It makes Allen almost wants to smack Kanda upside the head, for the longing in Lenalee's voice is so clear it's a wonder Kanda actually missed it. Then again, can Allen say the same thing about Lenalee? He certainly won't hit Lena's head for not noticing the longing in Lavi's eye. "Christ," Allen mumbles inaudibly. "This is a train wreck." -childhood friends!AU-

After losing his hands during the disastrous wedding on Whole Cake Island, Sanji begins the arduous task of attempting to continue on with robotic prosthetics. Yet, despite the support of his crew, the last person Sanji expected to help the most with his recovery was a certain grumpy swordsman.

(DARK fic) For Sanji Black, submission was the epitome of sexual arousal, but working as a weary Apple Tech Support hardly gave him the opportunity to find an interesting psychological match. When a last ditch attempt on an online dating site brings to light the smart, punk-haired Physiotherapist, Zoro Roronoa, he finds that he gets a little more than he bargained for.

The exorcists are slowly losing their faith in the Black Order, seeing how Allen was forcefully appointed a General. Why is Kanda so concerned about Allen's deteriorating health? Yullen

One fateful Saturday, Sanji finds himself getting mixed up with the annoying, irritable, and generally hated punk that lives 3 floors above him. He then finds himself rapidly being submerged into a violent subculture he'd had no interest in before, and can't seem to find his way back out of. 'You need a hobby', his old man had told him. Did this count? A punk (eventual ZoSan) AU.

Fem!Sanji. Starting from Sanji's first appearance and following the Manga with the flirty cook as a flirty female cook. Should be fun! R and R is loved to pieces. ZoroXFem!San later on but with slow burn. BE WARNED lots of rehashing of canon w/ a few new arcs.

Modern AU. Zoro is an unhappy cashier at a 24-hour convenience store, and everyday the same irritating customers do the same irritating things. Zoro longs for a break; for something to change... until one particularly annoying blonde ruins the routine. Can these opposites stop arguing long enough to find that they attract?

When Zoro takes his step-brother, Tony, to the aquarium he runs into a flirty blonde diver. A fluffy Sanzo fic.

[FINAL CHAPTER] "So are we going to talk about that before you leaving?" Thinking back, Allen kind of wanted to smack himself for even saying magical three words. "Could you do me a favor and pretend it never happened?"

Sanji gets an unusual customer at the menswear store where he works. There was no way he could have known that the man with one eye, green hair, ugly clothes, and a giant dog was someone he'd unknowingly admired for a long time. He was even more surprised when his strange customer asked him out to dinner. Zosan -rated 'M'. I'm publishing this as a series of short Tumblr fics.

A fic that started as a set of drabbles and grew legs and ran away. Sanji runs a cafe and Zoro is an oblivious moron. Contains love, or something like it. zosan

ZoSan, AU. Sanji is tricked into working on Christmas eve, much to his dismay. He's resigned to spending his Christmas alone and annoyed when a small miracle appears in the form of a surly green haired manager.

College AU. This is an account of a series of events poorly defined as the best days of their lives. Zosan/Frobin

Zoro is a Cambion, a demon that feeds on sexual energy. Sanji is an overly sexual cook with energy to spare and he's dealing with these congested feelings for a certain marimo. Bigger summary inside.

A sea witch takes something immensely important from the Straw Hat's first mate, but what could it be? And how, and why, would Sanji possibly use it against him? Warning: SanZo yaoi, technical rape at first, swearing

Zoro meets a strange man at the bar who prefers to only communicate through picture messages. As they say, a picture is worth a thousand words.

What would the world of Pokémon would be like if it was inhabited by the characters of One Piece? How would this change the dreams of the Strawhat crew, and would they still be determined to attain them at any cost? Beware, this will be inhabited by masses of crack including the possibility of some of tasteful, but still cracky, ships.

