Hi everyone! Welcome to my profile! I'm nuts. Completely insane. Just warning you. I love a lot of things, which you will see below, for no real reason except to let you know, even if you won't read them! (;

Basic Stuffs:

Name: Zane-Ice-Fairy. As far as you know...

Age: 2,785.4

Where I Live: Really? Nope. (; Oh, fine...on EARTH. O: (:

Gender: Guess.

Fave Movie: Far to many...(:

Fave Book: Coraline

Fave Shows: Lego Ninjago, ATLA, Legend of Korra, Fairly Oddparents, Johnny Test, Big Bang Theory, Game of Thrones, Downton Abbey, The Borgias

Fave Animes: Soul Eater, Ouran High School Host Club, Blue Exorcist, Angel Beats, Death Note, Hetalia Axis Powers

Fave Music: Paramore, Owl City, P!nk, Coldplay, Panic! At The Disco, Evanescence, The Fray, Maroon 5, Ed Sheeran, Three Day's Grace, Mayday Parade, The Summer Set, We The Kings, Fit For Rivals

Girls

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the
top of
the tree

Works- I warn you-I UPDATE SLOWLY. (i should work on that

Captured-Zane is captured by the Serpentine-but is it random, or do they have a plan for our favorite white ninja? First fanfic-MERCY!

Completed! This was my first story. Oh wow. I've improved, and this SUCKS. Oh dear. My sequel sucks too. Maybe I should scrap it. Probably. Who knows. I'll ask around.

Revived-Book Two in the Powers of the Gods series. The ninja get someone back-but is it forever-and is he the same? Also, some teenage goddesses get involved, with romance, and arranged M-WORDS!

This is the second story from my first story on FF, and boy, in retrospect, it stinks. I don't know if I'll scrap this, or if I'll continue it. Eh. Give me some feedback on that score. Until then. ON HIATUS.

Hate Is To Great A Burden To Bear-Oneshot. When Bolin is sunk in a depression and about to leave, Lin Beifong lends some free advice, which might just help him and a certain hurt heiress in the bargain. Sorry, I suck at summaries. Hope this is better than I think it is. Enjoy.

Completed! This was a simple oneshot which I actually really liked. Wow, I like something I wrote. There's a rarity. It's done, though, so that's all, folks.

Lost Girl-When the ninja meet an odd girl in a battle with Garmadon and the snakes, they end up taking her home with them-but when Zane begins to fall for her, will a certain dark lord find out and try to use it to his own advantage? ZanexOC

This was a request, and I think it's not bad. I LOVE Ninjago, and Zane's my fave character, so this was a perfect arrangement. I hope it's good. I'm pleased with it so far, and trust me, that's rare. (: I'm to self-critical. Oh well. Man has faults.

Quotes

"You can shine, no matter what you're made of."-Robots

"Fairy tales are more than true; not just because they tell us that dragons are real, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten."-Coraline (book)

"Women who behave never make history."-?

“Because,' she said, 'when you're scared but you still do it anyway, that's brave.”-Coraline (book)

“Coraline shivered. She preferred her other mother to have a location: if she were nowhere, then she could be anywhere. And, after all, it is always easier to be afraid of something you cannot see.”-Coraline (book)

“It is astonishing just how much of what we are can be tied to the beds we wake up in in the morning, and it is astonishing how fragile that can be.”-Coraline (book)

“I don't want whatever I want. Nobody does. Not really. What kind of fun would it be if I just got everything I ever wanted just like that, and it didn't mean anything? What then?”-Coraline (book)

"So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be."-The Perks of Being A Wallflower (book)

"How can women say completely illogical stuff with such complete confidence?!"-Soul Eater (Soul)

Crying doesn't mean you're weak. It means you've been strong for too long.-?

"Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like."-Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Slippery Slope

"You know you are in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better then your dreams." -Dr. Suess

"We just witnessed a classic example of what I call miss directed rage, which, I believe the technical term is, being an ass."-Shigure. Fruits Basket.

"There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people. Psychopaths, and mystery writers. I'm the kind that pays better."-?

"If you insult someone's OTP, and they kill you, it's your fault." -Danisnotonfire

"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson

Pairings

Soul Eater: *=fave ones

Soul/Maka-it's a good pairing that I really like

*Kid/Liz-I LOVE THIS PAIRING! IT'S SO COOL AND AWESOME AND TOTALLY RIGHT FOR THEM!

