Before she was the Freedom Fighters' Smellerbee, she was Mori, daughter of a wealthy Earth Kingdom merchant. When the Fire Nation came to town, one powerful general's interest in Mori's sister, Kohana, changed Mori's world forever.

-In just five easy steps! SWTOR, from all walks of life. 4th: the Smuggler.

Bounty Hunter Kastiel seeks her destiny, through the Great Hunt and beyond, determined to win her place, secure her name so that none can ever again take from her what's most important. Follows the story line for the Bounty Hunter class created by Bioware. F/BH with Torian Cadera love interest. Other characters will be considered as the story progresses. Rated M, of course.

This is a love/intrigue story based in pre WotLK between a night elf priest and a troll rogue. This is he first work I have made public and is in no way complete.

Moony and Padfoot have decide to open an advice column to the public for including anything on how to kill someone how to get revenge etc.

There was once a time when Captain Raya Dace drifted comfortably alone and under the radar of any galactic authorities. But, when a thief and a farmboy intrude on her cozy routine, she's forced to embark on a chase that will drag her (kicking and screaming) across a galaxy determined to get her killed. And if she finds love along the way—wait, who said anything about love?

After surviving her battle with GLaDOS, Chell wakes in Aperture Science and makes another escape attempt. Meanwhile, after his ordeals through City 17, Gordon wakes at White Forest and tries to recover the Borealis and Judith Mossman... Or at least, that was the plan. The unexpected throws Chell, Gordon, Alyx, and Barney down paths toward inevitable consequences.

A collection of one-shots depicting moments in the shared lives of Vector Hyllus and the female Imperial Agent.

They finished healing Shepard's wounds, but due to the interference of the Shadow Broker, she meets Archangel a little earlier than Cerberus had intended, with some eye-opening consequences. Shepard/Garrus, AU

The unicorn Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia's most prized pupil, is being sent to Ponyville to learn about the magic of friendship, and she's not happy about it.

U.S Marine Alexandra Rouverain hides a past that has been torn, shredded, and shattered so badly that the Valar forced her to forget. But when she is called back to Middle Earth, she must confront her troubled childhood, while facing despair, fear, adventure, and most surprisingly of all, love. Will she make it back home? Or will she watch her loved ones die?

Story #19 in series (see profile)! Sometimes Vacy teases for being so attached to his weapons. But it's hard to let go of something that's become important to you. Harder still when it's some ONE. Chapter 50: Right in Front of You.

The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.

Reading this may result in a high statistical probability of death by gunshot. A punch to the face is also likely.

Whether you love them, hate them, praise them or berate them, the characters of LotR are yours to do with what you will. Rated T for violence, language, and whatever else you rate things T for.

51 ways to turn our favorite evil king Galby more insane than he already is. Full title was too long for the title box. Rated T because I'm paranoid.

The story of Rusl Hymark: bounty hunter for the Shades of the Eternal Void (recently merged). Originally posted on the shade's site, but I figured some of my fans might be interested in checking this story out. Tragic tale told from Hymark's point of view as he details the story to an unknown listener. Strictly original characters.

A hobbit in dire need of health insurance, a bumbling gardener, a senile wizard, a klutzy ranger, a prissy elf and a horny elf maiden with a speech impediment… it can only be a shameless parody of Peter Jackson’s movie trilogy!

Also known as Commander Shepard's funeral. The crew and the galaxy says farewell to the bravest soul in the universe. Inspired by My Chemical Romance's music video "Helena" and a Mass Effect related dream after watching too many Garrus videos. [Warning character death]

Angela's past has been hidden from all until she decided to reveal all in her autobiography. Nothing more needs to be said, does it?

It's Lord of the Rings. It's Next Top Model. Together! Will the models be able to pull it together, or will they crack under the pressure?

I'm nothing but a monster burning in a hell that only exists in my head. There's no hope until one harmless glance chances logic and binds two eternal enemies together in a twist of fate. Can the escape from this hell be found in an infuriating dimpled grin? Or is this another dark, dirty trick of my own mind? A forbidden passion, hellfire, and wild tempers—this is no fairytale.

Short drabbles on Garrus' relationship with Shepard and Kaidan's twin daughters, Riley and Rhiannon. He would never understand humans but a turian never surrenders...Humorous/bits of fluff, all for our favorite turian, Garrus Vakarian.

"Primarch Vakarian? Uh, sir? I'm here to ask you about Commander Shepard." Shepard/Vakarian.

Ty Lee is stupid, Ty Lee only thinks about boys and makeup and cartwheels; no, she's learned her lessons well, is smart enough to hide a mathematician's heart behind a cheerful, innocent face. Darkfic.

When the irresistible force hits an immovable object, the resulting chemical reaction can be catastrophic. Spoilers for SW storyline. Other OCs mentioned, but this focuses solely on the SW and Quinn's relationship, starting first with "the thing" and moving onward into a series of vignettes set prior to "the thing."

