Suddendly, somebody turned on the light and walked to the front. The boy with blond hair and piercing green eyes stepped forward with a microphone in his hand. He smiled and gave his audience a welcoming hello.

''Hello ladies ad gentleman. My name is Arthur Kirkland and it's a pleasure to be here by you. Please take care of me.'' The audience which consisted mostly of girls beetween 14 and 21 years aplauded and welcomed the young man. ''I bet you all ask yourself what I am doing here, well-'' Arthur was rudely interrupted by the sound of breaking wood. When everyone looked up and saw the big hole in the ceiling they started to scream.

''HAHA! Fear no more my fans, THE HERO IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!'' somebody announced and a figure jumped from the roof directly in front of Arthur. The young man clothed in a batman costume did heroic poses for his fans. The girls clapped and cheered while Arthur punched the idiot.

''You bloody git! Why did you do that! I told you that we canceled that idea!'' he began.

''But- But I look so good like this! Let me have my fun!''

''Alfred, do what I say and now strip!''

''Batman is cool! And I didn't know you want to see me naked..'' The one called Alfred said and winked at the other boy.

''Huh?'' Realization hit him and he blushed deeply at what he just said. ''N-No I did not mean it t-that way!'' While the two friends began fighting together and chasing each other in circles, an unknown girl ran to them and screamed at them.

''STOP FIGHTING NOW OR I SWEAR I'LL GET IVAN.'' Both were immediately silent. ''That's better.'' The girl sighed happily and turned to the confused audience. ''Hehe, hi guys and I'm terribly sorry for those idiots there..'' she glared shortly at them. ''But aaanyway~ I don't really have to explain much do I? You don't need to know who I am, just call me Fangirl-sama! And I am the one who had the idea to his show. THE WE MUST ANSWER OR WE'LL DIE-SHOW! .. Yeah I know pretty badass name, thanks.'' Everyone wasn't feeling the same way but just to be nice they laughed and agreed.

''Basically I asked these two to come to my show and answer questions (or they'll die.) and I was lucky they agreed! So you can ask them anything, I will make them answer.'' Arthur and Alfred shivered in fear but they tried to stay calm. ''Ask them anything, all right, darlings?'' Everyone nodded and agreed.

''Okay boys~'' Fangirl turned to the two. ''Leave. Now.''

''YES!'' They ran to the exit and out of the building.

Fangirl suddendly grinned and turned to the crowd that was about to leave. ''Not so fast, my fellow fangirls.'' They stopped and looked at her. ''Now that both of them are gone I can explain you the real plan.''

''The real plan?'' a girl asked.

''But of course! Here are two hot and sexy guys ready to answer everything you ask them and you just want to ask boring things? NONSENSE! This all is a plan from me to give all of you wonderful USUK Yaoi Fanservice!'' Fangirl said dreamily. All the girls that were in the room kya'd with shining eyes and some began dancing. A few just left the building because apparently they weren't fans, but that didn't matter because more than enough stayed.

''Okay girls, I want you two to ask R-18 rated USUK questions and embarrass the shit out of Artie and Alfie~'' Some girls squeeled and already had questions in mind. ''But fine, you may ask normal ones too or just fluffy ones, they have to answer everything anyway! And of course you can ask me questions too.. what's kind of pointless because I'm just randomly here but it's fine by me! Ask as many as you want but just do it, m'kay?''

Fangirl was enjoyng the excitement of everyone and she smirked to herself.

This is going to be fun.

''Now excuse me, my ladies, I have other stories to work on~'' And she left.

Review with your question, you may ask as much as you want! And sorry for my bad english, it's my third laguage, have mercy q_q