Hi! Im Sadist. Not much to tell other than im a huge anime nerd and i love yaoi. Oh and I love to write, even if I usually drop whatever I write in a few days. I love making friends with other crazy people. its how i met my awesome twin! :D Anyway here's some info about me:

Name: I'll give u a hint. starts with an S. :P

Age: why the hell would i tell random people i don't kno? jk, still 15, but turning 16 in like, not even a month :)

From:U.S.

Fav. Books/Manga: The Inheritance Cycle(Eragon, Eldest, Brisingr,Inheritance), The Summoning, The Awakening, The Reckoning. the House of Night series, Inuyasha, RosarioVampire, Claymore, Bleach,Naruto:Shippuden, Hush Hush, Silence, Crescendo, And some others that I don't care to put up here cause i have to think of them.

My fav t.v. shows: Invader Zim!, D.Gray-Man Adventure Time, Generator Rex, Avatar:The Last Airbender( didn't see the movie, but i want to), The Vampire Diaries, Charmed(grew up watching it, even if i didn't understand what was happening),Supernatural,Chowder,Trueblood(my mom and me f ing love this show)

My fav movies!: Inuyasha: Affections Touching Across Time, Inuyasha: The Castle Beyond The Looking Glass, Inuyasha: Swords Of An Honorable Ruler,Inuyasha: Fire On The Mystic Island. Austin Powers movies!(for all you fans out there, theyre makng a fourth one! it comes out next year!), Paul, ive got a lot of movies, but im too lazy to list them.

Fav. Animes!!!: Inuyasha, RosarioVampire ,Bleach, Naruto, Naruto:Shippuden,Pokemon( yeah, i like it, so what?), the whole Yugioh! thing(meaning the original, GX, and 5ds and Zexal is iffy) and some others that i can't remember.

why does every vampire/werewolf story have to have either the werewolf or vampire be the bad guys? Why can't they be fwiends? DX. I love Sango-chan's and Housii-sama's twins! They are so adorable!!! OMG! Haha, i fucking love Yugioh the abridged series. its amazing :)

"So Shippo, your village called, they're missing their idiot." Guess who.

"This isn't over Becky! I know where you live! My house!" Marge Simpson

"Really? Then who put snakes before frogs? I mean seriously." Tucker, Boxed Up Fury! One of meh favorite episodes!

"This looks like a job for Limey Man! Im here to kick ass and drink cups of tea. and im all out of tea." Bakura

"When you're up high, all the stuff that looks confusing and messed up...suddenly becomes crystal clear." Senna

"Admiration is the emotion furthest from understanding." Aizen

Fav. Pairings:

D.Gray-Man
KandaxAllen :)
LavixTyki
AllenxTyki

RosarioVampire
TsukuneXMoka

Avatar:The Last Airbender
AangXKatara
SokkaXSuki
SokkaXYue
ZukoXMai

Generator Rex
RexXCirce(I'm starting to not like it as much...)
HollidayXSix

YuGiOh
YamixYugi
JouxKaiba
BakuraxFlorence(Yami Bakura for all you who dont watch YGOTAS)
MarikxMelvin(again, its Yami Marik)

YuGiOh GX
JudaixJohan(ive recently been watching too many videos on YouTube 0.o)

I'm generally a nice person to get along with as long as youre an otaku. if u no otaku, i shall murder you!!! xD also, im like a crazy yaoi fangirl so yeah. dont go hating on my gays xD I don't care if ya flame me or not. =D. I take back what I said, flame me, and you will die. Preferably slow and filled with pain! Now, who wants cookies? They're filled with poision! xD See? IM INSANE. WHEEEE!

You can copy and paste anything ya like.

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I am the Girl...
I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book, and if I do dance, I dance solo. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak or a geek either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space or Yahoo, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that doesn't stalk boys because they're cute or are jocks. I am the girl who sings her heart out in public. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, who believes in her dreams, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl; Truth Be Told 13; DEFiiANCE; Angel of Apathy; Vic Taylor; Erma Buckles; butterfly1415; NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from ); Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon; Atem's Sister Atea; QueenManaOfEgypt; Velgamidragon; Princess Atemna; AkixYusei; SadisticOtaku57;

"Damn, you people piss me off. Every single one of you." --Inuyasha

"Can we loose some of the violence?!" --Inuyasha

"Let me give you a piece of advice now that I have our attention. If you're gonna kill someone make sure you do it right the first time, because if you only maim them with the first attack they have a nasty way of coming back to make you regret it." --Inuyasha

Kagome: Do you think I'm pretty?