When the Element of Harmony spirits are sent a letter from Princess Celestia about their Elements, they are sent into a spiral of shock. After years of Element representation, the time has come to pass on their Elements to six worthy foals. But how will they react? And what evil will the new generation have to face? Slightly AU. CANCELLED. UNDERGOING SEVERE REVISION.

In your head, in your mouth, in your soul. - Sokka, Katara, and two kinds of grief.

Five times Kaidan Alenko sang to his Commander Shepard, and one time he didn't. - Note: Outtakes posted after the epilogue, "Postlude," are not written in any particular chronological order.

A sad excuse for a rogue lands herself into a bit of trouble when she is rescued by a hansome paladin. Set for adventure she travels with him to encounter new friends, and a tragic fate that will follow her to her doom.

A Sith Sorcerer, Jhresh, is the victim of some dark plot whose unravelling shall test him to his limits and beyond. A sort of character study of one of RP characters.

Ten honest truths about loving a scarred boy. - Mai, Zuko.

He wasn't really a monster, but I'm not sure who I'm trying to convince. - Randy, Bob, and a eulogy, of sorts.

And let the sun rain down on me. (or, how Princess Azula crashes and burns.)

A drabble collection exploring the characters and couples of the Old Republic. Chapter 3: Corso Riggs and smuggler Rayley Okarr: "And what's with the captain crap? Rayley, Corso. Rayley. It's not a bad word." "Whatever you say, Cap… Rayley."

I could be bounded in a nutshell, and count myself king of infinite space. / A series of drabbles, prompted by Hamlet quotes. Genfic.

On the worst day of Coruscant's history, a boy is left orphaned in the wake of the swift, brutal Sith invasion. What will he do, with nothing left to hold onto and his world in pieces?

Torian gets his first glimpse of the new Grand Champion of the Great Hunt. What sort of woman could take the title of the Galaxy's best bounty hunter?

Corso Riggs has two women he's looked up to in his life so far; his elder cousin Rona and the smuggler Zavvi whom he works for. But when he sees a side of one of his role models he never expected to see, his actions and behaviour may cause him to drive a wedge between him and his other lady...

Humility tastes bitter in his mouth. - Sheldon, 6x13.

A fluffy scene between the Imperial Agent and Vector on the eve of their wedding.

Prequel to "Humble Beginnings"; Corso Riggs left Ord Mantell to join the Peace Brigade at the tender age of fourteen. This is my own interpretation of how that might have happened.

Part I The Cruelest Month: Two years after the destruction of the SR1 Commander Shepard has been reborn. But so has her old squad. Featuring multiple character perspectives, minor OC's, dark themes, violence, and Shakarian! Cross posted from KMeme. Cover photo: taztothesky.

Have you ever wonder what Shepard does in her spare time? What does the crew do to keep from going insane? Being brunch up on the Normandy only one thing to do. Play pranks,get drunk and troll on the internet. Even Commander Shepard gets bored; join her and the infamous crew in snapshots of a not so average day on the Normandy.

Sometimes, in the drowsy honesty that accompanies her waking, she remembers the boy he once was.

First Fanfic. A new stallion moves into town who may be even shyer than Fluttershy. What is his talent and what is his story?

Henry IV and Macbeth become children's books. Malvolio wreaks his revenge via the Weird Sisters. Orlando writes some TRULY horrible poetry about Rosalind. Shylock hosts a cooking show. And the Bard is turning over in his grave. Yikes.

I could not foresee this thing happening to you. - Mai, Ty Lee.

Drabble series. FSmuggler/Corso. "Captain Havyn Xylone, at your service. I'm your typical blaster-wielding, sabacc-playing darlin' of a smuggler. Well, except for the fact that I'm an ex-Jedi, currently running for my life with an adorable Mantellian in tow...kriff, the Force sure does have one warped sense of humor."

After the fiasco of chasing Skavak all over the place to get her ship back, Captain Zavvi and Corso Riggs settle down for a rare moment of peace, whilst talking about family, the specifics of tools and of course, merciless farm boy teasing. Also, mysterious reveals. A sequel to 'Chasing the Lark'.

At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED

Post ME3: Shepard breaks the Reapers' indoctrination, and makes it back to Garrus alive. But what is in store for two heroes who are not content to stop the fight for justice? M for language and occasional interspecies "relations."

Pinkie Pie is in a coma. Her other side has awoken. She wants cupcakes. And she's hungry. So she goes on a mental quest. In her head. No, she doesn't fancy pony. Maybe later... NOTE: No ponies are harmed. On hiatus.

Thirty-one Zutara Month drabbles. DAY TWELVE- MISTAKE; I think we'd get better results if we sprinkled paprika all over ourselves.

