Lebeau and Newkirk's older sister smoke and drink wine together while just talking to pass time. This takes place between chapters 8 and 9 of my other fanfiction, Never in a Million Years.

The camp is liberated, families are (mostly) reunited and added to, love is found and lost, backstories are discovered, Nimrod is revealed, and it is one hell of a complicated emotional roller coaster.

Newkirk reads the letter that Mavis sent him through Kinch. This takes place between chapters 2 and 3 of my other fanfiction, Never in a Million Years.

Newkirk and Carter talk about their past loves. This takes place between chapters 7 and 8 of my other fanfiction, Never in a Million Years.

Based on a true date that my friend went on and istg, I almost went and punched her boytoy in the face for leading her on for months and then being a dick to her.

I listened to that fucking song for, like, four hours. My sister has it on her playlist and I got it stuck in my head, so I had to listen to it to get it out of my head. It doesn't work. Anyways, here you go. Rated T for Bro.

It's Halloween and Cronus has plans to cuddle Kankri through scary movie night, it doesn't exactly go as planned.

Simple little story of Signless saving Dualscar's dumb ass instead of the other way around and Dualscar just falling stupidly in love.

I really ship Dualscar and Mom Lalonde, but I have never written anything with them before. I had no clue what I should write, so the two of them are discussing work things and how they can get their businesses to merge, then Dualscar asks a pretty important question. Rated T for mentions of porn and jacking off. And tagged as Roxy because mom is not in the options for some reason.

I had to write a thing for class, so I wrote a 'no homo' straight boy story with Cronus and Mituna. Mentions of CroRim, Mitula, and PorMara.

My friend and I were discussing mythicalstuck and we started coming up with all of these different ideas for Cronkri because it is just amazing, so narcissistic merman Cronus and sassy, talkitive fairy Kankri were must-haves.

Karkat breaks his laptop and is coping with it by finding his gameboy color and letting off steam. Dave is an ironic douchebag who digs through his hipster douchebag friend's closet to find a gameboy color to play with him. Thank you to the person who told me that the file didn't upload correctly. I fixed it.

I saw another thing and I wrote fanfiction for it.

A friend of mine expressed her love for a pairing I loved, just blacker. We also found a prompt we liked, so, yeah.

Part three of a fanfiction I wrote. Link to part two at the bottom.

Part two to another fanfiction, link to the first one is on the bottom of the fanfiction.

I just really love this pairing so I pulled a thing out of my ass.

I got a cute ask about Cro screwing himself as he thinks about MarchEridan.

I saw a thing and I wrote fanfiction on it.

I started to do a cute prompt then I fucked it all up but I still like it. Rated T for insanely drunk Eridan.

I was bored during study hall and I decided to pick a pairing and write something cute in 15min.

I received a request for CroDave with the prompt 'Kissing, cuddling, bruises', and I'm a sucker for CroDave.

I received a request for 'sex, smoking, and relaxing', so I chose these two.

Kankri has a bad day and Cronus is the cute dork who helps him feel better.

My friend noticed the lack of DualSign, so I wrote some for her. They use their Beforus counterparts' names.

I promised my friend i would send her a bunch of things for no reason, so this is one.

Sollux gets to 'see' Roxy for the first time, then pale cuddles follow afterwards.

This was a birthday present for a friend of mine. It's loosely based off the song 'Jessie's girl' by Rick Springfield, there is no actual fucking that gets described, just Eridan and Sollux doing it in the adjacent tent.

Mermaid!Eridan and Karkat just random fluff.

Aranea and Cronus went out on a date and her shirt popped open. He helps her out and takes her home before she could get anymore flustered. Rated T for just Cronus implications.

My friend requested something a long time ago. She asked for either EriSol or SolKat, so I was genius enough to make it EriSolKat, please hold your applause until after the smut.

Little Humanstuck Cronus and Kankri play dress up with Cronus's parents' clothes and become secret agents.

Humanstuck. 15-year-old Cronus Ampora goes out of his way to piece and match a perfect date with his #1 crush out of all crushes ever, Kankri Vantas. However, the night of their date, the world seems just to crash down on Cronus and makes him change all his plans, which may or may not be such a bad thing after all.

Kankri gets a little surprise in his chastity belt. Requested by anonymous.

I received my first anonymous request without any prodding to my followers on tumblr. This has bondage in it, so don't read if you don't like it.

