Five ex-pupils of Hogwarts and an accio spell summoning dusty bottles of wine from the cellar in Grimmauld Place, leads to tales of the worst punishments the three professors in the room ever received.

After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.

Deathly Hallows spoilers ensue. This story is being written as a response to JKR's comment in an interview where she said if Snape could choose to live his life over, he would choose Lily over the Death Eaters. AU Sequel posted: The Moment It Ended.

Ever wondered what happened back at the School when the Flock was young? When Max is knocked out in battle, she relives it all, has to save herself and the flock. Again. The story of how the flock came to be. Violence, some FAX.

Severus Snape knew that his new found rapport with Harry Potter would have its fair share of problems. But even he, Death Eater spy and Dark Arts master, could not have predicted the perilous journey that lay before them. Sequel to The Sleeping Sickness

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!

By chance, Harry discovers his Animagus abilities. At the age of nine, he flashes himself to Hogwarts in his phoenix form, hoping for a better life. Will he succeed? AU, partly OOC, abuse!Dursleys, adoption, de-aged!Minerva, An Animagus story.

Severus Snape meets a six-year-old Harry Potter at The Ink Pot and ends up buying a book for the child, unaware of the far reaching effects of his spontaneous kindness. Completely AU, partly OOC, partly childic, abuse!Dursleys, Changing POVs Sev/Harry .

First part of the complete HDH trilogy. Post GoF. A tale about a captivity which brings two unlikely persons closer - much closer. Not a slash story. Currently re-edited.

Basically a place to store the short little plot bunnies that hop into my mind, especially late at night. Placing them here will hopefully keep them contained

By third year, Harry was starting to think he knew his own identity. Then, the discovery of an old secret threatens to throw his world into turmoil, yet again. Nor is he the only one who finds his life affected... Who is he, anyway?

Having managed to find the courage to ask for his book back from Professor Snape, Harry learns that there is a reason everybody fears the Potions Master but can one first year see through his mask of fear to see a teacher he can confide in? AU warning

Sometimes getting what you want is terrifying. Can Severus and Harry manage after the roller coaster that was first year? Sequel to Reading the Signs.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.

This universe of pokemon is horribly, wonderfully, realistic. Alex doesn't belong in the world she's found herself in, but with the help of a pokemon known as Yarrow she might survive living in it.

Dumbeldore finds reason to believe that there is something wrong with Harry, the summer after his fifth year. (Due to so many people PMing me, I have decided to attempt to finish this story. It will probably be slow going but I will try to get it done before the end of the year. Thank you for those of you who have stuck with this story despite my silence, over the last few years. )

After Cedric dies, Harry isolates himself and Dumbledore fears a connection between Harry and Lord Voldemort. Snape has his own problems when Dumbledore compels him to teach Harry Occlumancy whilst the Dark Lord orders him to brew the darkest potion he has ever encountered. But what of this gift Lily left for Harry's 15th birthday...and what does it have to do with Snape?

When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6

Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.

*RE-POST* While dealing with a loss, Clary befriends her new neighbor's troubled foster-son. Can their friendship help them let go of the pain or will their pasts intervene and rip them apart? (Due to Fanfiction disabling the C&P ability, I am re-posting this story here. Thank you to all who have been so supportive!)

The first time Severus Snape looked at Harry Potter, the newest member of Slytherin and The-Boy-Who-Lived, he saw James The second time he looked, he saw something different, something terrifying, and yet, at the same time, he saw something

Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP

-AU- Roxanne is engaged to Metro Man. But one day, after Megamind nabs her for yet another plot, he's shocked to discover just how badly the "hero" has been treating her. Now it's time for the villain to save his damsel from the hero. -T for abuse-

So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!

It'll never work, they said. Slytherin & Gryffindor, Muggle & Wizard. But sometimes the irresistible chemistry of the heart overrides everything. AU, LE/SS, PE/JP, Marauder era & beyond!

For the pupils of Hogwarts, it's time to put their galleons where their mouths are as they accept and reject bets from their friends. "Never. Going. To. Happen." "You gonna put your galleons where your mouth is?" Across all characters and all time frames.

Harry and Hayden are twins. Hayden is presumed to be the BWL while Harry is forgotten. Harry lives with the Dursleys, Hayden lives with his parents. Separated for 6 years, the Potter twins reunite at Hogwarts...

The 'Frequent Kidnapping Card' and Megamind's personal weapon - Roxanne wants to know what they have in common and why they deviate from his usual style. She ends up learning more about him, and herself, than she ever expected. (revised 12/15)

When Harry goes back to school the year after Sirius dies, the unlikeliest of people start noticing a change in him. Mentions of child abuse, Dursleys, Draco and more brushes with death.