The one and only , MY IMMORTAL, with commentary from me. You know you want to read it. I don't know how many brain cells I'll have left after this. So read and review. Rated T for murder of the English language and horrible descriptions. COMPLETE

While sightseeing on Nar Shaddaa, Vette and Risha bump into one another. The two freshly reunited friends go to catch up on old times, but things begin to get awkward when their husbands enter the picture... LSM Smuggler, LSM Sith Warrior.

Luna has been banished to the moon by her sister. After 1000 years in isolation, the poor alicorn is truly sorry for what she did and is ready to come home. But then a strange visitor comes and changes everything...

Philip knew exploring an unchartered area according to the Shelter maps and crawling through dusty air vents was probably be a bad idea, but unfortunately for him, his darned curiosity got the better of him once again. Slightly AU. No longer rated M for language!

Follows my Shep's journey through ME2 with some FemShep/Kaidan, eventual FemShep/Garrus. Shepard is thrown into a new life after the Normandy is destroyed and struggles to be what everyone needs her to be.

Thirty-seven years, nothing left to salvage.

Imperial agents lie, seduce, betray - but they don't fall in love. Liadan knows she's in trouble when she falls for her companion, Vector Hyllus, a man with an alien mind and divided loyalties. As Liadan gradually teaches Vector to remember his humanity, she discovers that he has a few lessons of his own to offer about the nature of trust.

She folds her tunic right over left and tries not to scream.

The Smuggler and Corso deal with the aftermath of Taris. Fem Smuggler/Corso.

Doctor Bertrin hadn't seemed too concerned as he encouraged the Knight to dig in tainted soil. Perhaps another doctor might have recommended a little more caution...

A story following the adventures of the Sith Warrior as well as the romance between MQ/SW.

A chapter by chapter parodying this masterpiece on several levels. Meet ADORABLY clumsy cipher Vagina Ironclad as she meets Lutheran Dusk, the enigmatic TRILLIONAIRE Overlord of Dusk, Incorporated. You probably shouldn't read this.

One-shot. SW Chapter 3 spoilers. The trap had been set, and there was no going back. Malavai Quinn reflects.

As things begin to get boring with the Hunger Games for the Capitol, as the Hunger Games has occurred 199 times before, it's time to spice things up a bit. The 8th Quarter Quell will combine all of the twists of the previous Quarter Quells, and have 72 tributes, with 3, count it, 3 victors: one voted in, one reaped, and one that was a previous victor. SYOT Open!

Listen...thousands of voices are willing to tell their stories, to let the world know them. Listen. Short stories about the Inheritance Cycle characters.

All Chell has ever wanted is to be free of Aperture. But now that the Earth is being attacked by aliens, maybe she'd be better off back in there.

Rachel is a desert flower and Leah is the dirt beneath her roots. She just wishes that inferiority didn't have to require so much sacrifice. Jacob/Leah/Rachel.

After several months of hardship, Voss provides answers Cipher Nine knew but was not prepared to face.

Life is suffering; fortunately, she has some say in who will suffer. - clove

Risking your life for another; rushing into the fray without a care, isn't the Sith way. So why did she take the brunt of the blast? To allow shrapnel and bits of metal shred her her skin apart, to bleed for one man? The answer was simple, Andraria loved him. Darth Vowrawn X Fem Sith Warrior.

Read at the risk of your own brain cells. I decided to run a commentary on it : Please read, and review if you think you can handle the horror that is... 'Your Life With Ron Weasley'. CHAPTER 12 NOW UP.

No one says to themselves, "When I grow up, I want to be an outlaw." What sent Imara down this path? Why does she hate the Empire so much? Lucky you - she was feeling talkative one day and decided to let me publish her story. Credit to FrictionX42 for proofreading and the title idea, and to everyone who read/reviewed.

One uptight Director, a dysfunctional cast of characters, a devious Authoress... Well, you'll just have to see for yourself! SPOILERS FOR THOSE WHO'VE NOT SEEN THIS!

You could play with fire better than they could. - Jeong Jeong, freeverse.

a one-shot about the turning point in Cato and Clove's 'relationship' and the connection that moment has with her eventual death. written for the starvation monthly one-shot challenge.

"In halting Dothraki, as she braids his hair with surprisingly skilled fingers, she tells him of her childhood- iron chairs, dust-strewn streets, her mother's crown, a house with lemon trees and a crimson door." Fifty sentences on Khal Drogo and Daenerys Targaryen.

**ME3 ENDING SPOILERS** My epilogue of what happens after the end of ME3. Not a rewrite, but an interpretation and some detailing as to how my head canon ends in the Mass Effect universe. Rated T for some minor language. As always, lots of Kaidan/femShep!

Sequel to "Responsibility." C.O. is back! There's comedy, comfort, and chaos as the kitten brings havoc aboard the Normandy and her crew, as told through a series of one-shots. Rated T for implied adult situations and language. FemShep X Garrus.

These are short stories based on Fardi's great web-comics, "And That's How Equestria Was Made!" please review, I'm just 10 go easy.