Inuyasha: No.

Kagome: Do you want to be with me forever?

Inuyasha: No.

Kagome: If I left would you cry?

Inuyasha: No.

Kagome had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face, Inuyasha grabbed her arm.

Inuyasha: You're not pretty you're beautiful, I don't want to be with you forever I NEED to be with you forever, I wouldn't cry if you walk away...I'd die...

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you would like to join the awesome religion which is Inuyashism, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! Followers: purduepup, nightfalcon222, Daichilover, xbeautyxxisxxlifex, GoldenRose88, Tomatosoup inc., SadisticOtaku57

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

If you like GIR copy and paste this to your profile.
If you're a bad athlete and proud of it copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that Invader Zim is 1,000,000,000,000,000x better than stupid retarded Hannah Montana copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think Jacob takes off his shirt too much in New Moon copy and paste this to your profile.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile
Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.
If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

You know you watch too much Invader Zim when:

1. You have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.

2. You don't listen to politicans speeches anymore... you vote for the tallest one.

3. Martians existed. And you know exactly what happened to them.

4. You pass out meat on Valentine's day instead of candy.

5. You talk in third person.

6. You block up your chimeny on Christmas beacuse you fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.

7. The most terrifing image you can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.

8. You check your soap for bacon... just in case.

9. When you get a zit, you name it Pustulio and insist that he has hyptnotic powers.(LISTEN TO PUSTULIO HE IS YOUR MASTER)

10. When a dog follows you, you're frightened that you're turning into bolonga.

11. Chihuahuas are frightening creatures...

12. Tuna is worth NOTHING anymore.

13, Waffles are the best foods in the world. Period.

14. Being 'normal' is important beyond all else.

15. You've begun to wonder if your teacher can survive in the sun or not.

16. You've suspected that the nearby hot dog stand is controlled by aliens.

17. You wear a trench coat everywhere.

18. You don't eat proper meals anymore; only snacks.

19. You've tried to convert your basement ito a secret base.

20. When someone calls you stupid, you respond with 'I'm not stupid. I'm ADVANCED'!

Copy and paste that into your profile if you laughed.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

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93 percent of teenagers and children would go insane if the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus were about to jump off a skyscraper and die. If you are part of the 7 percent that would grab popcorn, a chair, and scream 'JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!', copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: KatakaCandy2429658, Invader Elze, Invader Misty, Tallest Crimson, SadisticOtaku57

If you're a human that thinks humans in general are stupid, copy this onto your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Whoever said that nothing's impossible obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door or walking on water yet.

Whoever said "Words don't hurt" obviously hasn't gotten a hard-back encyclopedia thrown at his head before.

When the going gets tough, kick whoever made it that way.

Behind every great man is a woman shaking her head and rolling her eyes.

When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you leap off a cliff, I laugh harder.

If you can't beat 'em, join'em. If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If you can't kill 'em, you’re screwed.

Rhetorical questions are persuasive, aren't they?

He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke at first.

Life is difficult. It's full of trials, sorrow and pain. However, if you fall down, just stand uop straight, be confident and say... "WHICH IDIOT PUSHED ME?!"

Silence is gold. Duct tape is silver.

If you do it, you'll regret it. If you don't do it, you'll regret it. Either way, you're still gonna regret it, so why not just do it?

A mechanic once told someone, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

A drunken man once said this to a cop. "Here Officer, hold my beer while I find my license."

Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he;ll be warm for the rest of his life.

Best friends for life! ...or at least 'till our next fight.

Isn't it funny how a heart shape is just two teardrops upside down?

I'm only smiling 'cos I have no idea what's going on.

Before Love, my heart was a black hole. After Love, I din't have a heart, I still dunno which is worse.

I'm sure someone in this world cares that you're alive... It just isn't me.

I looked up at the stars one night and thought, "Where the heck did my ceiling go?!