One who finds and possesses the robes of a celestial maiden may force her to be his bride. But what happens when one chances upon the robes of a demon prince, especially when the one who takes the robes must be the bride instead! Yullen, Timmuro

"It'd be almost funny if it weren't so terrible, out of a whole sandy beach the directionally challenged Zoro manages to find the one rock to land head first on." Zoro has to learn to talk again and in the process learns a bit about listening to Sanji. Zosan.

On the internet, Sanji could be whoever he wanted and do whatever he pleased on his webcam for his audience. He only wished they'd given him a better name than this.

"Where the hell am I?" he asked in an angry voice. I tried to form words, but I couldn't. I was panicking since he was intimidating and I had no idea where we were. "Answer me!" he yelled. He put his hand into a fist, and aimed it at my head. LuffyxZoro, yaoi, torture, blood, mystery, lemons

Series of one-shots based in the 'Always Use Protection' timeline that don't fit in the main story. Ratings will vary.

Humans have been forced underground due to the effects of a chemical weapon that has made surface life impossible. Sanji lives in one of these underground colonies and though he dreams of bigger things his life has been mundane; spent following strict rules and obeying higher commands. Or it was, until a stranger shows up and changes everything.

After the restaurant where Sanji works burns down and his wallet is stolen, a stranger takes him home. Zoro immediataly has a crush on the foulmouthed chef, but it appears Sanji is only interested in being friends. After a friend of Zoro is being arrested for burning down the restaurant, Sanji and Zoro see each other more often. AU. ZoSan part of Fire Universe. Cover by Picmurasaki

Au modern ZoSan Zoro is a poor and single father to a 17 year old Usopp, and Sanji is a single, but well off father to a 7 year old Chopper, and is trying to move on from his past, After a rather interesting dinner together, their pasts come crashing in.

Prompt: Zoro fap said: "someone write an au where a picture of sanji in drag becomes tumblr famous" -IS THAT A PROMPT? I'D SAY IT IS! IT SMELLS LIKE A PROMPT TO ME. Have a fic. ZoSan. rated M.

Sanji thought his life was over when he woke up in that hotel room and his body was no longer his. All of that changed when a certain green-haired man walked through the door. Rated M for the smangst.

Sanji, looking for a new job, bumps into Zoro and gets caught up a whirlwind surrounding a Sex Toy Store called The Thousand Sunny. Trying to balance a new chef job with this part-time job, as well as a new relationship with a certain moss-headed man, leads Sanji to become confused within himself. Will Zoro be able to help Sanji or will everything fall apart? /M/Yaoi/Zosan/Toys/

Everything had always been a competition for the two stubborn idiots.

Written by Zero101: After a pissed off encounter with a green-haired motorcyclist, Sanji decides to take his revenge. After finding said bike parked in his parking spot at school, he wrecks it, not knowing that the owner was now his new Literature teacher. (ON HIATUS! NOT DROPPED)

Sanji is cursed, and Zoro - the incarnation of Death - breathes down his neck. But Zoro can't find it in him to harm Sanji and instead finds himself doing anything to keep the blond alive. Based off a series of prompts, now a multichapter.

AU:Zoro and Sanji are two different men, living two different lives. One is struggling with his past, and the other wants to die. Can they help each other, or will they both suffer in the end? Read and Review please! YAOI ZoroxSanji Chapter One & 10 revised, chapter 10 posted.

Green and White looks lovely and pure; but underneath lies stress, secrets, and possible pain. Green and Blue seem too solid and strange; but mixed together you get familiarity, security, and the color of the ocean. AU SanZo and some MiZo

When Sanji found Zoro half dead in an alley, he had no idea how much his life was about to change. Corrupted politics and grand schemes loom around every corner and the two of them will have to learn to help eachother if they want to keep their loved ones safe. ZoSan. Modern-ish AU.

No one is really safe from the abnormalities of the Grand Line. Zosan, Yaoi, Language, MPREG.

