Largofan: Going to take a break from the Cannon cause I really, really wanted to do a chapter following Reborn around for a day.
Reborn: Fnn, don't own, don't sue, no money
- Start -
Reborn stares at his student, wondering how to make her up today. He had already doused her in water, shocked her, froze her, scared her, etc. He smirks as he gets an idea and hops up next to her head. He was going to steal her first kiss. She would totally freak out about it.
Reborn inches closer and when he's about an inch away, Tsuna's eyes open and then widen in shock before she jumps away from them.
"Hii! What are you doing you pervert!?" She shrieks and Reborn snorts.
"Fnn, waking you up." Reborn replies, masking his slight disappointment and once again cursing his baby body as Tsuna looks at the clock and then starts getting ready. Bianchi attacks Tsuna and curls her hair, which is cute in Reborn's opinion though he still likes it best when Tsuna has her hair straight.
Reborn eats with Tsuna and makes her eat one of the weight gain bars Ryohei gave her as they head to school. Reborn was pleased with the fact that Tsuna had gained about 10 pounds under careful supervision, which was good because Tsuna would skip meals because she just wouldn't think of it.
"Jyuubanmehime!" Gokudera shouts in greeting and Reborn really wishes that he had more alone time with Tsuna.
"Good morning Gokudera-kun." She greets and he smiles.
"You're hair looks really good Jyuubanmehime, not many girls would be able to pull off so many different styles!" He says as Yamamoto joins them, slinging an arm around both of their shoulders.
"Morning." He says and Gokudera bristles while Tsuna just smiles.
"Good morning Yamamoto-kun." She says and he smiles back. Reborn really hopes that Tsuna is right about him and Gokudera being gay with each other. Reborn hops into her arms, feeling ignored.
"Hey little guy." Yamamoto greets him and Reborn nods to him and Gokudera.
"Fnn, you look like a doll." Reborn says, pulling on a curl, making it straight before letting it bounce back into a curl.
"Hii? Do I?" Tsuna asks, twirling a curl on her finger.
"A bit, sis is the one who did it, right?" Gokudera asks and Tsuna nods as they walk through the gates. "Stupid woman! She's treating you like she used to treat her dolls!" Gokudera says angrily and Reborn snorts before hopping out of Tsuna's arms and taking his place in the tree outside her classroom.
He watches and listens in during break. He knew most of the girls didn't like Tsuna since they thought she had a monopoly on the cute boys in the school.
"Hey, you know Sawada?" Reborn hears a guy say.
"Yeah, what about her?" His friend asks.
"Is it just me or is she getting cuter?" The first asks and the friend looks at Tsuna, who was talking with Kyoko while Gokudera and Yamamoto hovered near by.
"Yeah, but if you're thinking about asking her out, forget it, she has Yamamoto, Gokudera, Sasagawa-senpai, and Hibari-san all guarding her like a freaking princess. You'd be killed." The friend says and he's right, no civilian would survive asking Tsuna out on a date.
"I suppose, she's still cute though." The first says and Reborn makes a mental note to keep an eye on him.
Reborn joins Tsuna for lunch and eats out of her bento while he listens to the 3 chatter.
"Jyuubanmehime, do you want me to walk you home and make sure that stalker woman doesn't attack you?" Gokudera asks and Reborn had to agree with Gokudera's assessment of Haru, since he had found the girl lurking in the bushes outside of the house, trying to spy on Tsuna and catch her in her underwear. Reborn foiled all of these attempts, accept for Lambo and Ipin, he was the only other one who got to see Tsuna in her underwear.
"Hii, I'll be fine Gokudera-kun, you need to go to the store. You and Shamal need to eat better." Tsuna says and Gokudera blushes slightly while Reborn smirks. A good boss cared about their subordinates.
"You're so awesome Jyuubanmehime!" Gokudera says and Reborn smirks.
The rest of the day goes quickly with Reborn stopping 3 assassination attempts from Lambo. At the end of the day, as they head home, Reborn hops into Tsuna's arms and is carried. He notes that Tsuna is starting to fill out because when he snuggles against her chest, his head is cushioned more the it used to be and it's nice.
Once home, Reborn helps Tsuna with her homework, hitting her on the head with Leon in the form of a rolled up newspaper when she gets it wrong. The girl wasn't as stupid as he had originally thought looking at her grades, she just had the habit of spacing off, normally thinking of the yaoi in her underwear drawer. Reborn couldn't understand her obsession with boy love, but he used it as black mail material and after the first time, he learned never to go with her to the convention where she got her yaoi either. There was nothing scarier then a bunch of hormonal, obsessive teenage girls, surrounded by what they're obsessed with. If Reborn ever needed to punish a guy, he was going to send them there.
"Tsu-chan, will you please give the kids a bath after supper?" Nana asks and Tsuna nods.
"Sure mom." Tsuna says and Reborn keeps the perverted smile off his face, he might hate having to take a bath with Lambo, but he loved having his hair washed by Tsuna.
Reborn scowls at Lambo, who didn't want to take a bath and was holding things up by making Tsuna chase him. As the cow like boy runs past him, he trips him, sending him flying backward down the stairs and allowing Tsuna to catch him.
"Hii! Reborn! Be more careful!" Tsuna scolds him.
"Fnn, the stupid cow shouldn't waste your time." He replies, already ready for the bath and wrapped only in a towel. Ipin nods her head, she was still dressed and would take a bath with Tsuna after Reborn and Lambo. Lambo sniffles in Tsuna's arms and lets her take his cow print one piece off and horns off. Reborn waits while Tsuna removes all the weapons, candy, and other junk that the stupid cow stored in his hair. His afro deflates a lot because of this, and doesn't look as ridiculous.
Reborn is a bit jealous of the fact that Lambo gets more of Tsuna's attention, but brushes it off since Lambo is actually a child and he is just in a child's body. He was pretty sure Tsuna knew he was a lot older then he said he was. When Tsuna finally turns her attention to him, he happily laps it up. This girl would be his boss for a good, long time, so with any luck, he'd have time to get a lot more attention.
Reborn hands Tsuna his favorite shampoo and then relaxes as his scalp is massaged by thin fingers and he could happily fall asleep, but he couldn't since the stupid cow was splashing about.
Tsuna rinses his hair and then conditions his hair and it's over all to quickly. Reborn sighs as Tsuna dries them off before putting Lambo in front of the TV with Unbeatable Banzuke on. She'd have an hour at best and Reborn reads the paper while she bathes with Ipin.
When the 2 come down, the long and annoying process of putting Lambo to bed starts. Ipin, of course, was the good child and waits patiently in Tsuna's room while she chases Lambo down. Reborn watches form his hammock as Tsuna reads them a story, both of them falling asleep in her arms and she then tucks them into their futons before kissing them both on the head before turning to go to bed herself.
"Fnn, don't I get a kiss?" Reborn asks and she blushes. She turns off the lamp and Reborn listens as she comes over and kisses him on the temple. He supposes that will do for now, but he would get her first kiss, because he wanted it, and it was rare that he didn't get something that he wanted.
- End -
Largofan: Yeah, I really wanted to have just one chapter that was just the typical, daily life from Reborn's perspective… Plus it was easier then trying to work a chapter out of the cannon.
Reborn: Fnn, you make me sound like a pervert.
Largofan: That's because you are one.
Reborn: Takes one to know one Largo-cha~an
Largofan: I know, I'm not denying it. Plus, check out my Reborn short shorts, cause I'm putting up 2 possible stories on how FT met Reborn and Xanxus when she was little