With the DADA professor for 1996-97 being unknown, Dumbledore assigns all returning students a summer essay, “What I have learned in DADA while at Hogwarts”. You wouldn't believe the approach Harry took, as some people are finding out, much to their shock

His furious eyes turned black as he glared at the monstrosity before him. That's all i'm saying! You have to read to find out the rest. AstridXHiccup!

Harry Potter, Gryffindor Golden Boy. But what if he wasn't? What if he was more like a certain potions master? What if he held a fascination for the Dark Arts? no slash; Adopted by Taylor1991

Harry comes to school missing one eye, and pratically mute. He is sorted into Slytherin. Severus Snape dislikes all things Potter. Can he get over his hatred to see the truth?

Pre HBP. Days before his sixteenth birthday, Harry Potter disappears in a blaze of fire and magic. When he returns, few recognize him for who he is. He's out for Voldemort, as per the Task the Founders' set to him. And he isn't about to fail.

A mentor fic: When Snape discovers Harry is abused by the Dursley's, he is forced to teach Harry for the summer after the tri-wizard tournament. Will they eventually find the family they never had? No slash and Harry will never be Snape's biological son.

A new year means new perils and friendships for Harry, as he faces the Triwizard Tournament, a vengeful Dark Lord's return, and must try and master the secrets of Prince Manor. Can his family and friends help him succeed? Sequel to Heir to Prince Manor!

A bet going around Hogwarts for the best prank on Dolores Umbridge had the entire school involved. Hilarity ensues.

A duel with Draco leads to drastic and permanent consequences for both Harry and Severus. AU from the end of OotP.

Snape finds a homeless kid wondering through his yard. I wonder who the mute youth is...

When Severus Snape finds a certain brat-who-lived out after curfew the year after Voldemort's return, it starts a chain of events that he wouldn't have imagined in his wildest dreams. Or nightmares.

Sequel to Coming to Care! Not going to make much sense if you haven't read the first one. Severus made a promise to Harry, how will he fulfill it? Mild swearing, child abuse by the Dursleys. 3rd and final installment is up and in-progress.

"Grilled Cheesus Part III": He's just too tired to take this anymore. Klaine. A series that fills in the massive gaps in season 2.

There are some things about humans that Toothless just doesn't understand - A dragon's study of human behavior.

AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!

Mary-Sues, OOCness, and an author who just feels like poking fun at random characters. A collection of parodies, each written in a different style. Enjoy. :D

OV Gruene Augen Harry's first year. Harry did not just lose some points in his first potion lesson, but also received detention. See what could have happen, when Severus became aware of some differences between Harry and his father James Potter.

Being a Ranger is the most dangerous job anyone could ask for, but for Light, battling muteness, sight impairements and a dual personality, it might just be impossible. Based on Shadows of Almia.

What does the flock do when there's nothing TO do? Read this and find out. R&R Please.

Explore the lives of warriors when they were tiny kits in the nursery. Please read and review!

Because we already know what Harry did during his 6th year, and Ron did do nothing but snog: It's time for a girl-view on Harry Potter and the Halfblood Prince. Find out what Hermione and Ginny have on their mind during the events of the 6th book!

"We can't help it, you two are entertaining. It's like watching reality TV, but far more intelligent and with more sexual repression." Wes was cradling a tub of popcorn. "Or a documentary on the mating rituals or lack thereof of gay teenagers." Klaine.

Kurt leaves McKinley. He hasn't had any of the experiences he's always dreamed of. Cue Blaine, the Warblers and the hallowed halls of Dalton Academy. FLUFF. Focuses in on the little things in life, the special moments.

Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.

After an incident at the Dursley's, Harry finds he needs help. Will this be the catalyst for two unlikely characters forming a respectful relationship between one another, or are we kidding ourselves that one of the two can ever overcome his bitterness..

A love story, told in moments... Romance, Humor, Friendship, Fluff, Angst, and everything else.

My take on what goes on between Titan's defeat and the opening of the Megamind Museum. Megamind is made of some tough stuff, but there's a reason he was afraid of Titan.

COMPLETE. Severus meets Albus Severus. The past comes back in a very peculiar form. My answer to the end of Deathly Hallows.

The tiniest wish can make all the difference. A Slytherin-sorted Harry, a not so soft Narcissa, and a very, very large familiar are just a few things to take note of when Severus does not see James Potter when he first looks at Harry. Hiatus: 1/12-3/12 .

A summer trapped with Snape seemed the ultimate torture, but when Harry begins to trust his enemy, a terrible betrayal sends him spiraling into desperation. Will he have the strength to survive? AU/not canon. Mentions abuse. Takes place after 2nd year.

On the day of Titan/Tighten's defeat, Roxanne Ritchi begins to learn that "predictable" isn't always what you expect.

Blaine had no clue about Kurt's "Four Minutes" video, but he did know one thing: it was a million times better to see it in person. Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.