Zoro's been attacked and out for at least a good week. Sanji is worried about him, and doesn't seem to want to share what happened with him over that past week. They both say they're fine, but are they really? AU, angst & fluff. ZSV for Torchi-chan on tumblr! :3

Sanji sets some rules, and Zoro, oddly enough, doesn't mind following them. Zosan secret valentine gift fic for Jenneavive. (Be warned, there is smut)

An alternate twist on the ending of a well known tale, in the style of Zosan/Sanzo. Prompt style multi chap. On HIATUS

Zoro has jealousy issues when it comes to a certain love cook. Perhaps punishment is in order? Birthday fic for Gagakuma

Life guarding had gotten significantly less boring for Zoro since the new blond swimmer had started coming to Grand Line Pool. (A collection of drabbles based around a love sick lifeguard and a slightly oblivious blond.) AU, pre-ZoSan, eventual ZoSan, written for a prompt on tumblr; Zoro daydreaming about Sanji's body

Sanji plans a romantic movie magic moment for him and Zoro on New Year's Eve. Done for the Christmas Zosan Drabble exchange.

Zoro is working as Santa. When he meets a lonely but handsome blond stranger, he knows just the perfect gift for him. Modern AU, rated M for sexual content. For Kumiko-sama-chan's ZoSan Christmas Exchange, day 23.

Spending Christmas Eve with someone he'd previously only ever spoken to on the phone would have seemed absurd to Zoro only a year ago, but then again, falling in love with that someone had been just as unexpected. He was starting to get used to Sanji causing him to go in strange directions. (ZoSan, modern AU)

In which the brilliant archaeologist teaches the oblivious swordsman and the fumbling cook a few things about the bedroom. RoZoSan RATED M.

AU Modern Day. ZoroXwinged!Sanji. For the past four years Sanji has been stuck in the bottom of Impel. He'd been tested on, experimented with, and tortured in every way he thought possible. But when he escapes and runs into a certain green-haired man he finds that the evil of Impel runs deeper than he could possibly imagine...

Zoro eats, trains, sleeps. Zoro focuses, fights, and dreams. Zoro strives for a simple life, and hates complications. What to do, when others make his life a complicated mess? And what about these dreams he has no control over? Het at first, M/M later.

AU Modern Day. Sanji buys a pair of orange-tinted vintage sunglasses and finds himself bonded with a thousand year old warlock. An ancient evil, a green-haired man and the end of the world is only the beginning.

Sanji X Zeff.. Kinda. Maybe like a father son thing. But maybe more if your perverted like me Well anyways enjoy. Warnings inside. Rated M just to be safe. May continue if I get positive reviews.

AU Zoro/Sanji. Where the supermodel Roronoa Zoro meets a mysterious blonde woman in a masquerade ball, who by midnight, runs off leaving Zoro with no clue about her identity but a couple of curly eyebrows. WARNING: Yaoi, Language

The war came on us like a storm. Like a fool, I let him worm his way into my world. That silly boy with the straw hat. AU Warfic!

Sanji was a chef in Impel Down until his kind heart got him into trouble and now he's in charge of Roronoa Zoro's torture! With both of them trapped in different ways and Zoro determined to wait for Luffy to get him out! will Sanji betray his superiors and risk becoming wanted to help Zoro break out? Aternate Universe - Zoro X Sanji yaoi - Complete.

AU set in the San Francisco Bay Area Nami has decided that she's tired of Sanji constantly chasing after girls only to be taken advantage of & decides to take a more active role in Sanji committing to a Real Relationship. Eventual ZoSan

Natsu goes down memory lane when he uncovers an old photo album. He looks back at the time before he and Gray's extreme ritvalry. Will this uncover old found feelings towards the ice mage? Rated for language.

Sanji Black, an ex chef in therapy, writes to Roronoa Zoro, an alcoholic musician with no belief in himself, as apart of an assignment from his therapist. Despite Zoro's reluctance to write, they begin exchanging letters and slowly change each others lives.

It started as an accident. Sanji gets groped by a drunken Zoro, and obviously he's enraged by this, but amazingly he also has a reaction! Quickly it becomes a competition. Who is better: the cook or the swordsman? ZoSan, SanZo, zoroxsanji, sanjixzoro, MihawkxZoro.

