Author has written 1 story for House of Wax. I saw this on someone's profile and thought it was really cool So I'm going to try it. THE SOUNDTRACK OF PEACHES LIFE: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) Opening Credits - Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield (Nice fit shuffle!!!) Waking Up - Love and Sex and Magic by Ciara ft. Justin Timberlake (Wow that's an eventful morning.) First Day of School - Change You Mind by All-American Rejects (Lol. um...*Shrug*) Falling in Love - Everybody's Screaming by LostProphets (I love this song. Everybody is screaming for love!!!) Fight Song - I Love You by Sarah McLachlan (Hmm. I dont think so.) Breaking Up - Family Affair by Mary J. Blige (Woah, so wrong.) Prom - Apologize by OneRepublic (OOOO Nice. Wish my prom music was this good. lol) Life is Just...OKay - You Spin Me Round by Dead or Alive (My shuffle never fails to make this an exciting song every time.) Mental Breakdown - Hot in Here by Nelly (Lol. Yeah i'm pretty sure heat stroke could cause a mental breakdown.) Driving - Follow You Home by Nickelback (Omg Stalker...lol) Flashback - Soul Survivor by Akon (...I guess it fits.) Getting Back Together - Aaron's Party by Aaron Carter (Reunited at Aaron's party???) Birth of Child - Nobody's Perfect by Hannah Montana (That's messed up! Pretty much saying the child being birthed sucks. Geez mean shuffle.) Wedding - We are the Champions by Queen (lol. okay sure...because we got eachother we are the champions.) Final Battle - Baby by Justin Bieber (Who the hell am i fighting????lol) Death Scene - Shortie Like Mine by Bow Wow (okay i know I'm gonna be 6 feet under, but that doesnt make me short. lol) End Credits - Baby Please Don't Go by Mike Posner (I dont have a choice i died. lol) Favorite Quotations:"I no have education. I have inspiration. If I was educated I would be a damn fool." (Bob Marley) "Underwear. It's like a god damned leash. It also constantly reminds me of how funny I look naked." (Pete Wentz) "Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is "elephant".(Charlie Chaplin) I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which one of them were cowards? (The Joker) "Me:Hey Maloree talk about peanuts "Lauren: Remember that pyschic test we did? Me: Bagels are from Jewish... No wait bagels are Jewish. (After hearing Lauren make strange noises) Me (serious): Oh my God! Are you turning monster? Munster? Me: No, no. She's Korasian! ... Wait no she's Korean! Blah! Lauren: Soup makes the world go round. Me: Lauren my dad looks like a bird. Like any second I expect him go (weird bird noise) and hatch an egg! Me, looking at a menu: Sundae manatee? ( It's actually spelled matinée) Oh My God! Lauren listen to this dessert. Sundae Manatee, Delicious Anytime - Not Just Sundays or Manatees! Me: OMG! Lauren there's a spider in my sink! For a second I thought it was floating in mid-air and all magical. Me: Ok I just realized something. ok i had like an epiphany. You know that when we celebrate our birthdays, we're pretty much celebrating the day we cause our mothers complete pain. Me: I wonder what it'd be like if I had a twin...oh my god no! that's horrible! I'd go crazy and bitch slap my twin and then she'd slap me and then you'll be like 'Yay Taylor bitch fight!'...I just realized i had a conversation by myself about myself, but you were right next to me. Where were you? Me: I don't say his full first name cause everytime i do it reminds me of an orgasm. |