A deeper look into the minds and secrets of the Warriors cats. You might be surprised what you find... Rated T for safety.

Who needs enemies when you have your facebook friends?

In which Kurt hates Valentine's day, and Wes and David are horrified at his lack of bromantic knowledge. Also, the Warblers have an epic, masculine Valentine's Day Party . No spoilers for the V-day episode, cuz it's technically AU. KurtxBlaine. Oneshot.

Kurt already had to deal with the Warblers' Christmas concert and losing Blaine's attention. It didn't help in the slightest that somebody spiked the punch. An outtake from "Someday You Will Be Loved." Klaine. COMPLETE.

"I stand by my belief that someday, I will meet Neil Patrick Harris, he will fall madly in love with me, we will run off to Vegas, and do the equivalent of having 12 babies." May end up being a slight AU. Filling in the gaps of Blaine's life. BlainexKurt

In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.

TRANSLATIONHarry receives a very special gift for his 16th birthday, which quickly comes in handy when things get really bad at Privet Drive this summer.But when he finds refuge at Snape's,everything starts to get complicated..No slash, guardian fic

Rose Weasley has secretly been friends with Scorpius Malfoy for years. When Rose makes it onto the Gryffindor Quidditch team she discovers some things about her friend during a match against Slytherin that will test her ideas of loyalty, lineage, and love.

During Occulmency lessons in OOtP, Snape notices something... off in Harry's memories. Eventual SnapeadoptsHarry story. Nonslash, AU. Gen fic, no pairings. Does not take into account HBP.

"How is it that you're not afraid of him? After all you've been through?" Roxanne isn't exceptionally brave or strong; she just knows his type, and she's not intimidated anymore. Pre-movie.

After nearly freezing to death outside his relative's home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn't over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge's problems aren't limited to just frostbite. Childfic

A day at St. Fang's Center for Fanfiction-Effected Characters. Total randomness. King Leonidas conquers a chair, Alice makes a break for Macy's, and Fang is healed by the power of Jesus. You people wouldn't let it stay a one-shot....

Severus tells how his life took a very different path because he had two best friends-one was Lily and the other a collie. Severus-centric, will have Harry in later chapters.Features loyal and fierce Lily! AU!SS/LE

Annabeth Chase was sure she was in a serious relationship. As it turns out, she's not. Because she hasn't had the Click. Percabeth.

A guilt-stricken Harry finds solace with a mysterious black stallion, never dreaming it's the Animagus form of Severus Snape. But Harry has a dark secret, one that could mean his death unless Snape discovers it in time. AU, no slash! Angsty!Harry HP/HG

The title says it all! StarClan are bored so they decide to give the Clans a little bit of alcohol! Wait did I say a little alcohol? I mean a lot of alcohol! What happens when every cat in the forest is drunk? ON HIATUS!

Ever wonder why certain characters are in the story? Ever wonder why they act the way they do? Introducing "Picking on..." where I'll try to explain the existence of your favorite/hated minor characters. R&R! I'M FINALLY BACK! Redtail and Dustpelt up!

Scorpius and Rose engage in an innocent game of chess one night, and it quickly becomes a daily occurance. As they move their pieces across the board, just who will emerge the winner in the much bigger game the two of them are playing?

AU. Harry, on the night the first letter came, was dumped by the Dursley's in London. Now, three months later, he is found and expected to lead a normal life at Hogwarts. But, where Harry Potter is concerned, can anything be normal? Mild abuse, neglect.

It doesn't take Jason long to learn that in the case of Percy and Annabeth, love is competitive and stupid. Percy/Annabeth, post-TLO and with minor references to the new series.

It's a cold winter's day and five friends are trying to come up with a name for the Potters' future son. Adam, Clark, Edgar... And then Sirius has a suggestion, what he thinks would be the perfect baby name.

Book 6. I am your father. Father!Snape. Parody.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

Sometimes, Paul wonders what he was thinking when he asked Sally Jackson to marry him. Oneshot.

Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.

An explanation of Percabeth from another's view.

A series parodying the many downfalls that the Harry Potter series contains.

Percy realizes something important while he's studying Trig one day: he's in love. Percy/Annabeth fluff.

Harry hates Monday. Occlumency is on Monday. Harry hates Snape. Snape teaches Occlumency. Harry hates Occulmency. Mondays were always the same. But this Monday would be different, and it would change everything... NON-Slash. Snape mentor Harry.

This is a Harry/Severus care/bonding fic. Harry gets sick during detention with Severus and Severus has to care for him until he gets better. References to child abuse not by Severus . Mild swearing. 1st sequel is up and complete, 2nd sequel is in progress.

