Dave stider
 Author has written 2 stories for Yuruyuri/ゆるゆり, and Fairy Tail. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with a lot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, Always Running The Labyrinth, IzzydaWolfeGrrl, YayForMagicDetectivesAndStuff, blackbloodbaby, soul eater chick, ONLY IN AMERICA(I'm joking... But it is funny.) Friends will leave when they feel insulted Best friends will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong Friends will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing Best friends will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you Friends only know a few things about you Best friends could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story . . . Friends borrow your stuff for a few days then return it Best friends have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours Friends will buy you a pregnancy test Best friends will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!" FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost. BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive. BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance. FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down. BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me. FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me. BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me. FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops. BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place. FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public. BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too. A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry. A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail.A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore. A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries. A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" A friend will tell you when your wrong, a true friend will wait for you to screw up so they can laugh in your face. A friend will encourage your choices in life, a true friend will write them down for black mail Friends will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough Best friends will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!" Friends will be crying at your funeral Best friends will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you Mental Hospital Phone Menu: Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital! Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you. If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever. If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up. Just to tell you, if you have read every word so far it means that you definitely ARE crazy or weird, and you should DEFINITELY put at least those ones on your profile. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I must have AIDS. I'm LEZBIAN, so I must have a sex tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family. I'm Sorry That I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different. Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' 1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it. 3. And discover that #1 is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot. 5. You soon will show this to another idiot. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. I still laugh at myself for this... You now have 2 options... ignore this or post this on your file to put a smile on someone else's face today If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you have ever tried to laugh evilly like Light Yagami, copy and paste this to your profile! If you wish Shinigamiism was a real religion (Either Death Note or Bleach) copy and paste this onto your profile! 96 out of 100 teenage girls would have a heart attack if they saw Edward Cullen on the edge of a tall building about to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're one of the 4 who would yell, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and kick him off yourself. (Only annoying thing is he probably wouldn't die from the fall anyway. I mean, come on, he is a vampire after all. We'll have to attack him with a chainsaw and lock him in a burning building or something . . .) If you want to be a writer and fanfiction is just the beginning, copy and paste this onto your profile If fanfiction is to you what MySpace is to other people, copy this onto your profile If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this onto your profile. Some say the glass is half-full, others say it's half-empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel . . . of course it's usually the oncoming train You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. I'm the type of person who walks into a door and apologizes. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was blamed. If you listen to the lyrics in a song, repost this If you walk into walls because you had your nose in a book, repost this If you believe that Haruhi Fujioka is too dumb to be an honour student, copy and repost this. I mean, really. What, 3, 4 hosts are in love with her and she doesn't even notice?! If you like to write, copy/paste this onto your profile If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile If you never watch Laguna Beach, The OC or the Hills, never have and never will and are proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile If you like copying and pasting things onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this onto your profile (All the time!) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself, and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Yes, I lose all the time) The shinbone: a device for finding furniture in a dark room OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. " 21. My mother taught me IRONY...again. "You son of a bitch!" 22. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 23. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like you're father." 24. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 25. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 26. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" you read other people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste this onto your profile If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile Cows! Say the word 'cow' before each word:--Cows --About --Talking --Idiot --This --Got --I --Long --How --Look Now say the word 'cow' after each word: Cows-- About-- Talking-- Idiot-- This-- Got-- I-- Long-- How-- Look-- Now say the word 'cow' before and after each word: --Cows-- --About-- --Talking-- --Idiot-- --This-- --Got-- --I-- --Long-- --How-- --Look- Now read from the bottom up: Cows About Talking Idiot This Got I Long How Look If you've ever asked a really stupid and obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile The Evening News is where they begin with 'Good Evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in latin, and 'tics' as in 'blood-sucking creatures'? If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold? If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. (Seriously, it SHOULD work, though. In maths, two negatives always make a positive…) If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. Success = Failure! When life hands you lemons, chuck them back at the guy who was demented enough to give them to you. Flying is simple. Just chuck yourself at the floor and miss. Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. If you hate homework, join the club and copy and paste this onto your profile If you would kill to have a tail, copy and paste this onto your profile Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile If you are well aware that all of those puns about Sirius' name are worn out and very cliché by now, yet you can't bring yourself to stop using them/laughing at them, copy this into your profile If you have too many of these 'copy and paste this onto your profile' thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this onto your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007/Jessie,Ni-Chan, Keiko Hayasaka, WantingFreedom, Cg2.nenetwin, blackbloodbaby, soul eater chick, If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. 92 percent of the English teen pouplation would be dead if Abecrombia and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy and paste this in your profile if you are the 8 percent who would be laughing their asses off at the others. (I don't even know who they are. Time to follow Luka's advice and go google it) If you ever felt like its you against the world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know a video game character or video game weapon that need(s) to exsist, copy and paste this into your profile. If people call you emo when your not and this annoys you so much, copy and paste this into your profile. Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs!(o_O) Now copy this into your freakin' profile! 99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up three better animes than this, paste this on your profile. Sorry Naruto fans (Soul Eater, Bleach and Death Note) If you think Sims game can sometimes be disgusting copy and paste this to your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you love romance stories, paste this in your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you are against animal testing, then shout it loud, dammit! I want Child Abuse to stop and if you do too, copy and paste this into your profile.. If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!! If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile! If you ever once saw something you see every day and suddenly thought, "Hey, that looks like something from that anime I watched the other day!" then put this in your bio. If you have too many of these things, then copy and paste this into your profile...and add another one!! XD If you hate school, but don't want to miss a day of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If your singing in your head right this second, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are apart of the dark side just to get cookies, copy and paste this into your profile If someone took over all computers, I'd be the first one to know. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're addicted to the computer. If you have been on YouTube for more that 5 hours paste this on your profile. If you live for Fanfiction and can't go a day without it paste this on your profile If you think at least one anime/manga character is MEGA hot you know you do, copy and paste this to your profile. (cough) Almost all the guys out there(cough) If you think Japan is cool copy this into your profile (I wanna go there ) If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it, put this on your profile If you never study and it's a miracle you still get good grades without knowing anything at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate excercise, copy and paste this on your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you enjoy laughing at the pain or misfortune of others copy this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. (You should see me watching Bleach and a sword lock has happnend. KICK HIM IN THE BALLS DAMN IT!!!) Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. RAP STANDS FOR... R.ETARD A.TEMPTING P.OETRY REMEMBER WHEN" REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?'m 0 m' (was your hero)and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblingsand rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?when - WAR- was a card gameand life was simple and care free?remember when all you wanted to doWAS GROW UP? Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now FT. - If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with you hous of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, Kataang2- Gryffindor, MoonlightSpirit- Gryffindor, Elfgurl96-, blackbloodbaby-Slytherin I'm here because Heaven didn't want me, and Hell thought I would take over. You don't have to be faster than the bear, just faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it Choose your favorite fictional characters, 1 to 10: 1)Maka Albarn (soul eater) 2) Tsubaki Nakatsukasa (soul eater) 3) Patty Thompson (soul eater) 4) Liz Thompson (soul eater) 5) Black*Star (soul eater) 6) Soul 'Eater' Evens (soul eater) 7) Chrona Gorgon (soul eater) 8) Death The Kid (soul eater) 9) Kim Diehl (soul eater) 10) Jacquelyn (soul eater) A little reminder as to why we do the things we do when in love. And a little reminder to us all of why we love the person we do: Statements of Love: Article 1: The Kiss. 1. Kiss on the hand: "I adore you." 2. Kiss on the cheek: "I just want to be friends." 