*BlackStar/Tsubaki-this is a sweet pairing i can TOTALLY see happening

Patti/Crona (boy Crona, obvi)-saw it in a fic once, and it just stuck with me. they seem right for each other!

Maka/Crona (boy Crona, obvi)-obvious, peoples. if u don't watch soul eater, you're outta luck. figure it out (;

*Kid/Maka-I just love Maka, love Kid, and so, TADA!

Kid/Tsubaki-eh, I can see it sometimes, but i'm cool with them now as friends. 'sides, i like blackstar/tsubaki more. (;

Soul/Liz-again, saw it in a fic. it seemed cute. (:

*Kid/Crona (girl Crona, obvi)-cuteness...yeah, i'm weird. feel lucky I left out my fave slash pairings, 'cause then we'd have a party

Ninjago: YES I LIKE SOME SLASH DON'T LIKE SKIP OVER!!!!!!!

Jay/Nya-OBVIOUS, BECAUSE THEY LOVE EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! (;

Zane/Cole-I love Zane, and Cole, and they're very similar...FINE SUE ME, SEE IF I CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zane/Jay-reference one above

Soul Eater Oath!

I promise to remember Kid
Whenever I see something asymmetrical And promise to remember Liz
Whenever I am scared out of my wits
I promise to remember Patty
Whenever I act crazy and/or see a giraffe
And I promise to remember Black*Star
Whenever I feel like the best
I promise to remember Tsubaki
Whenever I help out a friend
And I promise to remember Maka
Whenever I get teased for being a bookworm
I promise to to remember Soul
Whenever someone acts cool
And I promise to remember Lord Death
When I see someone not taking anything seriously
I promise to remember Spirit
When I pass a drinking bar
And I promise to remember Stein
Whenever I am dissecting something
I promise to remember Asura
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Soul Eater! Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Eaters know

NINJAGO LUVERS OATH!

whenever I feel the flakes on my nose,

and winter comes around.

when I feel the chill of the weather,

in my mind, Zane will be found.

whenever I feel overly warm,

or see the glowing flames.

when fire or tempers are around,

i will speak Kai's name.

when the flash eminates through my room,

or I hear the boom that's after.

when lightning is showing itself through the clouds,

through my mind I hear Jay's laughter.

when look at the sand or trip in the dirt,

and feel the messy ground.

when earth is around me, especially rocks,

In my mind, Cole will be around.

whenever I find a youthful girl,

who is brave, strong, and kind.

who is better than others think her to be,

Nya will cross my mind.

when I find a man, old and wise,

who lectures people on end.

who tries to find the facts in life,

Sensei Wu fills my head.

When a person is dark, and obsessed with power,

who on the inside is kind

who loves family dearly, yet still acts like fighting,

Lord Garmadon invades my mind.

when I find a child, who tries to grow up to fast.

and swears to copy his father.

who is actually strong at heart,

my mind is what Lloyd will bother.

upon seeing snakes, instead of fleeing,

or looking at them with fear

i smile at the snakes, even if they hiss,

and think of the serpentine leaders.

IF U HART NINJAGO COPY AND PASTE DIS TO YUR PROFILE!

A NinjaFan Interview:

1. Who is your favorite Ninja?

Zane (;

2. What would you do if you met your favorite Ninja?

Do the Foaming Mouth Guy thing from Atla (:

3. What would your favorite Ninja do if s/he met you?

Be my friend, maybe something more... ;)

4. What music does s/he listen to?

I don't know

5. Do you have an OC?

Yes, several: Mika, in a role play and one day a story, and an OC in a story, but she shall remain nameless for now, and gods, goddesses, and 3 demi-god girls in another story

6. What would your OC do if s/he met your favorite Ninja?

DATE Zane :D

7. What crazy thing could you imagine s/he doing?

Him getting really mad

9. Who is your favorite Serpentine?

Fangtom

10. What crazy thing could you imagine s/he doing?

Cooking and playing the jazz flute

11. What would your favorite Ninja and Serpentine do if they met each other?

...FIGHT, OF COURSE! :D

12. Who is your least favorite Ninja?

I LOVE THEM ALL, but, I think, if I had to choose,...it would be Kai. BUT I STILL LOVE HIM! :D

13. Who is your least favorite Serpentine?

Skalidor

14. If you could marry your favorite Ninja, how many kids would you have?

AWKWARD! But I think...two? OH, AWKWARD!