Star Wars-SWTOR Smuggler/trooper/JC and their companions, legacy

After the conclusion of the Imperial Agent story. Kaliyo has a personal question and she's not leaving until she gets her answer. Spoilers! Male agent x Kaliyo

A Challenger to the throne of Equestria has shown and seeks to divide the world and set ponies against each other. It is up to Twilight Sparkle and her friends to stop it. It will be a long story. R&R

A fellowship of NINE goes to Mordor to dispose of an evil ring. Except Aragorn is throwing things again.

Years and years ago, before the Everfree Forest's name was spoken in hushed tones by aged mares, a young filly named Greenapple Smith was playing in those woods. What could she find that could turn an entire cities eyes and ears to that Forest? Why is the Everfree Forest so feared?

So much for 'Team Avatar.' More like 'the Fire Ferrets plus Asami, but she's as disposable as a plastic bag.' - Asami, Mako. Post-finale.

After the siege of Feinster, Eragon and his companions continue on their quest to defeat the Black King. Set after Brisingr (book 3). Please R&R I need some feedback on this. The title translates "The Path of the Dragon Rider" Rated T just in case. ExA later

Run for your life Daniel. Run.

A biography of Zuko's daughter, Fire Lord Honoura, and her life.

What REALLY happens when Katniss and Finnick are stuck with the jabberjays. Warning-may be annoying.

Based on the hit Youtube spoof, Friendship Is Witchcraft, The Pony Wars describes events that occurred ten years ago. What war were Applejack and Rarity referring to? Why is Fluttershy the Smooze cult leader? Is there really a Sherclop Pones? Find out in this exciting adventure, The Pony Wars!

I feel dizzy, the whitewashed walls spinning in my field of vision. / Azula in the asylum. Some shackles cannot be broken.

Post AtLA. At times like this, not only Katara wishes he were home.

Someone has to embarrass his baby sister every once in a while. It might as well be him. Shameless Joker Hilary sibling fluff.

Follows the conclusion of the "Research" questline on Nar Shaddaa. Vacy and Corso finally track down Drooga's shanjaru... but there are some complications.

A spinoff of my origional story, IMing. What if Cheerilee wanted to use the IMing for her class?

They hold it up. / The women of Avatar and their perspectives on fighting. Oneshot, all lowercase. Mostly pre-series.

The Faction Leaders of the Horde and the Allaince are invited to Blizzcon but when an accident kills the Driver they're stuck trying to find their way across North America. Hilarity ensues.

A quick drabble based on Cleopatra Antoinette's iPod challenge. Female Smuggler thinks on 'what if' and a certain Mantellian.

It was just going to be one simple delivery. Now, Captain Zavvi is stuck on a warzone of a planet with only a handsome Mantellian and his motley crew for company...

In which Merry's sister Girly fails to appear, 'fabu' becomes Gandalf's word, and everyone is a hairetic. T for some language.

Princess Luna, formerly Nightmare Moon, was having trouble adjusting to life in Equestria. She knew who could help her, if anyone could. She began writing letters to Princess Celestia. NOT A ROMANCE.

After the events of ME3, Garrus Vakarian wanders Earth, lost and purposeless...until possible redemption arrives unexpectedly in the form of a human infant. Vakarian/Shepard...sort of . Also includes post-ME3 histories of Tali and Liara.

The aftermath of the story in The Old Republic takes a humorous turn, as the Emperor issues forth punishment for The Dark Council. Unfortunately, Marr is saddled with much worse. Major spoilers from Act III of the class stories.

Starts out on Coruscant, a story about a female smuggler and her crew. Smuggler/Corso romance. Spoilers for Smuggler storyline.

A short poem about Derpy Hooves. Fluffy like a parasprite.

"I've missed you around here, Twilight."

Zuko plays with Mai's hair. Fluff, implied sexytimes. Written for DragongirlM.

A day in the life of the Mane Six. R&R!

Somehow, defeating the Fire Lord was a thousand times easier than apologizing to her. / Aang and Katara have a much-needed conversation after the war. A rewrite of the balcony scene.

Lord Rhiallia only ever allowed one man to hold her heart and only ever placed her complete trust in one man, but when Malavai Quinn betrays her, Rhiallia has to question whether or not their love was true on nothing more than a cruel lie.

There's a thin line between love and hate, and I just crossed it. / Zuko places his honor above Mai's happiness- all she can do is accept that.

Star Wars -SWTOR story of JC/Iresso meeting on Hoth, their relationship

Fluttershy meets a mysterious pony on the outskirts of the Everfree Forest. Is he friend of foe? FluttershyxOC. Rated T for safety. Please R&R! Thanks!

An alternate version of Fluttershy finding her Cutie Mark. Mild Hurt/Comfort. R&R

This contains spoilers for the Sith Warrior storyline before Corellia. There will be a chapter for each of the warrior's crew while on board the Fury. How do the crew members who were not present find out about a certain event?