3. Kiss on the neck: "I want you." 4. Kiss on the lips: "I love you." 5. Kiss on the ear: "I'm just playing." 6. Kiss anywhere else: "Let's not get carried away." 7. Look into your eyes: "Kiss me." 8. Playing with your hair: "I can't live without you." 9. Hand on the waist: "I love you too much to let you go." Article 2: The Three Steps. 1. Girls: If any guy/girl gets fresh with you slap him/her. 2. Guys: If any guy/girl slaps you, their intentions are still good. 3. Guys and Girls: Close your eyes when you are kissing, it's rude to stare. :3 Article 3: The Commandments. 1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard. 2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss but take one. 3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity. (Remember: A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, A kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue. So open your mouth and close your eyes, and give that tongue some exercise.) Here are a few reasons guys/girls like girls: 1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they are when they sleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms. 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. Because they are always warm even when it's minus 30 degrees outside. 8. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 9. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt. Yet, REGARDLESS if you love them or hate them. Wish they would die, you'd die without them. It matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were once to the world; they become everything to you. When you look into their eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls... you say a million things without trace of a sound. You know that your own life is inevitably consumed in the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons. No paper would do it justice. It is not a thing of the mind, but of the heart. A feeling, only felt. Because: It's okay to be different. If we didn't have variety, then everything would be uniform. That may drive others insane. But, to lose your sanity over something so incredibly dismal, to dissipate your distinct character because you've gone mad over something trivial like this, is not acceptable at all. Sure, love does makes us do crazy things, things you never deemed possible you could do till now. Because as rapidly as the heart in love beats, and as straight the path the arrow flies; Being in love is a pure, genuine and overwhelming thing. Some theorize it as a psychosis. But, a good type of psychosis. Because, personally, if there was no love, where would be today? Love is love, no matter the form of it. It knows no gender, it knows no "program". What it knows is the heart and what it desires. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are; the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when your crush rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask them why. FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking. FRIENDS: Help you find your true love. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap them and give them to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha, loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Give you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say, "Run, run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "We messed up!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried... just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore. FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days and then give it back. BEST FRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad... here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will punish the crowd that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through middle school/high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and laugh. FRIENDS: Will tell you to do the right thing. BEST FRIENDS: Will tell you to hide the mess and hope your mom doesn't see it. FRIENDS: Will sit with you at lunch. BEST FRIENDS: Will sit with you in detention. FRIENDS: Like you enough to hang out with you. BEST FRIENDS: Love you. FRIENDS: Will help you pack when you move. BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you move. FRIENDS: Will ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this! FRIENDS: Support you. BEST FRIENDS: Constantly tease you and poke fun. FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Laugh at you. FRIENDS: Apoligize when they do something wrong. BEST FRIENDS: Don't need to. FRIENDS: Are always by your side. BEST FRIENDS: Are clinging on to you like a magnet. FRIENDS: Know who your crush is. BEST FRIENDS: Will come up with a plan to win their attention. FRIENDS: Ask you for advice. BEST FRIENDS: Already know what you'll say. FRIENDS: Will get you out of trouble. BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you're in trouble Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic,teh queen of randomness,Xannijn, powderedsugar, blondybrunette01, DisneyLady824, Hellfire1258, Courtney777,yvonna,XxXMiiDNiGhTXxX, YuriCore, Yui Tamashi Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hinoru 14, SassySaku, CommitedToKiba ,no tears left to cry, Courtney777,yvonna,XxXMiiDNiGhTXxX, Hanako love, YuriCore, Yui Tamashi, If there are times when you wanna annoy people, just for the fun of it, copy and paste this to your profile. 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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you HATE child abuse copy and paste this to your profile Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time... and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite gender. 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!) 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4. 