hear about alliances on the news. 300. You relate everyday items to Hetalia (Maple syrup, roses, McDonalds, bad cooking, ect, ect...) 301. When you start laughing randomly in US history when your teacher says terms like "Non-Intercouse Act" and "America invaded Canada." 302. Every time when you find out that your nation was some history with a foreign nation, you start pairing them up. 303. You have converted to Yaoism because of Hetalia. 304. Your mom stares at you when you complain that her cooking is worse than England's. 305. You thought about Finland in a Santa costume at least once on Christmas Day. 306. You stayed up all night Christmas Eve waiting for Finland to arrive. 307. Made an account on MangaFox just to reply to this thread... 308. When you watch King Arthur, and you see him trying to breaking free from Rome, you can't help but giggle/grin. 309. When watching movies based on the 9th-14th century you can't help but smile at the mention of Rome, France and England, especially when they're up against each other in war. 310. When you find an "Edict from the King of Prussia" in your lit book and freak out. (Or: when you get excited every time someone mentions Prussia.) ...and then are extraordinarily disappointed when it's not actually from the king of Prussia ...but when you realize it's even funnier that America tried to get Prussia to tax England during the Revolution, you draw a comic about it. 311. You can't refer to nations as its or shes (excepting Hungary, Liechtenstein, etc). 312. Your dad now thinks APH is pretty darn cool. 313. You laughed out loud when your dad talked about an alternate-history version of the Kalmar Union where "it was Sweden dominating Denmark, and not Denmark dominating." 314. When you draw eyebrows on the country of England when were bored in history class. 315. When you know more about Prussia then your world history teacher. 316. When you ask your history teacher about the things you seen in Hetalia and actually start a debate about it. 317. When you write a love letter to a country and ask a friend who's going there for vacation to give the love letter to such country. 318. When you can't look at a history book with a straight face. 319. When you want to compare England's food with every other country's own dishes. 320. You and your friend have had an argument, in character, about who's more awesome, Prussia-sama or America. 321. Said argument was won because Prussia-sama decided to use his "secret weapon". 322. The Roman Empire has become "Roma-jii-chan" in your notes, or RJC for short. 323. Ancient Greece is Mama Greece in your notes. 324. The UK, or England, has become Iggy in your notes. 325. As you were reading the lists in this thread, you kept nodding/smiling/laughing like a maniac. 326. You’re still reading this list. 327. You get upset when your favorite characters aren't included in MADs, quizzes, etc. 328. It makes you sad that some characters (Prussia-sama, Greece, Sweden, etc.) don't get much screen time. 329. You want to find people that are the Bad Friends Trio. 330. You want to make your own BFT with two other people. 331. You've used "PRUSSIA INVADES YOUR VITAL REGIONS!" to win an argument. 332. Pasta will forever be associated with "PAAASTAAAAA!" 333. Your bookmark says "(Name of your favorite country) is here." 334. You feel like you're betraying your own country when you declare that you are/your favorite is a different one, then realize that you don't care. 335. Due to fanfiction, you can now imagine one or more male characters in a frilly maid outfit. 336. When you make your own china town in your closet. 337. When you actually show your history teacher Hetalia. 338. When you start comparing your favorite country to yourself, family, and friends, or just random people near you. 339. When you say to yourself "I never knew my country was so sexy!!" 340. Now when you look at any white cloth you start to laugh. 341. Every time you look at a wooden chair, you laugh and think of England. 342. When you're on vacation in the Bahamas and act like you're stranded on an island. 343. when you're at the beach and you doodle Hetalia chibis in the sand or make a bowl of pasta out of the sand. 344. You sabotage someone else’s artwork on the board and making everyone in the room think, "Who did that?" 345. When your history teacher asks you to name all of the Axis and Allied countries, you get all of them correct in perfect order 346. When your history teacher talks about the war between England and America, you get sudden flash backs from the show and go "Aw" 347. Every time you eat McDonalds you imagine America saying "I'm loving' it" while eating a hamburger 348. When you go get Chinese and see the stir fry pan and ladle, you think about how china owned Germany and Japan in episode 18. 349. You never get tired of talking, watching, reading, singing, breathing, or living Hetalia 350. When you think everything is made in Korea. 351. The mention of five meters and vital regions will make you laugh so hard. 352. Always type PRUSSIA in big letters. 353. You declare Lithuania to be your favorite country in the world despite not knowing anything about it. 354. Switzerland is now the most badass country EVER. 355. Whenever you hear the word French maid you think of Francis in a skirt... 356. You explain to your friends how French Envelope is another way to say Condom. 357. You explain to your friends that Rubber is the British way of saying Eraser. 358. Screaming out country's names is now a hobby (ITALIA!!!! AMERICA!!! IGIRISU!!!! DOITSU!!! NIPPON!!!! OH MY GWAD IT'S RUSSIA!!!!) 359. You imagine all Swiss people have shotguns to shoot people streaking across their lawns... 