Story following a Sith Inquisitor and Andronikos. Spoilers for Sith Inquisitor storyline.

Friendship is Magic It wasn't a stormy night, but it was certainly dark when she decided to cross though the Everfree Forest.

No one loves me, and neither do I. / Twenty facts about Princess Azula's childhood. The evolution of a madwoman.

The Cullen family make a list of things they have always wanted to do for the last eight days of summer. The list was wrote down by Emmite, who has a little trouble with telling when someone is joking. In other words it's going to be a crazy week. Before NM, happy fluff, rated T just in case

Big Macintosh is having a good day until his sister comes up and asked him a question. now he has to give her "The Talk" i realy enjoy getting feed back so please review you know... if that okay..with you. i went though a fixed more spelling mistakes

What happened between Ryli and Captain Biron on Hoth. Possible spoilers for Smuggler storyline.

Spoilers for ME3: During Shepard's final moments she reflects her life and the prayer that Thane had prayed for her stake.

"Of course, I was a disgrace, a shameful malfunction, the rough draft before the perfect final copy." Lilith is a rebel.

Thane and Shepard meet again across the sea.

*ME3 Spoilers* Because Shepard is only human, and everyone cries.

'Before now, before death, she has never seen the stars.' Shepard comes to terms with death and with what she has done. Oneshot, FShep/Garrus.

Portal meets Half Life in this epic showdown between the Combine and the forces of Earth.

Hello! I was bored. I found the original text of this piece of crap. Two and two make four. Please review :

Andronikus meant for the letter to be reassuring. to say that he'd come back for her no matter what. He probably should have considered her own background of abandonment first, though. A brief one-shot on my Sith's reaction to one of the letters she gets.

Parody/tribute to Fiddler on the Roof. Big Mac starts singing while working in the barn one day. Hilarity ensues. Oneshot. Read and review!

Gordon Freeman and Alyx Vance are searching for the Borealis, Chell is escaping from the confines of Aperture, GLaDOS is running out of test subjects, and the G-Man needs to satisfy his... employers. The Great Resistance is coming to a close.

All my bones began to shake, my eyes flew open. / Be careful what you wish for, sweetling- sometimes, you can't go back.

Commander Jeanette Shepard has been haunted by memories before. The death of her family and friends are the worst memories but after being revived from the dead her flashbacks hit her more often than before. Sometimes she can't tell the difference between the past and present and it all blends together. Can she keep it straight to save the galaxy?

This is a digital book filled with small chapters of nothing but banter, for the times we need to relax and forget that the galaxy as we know it is getting Reaped. ME3 ShepFxGarrus Warnings and explanations inside

A letter I wrote for an Axiom character prompt. Basically, it's me talking to my OC and giving him a few words of advice.

-'Yes, Andrew had been adored once.' Oneshot, because Shakespeare's infectious. Don't tell my English teacher.

"I'll visit you in prison." A reunion between the smuggler and the gambler from Coruscant post-Chapter 3. SPOILERS.

Set in a slight ME2 AU. Shepard decides Grunt need to learn some responsibility, and so gives him a common Earth pet. Who will win the ensuing battle of wills? Grunt or the kitten? Shepard X Garrus implied . Rated T for language.

She is not Cersei. / Jaime muses about two unlike women.

Essentially, this is a little overview of the story/romance that develops between Torian Cadera and the female Bounty Hunter, only from Torian's perspective. Rated M for later content.

Kink meme de-anon! Vector is nervous about proposing to their beloved Cipher, so they figure Kaliyo would be the best person to ask for advice, having known Cipher the longest. Yeeeup, that was probably a mistake. F!IA/Vector implied, no spoilers.

Four ordinary people must band together and journey across four of Bioware's games to save it from damnation. Can they do it in time and just who is the mysterious Author? Rated T for Total Unbridled Silliness. WARNING. Incredibly British Humor.

A brief encounter between the Captain and a wounded Aric Jorgan. Takes place following the Gauntlet run. Hinted AJ/F!Trooper.

Vacy Fiorst finally says the three words Corso Riggs has been longing for. Unfortunately, it isn't quite in the context he was hoping for. Chapter 4: Vacy explains why she's so skittish. FINAL!

Various oneshot alternate ME3 endings I wrote. Some are complete jokes, some are more serious. Obviously, ME3 ending spoilers.

SWTOR Sith Sorceror Mellivora and Andronikos Revel, have just met with Lady Elena Thul on Alderaan, in search of a needed relic. Thul's manservant, Urtel Moren, has taken the opportunity for some shameless flirting.

Random drabble featuring FemShep and the gang. With guest appearances from Serviceman Chung, Tali's shotgun, Charr the poetry reciting Krogan, and other favorites. BioWare owns the characters, I just like to play with them a bit...

One day on the Normandy, Garrus is bored and finds a magnet. He then decides to mess with our favorite geth using said magnet. Takes place during Mass Effect 2. T for language. oneshot

When Vector Hyllus told me in a cold, chilly cavern on Hoth, "Storybook characters raid pirate bases. Now, so do we." I wanted to tell him that I think we would give those characters a run for their money for the things we have been through.

