The Major Disasters
Chapter 1:
Disclaim we must:We do not own InuYasha. So you can't sue us sticks out tongues Nananana-booboo! ahem well, anyhoo, onto the story of all humor.
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InuYasha and the lot of 'em
"INUYASHA! WHY AM I THE ONE DOING LAUNDRY! I DID LAUNDRY FOR THE LAST THREE WEEKS!" Kagome yelled as InuYasha ran out from the bathroom, with a tooth brush in his mouth, and just a pair of pajama pants on.
"Mecause I'm 'oing a mot ob wowk at-wowk, an' i meed tis stubb bo' de bwack-tie pawty." InuYasha said as Kagome yanked the tooth brush out of his mouth. He grimaced, spat the tooth paste in his mouth, into the sink and gargled, when he was done he turned back to Kagome.
"Re-phrase it." She said in annoyance. InuYasha sighed.
"Because I'm doing a lot of work at my-work, and I need this stuff clean for the black-tie party." InuYasha said as Kagome threw the toothbrush in the sink.
"Fine, but you get laundry for the next three weeks after this." Kagome growled as Miroku came out of his room.
"Thank-you for doing the laundry again, dear Kagome." Miroku said as Kagome nearly growled at him.
"Welcome." She said as she maintained control of her annoyance, putting on a fake, inquisitive smile she looked at Miroku happily. "Where's Sango?" She asked.
"IN HERE! AH!" Sango's voice practically screamed as Kagome ran into the living room. Sango was sitting with her stomach draped across a foot stool and one girl with dark hair sitting on her bum and another small Kitsune sitting on her back.
"We were just playing a game." Rin said innocently.
"Rin, get off of Sango." Sesshomaru's voice said behind Kagome who squeaked in surprise. Holding her arms in front of her she looked at him in major surprise.
"WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!" Kagome screamed.
"From my father InuTaisho who married my mother and then they-" Sesshoumaru began.
"LALALALALALALA! I'M NOT HEARING THIS LALALALALALA!" Kagome said plugging her ears as Sesshomaru smirked triumphantly.
"WHERE THE HELL IS KIT!" Kouga's voice screamed from upstairs.
"Why the hell woulld I know!" InuYasha's voice screamed.
"I WASN'T GENERALLY ASKING YOU!" Kouga yelled back.
"It's to early for this. SHUT UP!" A girl's drowsy voice said as she shoved Kouga's head into the wall and walked by Miroku, but punching InuYasha into the ground on her way to the bathroom.
"Why is it that every morning I hear my name, then a fight, then several crashes and-wait for it-yup, the sound of a toilet flushing." Another girl asked as she came down the stairs and sat on the second to last one. The violent girl came out yawning.
"Maybe because you lock yourself in your room, making Kouga get antsy, which makes him want to murder something, which makes InuYasha antsy, which puts them into a fight, which in turn wakes me up, pisses me off and makes me 'dispose' of them temporarily, and then lets me find my way to the bathroom. Then you come out." The girl said. Her short black hair was down and covering her left eye as she begn chanting of the line of events, losing everyone but the other girl whom she was talking to.
"True enough." The other girl, apparently named Kit, said as she got up and stretched. "My turn." She added as she went into the bathroom. The girl with black hair was watching the other boys intently with her red eyes. She stood about the size of Sesshoumaru (which successfully creeped everyone in the house out) and she was obviously prone to using brute force.
"Your imbeciles. I'm going to bed, and if I hear...one...more..SOUND...so help me that not even Kami himself will be able to save you." The girl said.
"Yes ma'am Aki ma'am!" Miroku said.
"Good boys." She added as she walked upstairs to her room. Kit came out of the bathroom and dodged a flying vase.
"Who threw it?" She asked in annoyance as Kouga, Miroku and InuYasha all pointed downstairs. "Kero?" She asked as they all nodded. "KERO!" She screamed at the top of her lungs, causing all dog/wolf demons, discluding herself, to cover their ears.
"Yes?" A small boy that looked very much like her asked. She smiled sweetly, walking up to him with the vase behind her back and then smashed it over his head.
"STOP. Throwing breakables." Kit said as she walked to her room to change for work.
"SHUT UP!" Aki's voice screamed from her room.
"Wow, sometimes, I wonder if we'd have been better off NOT inviting these three to stay with us." InuYasha said as he looked at an unconcious Kero.
"WHAT BROKE THIS TIME!" Kagome's voice screamed from the living room. All the boys looked at each other, noticing that it was her favorite vase.
"NOTHING!" They yelled in unison.
"Run for it." Miroku whispered as they all made mad dashes for their rooms.
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One hour later.
"KIT! GITCH YOUR ASS MOVIN'!" Kouga yelled up the stairs as Kit came ruunning down stairs, she was brushing her red-shoulder length hair out and had a ponytail in her mouth as she mumbled incoherent nonsense.