Severitus Challege. It's the summer after 5th year, and Harry finds out something about his parents on his 16th birthday: Snape is his biologicial father! Better summary inside. Now Completed. Chapters 1-4 edited to include more info. sequel: It's Mutual

Sequel to Broken Wings! Harry & Severus quest for the remaining Horcruxes. Can they fulfill the prophecy of Two Hawks Hunting and destroy Voldemort forever? AU, pre-HBP, HBP/DH noncompliant! No slash, mentor/guardian fic!

So there's this guy, dad and well he's not a wizard. No, not a wizard. And his son is hanging out, hypothetically, with with his enemy's son and he sort of fancies this bushy-haired girl, Rose. So, how would this guy react about it? One-Shot R&R

They are the first wizard and witch to ever set foot on the world’s coldest and most dangerous continent. One came to do scientific research to try to improve medicinal potions. The other came for something much more personal…

When Dumbledore shows up at the Dursley's front door to deliver Harry's Hogwarts letter, he is in for a surprise: for the last ten years, Harry has lived in a London orphanage, much like another dark-haired wizard. Is history doomed to repeat itself?

This is the story of a HP who is not the likeable, nice, Dumbledore-adoring golden boy of canon. This is my take on another outcome of someone with Harry's background. Harry is not evil, but that doesn't mean he's a hero, or even all that nice. ON HIATUS.

Fact- You will fall for a Weasley girl at least once during your seven years at Hogwarts.The curls, Quidditch positions, flaming tempers & 'loveable' personalities are all wrapped up specially for you! Hold onto your hats Gents, you're in for a wild ride.

In which Aish Sheva, Zoe Nightshade, Theia47 and storm-brain go interview the gods about writing tips. Features Apollo on characters, Athena on plot, Ares on cliches, Aphrodite and Artemis debating the use or romance, and more. **needs rewrite**

If there's anything Aphrodite adores, it's an awesome love story to meddle with. Which seems to be the exact reason she will not leave Annabeth Chase alone until the girl fesses up about her own love troubles with Percy Jackson...Percabeth! R&R please?

After a spoon of mashed potatoes gone awry, Sirius causes quite the commotion in the Great Hall during one eventful lunch where Lily and James team up to fight.

What's it like having Harry Potter as a Dad?"To be truthful, he's just like any other dad.The things most people are proud of aren't the ones I'd agree with. Flying a car to hogwarts beats winning the triwizard. So I've pulled a Rose, and I have a list.

Severus Snape was a cold, nasty, bad-tempered man, and everyone knew it. It never seemed he had a heart. Or was capable of any emotion other than hate and spite. And for the most part, that was true. It didn't mean he didn't recognise love when he saw it.

We're in a bit of a pickle at the moment, my cousin and the guy she thinks she hates don't realise they like each other. My brother is crushing on one of his best friend's sister. And me? I may or may not be falling for my best friend..JSP/OC,ASP/OC,RW/SM

Percy Jackson is entirely the most frustrating person Annabeth Chase has ever met, and he’s not even trying most of the time. Too bad they need him to save the world, otherwise she's pretty sure she'd have strangled him by now. Movieverse/AU fic.

LJ. Lily Evans keeps a diary in her seventh year to chronicle the strange, murky, embarrassing, and sometimes plain crazy events that a young witch set to graduate has to navigate through. Written in the style of 'Bridget Jones's Diary.' R&R?

20 things that Rose thinks of and has to go through with Scorpius over the course of their years together. Rose/Scorpius. Told in Rose's POV.

Oneshot uncaptured moments series of Harry/Ginny. Ch29: Quidditch Books and Sideways Looks. Read and review xoxo!

George's mouth turned up at the corners slightly, though Hermione refrained from pointing this out to him.

Percabeth one-shot! "This year has been so busy, I forgot to send my letter to him." He wasn't smiling, or laughing, and he didn't even have that glint in his eye that he always had whenever he was kidding around. He was hard core serious.

Sevitus: Ever since he was ten, Harry has had a dream every year about a violinist and a cellist. Now, he's realized what it's about.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

A midnight escapade does not go as planned when Harry finds himself injured, locked in Snape's storage room and worst of all, doused in Veritaserum. And this is all before Snape finds him. Winner of the Potions and Snitches 2009 Prompt Fest.

During the the opening of third year, Harry Potter and Severus Snape find their assumptions challenged and their fears tested. Warnings for abuse, OOC due to Harry and Severus's shifting paradymes, and AU.

A Transfiguration essay is a strange place for a revelation but then Harry's never been particularly normal. HPHG. Oneshot.

The World’s Longest FanFic EVER. Has literally been called an ‘Epic’. SUMMARIES inside…

Harry saw it coming. Which is odd, really, considering the absolute lack of ability he had when he came to girls. Scorpius/Rose

Annabeth and Luke watch a demigod from afar...and Annabeth is not impressed by what she sees. That's who she's been waiting for all these years? Pre-series fic.

Jace and Clary's first kiss in City of Bones. Jace's POV. Canon. One-shot.

