Ranger24: This is it beautiful friends. Its been... interesting to say the least.
Epilogue: Never again.
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The fighting was over, the carnage was done. The sounds of heavy vehicles clearing the wreckage and the bodies filled the chamber. The leaders of Azeroth stood by the grand server in the center of the chamber with Raynor whilst a Blizzard Rep spoke with them.
"So yes we can get you all back home to Azeroth," the Rep finished having answered a lot of questions that don't need to be elaborated on.
"Question," Kael'thas asked.
"Yes?"
"Is this going to hurt?"
"Only a little," he replied. "Besides you're retired."
"Speaking of which where's my check from my work for Wrath?" Illidan asked.
"Its in the mail," the Rep replied.
The Rep snapped his fingers and a moment later three portals appeared, one to Stormwind, one to Orgrimmar, and the last to Dalaran.
"Wouldn't it have been simpler to just portal us all back to Dalaran?" Jaina asked.
"Well miss snippy guess who goes crazy in two Expansions," the Rep muttered.
"Excuse me?"
Meanwhile Raynor and Thrall exchanged a bro hug.
"Take care pledge brother," Thrall said.
"Don't worry about me partner," Raynor replied. "I reckon there's plenty of fight left in the both of us."
"Let's hope so," Thrall said before they pulled away.
Thrall then turned to face Varian and the Alliance faction leaders with the Horde faction leaders.
"We'll go on ahead," Rhonin said quickly.
"Sylvanas remember, we've got a family diner next Tuesday," Vereesa warned.
"I'll make it," Sylvanas reassured her.
Then to everyone's heart warming delight the two Windrunner Sisters exchanged a hug.
"Aw." Lor'Themar said with a smile.
"Zip it demon sucker," Vereesa growled before she, Rhonin, Koltira, and Thassarian retreated through the portal to Dalaran.
"Well that was just rude," Lor'Themar muttered.
"Eh she's a Windrunner," Halduron said with a shrug.
"So," Thrall started turning everyone's attention back to the two heads of the Horde and the Alliance. "I know there's still probably bad blood between us..."
"Plenty," Varian agreed.
"But for what its worth Varian," Thrall continued. "I hope that we can move forward from this adventure to a more positive relationship between the Horde and the Alliance."
"Don't count on it," Varian replied. "Our peoples seem fated to clash repeatedly until the end of time itself."
"Varian," Jaina said with a scowl.
"But," Varian said raising a hand. "Although I will never call you a friend..."
Thrall is now Neutral with Stormwind!
Thrall is now Neutral with Darnassus!
Thrall is now Neutral with Ironforge!
Thrall is now Neutral with Gnomeregan!
Thrall is now Neutral with Exodar!
"You're welcome to come by and have a beer some time." He finished.
"What about us mon?" Vol'jin asked.
"Don't push it," Varian growled.
"Well see you all in Cataclysm," Magni said before heading to the Alliance portal.
"You as well," Cairne said heading for Horde Portal.
DOUBLE DOOMED!
"Okay seriously, what the hell?" Kael'thas demanded as the two of them ported.
"Shut up Kael'thas," Illidan snapped.
Jaina and Tyrande went next followed by Vol'jin and Velen.
"So Sylvanas when we get back to Orgrimmar you want to have diner or something?" Lor'Themar asked as he, Sylvanas, and Halduron approached the Horde portal.
"Yeah about that Lor," she said. "We need to talk..."
"What?"
Now it was just Thrall and Varian left.
"It's been..." Thrall started searching for a word.
"Weird?" Varian suggested.
"Yeah," Thrall agreed before they both ported.
Illidan sighed.
"What do we do now Illidan?" Kael'thas asked.
Illidan shrugged. "I figured we'd take over a third world country, brutally oppress the people and sell their valuable oil to China so no one can touch us."
"Isn't that wrong?" Kael'thas asked.
"Yeah," Illidan agreed. "Lets go see if Games Workshop is hiring."
"Hooray!"
"Yes," Illidan said rubbing his hands together evilly. "They will not be prepared!"
Storm, earth, and fire
Heed my call!
Road trip of Madness
Credits:
I am the son of the wind and rain
Thunder beckons and I heed the call
And if die upon this day
In battle I will fall
Hear me brothers, gather up the wolves
To battle we will ride
War drums echo the beating heart
Pounding from inside
Written, edited, and posted by Ranger24
STORM!
Black clouds fill the sky
EARTH!
Hear my battle cry
FIRE!
Thunder will bring forth...
DEATH!
From the power of the Horde
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Far seer to the Warsong clan
To no man will I yield
Feel the power and the energy
For the black god, honor, and steel
I feel the fire burning in my veins
Lightning strikes at my command
With storm and earth, axe and fire
We've come to claim this land
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STORM!
Black clouds fill the sky
EARTH!
Hear my battle cry
FIRE!
Thunder will bring forth...
DEATH!
From the power of the Horde
Special thanks to my Friends who helped me develop ideas for this story.
Surrounded by the enemy
The wolf among the hounds
Thunder turns to silence, it took...
A hundred to bring me down
War-brothers falling at my side
With honor I will die
Upon the altar of the storms
I will be reborn
Also thank you to everyone who reviewed this story. You all made this possible.
STORM!
Black clouds fill the sky
EARTH!
Hear my battle cry
FIRE!
Thunder will bring forth...
DEATH!
For I have been reborn!
Credits to my Horde Brothers and Sisters. We only have one more expansion with Garrosh folks!
STORM!
EARTH!
FIRE!
DEATH!
Also thank you to all Alliance players who tolerated this extremely pro Horde Fanfic... Except the Gnomes.
The power of the Horde!
(Just kidding gnomes. You're fun to punt but Warcraft wouldn't be Warcraft without you guys.)
THE END
Ranger24: And that's it folks. I hope you have enjoyed this Fan Fiction I started way back in High school. It never got a TvTropes page but I'm willing to live with that. Until next time.