"Shut up, not a word, I don't wanna hear it and good morning." Kit said as she threw the brush in the bathroom as she walked by it.
"You've got your clothes you want washed in your room, right Kit?" Kagome asked as Kit was pulling her hair up into a ponytail.
"On my bed. I'll do the laundry in the hamper. Bye Kagome, tell Kero to stay outta trouble or I'll brand his ass like the ass he is." Kit said as she grabbed her bag bye the door. Kouga grabbed her wrist as she was about to say something else.
"Oh! your lunch." Kagome almost ran into the kitchen and back as she threw Kit her lunch. Kit missed but thankfully, nothing along the lines of eggs was in there. She picked it up and was dragged to the car by Kouga as InuYasha pulled out of the drive way. Kit was laughing as she sat between Sesshoumaru and Kouga, tightening her seatbelt, with InuYasha driving and Miroku riding shot gun.
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Five hours later
"Kero, butt, down here. Now." Kagome said as she shoved a basket of laundry with her foot, carrying another in her hands and waiting for Kero to get over to get the other two baskets.
"Ya, sis?" Kero asked. His eyes were pastel blue, the same color as Kit's although Kit's had dimmed since her trip back from the feudal era two months ago. He had short blonde hair unlike Kit's hair which was fire-red, they both had a silver star on their forehead which they had to conceal with concealer (A/N: Of all things).
"Get those baskets and help me with the laundry." Kagome added as Kero got the baskets of colored laundry.
"AH! RIN WHERE'D YOU GO! SHIPPO! C'MON GUYS!" Sango yelled. Kagome sighed as Kero laughed. When Kagome and Kero had (SUCCESSFULLY!) gotten the clothes down the steps to the basement, Kagome had Kero put the white clothes together in one washer and the colors in the other washer. (A/N: Yes, they have two washers and two dryers,...I don't want their electricity bill!) Kagome got the laundry soap and put the correct amounts in. Kero picked up a blood red bra that his sister owned and put it in one of the washers. Kagome set the timer and put the baskets next to the tables as she towed Kero back up the stairs with her. To bad Kero couldn't remember which washer had which clothes.
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After the other's work.
"Welcome H-" Kagome began.
"Shut up." Kit said as she rubbed her temples. Kagome's mouth shut right away as Kit took her shoes off, and hung her jacket up as she walked into the study.
"What's-" Kagome began again. Kit opened the study door, and hung a sign on it before slamming it shut again. 'Leave now, don't enter, and I won't have to murder someone.' was what the sign said. "Um, What happened today?" Kagome asked as the boys came in and took their shoes and jackets off.
"Bad day at work. VERY bad day." InuYasha informed.
"Why, what happened?" Kagome asked as she looked at the study door nervously.
"We lost a deal, the company had an important deal with the SPCA to advertise and collect donations, well, aparently they didn't find her drawings to be 'Up to standard' and they went with the Tantrum company to advertise their business." Kouga replied.
"I CAN HEAR YOU!" Kit screamed from the study. Kouga sighed in frustration and decided that if he couldn't calm her down, everyone would be getting killed tonight. Well, aside from Aki atleast.
"Is Aki up yet?" Sesshoumaru asked. Kagome nodded her head 'no' and Sesshoumaru sighed. "I'll be right back." He added as he walked up the stairs.
"OH! LAUNDRY!" Kagome practically screamed as she ran to the basement and got the clothes out of the washer. 'Oh...crap.' She said as she pulled the 'whites' out of the washer.
"Hey Kagome, want some help?" InuYasha asked.
"Umm, no! No, that's okay, you had a long day I'm sure, just go relax! I got everything down here! Besides, I want alone time to!" Kagome said as she nervously pushed InuYasha back up the stairs.
"Uh, ok." He said as he walked up the stairs and Kagome closed the door.
"KERO MINARAWA!" Kagome yelled as Kero nervoulsy opened the door. Kagome was downstairs putting the colors in one of the dryers.
"Ya sis?" Kero asked nervously.
"What was the LAST thing you put in one of the washers?" Kagome asked as she continued putting the colors in the dryer.
"Um, Kit's blood red bra, why?" Kero said.
"which washer did you put it in?" Kagome asked.
"I think I put it in the right one, why?" Kero asked.
"Because, that was the WHITES Kero!" Kagome yelled as she opened the lid and Kero looked in.
"Oh...shit." Kero said as Kagome started putting the 'whites' in the dryer.
"Sooo, guess what you're doing tonight?" Kagome said.
"Ummm, begging for you mercy and then hiding in my room until the others have left?" Kero asked nervously.
"No, your going to go upstairs and tell your sister the 'great news!' that her bra has turned the whole houses 'whites' into 'pinks'." Kagome said as Kero hung his head.
"Shit." He muttered.