As an older, more mature adult, your job is to...make fun of the little kids!

There are easier things in life than finding a good lover. Like nailing a Jell-O to a tree, for instance.

What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you realize that you're on fire? Do you remember to stop, drop and roll? Or do you just start running around in circles, screaming, "I'M ON FIRE!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!"

I was never anyone's friend in the first place, therefore I can't be called a traitor.

If a safety pin, duct tape or a band-aid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem.

Give me a chance to shine and I will blind the world!

Three people can keep a secret if two are dead.

I'm gonna live forever!...Or die trying.

A man walked into a bar and said..."OUCH!!"

War doesn't determine who's right, it determines who's left.

Come to the dark side, we have cookies!

I went to the dark side. Yeah, they lied about the cookies.

Dear Dark Side, you may have the cookies, but we have the MILK!

I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

OMG! THE RAIN'S WET!

I'm not AD--Ooh, look, a butterfly!

I'm a dinosaur, so, like, rawr and stuff.

God made men first, then he had a better idea!

Nope, can't go to Hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me...

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we continue flying...on broomsticks.

Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan goes, "Oh, shit, she's up!"

I'm probably the coolest dork you'll ever meet.

I'm cute...now give me my cookies.

Boys in books are just...Better!

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

You couldn't handle me...even in your wildest dreams.

ADHD writer: Once upon a -- no...There was once a -- no...THE END!

P.M.S: Pissed At Men Syndrome

Yes, I play Pokemon, WTF is so wrong with that?!

You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades.

I have nothing against God, it's his fan club I can't stand!

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human’s way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking too good, either.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gunhelps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

There are two ways to argue with a woman; neither one works.

This is not something that should be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem!

Sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

I like you...when I destroy the world you shall be the last to die.

A conscience doesn't prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.

What is this 'kindness' you speak of?

If it ain't broken, I'll break it.

Doesn't expecting the unexpected, make the unexpected expected?

Practice makes Perfect. If nobody's perfect, why bother practicing?

If everyone's special, aren't the people that aren't special the unique ones?

I'm going to live forever, and so far, nobody's proved me wrong.

Statistics show, that if your parents don't have kids, chances are, you won't either.

Statistics also show that 56 percent of statistics are made up on the spot. Like this one.

Statistics show, that the more birthdays you have, the longer you live

I'm not cynical. Just experienced.

I know you think you understood what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant.

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.

It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am

We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible?

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys.

He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally

When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Yesterday was the deadline on all complaints

Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy

20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity…

e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. It’s called therapy.

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

If you are getting old and you keep on watching and loving cartoons, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Nickelodeon for not advertising your favorite show enough, then copy this into your profile!

If you are obsessed with something childish for your age, copy this into your profile.

If you hate Nickelodeon for canceling your favorite show then copy this into your profile!

You say Pink
I say Black
You say Jonas Brothers
I say green day
You say prep
I say me myself and i
You say Hannah Montanna
I say Evanesence
You say Superman
I say Danny Phantom
You say I'm a freak
I say Thanks.

Copy and past this on your profile if you agree.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you're a bookworm and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had to pretend that you knew what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sold yourself to the Dark Side a LONG time ago, copy and paste this into your profile. Also if the benefits from the Dark Side rock epic-ly.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know the difference between "its" and "it's" then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know the difference between "your" and "you're" then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know the difference between "there", "their", and "they're" then copy and paste this into your profile

6 Truths in your life:

1. You can't touch all your teeth with your tongue

2. Now you're trying this because you're an idiot

3. The first truth is a lie

4. Now you're smiling because you're an idiot

5. You wanna send it to other idiots

6. Then you're thinking: 'No, I'll put it on my profile

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

PMS - Possible Murder Suspect

As I lay in bed looking at the twinkling stars above me, I think, "Where the hell is my ceiling?"

I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on Ebay.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice!

Curiosity killed whoever got in my way.

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Most teachers promote the three R's; Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote three S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!!

A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting in the next cell, laughing, and saying, "That was fun, let's do it again!"

A good friend helps find your Prince Charming. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

Weird is running up and down the street in a bikini, rubbing butter all over yourself, and screaming "I'm a pretty muffin!"