ME2. It's Shepard's birthday. Grunt finds out.

The dorky, awkward, loving, fearful sides of Peeta you thought never existed. Parody. **This was started a long time ago, so the chapters get better as they progress.**

All Shepard wanted to do was change the color of her armor. Simple enough. But when it came to dealing with Garrus Vakarian, nothing was ever simple. F!Shepard/Garrus. Humor and Romance with M content at the end. Oneshot.

Ensign Temple questions Vector about how he and Cipher Nine balance the demands of the job and their personal relationship. Rated T for references to off-screen sex and violence.

An extension/re-interpretation of the "Bold Declarations" conversation. Vacy tries to dodge, but Corso is becoming more aware of her tricks...

Cantina song. Loud, off-key, raunchy and filled with naughty language. Thus, very very very M-rated! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Also? This one's sung by the LADIES. Wooo!

An offhand remark by Corso brings Vacy face to face with some of the demons from her past.

Things quickly go wrong for Darth Astara after she resigns from the Dark Council...

Corso Riggs "translation file" for the little comments he makes to the fsmug when you click on him while you're running-around on-planet.

Just a bit of techy slice-of-life drabble between Vacy and Risha with Corso nearby. Lots and lots of subtext.

Grouchy and bored, spacer Vacy Fiorst finds a way to have a bit of fun on Taris. Rating changed to T for a half-naked man! WOOO!

Nothing seems to be going right at this year's Jellicle Ball... Munkustrap and the Rum Tum Tugger are fighting and Tugger will do anything to get ahead. Demeter has disappeared from the junkyard and a certain criminal is thought to be behind it...

"Aunt Wu told him to follow his heart- it's lead him through endless twists and crashed straight into dead ends, and he never expected the end result." Fifty sentences on Aang and Mai.

A Sith Inquisitor's feelings after the Legacy questline around lvl 30. She recalls the fresh, painful memory of the entire incident, and Andronikos comes by to see what got her so upset. Spoilers. Rated T for mild language and violent thoughts.

Written for iPod Shuffle Challenge. A series of one-shots following my Sith Inquisitor, Daphaene Kaelen and her favorite pirate, Andronikus Revel.

So I read Cupcakes and Rainbow factory, and thought, "Hmmm, why don't I ruin Fluttershy too!" So I give to you, Servant of Themis, AKA, Murdershy. Review if you want moar!

Lianna, Xavier, and Tristan are three typical kids, at least until the Fellowship decides to end up in their living room. Just meant to be a funny story. Please R&R. My first fanfic EVER! T for language

Essentially what the title says. There are a lot of fics that I have seen that could benefit from this guidance!

Meet Elizabeth, who believes that a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. "How many Stewards does it take to change a light bulb? None. Gondor has no light bulbs. Gondor needs no light bulbs" Eventually Boromir/OC

[Discontinued] Haldir experiences the joy and pain of working in a fast food restaurant. Oh, if only he had gone to college.

One-shot. Celestia reflects on the night she lost everything.

A repost of the infamous Cupcakes FanFic. NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART.

Haaram Var is a draenei mage of minor renown. History will probably remember him for his wisdom, his unique mode of thinking, and his astronomically poor social skills. These are his stories

In a world where there is no war, Zuko and Katara spend their summers together. Growing up is messy, embarrassing, and at times sad, but they think it might be okay because they have each other. Edited summary.

"Because their relationship isn't sordid, forbidden, or the subject of epic poetry, but they're okay with that." Fifty sentences on Sokka and Suki.

Alexander and his servants are bored, so the Baron comes up with a way to entertian them...

The notorious My Immortal, slightly cracked. Abandoned - for now.

Secretly, Draco has been making his own guide on how to be a Slytherin throughout his seven years at Hogwarts. What happens when Scorpius finds it, takes it with him to school during the start of his first year and shows it to his new friend Albus Potter?

These are some of my response to the Harry Potter vs. Twilight debate

I think we can all agree Eragon's screwed up family needs counseling...

Just my idea of fun ways to torment the Fellowship we all know and love...WARNING: This was written on a sugar high so it may have some "odd" ideas. More ideas are welcome! Book/Movieverse. Rated "T" for potential violence.

Just skip over. This is my character's journal, and I had nowhere else to upload that would upload properly :I

Everyone has advice about the "proper" place and procedure for a wedding, but death knights Thassarian and Koltira do it their own way. ** Promptfic flufflet.

Betty needs a pet.

Just after the second Rebellion, Katniss and the others find a CD containing an extremely dangerous song from the past - Friday by Rebecca Black - that just might change their lives forever, for better or for worse. Not meant to offend Rebecca Black.

Random inspiration of free verse! Lothloríen, after all the elves have left and gone across the sea.