"Shit is right Kero, now March!"Kagome snapped as Kero walked up the stairs hesitantly.
"Uhhh, good news and uh, bad news guys." Kero said nervoulsy to everyone in the living room.
"Good news first." Sango said over the paper, finally, she had gotten Shippo and Rin so tired that they were taking naps, to bad Rin and Shippo's heads were on her lap though.
"Okay, um well, good news is-you won't be killing me anytime soon since I still have a future to grow into and um bad news is-ifyouhadanywhiteclothestodaythey'renowpink. Buh-bye." Kero said as he went to run out of the room, Miroku grabbed Kero's collar and pulled him onto the arm of the couch.
"Slower, Speedy." Miroku said as Kero took a deep breath.
"Well uh, I said that um, if you had any whites today, they're now officially, um, pink!" Kero yelled as he ran away. Miroku sat stunned.
"YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!" Miroku screamed, waking up Shippo and Rin and causing Sango to throw the newspaper at him.
"Jerk! They were sleeping!" She yelled as she went to go after Rin. Shippo was on her shoulder and Kilala was sleeping under the couch.
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Sesshy-boy
Sesshoumaru was walking up the stairs to go get Aki up. She always slept late-well at least until they got home from work. He opened her door, walked in and slammed it behind him. Aki jumped, but she didn't wake. He stared at her calm face for a minute then walked over and pulled her out of her bed, throwing her over his shoulder and carrying her downstairs, by then Kero had ran to his room and was hiding, thus causing Sesshoumaru and Aki to have no clue what was going on. When he got to the living room he threw her onto the couch causing her to shoot up into a sitting position, wide awake with her fist connected to Sesshoumaru's rock-hard abdomen.
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! THAT HURT DAMMITT!" Aki yelled as she pulled her knees up to her chest and hugged her hand to her chest.
"Maybe you shouldn't have punched me then?" Sesshoumaru said.
"I was asleep. Shove it up your-" Aki began before Sesshoumaru shoved a bagel in her mouth.
"Ah, peace and quiet. Much better." He added as Aki growled, bit the bagel and began chewing it.
"Jerk." She mumbled as she took another bite.
"Thank you." He said sarcastically as Aki crossed her eyes and pulled her nose up with her finger as she stuck her tongue out. "Oh, very mature and lovely." Sesshoumaru said.
"Mucho Gracias Senior." Aki replied as she hopped off the couch. "Whoa, dizzy." She added as she shook her head and walked to the kitchen. Sesshoumaru followed as Aki got a traveling mug and put coffee in it. "Cream, LOTS OF SUGAR, and stir." Aki muttered as she stirred the concoction. Sesshoumaru closed his eyes in annoyance at the amount of sugar he smelled.
"How can you eat that?" Sesshoumaru asked.
"MANY MANY years of practice my dear Sesshy." Aki said dodging a spoon with a light laugh. "Speaking of which, you could use some practice with aim." Aki said as she walked behind Sesshoumaru. She stopped behind him, grabbed his nose, opened his mouth and poured a mouthful of coffee into his mouth, closed it and made him swallow, then, doing the most obvious thing in the world, RAN LIKE HELL!
"AKI!" Sesshoumaru yelled.
"HAHA! CAN'T CATCH ME I'M THE BODYGUARD CHICK!" Aki screamed as she shut her door, she leaned againt it breathing heavily from all the steps (A/N: Give her points, she just ran up about 100 steps without a break, be surprised she didn't just collapse.)
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Kouga
"Can I come in?" Kouga asked peeking his head in the door and closing it quickly as a paperweight flew at the door. "I'll jut take that as a yes." He added as he went into the room.
"Get out." Kit snapped as she took some papers and was about to shred them. Kouga grabed them out of her hand and looked at them.
"Why are you trying to shred your drawings?" Kouga asked.
"Because they're not good enough. They never are. Have you seen any customers?" Kit asked.
"Kit, you've got two full time customers." Kouga said.
"THAT I'M PRACTICALLY RELATED TO!" Kit yelled back. Kouga turned the shredder off (good thing he had come in when he did, she hadn't gotten any of the papers before he came in) He put it away and then pushed Kit into a chair.
"Kit, you've got excellent skills. You could easily get a job at another advertisement agency, but you chose ours. Why is that?" Kouga asked. Kit looked away from him.
"Because everyone else was good enough to make it without me, you guys were desperate." Kit replied snappily. Kouga laughed.
"No, you know as well as I that you wanted to spend time with us. You want to help us and we want to help you. Remember Kit, we're all in this together, one way or another." Kouga said as he got up. Kit had a tint of a blush on her cheeks but she refused to let Kouga see it.
"Okay, so if I say you were right, what would you do?" Kit asked.
"Agree." Kouga stated.
"If I said you were wrong?" Kit asked again.
