WARNING: Violence, and an OC dies in this story. Another random parody by me. I don't mean to offend anyone with this story; it's just for fun. Everyone/everything that has anything to do with The Lord of the Rings doesn't belong to me.
It's been a while since I've read the books, so some of my facts may be off. I'm sorry if they are.
This is just suppost to be a silly story.
Original Character Parody
The Fellowship had been walking carefully through the darkness of Moria with Gandalf leading the way for about a day when they found a crumpled pile of purple cloth lying right in the middle of the pathway.
"What's that?"
Upon farther examination, they noticed the purple pile was a person.
"I think that's a lady Pip."
"But what's she doing in the middle of a giant mine?"
The lady dressed in purple was beyond beautiful. She had waist length blue/black hair fanned out around her head like a halo, she had facial features that could only be defined as perfect, and she was quite slender. But something was... Off about her.
"Who do you think she is?" Merry asked no one in particular.
"She's a spy!" Boromir declared. "Why else would she be so at rest in a place like this?" If Boromir looked to his right he would have seen Gimli shoot him a death glare.
The lady stood up gracefully "I am no spy, my dear Boromir," her melodic voice bounced off the walls of the mine.
Boromir was flabbergasted "How do you know my name?"
The strange angelic lady smiled at the Fellowship. "I know many things, for the Valar sent me to assist you with your quest."
Gandalf knew for sure that something was wrong with the woman before them. Could it be...? No, that wasn't possible. But the way she was looking at Legolas said otherwise. "Tell me, what is your name?" Gandalf said slowly, hoping his assumption was wrong.
The lady's bell-like laugh sounded through the mine, most likely alerting every foul creature near by of their presence - Which was the last thing they needed."How can you not know my name Mithrandir? For I am Lady Vanya Alyce Sparkle Flaming-Rainbow Silverstar, Queen of Ilyestra, a lost island near the shores of Valinor!" She laughed again.
Gandalf's eyes darkened. "Fade back into the darkness, foul demon!" he shouted at her.
The members of the Fellowship drew their weapons. Gandalf's reaction to the strange woman made it obvious she was a threat.
The lady frowned. "Come now, it doesn't have to be this way. I won't hurt you."
"Don't look in to her eyes!" Gandalf told the Fellowship. "She might try to control you!"
The grip Legolas had on his bow tightened. He pulled the string back and let an arrow fly. But it failed to do damage; the so-called queen simply waved her hand and his arrow swerved to the side. He jumped back in surprise.
Vanya pouted. "Please don't do that, my love, it is very rude."
"W-what did you call me?"
She smiled at him sympathetically. "Don't you know? We are to be married after the One Ring is destroyed"
"Who said this?" He demanded.
"It is the will of the Valar for us to rule Mirkwood together." She told him dreamily.
Legolas noticed that the rest of the group was desperately trying to inflict damage on the being in front of them, but failing miserably. She seemed to have put up some sort of invisible shield around herself. 'Now this is just silly' he thought as he witnessed Sam trying to beat her with a frying pan.
"Legolas! You must agree with her!" Gandalf said just loud enough so the elf could hear him.
He whipped his head around to stare in shock at the wizard.
"It may distract her long enough for us to defeat her!"
Legolas nodded sadly. He turned towards the lady and forced himself to smile "Now that I have thought about it. I will marry you."
Lady Vanya clasped her hands together, "Oh! I cannot wait!"
Legolas felt sick, but he pressed himself to keep smiling and hold his arms open, as if to hug her.
She squeeled and ran towards him.
Unfortunatly for her, not all of her made it into Legolas' embrace.
Legolas shoved the headless body away from himself. "I thank you my friend," he said to Boromir.
Boromir nodded.
Frodo sheathed Sting as he asked Gandalf. "What was she?"
"That was possiblely one of the most horrid creatures you will meet in your life-time. Some of them have the ability to enchant men into doing their bidding, or even fall in love with them. They are more evil then what lays in Mordor. An Orginal Character."
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