Gluttony, lust, greed, wrath, pride, sloth, envy - the exact seven sins they could easily apply to their complex, undeniable, and most of all, mutually unwanted attraction.

Life in the Between Book Break Room has never been easy. Upon receiving a copy of Breaking Dawn, the Twilight characters are less than happy. Revamped as of 8.26.09.

Oneshot, RoseScorpius/ '“You have to kiss me. You know, because I am so distraught." “Yes,” she remarked. “You look absolutely heartbroken.”'

“How about W?” Percy looked perplexed, once again. “W? Who guesses W?” “I do!” she said angrily. Percy and Annabeth, playing a game of Hangman. Percabeth two-shot.

How I thought Breaking Dawn should've ended. Just a one-shot. R&R!

A parody on the fifth Harry Potter movie. Author not responsible for randomly feeling the need to sing or the urge to see Equus. Erratic bursts of laughter may also ensue please consult OotP to accurately complain to WB! ENJOY! R&R

A spoof on the fourth Harry Potter movie. Author’s Warning: May cause severe head nodding in agreement, and erratic bursts of laughter. Author not responsible for: tears of laughter, an urge to throw the GoF DVD at someone, ect. ENJOY! R&R

Hermione and Ginny are gushing over some guys named Jacob and Edward, leaving an eavesdropping Harry and Ron utterly confused. And why are Tonks and Mrs. Weasley just as aware of this strange code? Harry Potter girls discuss Twilight.

Written for the "Teacher Attack!" challenge on P&S. After Umbridge snaps and takes her newfound authority too far, Snape unexpectedly steps in on Harry's behalf. WARNING: Contains corporal punishment, i.e. caning, of a teenager.

Harry has defeated Voldemort, but at a high price to himself.

In which Percy joins the Goode High School swim team, Annabeth continues to not make things easy for him, and underwater kissing is involved. Again. Post-TLO, Percy/Annabeth fluff.

Harry saves Snape from serious injury caused by a Slytherin in a potions class. This is the story of what happened and how Snape reacted and how Harry reacted back. Response to the Challenge Harry saves Snape in Potions by gershwhen.

After a failed spell is used on Harry, he is accidentally deaged. Voldemort, angry with this failure, orders Snape to get close to the boy and then bring him to Voldemort. Full summary inside. Nonslash HPSS

Desperate to escape his guilt and nightmares after the third task, Harry transforms into a hawk by accident and ends up breaking both wings and suffering partial memory loss. He is found by Snape,who helps him and discovers the truth about his professor.

There are a few things Annabeth Chase likes about having an mostly invulnerable boyfriend. Spoilers for The Last Olympian. Percy/Annabeth.

Discovering yourself, who you are, through a story you never knew. After the battle and the struggle is done with, the happily ever after no one expected. Future Fic, mild Percy/Annabeth.

Fang, bored, starts to rate girls walking by along with Gazzy and Iggy. The trio gets more than they bargained for when a familiar-looking girl walks by. Fax, oneshot.

Nightmares. The only solidity Harry Potter can count on anymore. As he enters his sixth year at Hogwarts, he will face a new nightmare in the form of one Severus Snape. But will it be as bad as they both expect it to be? COMPLETE!

YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.

COMPLETE. Harry's defeat of Voldemort came at a price. The consequences will change Harry's life forever; for him it will be a blessing. For the snarky potions master, however, it has become what he calls a curse. Severitus. Revised

Rose Weasley was off limits to Scorpius Malfoy... But that didn't mean that he had to like it. Oneshot

Dem and Storm discuss the ways of killing a Twilight vampire.

After the death of her husband, Lily Potter must begin her life anew, along with her son, Harry. Can they find comfort and solace with Master Healer Severus Snape? Or will old wounds from past and present keep them apart? Lily/Sev, AU!

After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-

AU: Neville was named the Boywholived. Harry’s mother died giving birth to him and his father blames him for her death. And if you already have an heir in your family who really needs someone like Lucas Harry Potter?

On a Christmas Eve a year after the death of Lily Potter, Severus recalls bittersweet memories of snowflakes and laughter. Then he hears a cry in the night and discovers an unexpected surprise in the snow on his doorstep. AU!

Neglected by his caregivers, little Harry would not have survived were it not for the mysterious dark angel who helped him. Harry never knew his name, until he went to Hogwarts and discovered a certain professor bore a remarkable resemblence to his savior

Soon after rescuing his 7yearold son, Harry, from the abusive Dursleys, Snape starts his teaching career at Hogwarts.Harry finds more ways to surprise his father, and a school full of students. Snape'll have his hands full. Warn:violence,chld abse.

