You know that you have been friends with your ex-best friend's little brother for a long while. You both were always checking on him, making sure that he was ok, it was odd, but you have become rather close during it.

You lounged in the back of your pick up, playing with an unlit cigarette as you drank a beer. He was supposed to meet you half an hour ago. You rolled your eyes and checked your phone, reading the message that he sent, saying that he had a friend he was bringing along. He never answered your question of who it was.

About five minutes later, you glance up to see him with that cute bit of arm candy he told you about earlier that week. You snort and chug the last of your beer as you stand up.

"About time, I thought you vwere going to stand me up, Sol."

"I thought it would be cool for you to meet my bf, CN."

"Ugh, I knewv that you had to be doing the nasty to ditch me."

He promptly flipped you off as you jumped out of the back. You looked over his pretty little thing and wink.

"Name's Olsen, Cronus Olsen, and vwho may you be, dolly?"

"Eridan Ampora, the pleasure's all yours. Noww, are wwe headin out or wwhat? I don't wwant to stand ar-," the pretty little blond was silenced with a kiss and you failed to ignore the little smile that slid onto his lips.

You dragged yourself out of gawking at him to snort and laugh, as if you weren't suddenly jealous of your best friend.

The entire car ride, Sollux had his fingers entwined with his cute little boyfriend, not paying attention to you one single bit as he mumbled sweet little things to the blonde, who just chuckled and cuddled close. When you had finally parked, you noticed the blonde just completely goo-goo eyed over your best friend. Jealousy sparked up deep in you and you just ignored it as you started to empty the back of the pickup.

"Hurry up, ladies, I might givwe you the bigger tent if you get out to set it up."

"Uh-huh, we are coming, CN. Relakth. Give a man a moment to get out."

You roll your eyes and start unpacking, trying to ignore the noises of them kissing in your front seat.

By the time you set everything up, they got out of the truck, both red in the face and connected by their hands. You rolled your eyes as Sollux dropped the tent twice and set up your sleeping bag as you tried to ignore the hickey on the blond's slender throat. That scarf didn't hide it one bit.

You managed to ignore them for a while, not noticing the giggles as they messed up the tent, or the little kisses stolen by Sollux when they put poles into the ground at the same spot, or the cute little flush as the blond caught himself looking at Sollux. God, you feel filthy from it.

A few hours and a case of beers later, you jealously watch as the blond seats himself on Sollux's lap and kisses the living daylights out of him. You grumble to yourself as you see how he only has eyes for Sollux and is just loving on him entirely. You sneer and grab another bud to start chugging.

Later that night you listen to them fuck like animals while you try to sleep, the blond is screaming out Sollux's name while you smother yourself with pillows.

Jesus fucking Christ, where the hell did Sollux pick up a babe like that? You turn on your phone and look at yourself in the camera, wondering why the fuck hadn't the blond checked him out? You stare at yourself in your drunken stupor as the other two scare away all the animals in the woods with their crazed noises.

You groan and try to get comfortable as you pretend not to get a hard on from listening to the blond in the other tent. Maybe tomorrow you can get him to notice you. Maybe do something to make Sollux look like a wimp. Yeah, I mean, it could happen, right?

Totally.