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Bump on the Head

Jiraiya's umpteenth Icha Icha Paradise book had recently hit the shelves, so Hinata spent her Friday night resting her aching head in the palm of her hand as she scanned the tags of various pornos for the long line of perverted old men. She had at least two more hours on the job, and then she'd be free. Hinata tried to stay focused on work, but Sasuke had told her about a surprise he had for her earlier that evening, and her curiosity among other things was begging to be satisfied.

It had been three months since the removal of Sasuke's various contraptions, and there was absolutely no disappointment to be found in their relationship. About a month and a half ago, Shizune had accidentally interrupted Sasuke and Hinata in the middle of wild sex to come and thank her for Sasuke's sake, who had been standing behind Hinata tugging at her waist rather impatiently throughout the short exchange.

Every minute felt like an hour, and she resorted to counting the seconds to keep a keen sense of time. She was out the door almost five minutes before her shift was over as her teenage co-worker rushed to the racks filled with Icha Icha Paradise. Hinata wasn't even a quarter of the way before she saw Sasuke standing outside in the darkness under a lamp post waiting for her. There was only a very light drizzle of rain, but he had brought a thick enough jacket that if she had dove into a swimming pool, the water wouldn't have even soaked through the first layer.

Sasuke's white face was glowing in the dim light, and his straight white teeth flashed. Hinata barely had her arms through the sleeves of the coat before Sasuke pulled her into a tight hug, trapped her with his left leg, and covered her mouth with his. He was just as enthusiastic as he had been the very first time he'd kissed her, each time as if she were a soldier that had recently returned from a grueling war. It was really the only way to accurately describe his eager displays of affection.

He was a little reluctant to pull away from her, but made sure that his hand was pressed tightly into her own before he allowed them to separate. His fingers were tight and warm as they laced through her much colder ones. He walked so close to her, that if their shoulders weren't touching and their outer thighs weren't rubbing together with each step, he didn't seem to think they were close enough.

The storm clouds were thick with the promise of rain, even more so than that night Sasuke had passed out in the shower. The rain seemed to have knocked the bottom out of the thick, gray and purple clouds only minutes later as fat drops of water fell from the sky, and the two of them ran homeward to escape being soaked. A bright flash of lightning and a loud boom of thunder only sent them running, laughing aloud as they slipped around in the puddles forming in various places on the streets.

Sasuke's hair stuck to his head, much like it had in the shower, even messier and seemingly unruly, once again taking on the appearance of ink. His trembling lips had turned slightly blue, and his skinny form was shaking, where as Hinata's plumper one stayed steadier. They'd no more than reached the front door when Sasuke grabbed her by her biceps and pinned her against it with his body. His lips were icy against Hinata's responded gladly and let him trace her teeth with his tongue.

She pushed her hand into the icy mass of his hair he let out a soft moan, vibrating her lips as she swallowed the wanton sound. He pulled away, moving down her neck with licks and love-bites, not wanting to break the contact. There was a flash of lightning so bright that it turned the night sky a blinding white followed a clap of thunder that startled them both into pulling apart and opening the door. They stumbled inside and Sasuke pulled Hinata into a bone crushing embrace, moaning and dragging her to the ground with him.

"The door." She gasped as he slid his tongue along the column of her throat. He grunted and kicked it shut, burying his face in her neck before sinking his teeth into her throat. Hinata clutched at his shoulders, unsure of where to put her hands as he moved his head upward and kissed her mouth hard, tongue plunging deep into her mouth. Suddenly Sasuke lifted his head.

"I love you my dearest Hina-chan." He cooed lustfully, gazing at her through heady eyes. Hinata pulled his head back down.

"I love you, too." She murmured against his lips. He let out a soft little growl and shook off his jacket, abruptly yanking his shirt over his head and pulling Hinata's shirt up just enough so that their skin could touch as they kissed. Sasuke supported himself with his left hand while the other rubbed Hinata's plump sides lovingly, occasionally giving an appreciative squeeze. Ever so slowly, his hand stole upwards and began to tickle the underside of Hinata's breast, and then began to massage it more fully, pinching at her nipple through her shirt.

Hinata sighed, but showed no more enthusiasm than she usually did when it came to her chest. It was more out of toleration than anything else that she let him touch her breasts. Suddenly Sasuke pushed himself up and straddled her thighs between his legs and began helping her out of her clothes, and just as tentatively as usual, helped raise her own shirt over her head. Ducking lower, he sucked her breast through the thin material of her sports bra.