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true... If you don't it will become the opposite... If you think being popular sucks, copy and paste this on your profile. If you are absolutely addicted to writing, copy and paste this into your profile! :DD If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile. If you feel that Writer's Block is some sort of contagious disease, copy and paste this into your profile. If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile. If fanfiction.net is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile: Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Glissoning Raven, Aleksandrya Gregonovitch, freakily obsessed Yassen fan, XxXMaximuM-RideRXxX, DoYouReallySeeMe, EvilMuffinsOfDeath, VisserZer0, Biisaiyowaq,gothsamphan14, Aurora Borealis 97,phantomgamer,raethewriter, Oak Leaf Ninja, Hiway202, YuriCore, Yui Tamashi I'm that girl The one that likes books more than boys The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy The one who always wonders what she did wrong The one who writes to escape The one who just wants to help The one that really wants to make a difference The one that sticks to her values The one that refuses to believe that this is it The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow The one who won't give in The one won't give up -by linguisticsrock, copy and paste if you can relate to this If you want animal neglect and abuse to stop then copy and paste this onto your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who knows the difference, copy and paste this on your profile. If yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile. If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile. If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile. If you are obsessed with writing fanfics for certain pairings or reading them, copy this into your profile. If you have ever started an argument with yourself and lost, copy this to your profile On average, 95 percent of the people in the U.S. have at least one iPod. If you are part of the 5 that don't, copy this to your profile. Did you know... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's practically impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. We all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... your wish will be granted. 98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read this, copy this into your profile. If you don't do drugs (they are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. Thousands of girls love the Jonas Brothers. If you're one of the teenagers who think they're just another boy band, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that writing or reading fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! (If we could solve wars with rock paper scissors, everyone would end up just playing it because it’s awesome.) If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than ten consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you just HATE HAVING WRITER'S BLOCK copy and paste this into your profile (T.T) If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't use Myspace and are proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever had to pretend that you knew what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart. If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) If you're part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been worried for another person, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! 98% of teens say "I love you" and don't mean it...I am one of the 2% that do mean it. If you are too, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy and paste this into your profile. (Only once...) I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile. If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to copy this to your profile, you know what to do. If you love random copy and paste quotes, copy and paste this on your profile! If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile. If your profile is WAAAAAYYYY too long, copy this into your profile and proceed to brag about how long your profile is. If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile. EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile. If you wonder who starts the copy and paste phrases, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy this onto your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, abnormal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV copy this! There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you think dancing in public is fun and the people giving you weird looks are missing out, copy and paste this on your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that Danny Phantom is way cuter than Justin Bieber, copy and paste this on your profile. YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own(ed) an X-Box. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own(ed) a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own, like, a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. You talk with food in your mouth. You sleep with your socks on at night. TOTAL: 9 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink. You go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance. It takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. You used to play with dolls as little kid. You like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. You like being the star of everything. TOTAL: 8 Mummy... Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But Mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry Mummy I had to go, but Mummy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell Daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, Mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy on that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But Mummy I must go now the time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you Mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "Mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbine students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people who didn't get to say "goodbye" And now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care or 2) just ignore it and show people that the place your heart should be is bare (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care.) If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile. If you are always the last picked in gym class, and if you don't care, please copy and paste this into your profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer. If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a bookworm and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours. If you trip on air, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you love yuri, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever screamed at the main character in a book or TV show telling them "don't do it!" copy and paste this in your profile If you tend to drop something, pick it