Im just a guy in North Carolina who likes to read fanfiction

Fav. books: harry potter, vampire earth series and the halo book series

Fav. bands: As I Lay Dying, Linkin Park, The Agony Scene, Blink 182, Seether, 3 doors down, Nickelback, Sum 41, Mudvayne, Incubus

Fav. Movies: The Last Samurai, Monty Python and the Holy Grail,The Matrix, Day After Tommorow, and the best movie of all "Serenity"!

Fav. TV shows: Firefly, Stargate, Stargate Atlantis and Teen Titans

Fav. Anime: Naruto, Inuyasha, Scryed, Gundam Seed, Love Hina, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Rurouni Kenshin

Fav. Manga: Rebirth, Chronicles of the Cursed Sword, Angel Sanctuary, and King of Hell, Ranma 1/2

I really do love to read fanfiction but lately all these people constantly insulting each over story pairings is really starting to get on my nerves and the one thing I really cant stand are these people out there who cant stand reading a simple story without completely flipping out and spewing off cuswords and things about how one of the characters should have no other purpose than to suck off another,one of The most recent author I have seen this from is Star Fired for her review of "How Stupid can Starfire get?" and its just pathetic. I really try to be a calm person but damn bitch its just a fucking story about a fictional animated tv show, get the hell over it and move on with the pathectic shriveled thing you call a life.

I really am sorry about that but people like her annoy the hell out of me

New Update 12/20/05

It seems as though people cant seem to keep prejudice about a fictional animated tv show to themselves. I decided to look at one of my favorite stories called "How Stupid Can Starfire Get?" by Starfire chokes on mustard and after i read the reviews it seems as though another incredibly pathetic flame was posted under a different name with a few different words but other than the first few words IT WAS STAR FIREDS REVIEW...AGAIN! it even said "sincerely Star Fired" at the end. Now im just getting fucking annoyed

once again im sorry but people like them piss me off

New Update 1/7/06

Now I am seriously annoyed. As I was reading the list of new Teen Titan fics I came across a fic called Alenachan is a bby"StarfireRobinLover". This fic is the most worthless piece of trash i have everhad the misfortune of coming across. It has no point at all other than to flame a very good authoress about her writing style and her choice of pairings. In this waste of computer memory she calls Alena several very bad names and insults her about her spelling and grammar. This dumb bitch can't even spell save right and she's yelling at an authoress whos made very little mistakes and is still learning english. But most of all what gets to me is that she says and I quote "I hate her so much and I wish she would die!" Jesus Christ people have we gotten so damn low as to want people dead over the pairing they like in a FICTIONAL ANIMATED TV SHOW? All this story does is prove what a dumb bitch the authoress who wrote it is and how absolutley low Star/Rob fans are willing to sink. Its people like this bitch who prove my point about Rob/Star and BB/Rae. People like her give the rest of them a bad name.

I truly do apoligize to theRob/Star fans out there who have a consience and a functioning brain but until you can change the rest of them and get people like "StarfireRobinLover" to keep their damn bigoted opinions to them selves you will all still make me sick.

Favorite Pairings

Teen Titans: Robin/Raven, because I can see how the darkness of their lives would draw them together and they have some key similarities that make a good relationship between them

I used to not have a problem with BB/Rae or Rob/Star but Star Fired and most of the Rob/Star fans had to put in their bigoted opinion but I have decided that I hate those pairings too. I do apoligize to all fans of those parings with brain cells but unless you can control the rest of them I will continue to hate this pairing.

Naruto: Naruto/Anko, Naruto/Kin, Naruto/Temari, Naruto/Kurenai, Naruto/Ino, Naruto/TenTen

I like these pairings because I think that Naruto needs a strong independent woman to balance him out. Now when it comes to Naruto/Hinata I think it is a very good paring but it is so over done and done so badly now that I stopped reading it. The exceptions to this inculde mostly the story "Encyclopedia Ninja" for the main fact that this is written well and Naruto doesn't instantly fall in love with Hinata instead it is a gradual thing that is shown very well. The one thing that I cant stand with this anime is all these people writing Naruto as he's secretly in love Sasuke, Gaara, Nejji. I really honest to god have nothing against gay people but it just annoys me to see so many authors writing Naruto gay period but especially with that arrogant jackass Sasuke or Nejji. As for Gaara I honestly dont understand where the hell people came up with this seeing as Gaara is the furthest thing from gay I have ever seen. He is insane, homocidal, bloodthirsty and besides Kyubbi, Naruto and Kakashi he is the coolest character in the Anime and Manga.

Firely: Mal/River

Honestly even I cant explain this one I just like itand hope more people start writing it. Oh and my favorite story form this paring is"Honey and Wine"

Love Hina: Keitaro/Motoko, Keitaro/Tsuroko

I like these pairings because Keitaro is a nice caring guy and Motoko really needs that and as for Tsuroko once again I cant explain it but I really like this paring and all stories written with it. Also for people who like Keitaro/Naru i will never understand or like this paring. Naru is a physco that needs serious mental help, lots of sedatives and a long prison sentence for abusing poor Keitaro like that.

Harry Potter: Harry/Tonks, Harry/Fleur, Harry/ female Blaise Zabini

I like these pairings because Harry needs a real woman to help him through his very serious problems with Voldemort. To go in order with the problems with the Harry Potter Fanfiction

1. Harry/Ginny: WAY too overdone and badly written also every time I do read one it is so damn cliched and similar to all others that it makes me sick to my stomach.