When Life gives me lemons, I throw them back and punch Life in the face, really, really hard.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is the same as cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

People are like slinkies. Basically useless, but it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump off a bridge, I laugh harder.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

To date, life has been a race between Software companies making bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe making bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.

Smile. It scares people.

An overly-positive attitude may not be enough to solve a problem, but it sure ticks people off enough for it to be worth it!

There are easier things to do in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment?

The knack of flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

Whoever said words don't hurt have obviously never had a hard-backed encyclopedia hurled at their head.

Sticks and stones may brake my bones, but words will eventually kill me

Hell hath no fury that of a scorned woman. I'll help make sure of it.

When someone annoys you, it takes fourty-two muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend your arm and whack them upside the head.

I get plenty of exercise; jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

Life isn't passing me by! It's trying to run me over!

Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'

I didn’t escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!

Drive like you stole it!

I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me

That does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast!

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it

I know who I am...your approval really isn't needed

Normal people worry me

Blondes do it better

I stopped fighting my inner demons quite some time ago. We're on the same side now.

Anyone: Go to hell!

You: I did. But Hell was full, so I came back

my secret: wow, I'm surprised you care to look, my secret is... Pain. Always there. Never away. I run away from love.

And to think you are the result of millions of years of evolution.

There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.

When life gives us Jonas brothers, we throw Jonas Brothers back really, really hard and demand Green Day.

It's not PMS...it's you

I'm not mean, I just say what most people keep in their heads.

I don't need your attitude, I have my own.

I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.

You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

Be the type of woman, that when your feet land on the floor when you get out of bed in the morning, the devil thinks: "Oh, crap! She's up!"

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? I awlyas toghuht slpeling wsan't ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

A day without sunshine is like...Night.

A rejected invention: Instant water! just add water!

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

luv pie, pie is good, pie is your friend. Pudding is also good, so when you combine them...you get THE MASTER OF EVERYTHING!

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional charaters. Copy if true

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If You like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you cried when Axel faded, post this on your profile.

If you think that Axel LOVES saying 'Got it memorized' just cuz he can, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you whack Demyx with a keyblade just to hear his adorable yelp, but feel bad for it, copy and paste on your profile

If you think Roxas bashers should get a life and believe that it's not his fault that he's an underdeveloped character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you walk into walls because you have your nose in a book, copy this to your profile.

If you got depressed beating KH II then started a new game, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you believe Axel has a heart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever told you that you need a life and you told them "I have a life. it's anime/ video games/ manga/ internet/ or fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

Geeks are cool. Geeks are smart. Geeks will one day rule the universe. If you're a Geek and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

(episode 13- the mystery of the new moon and the black-haired inuyasha)

Inuyasha:

"Kagome, why were you crying?"
Kagome: "Back in the other room? Because... I thought you were going to die. I thought I was going to loose you."
Inuyasha: "You shed tears for me... cried for me. Kagome, may I lie your lap?"
Kagome: "There, is that better?"
Inuyasha: "Yeah. Kagome... you smell... kinda nice."
Kagome: "Wait! I thought you couldn't stand my scent."
Inuyasha: "I did, but I was... lying."

Inuyasha:

"I'm a half-demon, more egotistical and greedy than any other living creature; that's what human beings are, right? But with human blood flowing through my veins, I'll never give up! Don't you understand? When you have someone to protect, your power increases tenfold!( Inuyasha: swords of an honorable ruler)

Breaking Dawn quote, Jacob:

"Life sucks... and then you die."

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

If you've ever named a pet or anything else after something else in the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you absolutely love anime guys with long hair, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you listen to music and like it because you like the music, not because of the artist, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you don’t care about who makes the music, no matter how crazy they are (Brittney Spears, Marilyn Manson), and you like it anyway, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a anime/manga character, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever spent too much time on the computer, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think at least one anime/manga character is MEGA hot, and you know you do, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like anime or manga, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you just like to goof off sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been worried for another person, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

95 percent of the teen population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost this you're one if the 5 percent who would be laughing your head off.

If your one of those people who don't really like or care about Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana, or the Jonas Brothers, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would rather have a painting you created be displayed in a small gallery than perform onstage with Beyonce, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long copy and paste this to make it even longer.