There exists something in one world that is does not exist in the other: the love between Zoro and Sanji. So with a freaky-friday style switch, two Zoro's must face alternate universe to fix the imbalance in the world. Boyxboy Zosan Slash

Burying the dead is a good way to depress anyone, even 'Red-Haired' Shanks. What could be a better pick-me-up than going and bugging one of the most stoic men on the Grand Line? But it seems Mihawk has his own problems to deal with... ShaMi, lemon

Lavi and Kanda need to keep Allen occupied for a while. Slash Lavi/Allen/Kanda. uke!Allen.

Gray's stripping habit gets him into trouble, and Natsu finds himself with a pair of pants named Gray. Gray/Natsu, crack

Luffy and Ace have just moved into an apartment together in a new city. Zoro and Luffy meet in an unfortunate way, but become friends because of it, and much more than that later. ZoLu story.

Coming home from work, Kanda discovers a blind boy on his door step. His first reaction? Take responsibility.Slash

Gray is a member of the Snow Cat tribe of the north found by Ur. Many years later he is living in Fiore and on the same team as Natsu and the gang. Slowly he begins to come into his Snow Cat heritage. Natsu/Neko!Gray Mpreg

It's in the New World that they discover the painful truth; the more they gain, the more they have to lose... LuZo; spoilers for current events; warnings: darkfic, mpreg, medical squick, sex, torture, non-con, death, etc. OUTDATED. PLEASE SEE CROSSFIRE REDUX FOR AUTHOR'S PREFERRED CUT.

Werewolves and Vampires races have been sworn enemies since the dawn of time, hunting one another is now just a right of passage. But what happens when two youths throw away old grudges and replace it with something more? ZoLu

Allen thinks Howard Link doesn't play fair. WARNING: BL, LINEN, One-shot. Birthday present for my friend, Meredith.

A tragic voice sets off a chain of events that pulls Dark and Krad out of the Kokuyoku. Thrown into new hosts and a war between demons and exorcists, they have no choice but to fight for a cause they don't believe in. Dark/Krad and Yullen ON HIATUS!

Zoro could always see the threads of emotion connecting people but not until he saw Sanjis did he care. A San/Zo thing I did for 30 piece over on LJ. I will get the rest of them up soon but figured the ones near a 1,000 words could get their own entry.

FemNaru, SasuNaru, slight Raiju/Sora. Naruto/Mulan crossover. Naru thinks that she is of no use to her family and when war starts she finds a way to be helpful by joining the Army to protect China in her father's place. But that's easier said than done.

Naruto orders a rare cat online... but he winds up with a humanoid instead! Worse, the humanoid keeps trying to molest him! Will Naruto return him? Will Sasuke LET him? SASUNaru, yaoi. Influenced by the manga 'Love Neko'

AU Allen Walker has inherited an old mansion but things are not what they seem and suddenly he finds himself in the hold of a certain irritable Japanese ghost that only he can see. Yullen.

Kanda Yuu has always been blessed, yet his life is meaningless. Allen Walker has everything to live for, but his illness is slowly killing him. They're meant to hate each other, meant to fall in love - but are they meant to save each other? AU YULLEN

When Zoro gets caught he gets a job in the Golden Coast Hotel, a place where the very rich stay on vacation. He thought that all rich people were the same. But that's all going to change when a crazy, lound guy comes in to stay with the rest of the gang.

He stamps his leg, sending a cramp up the cold metal and earning the stares of many of the military workers in the hall. But his mind is a million miles away, with his friends, his brother, and the snow. ONESHOT, NONYAOI Roy and Ed.

ONESHOT, war fic for ColdFoxx. Edward Elric was learning the truths of war the hard way. Parental! RoyEd.

Are you paranoid? Do you ever get the feeling that someone is watching you? Following you? Wanting you dead? What if you weren't paranoid? What if it was real? NaruSasu Vampfic.