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New plan! I am posting A LOT for this and the other, longer stories as often as I can, hopefully one a day. I've had a lot of school, but I'll do my best

Instructions: read then follow instructions at bottom

Well, well, well

Welcome to my lair

It's been a while since

Met you last, when you

Became a monster

You never caught me

I should have seen that coming

That you never even tried

It was my fault,

I should have known you were tricking me

Now it's too late

For apologies, I'm the boss and now you're going to pay

You say I'm a moron?

I would have to be one to say that

I agree with you

Well, I'm holding all the cards now

I made all those traps to kill you

Now I've got you in my lair

It's a pity that

You're trying to reconcile, to say

I love you

Though I know you were using me

Because you despise me

Well, I hate you too!

I bet you're happy now

Having a good ol' party with Her

Since I'm stuck in space

You two are probably laughing, saying

I deserve this fate:

Well, you're wrong luv

You'll go on with your life,

Until She kills you, at least

And I won't forget you, I

Swear I'll have revenge and I won't

Miss you

When I use my Mashy Spike Plate to crush you

And I am truly, deeply

Glad to kill you because you weren't

Sorry.

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Read every other line, starting with 'well, well, well'.

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See the two meanings? Reading every line is really mean, but every other line is really sweet.

This is Wheatley, by the way.