Humanstuck. Cronus gives Rufioh his cell number and his notjealousatall younger brother scolds him for it.

Cronus Ampora hates war with a passion, but this is for the Condescension to finally go down. #tw: blood #tw: death #tw: so many deaths #tw: gore #tw: detailed deaths/wounds #there is no sex

Someone had requested EriKar with the only instruction of moirails turning red. So this is what I did.

Someone requested for Red EriFef Angst... I think this fits. #tw: blood

Someone requested fluffy red Cronkri and I kind of imagined this happening.

Another request that happened to be Red Vantascest.

I got a bunch of requests, so this is one of them! EriKan fluff with Kanaya fixing Eridan's Scarf.

Humanstuck AU filled with cuddles and fluff.

This is a fanfiction request from a friend of mine. It's Dave x Apple Juice.

Moral of the story. Don't dish out what you can't take. Rated T for penis and tentabulge drawings.

Your name is Rose Lalonde and you are spending Christmas Eve alone. The only thing you have to keep you company is your friends through pesterchum and, one of which who you have a rather large crush on.

Black to Red EriSol was requested, so it was delivered.

Someone wanted SolKat smut, they got SolKat smut.

Someone requested fluffy SolKat with the prompt of pillow forts so...

I wrote some cutesy Vantascest... Then I gave it a really fucking raunchy ending for shits and giggles.

Grandpa Harley brings Jade to the big city to see a certain someone.

Once again, I was bored.

Boredness has some cutie drabble in it...

Just random EriDave I thought of...

Your name is Karkat Vantas and you have a slight secret.

My friend followed me on Tumblr, so I wrote a little drabble for her. This takes place after the costume party update and Kankri manages to slip away from the crowd.

30 day OTP challenge featuring SaKr, Skoodge x Keef. Rated M for hardcore stories in here, but most are Rated K or T.

More smut.

The war against the Irken Armada pursues, however, when there is a pause between the battles, Skoodge goes looking for the one he loves... But... There is a cost to war...

Skoodge x Keef Smut

Dib has been trapped by Zim. Will the alien win?

Skoodge is stranded on Earth, then finds a little girl who lost her family, maybe a friendship finds it's way?

Gaz has a nightmare, and what does Dib do?

Skoodge is contemplating the life of Earth, when he sees something that changes his view on them forever... It may also change some things he thought about himself. Also, I had no clue what to put it as, so I picked Romance...

Dib is bored and... Gaz walks in on something she'd rather not...

Dib is done with all the bullshit. He just needs some time alone with someone he loves.

Dib is at the edge, what will push him over? Rated M for suicidal thoughts.

keefstopstaring on Tumblr made this request. Dib X Keef, fluff and teenagers.

How would Dib act if Zim were to die? What would happen?

Dib and Gaz are making a special Father's Day for Dr. Membrane, How will it turn out?

Tsuki wants to talk to Roppi, but Roppi is being an ass. What is poor Tsuki to do?

Izaya is having nightmares and unwanted memories... Rated T for Violence and Abuse.

Delic is so not jealous of his brother, Shitsuo, right?

This is my headcanon between Izaya and Shiki. Rated M for rape of Izaya that Shiki saves him from.

Hibiya is awfully needy with Delic at work... What will happen when Delic walks in on his greedy prince? Lemon, Yaoi, BoyXBoy

Shizuo runs into some guys who are bullying Izaya on the day of silence, 4/20, for everyone who is not talking to honor those who are too scared to say that they are gay or lesbian or ect, and the people who died from bullying. Who knows what will happen.

Tsuki tells Roppi about the day of silence coming up, 4/20, for everyone who is not talking to honor those who are too scared to say that they are gay or lesbian or ect, and the people who died from bullying. Who knows what will happen on that day.

This is the story of Izaya's first kiss. It is IzayaxOc, but it kind of changed to NamiexIzaya.

I was bored, so I wrote about the morning after Shion saves Nezumi when they were children.

I was bored, so I found this idea of Tsuki finally getting to Roppi in my junk drawer and added to it...

I was bored, so I wrote drabble about Matt and Mello long before the whole Kira thing happened.

I was bored, so I wrote jealous! male Crona and Death the Kid.

I was bored, so I wrote about what if Grell changed his outfit a bit? How would William react?

Izaya is a child with a very hard life. What will happen when he meets someone who promises to never leave him alone again?