ABOUT ME!!!!!!!! Its funny im doing this i know 99.9 people DONT read these.:)

im a girl in love with anything rick riordan writes and fanfiction:).i love history.i also love harry potter,twilight,lord of the rings, merlin, caster chronicles, and DOCTOR WHO .so i dont bored you thats all!!!(i also love smiley faces)PEACE!!!!!!!! :p

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this if you believe in God...

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Join the dark side. We have cookies!

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.

Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS!

History lesson: the dinosaurs didn't go extinct, Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I ran with scissors - and lived!

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: where the heck is my ceiling?

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

When everything's coming your way, you're on the wrong side of the road.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

You say physco like it's a bad thing...

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

Cute but psycho - things even out.

If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.

Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had!

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, DAMNIT!"

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Love your enemies. It pisses them off.

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight.

You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you.

I am not weird... just plotting.

I don't obsess! I think intensely!

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

When life throws you lemons throw them back and ask for vaka.

Guess what im telling a short story.

so... 5 people are on a plane that is about to crash. On the plane is the richest man of the world,the smartest man in the world,the pilot,a priest,and a boy scout.there are only 4 parachutes.they are arguing over who will stay behind."this plane is about to crash so good luck to whoever stays behind"said the pilot as he took a parachute and jump out of the plane.then the richest man in the world said"i am the richest man in the world so whoever sacrifices himself will not die poor"then he took a parachute.then it was the smartest man in the worlds turn"i am the smartest man in the world so i am more important then a old priest and a little boy scout"he said as he picked up a bag and jumped out the plane.then the priest who had been silently pray spoke up not opening his eyes."you go"said the priest addresting the young boy who had been also silent."what?"the boy asked."i am old i will die sooner or later anyways,but you are young you have your whole life ahead of you'"but we can both go you know"the boy said."one parachute will not hold both of us""but there are two parchutes"the boy cut him off.the priest open his eyes to see the young boy was right."how?"the priest asked.the scout shrugged"the smartest man in the world took my backpack"IF YOU ARE LIKE THE PRIEST WHO WILL GIVE HIS LIFE FOR ANOTHER COPY AND PASTE TO YOUR PROFILE!!!!! ;)

1. People who hate pie aren't human but a species unknown to man.

2. You live in America

3. You are a Ravens fan and hate the steelers.-

4. you just look at this and nod.

5. You like food.

7. You can't wait for Red vs blue season 9 to come out.

8. you ate food 2 seconds ago.

9. YOU LOVE EARTH

10. WHY DO YOU LOVE EARTH

11. You have noticed i've been saying random things.

12. you really hate me because you like the steelers.

13. You are not from America and have absoulutly no clue as to what i'm talking about.

14. YOU DIE

15. I'm getting bored.

16. I just hit my friend.

17. My friend slapped me back.

18. You just realized you didn't read number 6.

19. You scroll back up to see number 6.

20. You then slap yourself because there is no number six.

21. If you fell for this copy and paste everything into your profile and you know you did.

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember The Stolls

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Bekendorf

whenever I see someone working metal.

I promise to remember Silena

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew

whenever I see a smile that gleams.

I promise to remember Briares

whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos

whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go

If you saw a bank robbery and you'd pull up a chair and shout "C'mon get him! RUN RUN!" -Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate your siblings and would rat them out for 1 million dollars-copy and paste this into your profile.

IF you saw a guy with a gun pointed at ur face and would shout "OMG LOOK! JUSTIN BEIBER!" and when he turns you run away-Copy and paste this into ur profile

6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2.All idiots after reading this will try it

3. The first truth is a lie.

are now laughing at your own stupididty

5. you will put this on your profile

6. you still have a stupid smile on your face(i am such a idiot)