360. You made a MapleStory (private server) avatar for Switzerland, Egypt, America, Lithuania, Poland, Austria, Taiwan, China, Russia, and Liechtenstein... 361. You try obsessively to get your friends and relatives into the show. 362. Invaded my vital regions has become your favorite quote. 363. Watched these (and made the playlist for them) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymn5K...11CB8E&index=2 364. Tried to make a version of the ending song in your native language...failed because Cantonese is much too difficult in terms of pronunciation. 365. You go on Hidekaz's blog every hour to check for any updates 366. Whenever you pass an automatic sliding door you think Canada is opening it for you. 367. You get a white dog and name it (bloody) Hanatomago. 368. You would give pasta or ice cream as a birthday gift. 369. You can never stop looking over your shoulder, since Russia might be there… 370. Whenever someone mentions British butlers your mind goes to a dirty place. 371. You can't think about anything with the word French in it with a straight face. 372. You now confuse your parents because now you want to talk about history at the dinner table. 373. You now want to spend a lot of money on old maps and globes that show "joined countries". 374. Your battle cry is VODKAAAA in honor of Russia. 375. When you get treated like an escapee from the crazy house by your waxer when you tell them that you need your eyebrows waxed. They are starting to look like England’s. 376. When your goal in life is to sit on Busbys chair...and survive. (It actually exists.) 377. When you talk to your favorite character in their native language. 378. When you are constantly repressing the urge to giggle while sitting in German class and the teacher starts talking about German history. 379. When you’re in German class you accidently refer to German as a he or use Der as its article (in German the articals are der die or das, male female or neutral respectively) 380. When you read as much APH doujin as possible no matter how mentally scarring. 381. You are still reading this. 382. When you no longer feel awkward about pairing counries! 383. When you try to come up with matching catch phrases for the countries KARTOFFLN! 384. When you get weird looks from your teachers when they hear you say "America needs to get into England’s pants." 385. When you watch The Young Victoria, and at the scene of the marriage between her and Prince Albert, all you think about is England and Germany getting married. 386. When you actually miss Global History 387. When you feel awesome about living in a country that is portrayed as a goofball in the series. 388. When you want to go to England just to try the food. 389. When you refuse to brush out/comb out your bed head because one strand of hair is sticking out exactly like Italy's ahoge. 390. When you mistake the Italia in Italia Iron Chef showdown as Hetalia. 391. You read this whole entire list, and it probably took you an hour or two. 392. You skipped meals, and sat in front of the computer for hours compiling this list. Favorite color: Ebony: Red Ivory: Green Rachele: Blue! If I could be an animal: Ebony: I'd be a wolf, hunting by night. Ivory: I'd be an owl. Rachele: I'd be a panther. Favorite animal: Eb: Wolf Iv: Owl Rachele: Cat If I could be a fruit: Eb: I wouldn't be a fruit, I'd be the creeper eating the fruit. Iv: I'd be a Lime! Rachele: Tomato. Favorite fruit: Strawberries If I could be a veggie I'd be nothing. Favorite veggie: Vegetables suck. If I could pick a superpower: I'd have the power of darkness. Favorite Song: R Song: Angels - Within Temptation E Song: Hello - Evanescence I Song: Only Hope - Mandy Moore Shared: Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy Me Favorite band: Cascada, Evanescence, Mandy Moore, Within Temptation, t.A.T.u, Taylor Swift Favorite book: The Warrior Cat Series Favorite author: Erin Hunter Favorite language: Russian, it's so beautiful sounding, I wish I could speak it. Past lives I probably had: A girl in the America Revolution, pretending to be a guy. A girl in the Italian Mafia, pretending to be a guy. A girl on Axis Side during WWII, pretending to be a guy. Animals I've been said to resemble: Cat. I'm withdrawn, love to sleep in the sunshine, and people have told me I only show affection when I want to. Grade: 7th grade Favorite school subject: Math and English Least favorite school subject: Gym I'm bored so I think I'll just post some forwarding stuff but it's awesome not the lame "You've read this so you have to post this or you'll have bad luck" crap 92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good. I think the sky should be pink. How come we drive on parkways, but park on driveways? Or why are apartments called 'apartments' when they're all stuck together? Lemonade tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is also wondering, "Is there a letter in the alphabet that can't be pronounced without another, other than E? Like... B would be... be or bee..." Crazy is when you run into a wall on accident and then run into it again on purpose. Crazy is when you loose an argument with yourself, and then are glad later on that you lost because you were wrong. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... 'Nuff said. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez! Cow farts are responsible for the emission of most of the planet's methane gas. If you think that those vegetarian people are actually polluting more than the normal cow-consuming person, copy and paste this into your profile, and then go eat a hamburger. -This statement is endorsed by Alfred F. Jones If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without spelling rap. Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you. I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile. If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile. 93% of american teens would have a severe emotinal break-down if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 that would ask,"What was your first clue?" Then copy and paste this onto your profile. Put this Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! . () () The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen Sir... when i was born i was black, when i grew up i was black, when i'm sick i'm black, when i go out in the sun i'm black, when i'm cold i'll be black, and when i die i'll be black. But you sir, when you where born you where pink, when you grew up you where white, when you're sick you're green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, and when you die you'll turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man sat back down and the white one walked away. If you hate racism post this on your profile. GIRL COMEBACKS!! Boy Girl “Where have you been all my life?” “Are you an angel from heaven?” “Your place or mine?” “Your feisty, I like that.” “My dad owns the Café. I could get us really good seats.” “I have magic fingers. And they love to give massages.” "Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?" "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" "Is this seat empty?" "So, what do you do for a living?" "Hey baby, what's your sign?" "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" "Your body is like a temple." "I would go to the end of the world for you." "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy." "If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together" "Your eyes they're amazing." "Hey, are you single?" Ways to Annoy people at the cinema: Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!" Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses. Clap when the good guy gets killed. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?" Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!" Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding. Yell out what is going to happen. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away. Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row. Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel. Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming. Bring a beach ball. Toss it around. Try to start a wave. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first. Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window. Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!" Sing with the theme music. Bring and use your own air freshener. At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies." Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off. Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show. Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!" Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie. Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!" Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is. Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?" Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie. Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen. Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat" Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head. Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats. When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!" Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle. During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!" Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room. Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn. Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!" Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!" Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!" Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said. Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones. Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one. Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes. Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending. Have you become a conspiracy theorist since you started watching? ... the CIA are watching you. NO! Don't turn around! they'll know that you know that they are watching you! Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile: I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. QUOTES ON STUPIDITY Just when I think you’ve said the stupidest thing ever you keep talking. QUOTES ON MY INSANITY People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it. The more I think about it, the more I’m sure I’ve lost my mind. But crazy people don’t know they’re crazy so I guess I’m okay. But thinking I’m okay because I think I’m crazy is saying I don’t think I’m crazy so I may be crazy. QUOTES ABOUT ME I’m bored…run for your sanity. QUOTES OF ADVICE Never do anything you don’t want to explain to the cops or paramedics. I’m not so good with advice. May I interest you in a sarcastic comment? THINGS TO PONDER Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con' then what's the opposite of 'progress'? FACTS OF LIFE Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun Stupidity killed the cat, Curiosity just got the blame MISC Bad Spellers of the world, untie! Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies. Conclusion: The place when you got tired of thinking One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. | |||||||
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