[EDIT (09Jan2015): fic summary list revision]
[EDIT (22Jan2015): I am officially a beta =:3]

Fem B. 1991
5'2" / 1.57m
American living in The Philippines (with my mom!)
Addicted to one piece, music, fanfic

I cook, bake, eat. I think I can drive (i'm an asian lady). I love movies, music (mostly metal and oldies), manga, anime. I'm health cautious and exercise regularly, but am still eating garbage cuz its hard for me to buy some decent fresh produce that's not just tomatoes, onions, garlic, carrots, bananas, apples, mangoes, dry chinese oranges, tiny lettuce and cabbage, bite sized potatoes, and ginger, so I always end up ordering fast food :I

I speak English, Tagalog, half literate in Nihongo, understand some written and spoken Deutsch. FLUENT IN WINDINGS! :D

Likes:

-dirty dancing naked in the dark listening to One Piece OST, KoRn, Slipknot, Static X, Marilyn Manson, Otep, Arch Enemy, ZZ Top, RHCP, SOAD, GNR, etc.
-Play Station (when I still had one) i miss my Vita TT-TT
-The Walking Dead, Fringe (WALTER!), X-Files, CSI: Everywhere, NCIS, NCIS LA, Law & Order (all series), Firefly, Game of Thrones, Anything Seth McFarland, Bones, Castle, Criminal Minds, The Mentalist. Survivor, Naked and Afraid, Naked Castaway, NatGeo everything, TLC (Anthony Bourdain!)DiscChan, Turbo, wrestling, MMA, UFC.
-Bill Murray!
-I'm not going to start on cartoons/anime/manga OR music.., not gonna happen.., it'll take 3 months to finish that list.
-I like war movies, zombie movies, slashers, gorey mental psycho movies (like Chaos, that was a great movie). I don't think I've every seen a Silvester Stalone movie that sucked. I dare you to challenge that. The Addam's Family, The Munsters, Dark Shadows (series).
-Joe Pesci! (first inner voice)
-Vincent Price! (second inner voice)
-Peter Lorre! (current inner voice) [we're the same height]
Pahlmeyer in Edgar Allen Poe's Tales of Terror". [It's very good!]

Dislikes:

-being broke
-being jobless
-sleeping on a couch (ok maybe not, I enjoy it)
-eating too much instant meals/fast food in one week (twice is more than enough, I prefer real food)
-not having my own lap/desk top because I have to "share", whatever that means
-too many medical conditions under one roof
-too many medications in one fruit basket (there's not nuff room for the fruit!!)
-SanZo (not anymore)
-ESPN

OTPs:

-ZoSan (SanZo) they compliment each other, yin and yang they bring each other balance. But IMO Sanji likes to bottom more often than top because it's just oh-so-good when Zoro takes care of him *wink*wink* and Zoro enjoys it most when Sanji is being taken care of *wink*wink*
-LuNa (used to hate it, preferred UsoNam for the longest time, now not so much but I don't regret ever liking them!)
-FRobin
-KidLaw
-WHeat (WirexHeat) I made up the name
-Penchi (PenguinxShachi) made up the name
-CobyMeppo (ITS CANNON)
-JohnnyYosaku (CANNON TOO)
-FullAngo (FullbodyxJango) -is that sick? (made the name)
-PauLucci (The very first fanfic I read was on AO3, Paulie Lucci pairing, got me addicted) made that name too
-CrocoDon (the sexiest smut I have EVER read. You can't get any sexier than CrocoDon. CrocoMingo?) can't decide on a name

-Live!BrookxYorki (with human child!Laboon kyaaa) [ok maybe not an OTP but I definitely enjoy the idea]
-Shuggy! (ShanksxBuggy) I think preteen sex between these two is adorable and fluffy but I also enjoy BuggyxGaldino(Mr.3) and ShanksxMihawk, though not so much
-MihawkxVista (I read one fic and was hooked on this. I works for me. I think because I want Shanks with Buggy, even tho I know he has a son with Makino (spoiler?)

My work can also be found on deviantart, tumblr and AO3. My name is BrainDeadMaggot on all of them.