15. What is your favorite Ninjago pairing?

COLEXZANE

16. Have you ever called a Ninja hot?

Maybe... :p

17. If you could be a ninja, what would it be of?

Air, because I love it and hold to its belief system, like from atla

18. What side would you join?

Ninja all the way, brohams (=

List only 10 characters from any series. NINJAGO MASTERS OF SPINJITZU :D

(1) Nya

(2) The Mailman

(3) Jay

(4) Zane

(5) Sensei

(6) Garmadon

(7) Lloyd

(8) Fangtom

(9) Kai

(10) Cole

1 walked in on you while you were showering. What is your reaction?

Me: Oh, uh, hi Nya...guess you're a girl so it's uh...still, please leave thanks! (:

7 cooked you dinner.

Me: Aw, thanks Lloyd! That's so nice of you! :D

4 and 5 are having an arguement. Why is this?

Zane and Sensei? Wow, must be about philosophy or something, cause they don't really get mad at each other, cause Sensei was kinda his father figure...

6 Is extremely pissed off about something, why is this? And what will you do?

Well, Garmadon is evil, so he gets mad a lot, probably about the ninja winning again...I'd taunt him, cause I'm cruel like that...to bad guys...(;

3 told you that she will soon be getting married to 2. What is your reaction?

JAY OH WHY ARE YOU MARRYING THE MAILMAN OH MY EYES I'M GONNA DIE, WHY NOT NYA?

You catch 10 looking at porn on the internet.

Me: ...okay, Cole,...I'm just gonna go now...eeewww

You are about to do something that will make you feel very embarrassed. Will 9 comfort you?

Yeah, Kai's nice :)

You're lying on the beach peacefully, and then you turn your head to see 1, 2, and 9, by the water wearing speedos.

Nya, even Kai, I'm good with, but the mailman...GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8 confessed to be a part of your family.

AAAHHH, Fangtom is related to me! Gross, he's evil and ugly!

6 kidnapped you, why is this?

AH, GARMADON! Because I am a good guy, and he wants to force the ninja to give up so I won't be hurt. Stupid evil Garmadon...):

You walk in accidentally on 3 to see her having a threesome with 9 and 10.

AH, JAY/KAI/COLE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, MY EYES HELPHELPHELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7 is having relationship problems, 4 tries to help him out but his advice isn't helpful. Your thoughts about this predicament?

This is impossible, since Zane always gives good advice, and would want to help Lloyd! :D

5 gave you a teddy bear.

Oh, uh, thanks Sensei! It's cute. *mildly confused, but I DO love teddy bears* :)

9 and 1 accidentally get hooked up on a dating website and are forced to go on a date together.

Ah, Nya and Kai! INCEST ALERT! Gross! :p

8 gets angry and starts cussing at 6 very loudly. 7 is watching it all and is interested...but why is this?

Uh, k,...Fangtom hates that Garmadon rules over the Serpentine, so he is rebelling, and Lloyd likes drama, maybe...?

It's storming outside and 4 allowed you to stay with him at his place until it blows over. And your reaction to this kind gesture is?

YAY, ZANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG, I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW PEOPLE! ZANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :):):):):):):)

5 wakes you up in the middle of the night.

Um, Sensei would wake me up because there's danger, and he wants me to help the guys fight! (;

You and 10 go out for a picnic. Everything is peaceful until 2 crashes it by showing up and inviting you to go hang out at a cafe. Would you go with 2 or stay with 10?

Stay with Cole, bro! The mailman? GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 suspects you are Kira.

You and 9 get trapped in an elevator together. What happens? And who are the other random people with you two?

Kai and I are friends, so, cool bro. We'd talk crazy plans on how to escape, and the random citizens would be thrilled that two ninja were there to help them!

2 writes you a love song, plays it for you, then kisses you on the cheek.