The hand that had been on her breast now moved lower, to reach between her round thighs. He gently began kneading the flesh through her clothes, then more roughly before his hand hastily undid the button and slid inside, sending a shock through Hinata's body. Her stomach and thigh muscles twitched a bit and she let out a tiny little gasp, to which Sasuke responded with a loud moan. His touches were gentle and loving, manipulating a weak little whimper from the woman beneath him as he moved his head to her other breast, which was rather neglected.

Without warning, his hand deserted her, leaving her teetering on the edge. When Hinata's eyes opened, black irises met hers, watching her as he slid down her body, pulling her pants down with him. Hinata tensed a little, as she had a pretty good idea of what he was going to do.

"Sasuke, you don't have—uh!" She moaned as he spread her legs apart easily, moving between them and then placing them over his shoulders as he dipped his head and touched her with his tongue. Hinata's eyes fluttered closed and she bit her lip a little harder than she meant to. She cradled his head against her, trembling from head to toe. The intense feeling mounted by the second, climbing higher and higher over the span of several minutes until she couldn't take it anymore.

"Sasuke." she whispered softly, moaning as her body released, stomach clenching and thighs squeezing around his face. Then he pulled away from her and flung himself onto his back, his expression eager and lustful as he watched Hinata, who was still a little dazed. She stared back at his with a baffled expression.

"Please, darling, it's your turn to be on top." Hinata's eyes widened and her entire face burned hotly. She got up on her knees and scooted modestly across the floor towards him. With an impatient mewl, he reached for her and pulled one of her legs over his hips, his fingers working hastily at the button and zipper of his pants before he moved his arms back and riskily refused to aid her in undressing him.

Her eyes swept over him briefly, taking in the sight of his pale skin as she had several times before. His pale pink nipples were stiff, erect and at attention. Her palm, which rested on his chest, could feel the excited ba-dump of his heart. His pale belly rose and fell rapidly as he was practically gasping with need. Hinata moved her hands to his hips and slid his pants down his legs, freeing his aching need. He whimpered softly, waiting for her as she rose up on her knees at met his eyes.

He let out a low, shuddering moan as she took him, his hands grasping at her desperately all the while. Their love making was slow and sweet, the room filled with soft moans and gentle whispers until they reached release. Hinata swooped her head to cover his mouth with her own just as they peaked, their body's clenching in unison. Both of them panted heavily as they drifted down from the high, their breath mingling. Hinata pressed a gentle kiss to his brow.

"I really do love you." She murmured softly, her heart fluttering in her chest.

(Sunday 5:30 PM, Ichiruka Ramen Stand)

Sasuke sat beside Hinata, squeezing and rubbing her hand affectionately all the while glaring viciously at Naruto, like a dog protecting its most precious bone. Hinata smiled warmly instead as Naruto stared at them in utter disbelief and horror. Since when had Sasuke moved in on his ex?

"We're going to get married soon." Hinata said softly.

"Re-married." Sasuke corrected firmly, stressing the 're' for Naruto's sake. There was quite a lot that Naruto didn't know about or understand, but he'd find out sooner or later, one way or another. You could count on that.

Their food arrived moments later and Sasuke began wolfing his portion down childishly, as if scarfing the food in a manly manner would lay claim on Hinata as his woman. Naruto engaged in the competition and slurped noodles up as fast as he could. When they were done Hinata grimaced and pushed her food away since she was rather put out, to which Sasuke insisted she eat. After a long glaring contest, Naruto stood up and beckoned Hinata with him, to which Sasuke jumped to his feet, ready to tear the other man's hand off.

"Can I talk to you for a sec?" Naruto asked, blue eyes scorching. Hinata nodded and stood, followed by Sasuke who jumped to his feet, ready to follow.

"One moment. I'll be right back." She said comfortingly, smiling warmly in reassurance. He smiled back dreamily, sitting back down obediently as Hinata turned and strolled away with Naruto.

"Hinata," Naruto began in a pained tone, "We still have a chance. As soon as I got back from this mission, I was planning to ask you to dinner. I miss you and I want you back, so please don't do this."

Hinata frowned. How ironic that she had thought Sasuke would end all her possibilities with Naruto. Now that she and the Uchiha were together, relations with Uzumaki seemed unimportant. She shook her head gently in answer and placed a light hand on the blonde's shoulder before she turned and walked back to the table where her fiancé sat waiting. Sasuke jumped to his feet readily, grinning triumphantly at Naruto as they left. It was only when he got back to the table did he notice he was the one buying.

A/N: Maybe there will be a sequel?