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A/N here is the very first Naru bashing Christmas song to celebrate the holidays and bash Naru at the same time. Enjoy! Go to my home page in my profile to talk to the people behind some of your favorite fics and maybe post some of your own.
Naru Got Run Over by an Archaeologist
parody of Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
Naru got run over by an archaeologist.
Walking back to the dorm Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as drunken archaeologists
but as for me and Keitaro we believe
She didn't know that someone spiked her drinks
and we told her that she shouldn't go
but we forgot that she thinks she's always right and she staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found her Christmas morning
at the scene of the attack
she had tire marks on her forehead
and a terrified look on her stupid face
Naru got run over by an archaeologist
walking back to the dorm Christmas eve
you can say there's no such thing as drunken professors
but as for me and Keitaro we believe
Now they're all so proud of Keitaro
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching tv, drinking sake and playing cards with Kitsune Konno.
It's not Christmas without Naru
All her friend's dressed in black
and we just can't help but wonder:
Should we keep up this act,
or celebrate?
CELEBRATE!
Naru got run over by a archaeologist
walking back to the dorm Christmas eve
you can say there's no such thing as drunken drivers in Japan
but as for me and Keitaro we believe
now the food is on the table
and it just smells as good as it can get
and that noisy and irritating Su
who would have lit a match and set Naru's ass on fire
they've warned all their
friends and neighbors
better watch out for yourselves
they should never give a license
to a man who runs over people
and thinks it's funny
Naru got run over by a archaeologist
walking back to the dorm Christmas eve
if you can say there's no such man as they described
you can consider yourselves very lucky