AH THE MAILMAN SAVE ME ZANE AND ASSORTED NINJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4 Is forced to sing karaoke by his friends...and you as well. What song would he sing? And what song would you sneak in for him to sing when he wasn't looking?

Oooohhhhhhhhhh, Zane! Yay! So, uh, he'd pick...Stand up, by One Direction, and I'd pick I'd Lie, by Taylor Swift. (: :D

1 asks to talk to you privately. When you are both alone, she admits to you that she is gay.

Yay, Nya! I'm cool with that! And, uh, I think you're pretty... (;

All the listed characters get into a very epic and all-out battle. Who will be the last one standing?

Oh, they're all so amazing, so I don't know! Lloyd, or Zane!

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

.:FIRE:.

You have a short temper.

You often act on your emotions without thinking first.

You are very competitive.

You like to play with fire.

You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.

You prefer warm weather over cold weather.

You often lose control over yourself.

You can be quite reckless.

You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.

People have often called you insane.

Total:4

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality.

You like to go to the beach.

You rarely get angry.

When you do get angry, you know how to control it.

You think before you act.

You are good at breaking up fights.

You are a good swimmer.

You like the rain.

You can stay calm in stressful situations.

You are very generous.

Total: 9

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.

You have a close connection with nature.

You don't mind getting dirty.

You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.

You could easily survive in the wild.

You care about the environment.

You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.

You rarely get depressed.

You aren't afraid of anything.

You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total:3

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.

You hate rules.

You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.

You hate to be restrained.

You are very independent and outgoing.

You are quite intelligent.

You tend to be impatient.

You are easily distracted.

You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.

You wish you could fly.

Total: 10

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone

You prefer nighttime over daytime.

You like creepy things.

You like to play tricks on people.

Black is your favorite color.

You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.

You don't talk much

You are atheist.

You don't mind watching scary movies.

You love to break the rules.

Total: 3

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite.

You are spiritual.

When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.

You believe everything you see or hear.

You are afraid of the dark.

You hate violence.

You hope for world peace.

You are generally a happy person.

Everyone loves to be around you.

You always follow the rules.

Total:9

Yay! I'm air! Cool! Told u! *above:D

YOUR GUY SIDE

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own a DS, PS or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 14/25

YOUR GIRL SIDE

You wear lip gloss/stick.

Cats are better than dogs.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice.

Pink, yellow, orange, PURPLE or gold is one of your favorite colors.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the shopping center.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelery. (Only necklaces and bracelets)

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were/are in gymnastics/dance

It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body perfume.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like being the star of everything (Does that make Black Star a girl?)

TOTAL: 7/25

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

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When life gives you lemons... throw them at the idiot who thought they would help.

If the opposite of pro is con, then what's the opposite of Progress?

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

If you are born ugly blame your parents, but if you died ugly, blame your doctor.

Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have their way.

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

I am a Nobody. Nobody is Perfect. Therefore I am Perfect.

How come we have to choose from just 2 persons for president, and 50 for Miss America?

Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.

Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.

It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.

Demons are a Ghouls best Friend.

Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.

Department of Redundancy Department.

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

Money is not the only thing, it's everything.

A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Optimists think the glass is half full. Pessimists think the glass is half empty. Realists know that someone will have to wash the glass

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

When you wish upon a shooting star, all your dreams will come true. Unless the star is really a meteor about to destroy the earth. Then, you’re pretty much dead no matter what you wish for. Unless it’s death by meteor.

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, "So far so good!"

When life gives you lemons, you’d better wait for it to give you some sugar first or else you’ll have some really nasty-tasting lemonade.

If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.(I'm not making fun of the army, I just found this funny.)

You can find tea in a tea cup... but cannot find world in a world cup.

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

Do you know what I hate? I hate rhetorical questions.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming like his passengers.

Politics: From the Greek "poli" meaning "many", and "tics" meaning blood-sucking parasite.

Before you borrow money from a friend, decide which you need more.

Out of my mind…Back in five minutes.

Add "The" to "IRS" and you get "THEIRS."

Where there’s a will… I want to be on it.

All men are idiots. I married their king.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with a lot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, Rainspiral, X-Chick303, Zane-Ice-Fairy.

If you have ever just wanted to SMACK someone, paste this to your page. His name rhyme's with a llama.

Batteries are the most melodramatic inamimate object. They don't just run out... THEY DIE!

