Tsuna hummed merrily as he prepared his meal, which he hadn't been able to do in a while.

It had been a long time since he had been able to cook; ever since he took the position of Vongola Decimo, he hardly ever got the chance to cook since other people did it for him.

Luckily, he would get a break from those fancy meals tonight. He had begged, pleaded, blackmailed, and whined until Reborn let him have the kitchen for just one night.

Sparkles flew as Tsuna set out the ingredients for the meal he was making. He had decided on stir fry, since it always seemed to de-stress him the most.

He started with the pineapple. For whatever reason, he had always thought that pineapple tasted good in stir fry, so he had made sure there was one in the fridge for him to use that night.

Tsuna laughed, noticing the fruit had an odd resemblance to Mukuro's head. Ah, Mukuro. The cause for 25% of his paperwork, 60% when sent on a mission with Hibari. How he loved his Mist Guardian!

The sparkles turned slightly creepy as Tsuna finely minced the pineapple with a bit more force than necessary.

Next was octopus. Lambo had always said Gokudera had an octopus-like haircut, and Tsuna wholeheartedly agreed, although he didn't say so. Gokudera was the cause for 15% of his paperwork, 30% when he wasn't on a solo mission.

The octopus was shredded and thrown into a pan to cook.

The herbs were next. Gokudera had always called Ryohei a 'turf top' since his haircut looked like a bunch of freshly cut grass. Ryohei was the cause for 5% of his paperwork, which might seem like a small amount, but 5% was more than enough to give the most hardcore governor a mental breakdown.

The herbs, which Tsuna had always thought resembled the grass that resembled Ryohei's hair, were crushed with the flat side of his knife.

The squid was done now. Remembering the incident where Mukuro destroyed 5 ½ villages on a rampage over a comment on his hair, Tsuna grabbed another pan and threw the pineapple in, feeling very happy with the sizzling sound it made.

Tsuna began to cut up some chicken breast as the pineapple cooked. Chicken reminded him of little chicks, which somehow resembled Hibird, who was ever so faithful to his master, Hibari. Hibari was held accountable for 35% of his paperwork, 60% when sent on a mission with Mukuro.

The chicken was diced into nice, little bite-sized pieces and thrown into the pan with the pineapple without a moment of hesitation.

Tsuna decided to add broccoli on a whim. Oddly enough, it resembled Lambo's hairdo. The 'stupid cow', in Gokudera's words, created thousands of stacks of paperwork a month, and that was only 5% of Tsuna's workload.

The broccoli was sliced into fine, little strips that would be able to cook very quickly. The broccoli was set to the side with the herbs.

Tsuna pulled some yellowfin tuna out of the fridge. Yamamoto had shown him years ago how well the fish went in a stir fry and in sushi. Yamamoto was accountable for 15% of his paperwork, the same amount as Gokudera.

The fish, which had eyes that were somewhat similar to Yamamoto's, was gutted and then chopped up.

The pineapple and chicken were done cooking now. Tsuna dumped the contents into the pan with the octopus, refilled the pan with fish, broccoli and herbs, and set them on the stove.

While these were cooking, Tsuna boiled some ramen and put the pan with the squid, pineapple and chicken back on the stove to keep them warm.

Once the ramen, fish, broccoli and herbs were done, Tsuna mixed all of the toppings for his stir fry together, served himself to a nice, large helping of it, and then promptly ate it, having a ball stabbing the herb-crusted pineapple, chicken, fish, broccoli, and squid with his fork.

Oh yes. Cooking was very fun.