"Disagree." Kouga answered simply.
"Pfft, figures." Kit said.
"Kit, this isn't just about work. What's wrong?" Kouga asked. Kit looked away from him again.
"Nothing." She mumbled.
"It's not nothing, I can tell. What's wrong?"
"NOTHING! LEAVE IT AT THAT!" Kit retorted as she got up quickly and walked over to the window seat. She sat on the seat and leaned her head against the window, a light drizzle had begun and Kit sighed, closing her eyes and waiting for the soft click that would tell her that Kouga had gone. But it never came, instead, soft steps came over to stand next to her, almost as soft as a Wolf's when it's hunting.
"Kit, you can tell me. I'm here for you. I promise. But, if you don't want to talk to me, I'll understand." Kouga said. He turned around but Kit grabbed his sleeve.
"I'm sorry Kouga, it-it's really not your fault, it's just, I miss my home." Kit said in a whisper.
"We can fix that. Do you wanna go visit your family in the Northern territories?" Kouga asked.
"You mean, you would honestly come with me, to see my family!" She asked as her eyes started to get bright. Kouga was taken aback for a second but he smiled in return.
"Of course I would." Kouga said as Kit wrapped her arms around his neck.
"Thank you! Thank you! Thank you Kouga!" Kit said happily. Kouga blushed but returned the hug.
"Tomorrow morning we can go, we have off for the summer, remember?" Kouga said. The whole family had put in for two months of vacation, and thankfully, had recieved it. The Kanine advertisement company was going to be shut down for those two months and they had agreed that all would go on a one week to one month long vacation.
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Later
"Heh, well, I'm glad I had back-up clothes." Kit said as she came down the stairs. She was wearing a red dress that reached the top of her knees and it had a black ribbon that tied into a bow at the middle, it unintentionally showed her curves and complimenting her hair and eyes, a black tie was around her neck, but somehow, it managed to go with her outfit.
"Ya, lucky you." Kouga grumbled. He was wearing a brown suit with a black tie and a (sadly) pink shirt under the jacket.
"Well, I dunno, pink actually looks kinda nice on you guys." Kit said as she walked to the door and slipped her shoes on, InuYasha came down in a red suit with a black tie and a pink shirt grumbling about the pink.
Sesshoumaru, sadly, had a white suit and a pink shirt, which was tweaking him off a bit. Miroku had a purple suit on with a pink shirt. Sango was going to the party as Miroku's escort, she was wearing a long black dress down to her ankles, the top was dressed up like a tanks top and she had a choker on with a charm that resembled Kilala's face.
Aki was dressed in black with a red tank top on over a black long sleeved shirt. She had her hair in barettes to stay out of her eyes and a pair of black shades obstructed her eyes from the public, her lips were dressed in a deep red that seemed to create a lust in the men of the public she was supposed to protect her 'boss' from. Her pants were loose enough for her to move in and she still intimidated most of the people in the room, although by now, Kit was used to her 'adoptive sister'.
Kagome was dressed in a dark green dress that reached the middle of her shins, a white tie was in the middle and she had a black choker on as well. Kero had gotten dressed in a black tuxedo with a white shirt (heh, he had reserves) and a black bow. Rin had gotten dressed into a kimono and Kit had worked Rin's hair into a small bun, leaving her bangs down.
Rin and Sesshoumaru were going as escorts, Kagome and InuYasha were going as escorts, Miroku and Sango were each others escorts, Kit and Kero were going as each others escorts, and poor Kouga, all alone with no escort, well unless you want to count the one he was picking up on the way to the party, then ya, Saiyuki was his escort.
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Author's Notes:
Kit: YES! MUAHAHAHA! We have finally gotten an InuYasha fic up! BOO-YAH! EAT THAT YOU OVERLY OBBSESSED INU-FANS WHO THOUGHT WE DIDN'T HAVE IT IN US! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! cough
Aki: Don't mind her. let's get this straight, the Aki in the story, has black chin length hair, red eyes, lush lips, and she's a total tomboy.
Kit: Aki in the story is about the size of Sesshourmaru as well. Kit in the story has shoulder length straight red hair, her eyes are pastel blue, but their really bright-almost neon- when she's happy or what not. She's about the size of Kouga, maybe a tad bit shorter.
Aki: Kero has short bright blonde hair with pastel blue eyes, but they are always that shade. He stand to about Kit's shoulder and is her younger brother-he's only 13 also- He's helpful around the house and he's also homeschooled by everyone, Kit teaches him Art, Aki teaches him Gym.
Kit: Kouga teaches him Math, Sesshoumaru teaches him Science, Sango teaches him ELA, Miroku teaches him Social Studies, and InuYasha (surprisingly) teaches him Library, Compass, and Music, while Kagome teaches him Health. That's what they all teach for ll the kids, including Shippo and Rin, just so we're clear here.
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