If it weren't for physics and law enforcement... I'd be unstoppable!

To be or not to be... technically that's not really a question.

You're a great friend. But if we're ever being chased by zombies, I'm tripping you.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins?

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.

Practice makes perfect...But nobody's perfect...so why practice?

Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?

Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.

If life is a bowl of cherries, why am I stuck with the pits?

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

Random Thingymajiggers

He handed her eleven red roses and one fake red rose and told her, "I will love you until the last rose dies."

Sanity? I've never had such a useless thing in my life!

When in doubt... Push random buttons!

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

I'm not afraid of death. What's he gonna do - kill me?

I plan on living to be a hundred, or die trying!

"At one point," a firefighter commented, "we decided to fight fire with fire. Well, basically... Your house just burned faster."

I am not paranoid. WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!?

Whose sick joke was it for the fear of long words to be called hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?

This place reeks of evil. Either that, or it's sausage... Nope, I'm pretty sure it's evil.

It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it is. If you don't, it's its. Then too, it's hers. It isn't her's. It isn't our's either. It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs.

Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes; because by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever you want to about him.

Anything in parenthesis can (not) be ignored.

Have you ever noticed anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it.

If psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they still working?

If quitters never win and winners never quit, who came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?

If repetition is the key to learning, and repetition is a sign of stupidity, does that make learning stupid?

Isn't it scary to know that what doctors do for a living is called "practice"?

If you cry, I cry. If you laugh, I laugh. If you jump off a cliff, I laugh harder.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What? You, too? Thought I was the only one!"

A day without sunshine... is night.

There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can do math, and those who can't.

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.

Music is like candy - you throw away the (w)rappers.

Boys are like slinkies: useless, but still VERY fun to watch fall down stairs.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

'It's always the last place you look.' Well of course it is! Why would I keep looking after I found it?

Sticks and stones may scar my skin, but words slice through my soul within.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

A thousand enemies outside the castle is better than one within.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

Don't take life too seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.

Smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to.

If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen.

Little boys who play with fire get burned. Little girls who play with fire get others burned.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious.

Intelligence is like underwear: everyone has it, but you don't have to show it off.

Some say the glass is half full; others say the glass is half empty. All I want to know is who on earth is drinking my water!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and tell life to make its own lemonade.

The fact that I tripped does not diminish the impact of my exit!

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Become evil.

NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY: Like we need your support.

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

What's the speed of dark?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Why is round pizza in a square box?

Why do people say that they slept like a baby when babies wake up every two hours crying?

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person; but to one person, you are the world.

Some minds are like concrete: thoroughly mixed and permanently set.

The town was so dull that when the tide went out, it refused to come back in.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Education is important. School however, is another matter.

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

Why do alarm clocks "go off” when they start making noise?

Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”?

Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly?

How can something be both “new” and “improved”?

A friend wants to make you smile. A best friend knows to stay as far away as possible from you when you're smiling.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read in school about wars that solved America's problems?

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.

It's you and me against the world. We attack at dawn.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

I once stood in an open field and felt claustrophobic.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Boys are like trees: they take fifty years to grow up.

People say, "Guns don't kill people; people kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled "Bang!", I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Some people drink from the Fountain of Knowledge; others just gurgle.

If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk!

There's a light at the end of every tunnel - just pray that it's not a train.

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it's true.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

I used all my sick days, so I called in dead.

Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. ...You decide.

When in doubt, make up words!

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

When someone tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

True love stories never have endings.

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.

Friendship doubles joy and halves grief.

And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

Lots of your friends want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

True friends are very difficult to find, hard to leave, and impossible to forget.

Hold a true friend with both your hands.

No guy is worth your tears, and the ones who are won’t make you cry.

Always laugh when you can. It is cheaper than medicine and tastes better, too.

Cute is when a person’s personality shines through their looks. Like in the way they walk, and every time you see them you just want to run up and hug them.

Life is not the amount of breaths you take; it’s the moments that take your breath away.

Love is just something you can’t explain, like the look of a rose, the smell of rain, or the feeling of forever.

A smile is the beginning of peace.

Give your smile to everyone, but give your heart to only one.

A smile happens in a flash, but its memory can last for a lifetime.