General Plot summary of Harry/Ginny= Harry suddenly realizes his love for Ginny in a single night, He rushes to the burrow and confesses to her and they kiss, usually a fight thrown in around here then they make up, finally the final battle happens and Harry starts to go but Ginny begs him not to, he leaves, he wins, he comes back, Ginny hits him for leaving, they make up and finally the end.

Some have super power variations thrown in but those suck even more because most of the time the author gives everyone superpowers too or Harry will have the power too easily kill Voldemort and all of his army but refuse to because Ginny tells him killing is wrong no matter what

2. When they make Harry into a whiny submissive angsty little bitch. This is the one that annoys me the most because Everyone knows that anybody in Harry's postion would be wanting to tear off Voldemort's head and shit down the bleeding stump. (sorry if the language or image offends anyone)

3. Harry/any male pairing: Once again we come to the same problem when in the hell has Harry ever shown any gay tendencies to anyone especially some of the ones like Draco or even...Sirius? I mean seriously nothing against gay people but thats just wrong right there

Ranma 1/2:

Canon Pairings: Ranma/ Kodachi, Ranma/Shampoo, Ranma/Kasumi

Crossover pairings: Ranma/Setsuna Meiou, Ranma/Haruka Tenoh, Ranma/ Michiru Kaioh, Ranma/ Nuku Nuku

I have just started getting into the Ranma 1/2 series and it is one of the best mangas I have ever read. It's hilarious and it has lots of good fight scenes in it. About the pairings from in the series I like Kodachi for no real reason other than the fact that Psychos need love too, Shampoo is my favorite pairing for Ranma and it works because obviously shes very devoted to him and its shown by the fact that shes willing to leave her homeland and come to a foreign country just to be with her Airen and ok yes she is a little bit too forward but its not really her fault its just the way she was raised and taught everyday of her life, lastly Ranma/Kasumi, this is my second favorite pairing because of the old opposites attract thing, The incarnate of chaos and the most peaceful and calm woman to ever exsist I don't know but for some reason it just...fits to me.

Next the crossover area, For the first pairing Ranma/Setsuna it once agains comes back to I think he needs and older woman to balance him out and his life settle down and Setsuna being around 3000 years old and the Immortal time guardian I think it would be pretty easy for her to do, with the next two pairings once again I can't really explain these but all I have to say is its really interesting to see the two of them paired with a guy and the best example of Ranma/Haruka is "Contrast Match" by weebee which is a damn good fic. Lastly we have Ranma/Nuku Nuku, once again no explanantion other than that its a cat girl android what could be more funny to pair Ranma with that still makes sense and isnt creepy.

New update 4/20/06

I am so god damn sick and tired of slash and mpreg fics popping up everywhere and in every catergory. I have nothing against gay people but stop making all of these characters gay, I mean in the series Gravitation yea they're gay in that and I dont have a problem with it because thats the way the series was written but Harry Potter, Naruto, Firefly...even Ranma 1/2? None of them are gay so why do people make the main characters that way? Anyone want to know what my theory is? My theory is...UNPOPULAR GIRLS! Yes thats right folks you guessed my theory is that all of these depressed, unpopular and twisted girls who have some strange desire to see two or more guys going at it and its really disturbing. What annoys me even more is when they dont even put a warning label on these fics and people start reading only to start reading ascene with say...Naruto and Sasuke making out and even the thought of that makes me physically ill. As for Mpreg...shit I dont even want to get started on that perverted bullshit excuse for a chicks fantasy. Men cannot have children, they can father children but they cannot give birth to one, it is phsyically impossible but some sick fucks out there think its a good idea. Its shit like this flood of slash and Mpreg fics that are driving away any good authors on this site, if this trend keeps up we are going to have nothing but a bunch of half assed fics and the rest will be thousands of this shit. Thats all I've got to say for now but I'll leave you with one last message to all of you slash authors out there if you want to write gay fics then go write something for Gravitation or Eerie Queerie but dont fuck up the good series for the rest of us. As for you Mpreg authors...go somewhere dark and stay there.

New Update 6/13/06

Wow this is new, for once Im updating this to do something other than rant. Anyways I have recently started reading Yu Yu Hakusho fics again and I still havent found more than 2 of my favorite pairing. In light of this I'm putting out a challenge for anyone who wants to respond. I want to see a Yusuke/Yukina fic that isnt half-assed and is based completely in the series not somewhere else but with the same people. My only guidelines are as follows:

1. No Yaoi at all, there is way too damn much of it as is so there is absolutely no need to add to the ever growing list of that.

2. Has to be set in the Yu Yu Hakusho world, it cannot be some other random place with the same people

3. Don't kill off Kuwabara or Keiko to let them have the relationship if you want to do it after Yusuke and Yukina get togther feel free

4. I would prefer no crossovers for this but if you come up something really good then go right ahead

5. No evil Yukina, one of the only Yusuke/Yukina fics I have found made Yukina some kind of psycho killer and it just didnt work at all

6. Preferably set wiithin the same time as the series but I don't really care too much about this one

Thats all of them!

If anyone wants to take up this challenge then go right ahead and feel free to message me if you need anymore ideas.