Hi. I'm mmmslash. I've been writing fanfic for about three months or so now, after an eight-year hiatus. I have only been writing in the Fullmetal Alchemist fandom thus far. I write as wicked_pistil on LJ.

If you read my work, you will find a lot of yaoi, slash, what-have-you. Sorry if you don't like that. I do. It's my thing.

I'm a junior in college, majoring in environmental chemistry with a minor in plant biology. I want to work in remediation technology, though I'm sure this is all very boring to you.

I have a sick obsession with plant life, thus you will most likely read a lot of FMA fics focusing on Russell Tringham, also known as "My TV Boyfriend." I'll fight you for him, damn it!

As far as my fics go, read the latest ones first. They are the best. The earlier ones are, well, kind of crap. I did a lot of silly, fangirlish things starting out. I might go as far as to call them just plain badfic. shrug We all make mistakes. It's learning from them that matters, I guess. I may rewrite them some day if I get bored. Except one: Nice Girls is on hiatus that will likely be permanent. I committed a terrible developing fanfic writer sin: I started a story that wasn't plotted out. It started out as a one-shot. Then became a chaptered piece when I received good reviews. And...I just sort of...ran out of steam on it. Maybe I'll have a stroke of genius or something, but as of now, consider it canned.

Thank you. That is all.