He never notices us. He never notices anyone but her. James Potter's fangirls rant helplessly about his obsession. LJ

Severus Snape had been fully prepared to hate Lily Potter's son until the Sorting Hat casts them into a nightmare. That was only the beginning of a world gone mad. AU PSSS, Slytherin!Harry, SnapeisHarry'sfather - Complete! Sequel "Creep" now up!

Rose Weasley has always considered Scorpius Malfoy one of the most annoying people she's ever had the misfortune of meeting. This year, however, deep down, she realises... he's even worse. prequel to Paramnesia

Scenes from The Sea of Monsters in Annabeth's POV. Percabeth.

AU6th Year. Sevitus. Harry is a natural Occlumens and has hidden the fact that Snape is his father since he was 10. Harry must deal with many unique attempts at his life and the ongoing war while studying to become a Healer and keep his parentage secret.

When Ron Weasley told his daughter to beat Scorpius Malfoy in every subject they got, she took his advice to heart. RW/SM

Have you ever wondered how no one knew about the abuse Harry had to sustain? The clues were all there, but they were all dismissed. This fic is of Harry's essays from primary school; the clues are all included, but are all ignored. COMPLETE!

Lily tries every party game known to man, and a few known to James Potter. LJ A

Two Warriors characters are locked in a room together, with just 1 item for 24 hours. Will their sanity survive? Rated T for safety. Ideas for cats and items welcome! Your reviews appreciated!

AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".

I suck at summeries. Basically, all of Thunderclan gets adicted to World of Warcraft and go insane. Rated T just to be safe.EDITED!

History of Magic never really was an interesting class, but one day it was excruciatingly dull. To solve this problem, Lily engaged in flicking small balls of parchment at the back of James Potter's head.

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

Persues Jackson. His name angered every fiber on her body, making her grey eyes boil with hate. He was the son of her enemy and the Others still thought he could do good. And he was falling in love with her daughter. - Sequel to Muse. One-Shot

Lily is miserable when she finds her owl, Captain, to be missing. But where does he end up? Of course on one very annoying Marauder to whom Captain has taken a liking to.

Alice wants to kiss Frank, but doesn't have the guts to do it. Lily tries to humor her into snogging him senseless and winds up with mild concussions by pillow.

Lily needs a night off, so she leaves Sirius and James to watch Harry.

Sirius is bored waiting for James to come home from work one day. The only solution is to poke the pregnant Lily.

Mary Suewriter is a normal teenage girl... until she writes a fanfiction involving a Sue who destroys the Potterverse. She is then punished by being thrust into the books to see what would really happen if someone showed up with all the answers. R&R!

He shouldn't have asked. He shouldn't have been curious. But who wouldn't want to know why the Potter brat was still alive after a deadly snake bite.

James has a fever. Lily takes care of him. James refuses to take medication. Lily makes him, in her own way. [ 1FLUFFSHOT Fic ] You've been warned!

AU. Harry is 7 years old and treated literally like a dog by the Dursleys. Will he be rescued by the wizarding world? Will he ever be fit to take on the mantle of The Boy Who Lived? childfic, preHogwarts, sevitus. warning:extreme child abuse, violence

Sixth year AU, written pre HBP. When Harry appears at the Welcoming Feast wearing a glamor only Snape notices, Snape decides to find out what the glamor is hiding. His investigation leads to a number of shocking revelations about both Harry and himself.

Lily Potter is pregnant, and boy is she craving ice cream! But what will her husband James say when he gets back from the store with the bacon she made him buy...? [Oneshot!][RL challange fic!]

[REWRITTEN & COMPLETE] The Dursleys win a summer vacation to Mexico, leaving nine year old Harry Potter behind. A reluctant Snape to the rescue…

My wacky friend's ridickulously simplified version of how Deathly Hallows should have ended!

In his fifth year, Harry discovers that the Dursleys are not, in fact, his only living relatives. This is a response to Severitus' challenge.

Exactly what the title says.

Love Letters follows Harry and Ginny in the difficult time post Voldemort. Harry discovers his parent's history, and slowly learns how to live again with the help of a greying werewolf and a fiery red head.

Snape goes to the Dursley's to check on a young Potter. He's five years old in this story, hehe!. What he finds is something that even he can't ignore.

When the negligence of the Dursleys nearly leads to Harry's death, his disembodied form wanders, and learns truths about Severus Snape, his true biological father. Can they unite against a common foe, or do their wounds run too deep? No pairings. Revised.

Severitus challenge response! Before his fifteenth birthday, Harry receives a letter that alters his entire life. Now it is up to him to reveal the truth to the other whom it concerns. Will he find the courage or will he repeat his mother's mistake?

"James." "Lily." "I'm warning you." "I'm begging you." "This is why I won't go out with you." "Finally, a reason!" "You want reasons, I'll give you reasons." LJ Oneshot.

AU Snape.mentors.Harry fic. When Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts, Snape is forced to reexamine his initial impressions. Warnings: implications of : child neglect, abuse, manipulative Dumbledore, sedition. Not Canon.

