Written as a request for Fenhawke Week based on my tumblr url elf-licker. "Actual elf licking. Hawke takes a drunken dare to lick one of Fenris' lyrium lines and report if it tastes like blueberry or electrocution." -zephiraz

Hawke takes pride in the fact that he can outlast his lover in bed. Fenris decides to take matters into his own hands.

In which Fenris conducts a heartfelt attempt to comfort Hawke about his loss involving the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol.

Dean sticks his foot in his mouth by insulting Cas's sexual stamina, but it's nothing a little sweet talking and passionate kisses can't fix. Where Cas is concerned, Dean always gets what he wants in the end.

Cas's descent is sharp and so is Dean's. They're both struggling to survive, wading through guilt and frustration brought upon them by the impending apocalypse and all that they've lost. The only solid thing they have to rely on is each other, but barely.

Dean's not exactly sure how to touch another guy, so he takes things slow. Not to mention Cas also happens to be an ancient virgin.

Princess Bonnibel Bubblegum is quite possibly the most renowned monster hunter in Ooo. But recently her skills are being put to the test by a vile vampiric shape shifter named Marceline Abadeer, who has taken a rather special interest in the pink huntress. Slight AU, dubious-consent

Jade's new tongue ring has finally healed up, and she can't wait to show Tori.

Marceline brings an apple to each of the three people that matter most in her life. Some Bubbline (F/F)

Bubblegum starts to gets worried about Marceline after she learns about the Ice King's visit, and so she sets out to the vampire's cave to see if her friend is alright. (follow up to "I Remember You", vague Bubbline)

Marceline ventures into the lab while Bubblegum is busy with a new experiment that happens to have a rather unique effect on her vampiric friend... PWP

A year after graduation, Beck and Jade are over, and she's falling apart. On the verge of suicide, she winds up in a mild a car accident, only to be recognized on the side of the road by the last person she wants to see. One thing leads to another when Jade's secret remedy to the pain is uncovered, which leads to a rather unique predicament between frenemies. One-shot, self-harm

After years of retirement, it's hard to fit into normal life. Seeing people and making friends is harder than it should be. We're too different, too far along to change. But at least we have each other. Or did. KiGo, one-shot, song-fic, future-fic

When Naruto retreives Sasuke, he hits his head. In the Konoha hospital, he conjures up some delusion that he isn't Sasuke Uchiha, and that he's married to Hinata Hyuuga!

Jack has been having serious problems with depression without a solution to the problem. It soon becomes obvious how the human mind works and how humans depend on others to help them.