The 43rd has some downtime in the Filthy Animal and drunken hilarity ensues.

Nainzu should have known it would be trouble when he walked into the Thunderbrew Distillery... One-shot drabble. Pandaren and Dwarf friendship. R&R.

Facebook profiles for the Characters in Lord of the Rings! Written as a parody. You will never look at the characters the same way again - in a good way of course. I think we're finished here folks. -NOW COMPLETE.. unless you have another idea!

The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.

Me interviewing everyone, plz R&R! When you review and ask them questions, I put your questions in the story!

After the war Eragon, Murtagh, Nasuada, and Arya have nothing to do. What happens when they decide to play games from there long forgotten childhood? possible romance in latter chapters

Get ready for all of your favorite Inheritance charters to enter you world. Includes a crazy game of truth or dare, nuclear weapons, dragons, a visit to China, andand LOTS of laughs! Warning: Talk to your doctor to see if 'laughing' is right for you.

A parody and spoof on all the chessy, cliche, and typical Book 4 fanfics that are out there. No offence is at all intended by making this fanfic!

This is true for Sam, Amy and Lizzie, three girls in a biker gang who were dropped into Middle Earth. Determined to help the Fellowship in any way they can, macho Sam, innocent Amy, and ditzy Lizzie start to find life, love, and the pursuit of happiness.

The Fellowship runs into an OC in Moria. Just a silly story that I wrote. WARNING: OC/Mary-Sue death, and violence - nothing really gory rated M just to be safe.

The Cullens are out on a mission to cause absolute destruction in the local Wal-Mart. They will do anything it takes to make the store as chaotic as possible!Are the elderly people fed up with all of these 'hooligans' running around? I think so! :

You don't steal a frost lotus from another herbalist, it's just rude. One druid is about to find out how seriously this rogue takes her herbalism. Rated M for later chapters.

What happens when the death eaters discover the internet? You'll find out! Bella goes to therapy, Snape gets hooked on webkinz, and there's even a visit from the chosen one himself! Awful, awful fic I started when I was eleven. and don't have the heart to take down.

Katara has developed a new hobby. At the Western Air Temple she takes to stalking Zuko. Much silliness and shenanigans follow. In chapter 20: Katara and Zuko return home to the others. Katara hates the F word and she comes to a decision regarding Zuko.

written for a challenge, this is the backstory I'll be using for my character when The Old Republic comes out. He's a unit commander in charge of some ground troops, but then he gets a strange message.

Written for a friend as part of a private joke. Don't read it seriously. It's funny.

Chell fully expected to succumb to Mobility Gel poisoning when her health started to fail a year after her release from the Aperture Enrichment Center. What she didn't expect was to find herself saved by the very constructs that tried to kill her.

'Harry, what's your potion doing' Ron pointed towards Harry and Draco's potion that was sitting over on the window sill; the stopper had come right off and it was bubbling over. And green. One-shot.

"Welcome, one and all, to the funeral of Nymphadora Lupin."

Well guys here's another yet another commentary fanfic on the oh so popular story My Immortal. Hope you guys enjoy this goffic story, please review!

What if Eragon never found Saphira's egg? A story about how something so seemingly inconsequential as a badly aimed spell can cause things to go horribly, horribly wrong. Rated for character death.

A chronicle of Saruman's progression into evil, from the original diary. Parody and Humor.

got your attention yet?

"I saw it in a movie once." "Do you mean Lord of the Rings!" Why did Harry wear the locket despite its harmful effects? Humorous look into the answer.

This is Tara's my Immortal de-vamped. NO abuse of english language. but still loads of fun. I advise you to read the real thing first.

Rathna is a very unusual succubus. When she is "summoned" by the human warlock Derion, hijinks ensue. This story is a mix of romance, humor, and adventure. Rated T for possible content intended for older audiences. Please read and review.

Several years into her stay at the asylum, Azula's come to think of it as her home. It's only when a girl in a blue dress shows up carrying a waterskin, claiming she's going to "heal" her, that life stops making sense.

Chell arrives at Aperture with a special someone and a request. One-shot, fluff ahoy.

With help from his parents, Dobby and Narcissa, Draco finally gets the rocket ship he needs to travel to Pigfarts. Because IT'S ON MARS! But someone else has been transferred too… One-shot.

After her first encounter with Viola/Cesario, Olivia wries him a letter. Or tries to anyway. Olivia/Cesario could be Olivia/Viola.

For those of the Horde who cannot fight, there's always the path of ROCK! Packed with cross-dressing, fan-girls, questionable language and some scary competition.

Hermione, as Headmistress, commissions a portrait of Severus Snape. The results are more than she expected.

One Shot. Her body is her own. Her mind isn't.

One Word... or ten. 10 words, 10 drables, you know the drill. 10 drables from 10 prompt words about Roran and Katrina, and their family. Warning: lots of fluff! RoranxKatrina, please R&R. Complete

Sometimes you can't just be friends. M/F, Light Bondage, Troll x Troll, Please read and review - Note: I do not own World of Warcraft or anything affiliated with it, aside from a mild addiction.