A Scrooge channeling Lily runs into a bit of trouble with a bottle of Ogden's Old Firewhisky after she finds the Marauders drunk in the Head dorms. LJoneshot

what oliver rants about after finding this wonderfully loverly website of ours.

A fic about Lily and James plus the evolution of the Marauders. Spanning all seven of their years at Hogwarts. Mysterious and sinister events happen first year that lead to Lily's cold shoulder toward James. Written PreHBP.

Hilarious oneshot. The Maruaders come up with a list of ninety nine ways to annoy Lily ranging from calling her 'Raggedy Ann' to passing out 'James Potter for Head Boy AND Head Girl' badges. Please read and review.

James Potter was never one for schoolwork, and never expected NEWTs to be his primary concern at the end of the year. How will he pass his exams? Perhaps with a little help from the Head Girl?

HPFA Winner of Best JKR Character portrayal, for Severus Snape! Snape retrieves an injured Harry from the Dursleys-- only this time, the damage is more permanent, and Snape is not prepared to be cuddly. Complete!

This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.

AU Ritually abused by the Dursley's, young Harry Potter learns to count on himself. After discovering magic at a young age, he practices to become stronger to protect those weaker than him. Full Summary inside.

Everyone knows, the man says, but Snape certainly didn't. Sometimes you learn things from the most interesting sources.

When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.

A parody of most of the Marauderera fanfictions. 'Nuff said.

AU. Harry is sorted into Slytherin, Snape is confronted with some disturbing realizations, and Draco wants to help.

Go on, it's only a few words long. Just read it.

Snape sneering: “My tea is cold! 450 points from Gryffindor!”…. Albus: “The trio have just endangered everyone’s lives AGAIN. 500 points each!”…. And so on. Very short!

Sirius Black was everything Lily had ever dreamed of. So why is James Potter the one taking her breath away? Maybe Lily has finally found the something more she was looking for.

The sequel to Vaccinations: Snape attempts to learn more about Harry's mysterious immune system but fails. Harry attempts to practice Occlumency and with Hermione's help, succeeds.

Potions and Snitches Fic Fest Challenge 12: 6th year: A time for NEWT preparations, friends, romance, life altering decisions... and reinoculations. Guess who is helping out in the infirmary when Harry comes in to get his?

AU ending for PS. Character Death. What if Dumbledore hadn't been the first teacher to realise something was wrong? SS, HP. Oneshot.

AU. What if a Muggleborn, a Weasley, and the BoyWhoLived were sorted into Slytherin? Six hours, three desperate children, and a revolution was born.

Snape had always suspected that Harry traveled a different path, but he never expected that the boy would go down such a dark road... Snape & Harry bonding,no evil!Harry, NOW WRITTEN BY chicadoodle

Strange oneshot. A young Slytherin gets his wand. Ollivander muses. Strange. Have a looksee.

A moment witnessed between two of Hogwarts' most hated Professors. Snape didn't always obey Umbridge, she was far too low on the primordial food chain for that. [One Shot]

Harry Potter is ruining Dudley's eleventh birthday.

Three of the Founders look down on present day events, and ponder their respective champions. Is the 4th really so evil. Who is the real heir of Slytherin. Read and see.

What happens when Dumbledore gets fed up with the constant animosity between Snape and Harry and finally decides to do something about it?

Harry gets a letter. Now he and Snape must learn to reconcile their differences in order to win the war. Snape mentors Harry POST HBP Spoilers for HBP inside.

Harry saved by Snape? Abusive relatives? Suicidal? SelfInjury? Whye is Harry bent on destruction? What happens when he becomes seriously ill? Angst! More Angst! Pain and Sadness!

As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE

A HG oneshot. Over the past year, he had come to detest the words ‘stupid’ and ‘noble’ with a passion.

Why Denial is a Good Thing. Extremely silly. Fanfiction authors abduct their favorite characters. COMPLETE

What would Harry Potter be like if he was rescued from his relatives at the age of 5? And what happens when our adorable young hero attaches himself to one Severus Snape? More than one life is liable to change. The power of the phoenix child knows no b

Harry's in trouble and who comes to save him, Snape! Yes the dear old Potions Master. But soon they're both embroiled in a sea of uncertainty. What is the Star of Hope and how can it defeat Voldemort? Can the new family survive?

In the end, Snape did nothing. A witness, only, to the words of a young hero.

After spending years away from home at Auror school, Harry is finally coming back. He srrives at Ginny's appartment and because of who he is it's get's in the paper. When the family sees it, they have a field day. Harry and Ginny haven't been secertly see

Ginny Weasely was NOT drunk. No siree. Just...loose. Ya. That's it. Loose. But, loose enough to confess her undying love for Harry Potter and feel no regerts whatsoever? Sure!

Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!

COMPLETE...After Severus gets guardianship of Harry, things get strange. Harry's friend's are worried, the staff is confused, and Harry begins to have horrible visions. Snape becomes very defensive of his charge.

NOW AU: COMPLETE! Another Severitus Challenge! Lily and James kept a secret from everyone about Harry. But what does one Severus Snape have to do with it? HPGW RWHG PROLOGUE AND CHAP. 1 REVISED!

Broken wings mend in time. How long does it take? HarrySnape angst. Non slash. AU now book 6 is published.

Argue Fondues make you vent your frustrations by arguing with the person who you’re most frustrated with. Not only that, minutes after, you confess your secret feelings, if any, to the person. Harry and Ginny are facing the effects...

ONESHOT!Both Ginny and Harry are a bit distracted in Transfiguration. Can a late night detention help cure them of their wandering eyes?

Year six and Harry needs rescuing by Dumbledore and Snape. The resulting understanding between Harry and Snape is critical to destroying Voldemort and leads to an offer of adoption. Covers year seven and Auror training. Sequel is Revolution.

COMPLETE Summer after OotP. Harry wants something, anything to take his mind off of Sirius & the prophesy. He gets something he didn't expect. Harry's journey as he tries to find his family. Severitus Challenge

Ginny is single and successful! Now if only Hermione would get off her back about being single, and Harry's too for that matter! So what if neither of them date anymore, and are always together on Saturday nights...alone...hmmm...maybe she wasn't single.

HG. One shot. Challenge fic. None of the Weasleys ever went into the attic unless they really, really had to. Except for Ginny, who went up with Harry. PG-13

Severitus Challenge - After reading so many stories about where Severus Snape is somehow Harry’s father, I have decided to write a parody about them. Complete.

What destiny will fate bestow on two unlikely people? Will Severus and Harry come out of this changed, or continue their hatred to each other.

COMPLETE. Ginny isn't a happy camper. What with a HalfNakedFlyingDwarf following her around, butterdishes and mashed potatoes forming conspiracies against her, and the eminent doom her eyebrows are facing, Valentine's is looking pretty shabby.

ONE SHOT! Ginny was tired of spending New Year's Eve alone. She was going on a man hunt, and she just spotted a very likely candidate indeed. Rating for a bit of kissing, probably unnecesarry, but just to be safe...

AU. It's Harry's fifth year and there are many happenings at Hogwarts. Things are surfacing that were never meant to be discovered. Harry's confused. Snape is confused. The only person who can answer their questions has been dead for 14 years. (Completed

What has Dumbledore's meddling done this time? When the pain of Harry's scar and Severus's Dark Mark become too much for them, Albus steps in. His idea, however, has unexpected results, but he is more than pleased. And Severus and Harry? Find out! No slas

HG It's always the same, when going through something unpleasant, like dentist appointments, large piles of homework or say... detention, it's always good if you share it with someone, preferably someone you fancy. Fluffy

Ginny sets out to make a special birthday treat, but things don't go exactly as she planned! Boys...honestly...a fluffy little one-shot! Enjoy!

One-shot! Severus Snape takes a second look at the boy who lived.

HG RH. Look at me and my multitasking. [Grins] Anyhoo, postwar. Ron is on a roll and exploits his burst of bravery. So fluffy, it bounces.

HG, one-shot, fluffy! Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny get roped into helping the twins stock their shop.

HG, 1shot, postHogwarts, Fluffetyflufffluff! When Ginny returns to her flat from Vienna, she find her flatmate folding sheets. Who knew it could be so intersting?

COMPLETE, SEQUEL POSTED...Severus Snape discovers a hidden truth about Harry's home life. And decides to take matters into his own hands.

Harry drinks a nasty potion and finds himself at Snape's mercy. :

severitus challenge As new and sudden information comes to light, the life of Harry Potter is changing- Snape is his father, Voldemort is on the move, and Fudge is a complete moron...FINISHED!

Nightmares, Animagi, Prophecies and Death Eaters. Add that to discovering Snape is your father, and for Harry, all hell is about to break loose... Literally. - DISCONTINUED -

Be afraid, be very afraid

Lily has spent 6 years building walls around her to block out pain, who do you think will be the one to break through? a L/J fic. WARNING: LATER CHAPTERS MAY HAVE TO BE PG-14 follows them from 7th year until death,and a few chapters beyond! R/R

A little distraction from my big story. It's basically a thing about Ginny and having six brothers when your OWL results come. Mild HG

A blatant parody of all the Snape-is-Harry's-father stories that are out there. Hope you all enjoy:)

Fifth year and Harry finds himself changing. But are they for better or for worse? And what secret lurks behind these changes? A secret only Remus Lupin seems to know.

Harry's in the Christmas spirit, and he's determined to spread the joy...even to Professor Snape *complete*