Do you love me because I’m beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me?

True love is being able to let them go.

True love is wanting them to be happy even if you're not a part of it.

We build up walls, not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.

We enjoy warmth because we've been cold. We enjoy light because we've seen darkness. We can experience joy because we've known sadness.

The tooth fairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts.

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different than yours.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

I say we shoot Cupid and see how he likes it.

I believe that dragons, unicorns, and sporks do exist.

Snot is brain juice leaking out of your nose.

If you're really my friend, I'll probably make jabs at you. It's all in good fun. But don't confuse jabs with insults. Insults involve actual dislike.

Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Strangers have the best candy.

You stare because I’m different. I stare because you're all the same.

Free hugs.

Your epidermis is showing!

I do whatever my rice Krispes tell me to.

I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.

Your chances of being struck by lightning go up if you stand on a hill beneath a tree, raise your fist to the sky, and shout, 'Storms stink!'

Be insane, because well-behaved girls never made history.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere.

You don't like me? Well, it's mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

Many a grandchild was spoiled because you simply cannot spank, Grandpa.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers; yet on Halloween, it's encouraged! Why is that?

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think its Colin.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

They laugh because we're losers. We laugh because they just figured it out.

A computer password is like a toothbrush: Change it every six months and don't share with anyone else.

I tripped over a wireless phone.

Every day I think people can't get any stupider. Every day I am proven horribly wrong.

I wanted to be a warrior like you, not a damsel in this dress.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask directions.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

You can't spell awesome without ME!

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself, where on earth is my roof!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Wrinkles merely show where smiles have been.

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit just a little bit harder.

Whoever said that words never hurt obviously has never gotten hit by a dictionary.

Nine of the ten voices in my head think I'm sane. The tenth is undecided.

You say I've lost my sanity. Well, I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had.

The difference between genius and stupidity: genius has its limits.

I'm no good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?

Happiness is your dentist telling you "It won't hurt a bit" and him catching his hand in the drill.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Let's play truth or dare. Or maybe just dare since no one seems to tell the truth anymore.

Basic definitions of Science: If it's green and wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is they have a common enemy.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

A bookstore is one of the few pieces of evidence we have left that people are still thinking.

If you have noticed this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

Man invented language to satisfy his need to complain.

I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times. Once when it's said. Once when it's explained to me. And once five minutes later when I finally get it.

There are three sides to an argument - your side, my side, and the right side.

For sale: Parachute, only used once, never been opened. Small stain.

I couldn't fix your breaks, so I made your horn louder.

You, you, and you - panic. The rest of you, follow me.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.

If you think things can't get any worse, you lack sufficient imagination.

I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Skill is walking across Niagara Falls on a tightrope without falling. Intelligence is not trying.

Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine.

The first casualty of war is always truth.

Imagination is intelligence having fun.

You have enemies? Good. That means you stood up for something in your life.

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, but to find a friend worth dying for.

We don't live in the world of reality; we live in the world of how we percieve reality.

If God had intended man to smoke, He would have set him on fire.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every two months.

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free and charge five dollars for the second glass. It contained the antedote.

Don't you look at me with that tone of voice.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

The Force and duct tape are the same: both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Someone asked me, "So, why do you like him so much?" But before I could even reply, my best friend put her hand over my mouth and said, "Don't even get her started!"

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

According to the latest figures, forty-three percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.

A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what the difference between ignorance and apathy is. He had to give an A to a student who answered "I don't know and I don't care."

Last night I played a blank tape on full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

Helpful Advice: A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal ideas from many is research.

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of every successful man is usually another woman.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Hospitality is making your guests feel at home even when you wish they were.

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

Give up... on me giving up!

DRAGON

Just because I'm cute doesn't mean I'm harmless.

Please do not annoy the writer. She may put you in a book and kill you

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

I'm the girl that can watch tons of horror movies without getting scared, but scream when toast pops out of the toaster

I'm not quiet, I'm plotting

Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone

FORKS?! Im going to Spoons

If you can see that I AM reading, why would you interrupt me to ask WHAT I'm reading?

It takes skill to trip up stairs, but even more to run into open doors.

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

If the dark side has cookies and the light side has chocolate, does the middle have chocolate cookies? Go Middle!!

When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate!