Love Me Dead by Unda/New Neon (FanFiction) - YouTube Playlist
Smooth by MyLadyDay (FanFiction) - YouTube Playlist

Works In Progressposted):

Before I Remember to Forget - One Piece - M - A wannabe dragon causes trouble for the Mugiwara Pirates. When a certain walking/talking seaweed head takes advantage of a later opportunity, his relationship with a certain blonde ero-cook gets thrown tospy-turvy. For better or for worse, Zoro and Sanji's lives will never be the same again. Or will they? (Canon Verse; Post Long Rong Long Land - Pre Saboady)

Growing Up ZoSan - One Piece - T - A sequel to a sequel of sorts. Props to BecauseThereIsOnePiece and hesmus. A short series of somewhat drabbles. Modern Universe/1990's. Sanji and Zoro are childhood friends and spend every waking minute together. This summary sucks. Rated T for language.

Like Rabbits - One Piece - M - "Of all the shitty Akuma no Mi powers! Some jerk comes out of nowhere and turns Zoro and Sanji into rabbits!" The amazing MugiwaraMarimo has given me permission to write a PWP based on Chapter 24: Rabbits.

Stretching - One Piece - M - Zoro and Sanji doing not so naughty things in a naughty way. Horrible summary. I just ruined the internet. Modern AU.

Works In Progress (On Hold):

Done - One Piece - M - Zoro has deep feelings for a certain shitty love-cook but he's too chicken shit to confront the man. After numerous adventures and witnessing the blonde's stupid womanizing ways, Zoro has had enough and decides it just best to forget about the man that he so dearly loves. (three shot)

Delinquents - Beelzebub - M - A collection of ficlets ranging from K to M (mostly M) about the relationship between Kanzaki Hajime and Himekawa Tatsuya. Chapters occur between and around events from the Manga and Anime.

Flight Benefits - One Piece - M - Sanji, a 'uniformed crew member' aboard a military charter aircraft, meets Zoro, a rude, rugged, sass talking Marine on his way to the call of duty. (Based on actual real life events. I won't say whose) (either a very long one shot, or a two shot)

Coming Soon:

Wanna Make A Bet? - One Piece - T - Nami makes a bet with Usopp to see if Zoro and Sanji are more than just bickering nakama and Usopp is confident that she is dead wrong because obviously!

Riches to Rags and Back / The Grass is Always Greener - One Piece - T/M - Modern AU. Bad luck sends Sanji and Zoro to live in a shitty run down apartment complex on the not so lavish side of town and everyday Sanji has to watch his marimo go out and look for shitty labor work down by the docks and local street markets. One day, Zoro saves a little old lady from muggers and lands himself a secure, well paying job that brings them back onto their feet. (I hate this summary)

The Old Switcheroo - Powerpuff Girls - M - One of Professor Utonium's failed experiments causes everyone in the city to switch their brains. But not everyone was in the city at the time. AceXButtercup/Prof (PWP) (I might give up on this, though)

I accept prompts but I can't make any promises.

Main Series (In Progress):

Trapped in The Wake of A Coma / Down The Foxhole (Working Title) - One Piece - M - [mock summary] A young soldier is wounded on the battle field and falls. When she awakens, she finds herself on the ship of one of the most outrageous pirate captains on the Grand Line. Will she be accepted into this bizarre world? Will she be able to survive the spontaneity of the seas? The crew? The wars? Will she ever be able to return home? Will she even want to? (Canon Verse, OC, Rated M for mature language, extreme violence, sexual content, multiple pairings amongst multiple crews, lyrics, recipes, and stupidity) [I almost regret this idea.]

Originally my first fiction that I started in the spring of 2013 but I'm having difficulty with the beginning. The middle and end parts are super easy, it's the intro that's stupid. This will be a monster fic, meaning this will have volumes. A complete front to back saga of the adventures of a girl from the modern world that suddenly ends up with a certain group of pirates.

Disclaimer: I understand there are many different fics like this out there already, I have read quite a few of them. If you notice any similarities between this and someone else's (*cough* Kitera Faye *cough*) please understand that I did not steal this from them (her). It is not a knockoff of what she has already created. Kitera's work is wonderful, I agree, but no matter the similarities, this is my own independent work. I based the OC off of myself (almost entirely) and if I were put into a situation similar to my OC's then shit, I'd do the exact same things. No hate please. [Let's face it, majority of the canon verses I've read had the OC having some form of musical ability. We can't deny we love adding songs to our fics]