If you like filling your profile with the copy/paste thingys, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFLIE!!

If you've ever been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose, meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you have answered a question by saying "Penguins" when penguins had NOTHING to do with what you were talking about, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been talking to one of your friends, but didn't listen to them and then realized they asked you a question, you said something random as an answer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, copy this onto your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery, etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you think those kids should give the Rabbit his damn trix, copy this into your profile.

If you are a christian, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like cheese, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed evilly only because it was fun to do so, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like sitting on top of things because your vertically challenged copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate pretending to be someone you're not just to impress people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against child abuse and animal abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says "pull" or vice-versa, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt sad for no apparent reason whatsoever, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy and put this into your profile

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, copy and paste this into your profile.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

Too many teenagers have smoked or tried Marijuana, if you haven't, put this into your profile.

A good friend would bail you out of jail, your best friend would be sitting next to you

saying "That was awesome." copy this on your profile if you have a best friend.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven’t died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you feel that sometimes people just try to annoy the Hell out of you for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that writer's block blows (sucks), copy this into your profile.

ou have copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you couldDon't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) Repost and show you care.

2) Ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart.

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site profile and show that you care.)

Subject: Scrabble

This has got to be one of the most clever things I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:

IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

BRAVE isn't going up on stage and stripping, BRAVE is not saying a speech, or dumping your girl/boyfriend.

BRAVE is:

Going to school on mufti day and not for a second care what the whores around you are saying about your clothes. It's listening to your own music and being proud of it. It's going through every day with the things people say to your face and behind your back and you still keep quiet. It's knowing what your "friends" are saying about you and still calling them your friends. BRAVE is knowing that tomorrow isn't a bright and happy future. It's another day of bitching and dodging rumors. Keep on laughing.

If you agree, copy and paste it into your profile.

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Help this guy achieve world domination by posting this in your profile

There are no stupid questions, only stupid people.

What do you call a woman with a hoop-skirt? A hoochie mama!

The world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus

It is bad to suppress ur laughter, it goes down your hips

I used to have an open mind. But my brain kept falling out

I'm in shape. round is a shape

Car Service: If it ain't broken, we'll break it

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Out of my mind, please leave a message.

People are like slinkies, basically useless; and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

If you don't laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do it for you. :)

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

Pictures fade away but memories are FOREVER!

Take candy, not drugs

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history

If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up

If you're gonna be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.

Even the best fall down sometimes.

Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear Thank you very much

A friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

Live your life with arms wide open; you never know what might be thrown at you...

I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework.

Save the earth, it's the only place with chocolate!

There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people.
Do NOT label me, I'm no soup can!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is Carlisle, screw the fruit!

Spencer: When you break up with a girl, they do not like it if you ask out their sister. That will get you a fork in your arm.Freddie: Are you gonna say anything helpful?
Spencer: Helpful...
Freddie: Yeah.
Spencer: No. But hey, you wanna check out my automated fish feeder? I'm making it a lot more complicated than it needs to be.
Freddie: Why?
Spencer: Because it's fun!

Spencer: Hobos can't afford cable.
Fredie: Why is she so mad?
Carly: Because hobos can't afford cable!

Police Officer: What were you thinking? Putting up a sign that said "Pee on Carl."

Spencer: I'm sorry officer, (looks at name tag), Carl.

Freddie:Someday I'll be Carly's second husband.
Carly: What happened to my first husband?
Freddie: Nothing you can prove!

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.

Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you get pissed and throw a fit until all the people in the room run away whenever someone says that the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

Girls = time x money (Girls are time and money)

BUT time = money (Time is money)

THEREFORE girls = money squared

BUT money = square root of evil (Money is the root of all evil)

THEREFORE girls = square root of evil squared

THEREFORE girls = evil

MUAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Mathematical proof of the Grand Theory of the Evilness of Girls:

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

30 Good Reasons why GIRLS are always the BEST

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, free dinners, free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. Its possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We have ways of getting what we want easily.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. It's a little bit better if you tell a girl you look act like a guy compared to telling a guy you act like a girl. Get it?

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We have style.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. There's the saying "Ladies first."

well, theres the messed up thing i call a profile. i cleaned it up a bit, but its still kind of long 0.o