Lost in a book. Be back when i can handle reality.

People who don't know me think I'm quiet...people who DO know me wish i was.

Life is hard... Get a helmet

PRIDE METER:
100%
If You're Proud To Be A Dragon Lover
Stick This On Your Page

You know you've watched How To Train Your Dragon too much when:
1. You read out loud to yourself by candlelight.
2. When someone unexpectedly turns on a light in a dark room, you drop to the ground, cover your head and scream, "NIGHT FURY!"
3. You can quote the entire movie from memory.
4. You have a crush on either Hiccup, Snotlout, Tuffnut or Fishlegs.
5. When someone talks about the potential dangers of a certain job, you say, "We're _._._s. It's an occupational hazard."
6. You refer to school as Dragon Training, your hometown as Berk, and your house as your mead hall.
7. You can't hear the following words right anymore: hiccup, snot, legs, rough, tough, and asterisk.
(But sometimes too much of a good thing is not too much of a good thing.)

Soul Eater Survey

1. Free

2. Medusa

3. Liz

4. Death the Kid

5. Maka

6. BlackStar

7. Patty

8. Spirit

9. Tsubaki

10. Soul

11. Crona

12. Eruka

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Well, um, no. Never. That...naw...:p

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yes! INCREDIBLY SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY EYES! THAT IS HORRIBLE! ERUKA AND SPIRIT? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Well, Tsubaki is in all the fics, and I'm reading about her and Kid in one, but often, not really. She's awesome, though, that should be fixed!

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! NO! MEDUSA AND BLACK*STAR? MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Five/Ten! SoMa is an awesome pairing!

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?
Medusa and Eruka making out, and Patty walks in on it? Ah, she'd prol'y just giggle then shoot them or something.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Liz/Soul? Not bad...summary, huh? OK, here goes...

Kid and Maka are set on a mission to defeat a rouge Kishen egg in a small village in the Himalayan mountains, but when the weapons and meisters get separated after the battle, how will they find each other-and how will they avoid the Kishen egg that is hunting them down after they failed to defeat it? Pairings KidxMaka and SoulxLiz

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Uh, NO! Free/Spirit? GROSS!

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Patty comforting Eruka? Um...don't know how to respond to that...maybe "Second Best Isn't Worst?" Ugh.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?
Uh, I guess so?

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NONONONONONONONONO! THAT'S JUST WRONG!

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Shake by Jesse McCartney. The video especially...(;

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
I WOULD NEVER WRITE THAT. EVER.

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Uh, Maka is in all the one's I read, but I'm not on one specifically about her.

1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2)."
Free and Patty are in a happy relationship until Tsubaki runs off with Patty. Free, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Crona and a brief unhappy affair with Black*Star then follows the wise advice of Maka and finds true love with Medusa.

AAAAAHHHHH! That's so weird! I couldn't stop laughing while writing this! That's just WRONG! Medusa and Free, I could see, but he hates her like Eruka, and frankly, I see those two together.

XD THAT'S IT!!!! :DDDDD feel free to make up your own list (any category can be used) and try the survey for yourself. ;) copied from the profile of DarkKittehKat (;

You Might Be An Author If...

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

2. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

3. Spell check is your best friend.

4. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.

5. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

6. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

7. If your note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

8. You talk to yourself... constantly.

9. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

10. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

11. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

12. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. dont use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't
forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for
the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that
mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister
is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

The problem doesn't happen when you see a spider, it happens when the spider disappears

You don't need a parachute to skydive, you only need a parachute to skydive twice

If Justin Bieber shaved his head bald, 95% of girls would cry. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% running up and down the street screaming YES!!!!!!!!!!!! (he did. YES!!!!!!)

98% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber dissapeared off the face of the Earth. Post this on your page if you are one of the 2% that would run around the house screaming: "Yay! I'll never have to hear his irritating voice ever again!"

98% of the girls in the world would die if Robert Pattinson was kidnapped. 1.9% of them would be laughing their socks off. 0.1% of them would be snickering and poking their new hostage with a stick.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

"They hurt her"

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

This story gave me the creeps. Big time. So if you want to live, copy and paste this in. Your. Profile. Now. As well as this one. ( I should really stop reading these on the profiles)

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided to my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

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