Author's Note: I got inspired after reading an article from the Animedia magazine where there's a section for Kuroko no Basuke about ideal partners for marriage and for Kise ( I should have saved that article on the computer! )…I don't remember if it was the director of the anime or the original author but for Kise the comment was, "It would be difficult unless he finds someone he likes more than Kuroko". I did a double take (for some reason with my basic knowledge of Japanese I was able to read that clearly!) and I asked my friend who is way more proficient in Japanese to confirm and she confirmed it! She' not much of a yaoi fan but for some reason she fell in love Kuroko uke pairings! No one can escape Kuroko's charms!

Pairing(s): Kise x Kuroko, one-sided other members of Kiseki no Sedai x Kuroko

Warning(s): AUish, OOC-ness, male x male loving!

Disclaimer: I do not own Kuroko no Basuke, especially its characters!

Ideal Marriage Partner

For the day, Akashi has given them some free time so that they could see a certain show that was about to start soon. Usually, their captain won't have but Kise cried, whined, begged, all in all annoyed the hell out of everyone that Akashi had no choice. He would have been more than happy to put the blond in his place but due to an interference of their light blue haired member, Akashi reluctantly agreed. One thing for sure, once he was back, Kise would be in for one hell of a training regime!

The show that Kise begged them to watch even knowing his life was on the line with Akashi was an entertainment show that invited celebrities for a talk and it was quickly gaining some popularity. While other people remained at the gym practising basketball, Akashi, Aomine, Kuroko, Midorima, and Murasakibara went to the locker room where there was a brand new plasma T.V. (don't ask). Momoi was supposed to watch with them but she made a promise with her friends to go shopping so she left after apologizing. Towels flung around their necks and drinks in their hands, they all sat down on the bench in the room and Akashi turned on the T.V. and turned to the appropriate channel. Soon, they could hear the theme song of the show.

"Welcome everyone to today's segment of, "Ask the stars"! My name is Suzuki Reina and today, we have a very special guest. He has been quickly rising to stardom after being recruited just last year! Only in third year of middle school he's none other than, Kise Ryouta!"

Lots of squeals and sighs could be heard from the audience where the majority of them were teenage girls as the host, a young woman with neatly cut brown hair wearing a simple white one piece with matching sandals (it was summer after all) welcomed the guest. The sounds of clapping were deafening as a door that was behind the stage opened to reveal a rather fashionably dressed tall, handsome young man with eyes and hair of gold. He waved and gave a bright smile that seemed to put the sun in shame before walking toward the show host, shook her hand (flashing her a princely smile making her blush) and sat down on the sofa.

"Welcome to our show, Kise-kun."

"I am honoured to be here, Suzuki-san. I must say, that one piece really suits you."

Kise once again flashed a gentlemanly smile as he gave his compliment and you could hear sighs and mutterings in the audience saying things like, "He's such a gentleman!" or "He's totally a prince!" or "Please, smile at me!" and so on. Suzuki blushed again at the compliment before regaining her composure as a professional. Thanking Kise she was back on schedule.

While rather mundane things were being asked and answered to, the five teens who were watching the show had various expressions on their faces. Akashi looked bored and was annoyed that this was why they were missing practice and began to think of different ways to torture the blond. Aomine looked like he couldn't decide between either to sleep or watch, while beside, Murasakibara was busy munching on something rather than concentrating on the show. Midorima was muttering under his breath about annoying blonds and precious time being wasted and Kuroko merely watched with the usual blank look on his face.

"Then before we end the show, we would like to ask you one last question!"

"Eh? I thought this show was supposed to ask only ten?"

"Yes, but it was requested by your fans and we thought it would be a wonderful idea. How about it, Kise-kun?"

"Well, why not! Fire away, Suzuki-san and I will try my best to answer."

"That's the spirit! For someone who is still considered a rookie, you sure have the right attitude! That is very admirable. I can't believe you are only in your last year of middle school!"

"Ha, ha! You are too kind, Suzuki-san"

Akashi was a moment away from turning off the T.V. and return back to practice until the bomb was dropped. Everyone in the locker room was rather surprised by the question. Well, you couldn't really tell about Kuroko with his usual expressionless face.

"So, Kise-kun. What kind of person is your ideal partner for marriage?"

The audience fell silently, holding their breath wanting to know just what kind of a girl the Kise Ryouta would find as the ideal to get married to. Even Suzuki looked rather interested in what kind of an answer the blond teen sitting in front of her would give. With bated breath, everyone waited. Back in the locker room, the five teens also waited for the blond to open his mouth.

"Well, that's rather simple. There's no one else other than Kurokocchi, of course!"

"…Kurokocchi?"

"Kurokocchi is so cute! I love everything about him!"

"Him?"

"From his light blue hair that's soft to touch to his eyes that's like the calm blue sky. From his silky pale skin to how small he is, fitting perfectly in my arms. I love everything about Kurokocchi! I am not sure if he would one to marry me though…I don't think I can marry anyone else unless I like them more than Kurokocchi and that's just unthinkable!"

Both Suzuki and the audience were in a state of shock with the blond teen heartthrob basically declaring his love for another male. Back in the locker room at Teikou middle school, there was a more interesting set of reactions.

"So Ryouta wants to marry Tetsuya, hm? I won't allow it. Tetsuya is my masterpiece!"

"I believe the luck of the Gemini will exceptionally be bad tomorrow…"

"…Crush Kise-chin…"

"Why that Kise! Oi, Tetsu! You are not really going to marry that idiot, are you?"

Akashi's face was twisted into a rather frightening expression and if only looks can kill he would have committed multiple homicides by now with it. Midorima looked like some sort of an evil lord with his glasses hiding his eyes while its lenses glistened and there was a mysterious breeze billowing around him. Murasakibara looked like a wild beast let loose, his usually blank expression (that was equal to Kuroko's) has turned into something fiercer and he eyes looked like they lost their sanity. Aomine also looked downright angry and was clutching his hands into fists refraining himself from punching something. All four of them quickly turned their attention from the T.V. where they were imagining committing horrible things to the blond in the screen to Kuroko who has been watching silently.

"Tetsu, your ideal partner isn't that blond idiot, right?"

They waited with bated breath and to them Kuroko wasn't answering fast enough! Finally, after a rather long period of silence (according to the four that is) Kuroko opened his mouth only to crush their hopes.

"I don't know about marriage but Kise-kun and I have been dating for about three months now, Aomine-kun. If that is all, I will take my leave."

With that, Kuroko left the locker room to probably practice basketball some more leaving four figures frozen in shock.

"Damn it, that Kise!"

"I believe it time to up the training for Ryouta…"

"If Gemini's luck isn't bad tomorrow I can just tweak that a bit."

"…Crush…no…pulverize, Kise-chin."

Now there are stories going around about the gorgeous teen model Kise Ryouta being gay and that he was already in a relationship with a male. Many fans are curious as to whom this Kurokocchi person is and some have taken up themselves to stalk the blond model to see this person. It was a good thing that Kuroko had that special lack of presence ability. Also, the very next day when Kise was back for practice…let's just say it's amazing he's still alive after what he had to go through. Good thing Kuroko was by his side as he went through unimaginable tortures!

"I love you, Kurokocchi~!"

Well, that's done! If you are interested in Fem!Kuroko pairings then read my Vanilla Sweets drabbles fic! I have to upload a chapter first before you can do that…I will…soon…Hope you all enjoyed this chapter!