Truth or dare with Eragon Part 2

Chapter 4

This chapter is rated: K+

Everyone in the room was huddles around Murtagh. He was passed out on the floor, and was mumbling something about arpeggios.

"Do you think he's OK?" Nasuada asked stupidly.

"Of course he's OK Nasuada..." Arya replied in a sarcastic tone, "It's just that he passed out. That's totally normal..."

"Ohh... I thought that there was like... you know... something wrong with him... like a sickness..."

Arya just sighed, and didn't even bother trying to explain the concept of sarcasm. It's just over her head... she thought in a annoyed way.

Well... are we just going to leave him here? Thorn asked.

"Well, Master Oromis always thought me that you should never leave an unconscious person on the floor. Someone might step on them." Eragon said.

"Well then where do we put him?" Nasuada asked.

"Somewhere fun ..." Arya said in an evil way, "Just think... this is the chance of a lifetime... We could do anything to Murtagh... And he wouldn't even know!"

You mean like a prank? Saphira said landing next to Thorn, I know all about pranks...

"How does a dragon learn about pranks?" Arya asked.

"I have no idea..." Eragon replied, "But trust me, she does know about pranks... One time she dumped a giant bucket of glue on me while I was helping pluck some chickens... I looked like a bird man..."

Everyone laughed at Eragon, and even Murtagh seemed to be laughing in his sleep.

"That's something I would have loved to see..." Arya laughed, "But how does a giant dragon get a giant bucket of glue? It's not like people leave stuff like that just sitting around..."

You would be surprised what people leave sitting around... Thorn said, When your a dragon, giant buckets of glue is just the beginning.

Umm... I think there is something wrong with Murtagh... Saphira grumbled.

And indeed there was something quite wrong with Murtagh. He wasn't laughing in his sleep, he was choking on something and turning blue.

"OMG Murtagh is choking! I got to do give him some CPR!" Nasuada wailed.

"You don't give a choking person CPR! you give them the Heimlich maneuver!" Arya said in a voice filled with panic.

what is an OMG, CPR, or a Heimlich maneuver? Thorn asked.

Must be another one of those weird two legged things... Saphira replied. Lets just watch and see what happens.

Nasuada was backed up behind Murtagh giving him sharp abdominal thrusts with her arms locked around his waist.

"That's not how you do it!" Arya said, "Let me do it!"

"YOU KEEP YOUR SEDUCTIVE ELF HANDS TO YOURSELF!" Nasuada screamed, "HE'S MY MAN!"

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!" Arya screamed back, "I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP!"

Nasuada dropped Murtagh and began to engage in a slap with with Arya.

Oh boy a cat fight! Thorn said preening with excitement, I love cat fights!

But what about Murtagh? Aren't you worried about your rider? Saphira inquired.

No, he's just chocking on his tongue. He does that a lot after he passes out. It usually stops after a while.

Your rider chokes on his tongue? What if it doesn't stop this time?

IDK, I just go with the flow.

Whats an IDK?

One of those two legged things. Now stop asking questions, I want to see the cat fight!

Oh a cat fight I want to see! Eridor said crashing through the roof.

I would beat you up over Saphira right now, if it weren't for this entertainment you know. Thorn growled at him.

Save it for later Thorn, I think we all know who Saphira prefers. Eridor growled back.

Calm down boys... Saphira said You two have really got to stop fighting over me...

Eridor and Thorn both backed off reluctantly, and sat down to watch the fight.

Arya and Nasuada both had faces that were red from slapping each other. Arya slapped with precision and speed while Nasuada slapped anything that moved.

Eragon slowly approached them, with intentions to break up the fight.

"OK ladies, lets all-"

Eragon was blown backwards onto Murtagh by a flurry of slaps from Nasuada and Arya.

Yay! The fight goes on! Thorn chuckled in his deep booming voice.

Meanwhile, Murtagh had stopped choking on his tongue, and was beginning to regain consciousness.

"Uhhh..." He moaned, "Whats going on? Why do I feel like someone punched me in the gut a couple times?"

"Oh nothing... Eragon said, "It's just that Arya and Nasuada are in another slap fight..."

"We better break this up before it gets to serious... " Murtagh agreed, "How about this? We sneak up behind them, grab them, and then pull them away from each other until they calm down."

"Well, I guess it might work, but it will be dangerous. You know how these women are when there fighting over us."

"Well, I guess well just have to try, or die trying. Are you with me Eragon?"

Eragon pondered it for a moment, and then agreed with a dramatic nod of his head and the words,

"Lets do this!"

And together the two brothers in arms made the victory charge that would change the fate of the entire world. They ran in slow motion side by side, hair flying in the nonexistent breeze, covered in dramatic grime and bloodstains as explosions blew up behind them. Dramatic music played through the explosions, and they kept going until they met there targets. Eragon grabbed Arya and pulled her away as Murtagh did the same to Nasuada.

But then, the most unexpected thing happened. Everything suddenly turned a deep blue, and then room filled with purple water. A wormhole opened up bellow them, and began to suck them all down like a bug being sucked down a toilet. Eragon, Arya, Mutagh, Nasuada, Saphira, Thorn, and Eridor had all got sucked down one by one, until they were all gone. Then the wormhole collapsed, and disappeared from sight.

The room stayed silent for a while until a pretty blonde elf in a maid outfit came in.

The room was blasted blue, purple water was dripping off of everything, there were dramatic explosion craters blasted into the floor, and the room was a mess in every possible way.

The maid just sighed and began to mop up the puddles of teleportation water.

Why do I always end up with the crazies? She wondered.

AN: Sorry I haven't updated in a while! My parents lost their jobs, (that's why they were traveling all over the place, trying to find jobs in the foreign stock exchanges) and it's been really crazy for me. Also, turns out taking college level classes in 10th grade isn't a good idea! (well no way...) But anyway, I got some announcements. When the fourth book comes out I will be overhauling all of my stories. That basically means that I'm going to take all the stories where I called Arya's green dragon Eridor (If Arya has a green dragon) and change it to what it's name is in book four. That way, people an enjoy my inheritancy cycle comedy even after book four! (and make sense of it)

So as you can tell, that will take a LONG time considering that I will have to read book four first, and then convert 4 stories to the new information. So anyway, I will try to keep all four of three of my active stories running, but honestly, I have very little time now. I got a girlfriend, took WAY to many AP classes (I took two AP classes and all honors everything else), and jointed 2 new clubs at school. So as you can see I'm very busy, and I have very little time to work on these stories. But at least I'm still continuing them right!

Also, very big shout out to PRINCESS ARYA! who is of course my new beta, Who edited this chapter.

Also, if you like romantic comedy kind of stuff, and the Percy Jackson Series, I released a new one shot story over there too! So go over to my profile and read it!

But anyway, thanks for being patient with me, and please review!