up, then drop it again, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile. If you HAVE EVER tried to take over the world and not succeeded, then copy and past this to your profile and add your name to the list: Master Of Minds, YuriCore, Yui Tamashi If you have ever copied and pasted something to your profile- and been proud to do it- copy and paste this to your profile. If you have been on the computer READING fanfiction - not just staring at them - for more than a few hours, copy and paste this to your profile and please add your name to the list: Master Of Minds, YuriCore, Yui Tamashi If you think rock paper scissors solves everything, then put this in your pro! ()() ／l、 This is Kitty. Help Kitty achieve world domination by copy and pasting him into your profile. Not sure if he's a friend or nemesis of Bunny, but copy and paste anyway! If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. People call me weird, then I turn to them and say, "People who are weird are unique. Unique people are strange. Strange is better that cool. Cool is acting. Acting is fun, but if you go to far, you're world falls apart. You lose all your so-called friends once you mess up one time, but if you do something cool again, they come back to you. Your 'friends' never help you up when you're down; they always forget your name. Being weird is a gift. You have real, weird friends, that would never leave your side, even if you messed up 16 times. They help you up when you're down; they never forget your name." I stay silent for a minute, then say two words. "Thank you." And walk away. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you got what this was saying. If you feel as obsesional about a random thing as I do, copy and paste this into your profile. If you support finding a cure for breast cancer, copy this into your profile. I THROW MY HANDS UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYING- OMG ARE YOU OKAY? Wow, sorry dude. Didn't mean to hit you. ROTFLOLASHTINCBISAGOWOTTARUTDIAIOA - Rolling on the floor laughing out loud and so hard that I nearly choke but I see a glass of water on the table and reach up to drink it and I'm okay again. If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. 90 percent of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile. If you wanna be a genius like Jimmy Neutron, put this in your you-know-what. If you don't understand why some people consider boyXboy/girlXgirl love to be wrong, copy and paste this into your profile. A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever had one of your weirdest friends tell you you're weird, copy this and paste it on your profile. If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this into your profile. Too many teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile. DENY THE DRUGS! DENY THEM! I live in a world... Where being normal is too mundane, too boring for a human being... Where animals talk, and actually have something to say... Where Christmas is magical, and miracles actually happen... Where Halloween is brought by a dancing skeleton and a rag doll woman... Where snow is because of a man with scissors for hands... Where superheroes protect the innocent... Where wardrobes have magical worlds inside... Where wizards and witches are common... Where owls bring the mail... Where imagination powers everything... Where godchildren go on adventures... Where ghosts are real, and many are friendly... Where anyone can fly, if they believe... Where children never grow old... Where fairies exist... Where everyone is different... Where the beds are made for jumping... Where we spend the day laughing... I live in a world different from everything, care to join me? YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (Sometimes.) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (Yup.) When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (Yeah.) People think you're insane. (Yeah. Not like I care what they think.) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then disappear off the face of the earth the next. (Nooo...) You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (No.) When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. (I usually get straight to the point.) No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. (Sometimes I do have to get up, but not usually.) The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (Nope.) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. (I'm sorry peoples, but I dunno what that is... but I think the answer is no.) People think you have A.D.D. (Maybe. I can't read their minds! That'd be so creepy!) You think it's cool to have A.D.D. (Yeah-yeah!) You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason! (*insert comment here*) Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (They still look at me funny sometimes. But then they look away, like, "What's new?") And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (JK!) I'm crazy. So what? If you're crazy and proud, copy this into your profile! If you have spent a straight 7 hours playing a video game, copy and paste this into your profile. WHAT AM I? PREP You own a cell phone. You own something from Abercrombie. You own something from Pacsun. You own something from Hollister. You own something from American Eagle You love/like going to the mall. You own an iPod/MP3 player. You love Starbucks. You have been called a brat. You hate buying things that are on sale. You have more than one house. Total : 5 GOTHIC Black is one of your favorite colors. You have thought about death. You wear chains. You like heavy metal. You've shopped at Hot Topic. You have worn black lipstick. Your hair was/is dark. You dislike preps. You're a(n) atheist/Satanist/agnostic. Total: 4 PUNK You can skateboard. You've worn plaid. You like Converse. You hate MTV. You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. You dislike pink. You hate/dislike preps. You wear/wore skateboarding shoes. Total : 5 GEEK You love the computer. You like Harry Potter. You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts You get straight A's. You love/like reading. You were/are in band. You don't care what you look like. You have a curfew. You always do your homework. You never miss school unless you're sick. Total : 6 EMO You cut/have cut yourself over depression. You have been depressed. You have black rimmed glasses. You like