All the rules that weren't put in the rulebook at Hogwarts, such as... 11: You may not propose to Lord Voldemort with the One Ring.

As a musician, I love Jacky's musical journey,but I always think she learns the violin pretty quick for such a notoriously difficult instrument. So this is just an idea about her with a certain stringed instrument very close to my heart...

"Cursed" is Ren's point of view of the events that take place in the plot of "Tiger's Curse" Rated "T" Slight OOC.

The twelve days of Christmas Harry Potter Version

In which Demetra instructs the world in the mystical way of the fanfic. Parody

I went down to the junkyard and asked the cats this famous joke. Read to find out what they said.

A Hunter and Warlock enjoy a day off with a happy ending. M/F, Rated MA

A series of stories about Glorfindel the cannibalistic taxidermist. Alternative universe, obviously. Contains explicit violence.

I've always wanted to do one of these! so the pairing is munkustrap and demeter... pretty random and i'm surprise my darker and emo songs didn't show up... unlike taylor swift... please at least read down to THRILLER!

A summary of the three stories and a bit extra.

She grabbed his 'Mister'. Larizu had never felt so violated.

Robot Unicorn Attack. Most of the unicorns considered Terence a bit special in the head.

The title's rubbish, but oh well. Just a little contemplation by Orsino, on his love for a certain manservant. I don't see why he would have married her otherwise.

My war against writer's block, written for my guild. A blood elf rogue named Sabrieth decides to coerce her guild into starting an all-out war with the murlocs. Stupidity and bad parodies ensue. R&R

When Merry finds Pippin in the kitchen making a midnight snack he's in for a rather pleasant surprise... Warning: SLASH

A collection of funny one shots starring Dahj, a smart mouthed Tauren, Taja'ki, a man-hating, hotheaded troll, Cindral, a borderline Wretched, perpetually high Belf and Kishka, a money hungry Draenei who is also Dahj's mate. Get your lulz here.

I little PWP oneshot I wrote a long time ago, it's pretty bad, but in a good way, Night Elf/Human pairing, lemon, of course as it's PWP...

The infamous My Immortal ended. The truth is revealed.

A heavy storm makes a Night Elf woman slip down a steep hill, where she is rescued by a curious Tauren shaman. A spark of wordless lust turns their situation into a night they'll never forget. No Dialogue. NSFW, Lemon

A young, betrothed Tauren couple are sent out to plant a sapling, where lightning destroyed a tree. A storm keeps them in a cave, and one thing leads to another.... NSFW, Lemon

charlie the unicorn and twilight cast

Boromir didn't die. Where did he end up when he went over the falls? He finds himself in a strange new place and meets strange new characters... come along for the journey, for example a version of Snow White with attention deficit disorder. LEMONS...

Twelfth Night. Olivia is required to hold the Count's audience for dinner one night, before the death of her brother. Pre-storyline.

After all the stress the LOTR characters go through you'd think they might need some therapy. Well, things might get a little crazy when they come to see Dr. Gwen and admit some long forgotten issues. Au.

Chell's nightmare wakes her up in the middle of the night. What has changed since the enrichment center was destroyed? How has Chell been living with her memories. Sorry, I know nothing of Half-life Reviewers get cake! ONE SHOT

So Edward wants to put his thoughts to papper. This is your chance to see what goes on inside his head! R&R if you want more!

The story of a blood elf huntress' capture by the Scarlet Crusade and her days in the Interrogation Room. M for torture, rape and language.

For all you Eragon fans out there this is a humorous way to annoy Eragon there lots of characters from Eragon in here.

As Miss Reina Poons of Ironforge leaves home for the first time, she decides to keep a diary of her travels. Experience an epic tale of ineffective bandits, moronic Paladins, and a buttkicking Gnome who is three inches high and has bright pink curly hair.

All your favorite christmas carols in Lord of the Rings style

It's the twelve days of Christmas, Inheritance style! Oneshot, silly lyrics fit to a song.

The music of Christmas, except, it's not about Christmas anymore! Enjoy songs like Frodo, the Shiny Ring Hobbit and O Ruling Ring! Fun for the whole family!

In honor of 100 AVALON: Web of Magic fanfics, the cast is performing the old fairy tale "Little Red Riding Hood!" Being forced to, of course. Ain't omnipotence grand? (Rated for mild language) R&R!

Ever wonder why Legolas doesn't smile once throughout Lord of the Rings (FotR, NOT the extended version)? This is why. Reposted, with a higher rating. Please, if you still think it's too low, let me know.

Parodies of more popular Christmas and Hanukka songs reworded to make them LOTR. RR please!

Me (Cleo) and two of my friends (Caci & Autumn) interveiw Harry, Ron, and Hermione.....or we try to...