the band Evanescence. You cry easily. You like emo music. You hate being called emo. You keep/have kept a journal/diary. You have written a sad poem. You think emo chicks/guys are hot. Total: 6 GHETTO/GANGSTA You like rap. You are/were in a gang. You wear/wore rubber bands in your pants. You swear once in a while or a lot. You have freestyled. You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out. You can break-dance. Total : 1 HARDCORE/SCENE You like loud music. You love/loved the Ninja Turtles. You never walk anywhere. You wear slip-on shoes. You wear/wore Vans. You like the band Panic at the Disco. You wear band t-shirts. People have called you a freak and meant it. You love to "hardcore" dance. Hair has been dyed more than 1 color. Total: 4 ATHLETIC You watch/watched the Superbowl. You own track shoes or other sports-related shoes. You collect your jerseys. You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards. You have posters or plaques of famous athletes. Your garage consists of sports equipment. You belong/belonged to a school team. You are going/did go to a sports summer camp. You have a specific number. Total: 5 RESULTS: GEEK and Emo! I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak, either behind my back, or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing things no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who loves and is obsessed with Danny Phantom, who can express herself better without words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV, iStartRiots, CourtneyXDuncanForver, musicaltheatergirl-dxc4eva, SamanthaFenton,kiwi118, YuriCore, Yui Tamashi put this If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingies, then copy and paste this into your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile. If you ever read past four in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization. If you think rainbows are wonderful, post this in your profile. If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe that fictional characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love to sadistically torture your favorite characters in your stories, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) Dream about it, B.) Sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) Know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile. 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 percent either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are one of the 30 that KNOW that you're going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty,Monko25, leafninja345435, animemaniac-101, SilverAngel90,SeyoukaiStar,kohano haru,fruitsbasketangel OneSong05, Ayumi Elric, SapphireElric, julstimes2, E.Mahiru, Skitty Kat Girl, Yondaime Namikaze, YuriCore If you like well-written, original characters, but hate Mary Sues, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Zilo's Blue Pen, Skitty Kat Girl, Yondaime Namikaze, YuriCore If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don't exist, put this in your profile. (Disasteroid, halfa, Skulker...) Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile. Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. If you think Japan is cool, copy this into your profile. If this site is an addiction and your parents don't know add this to your profile. If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. War does not determine who is right - only who is left. Excuse me. Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it... Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish. I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. If silence is golden, why is duct tape silver? One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Ever stop to think and forget to start again? Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated! It's always the last place you look... of course it is, why would I keep looking after I found it? I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. 98 PERCENT OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION DRINKS OR HAS BEEN AROUND ALCOHOL. PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS. If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile. Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer. 92% of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it was uncool to breathe. If you're part of the 8% that's laughing till ya choke, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? A 14-YEAR-OLD BOY WAS SHOT 6 TIMES BY HIS STEPFATHER. THIS BOY WAS PROTECTING HIS LITTLE 2-YEAR-OLD SISTER WHO WAS ABOUT TO BE SHOT BY THIS POOR EXCUSE OF A MAN. THE LITTLE GIRL DID NOT GET HURT THANKS TO HER BRAVE OLDER BROTHER. THEIR MOM WAS AT WORK WHEN ALL THIS HAPPENED. NOW THIS BRAVE YOUNG MAN IS FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE, BUT DOCTORS SAY HE WILL NOT SURVIVE UNLESS HE GETS AN OPERATION WHICH IS VERY COSTLY AND WHICH HIS MOM CANNOT PAY. ALL FACEBOOK COMPANIES HAVE AGREED TO DONATE 45 CENTS FOR EVERY TIME SOMEONE POSTS THIS TO THEIR WALL, SO PLEASE PASTE AND PASS THIS ON SO THAT TOGETHER WE CAN HELP SAVE THIS BOY'S LIFE... I PASSED THIS MESSAGE DOWN AND SO SHOULD YOU. Pickup Lines That Are Doomed To Fail... (Take it from me, I'm a girl!) 1. You look familiar; have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember! You look like my next girlfriend! 2. Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube. The longer you play with me, the harder I get. 3. If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better? 4. Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes... 5. If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me? 6. You be an iceberg, I'll be the Titanic, and I'll go down on you. 7. If I tossed this 50 cent coin, what are the chances of me getting head? 8. I'll be the flower, you be the bee, and you can have a taste of my honey! 9. Are you an alien? Cause you've just abducted my heart. 10. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas. 11. Your beauty was so distracting that I ran into a wall, so I'm gonna need your name and number... for insurance reasons. 12. Excuse me, I lost my number. Can I have yours? 13. If being pretty is a crime, then you are guilty as charged. 14. Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out! 15. Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me? 16. Is it hot in here, or is it just you? 17. Are you an overdue book? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you. 18. Did you fart? 'Cause you blew me away! 19. Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot! 20. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. 21. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. 22. Do you have any raisins? No? Well, then how about a date? 23. Can I interview you? I'm writing an article on the finer things in life. 24. Can you help me settle a bet? My friends say angels don't exist... This is a true story: Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one else was around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents Unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Oh why, Is my life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrust the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless piece of trash!" The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house Then quickly barged in Quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the little girl Lying dead on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms (Add this to your profile if you're against child abuse.) If you can read this message, you are very lucky, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all. If you have ever tripped over your own feet WHILE jumping in the air... copy this to your profile. She was drinking at a party I went to a party and remembered what you said; I made a healthy choice, and your advice to me was right; Now I'm lying on the pavement, and I hear the policeman say; I'm sure the guy had no idea, while he was flying high; Tell sister not to be afraid, Mum, tell Daddy to be brave. My breath is getting shorter, Mum, I'm getting really scared; Remember: NEVER drink and drive! My name is Lilly I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be naughty I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't do a wrong I can't speak at all Or else I’m locked up All day long. When I’m awake, I’m all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy comes home I'll try and be nice, So maybe I’ll just get One whipping tonight. I just Heard a car My daddy Is back from Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now, I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says it’s my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!" I scream But it's now much too late His face has been twisted Into an unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Lilly I am but three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me. Copy and paste this to your profile if you feel very sorry for Lilly, one of the millions of innocent children who has suffered from child abuse. Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like cartoons, video games, and animated movies even though people say you're too old for them and you don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. Copy and paste this into your profile to show your support for gay rights. Put this in your profile I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over. Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mom or dad, or my older brother Collin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, but I think it's Colin. You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor. I hear voices, and they don't like you. Whatever it is -- I didn't do it! A sane mind is a boring one. If reality is a nice place, but you wouldn't want to live there, add this to your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and/or are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If it's obvious you're not normal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you would give a thousand dollars to have ghost powers, copy and paste this into your profile and fork over the cash. If you love fairies, put this in your profile... or else. If you have imaginary friends, copy and paste this into your profile. PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile. If you know the difference between "its" and "it's", copy and paste this into your profile. If you're obsessed with any television series, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being normal is vastly overrated, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever lost someone (dogs and hamsters count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you wonder who starts the copy and paste phrases, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever copied and pasted somthing onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy this onto your profile. If you agree with me in saying that real vampires are blood-sucking, vicious, light-fearing monsters, not lovesick, pasty, big-headed sparkling teenagers, copy this onto your profile. If you hate Mary Sues, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing while reading a book and everyone around you gives you weird looks, copy and paste this into you profile. If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV copy this! If you read in bed until past 3 in the morning, put this on your profile! If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If your skin is almost always cold...copy and paste this onto your profile. Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods... On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?) On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?) On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.) On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...) On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.) On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...) On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this...) On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.) Phone call* Best Things About Being A Girl 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks. 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies. 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly. 7. Our magazines have horoscopes. 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around. 5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm. 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month. 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have. 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket. 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing. If you found that amusing, put it on your profile. |
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