hello everyone!!! I'm lilly321 or Lilly for short and here is my bio

age:NEVER ASK A GIRL HER AGE!!!

country:Canada (I'm Canadian and I'm proud of it!)

name:Lilly

no reviews (sad sigh then crawl in a corner and cry)

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youtube:lilly397

i may not update for a while and I'm also a bad speller but heck that wont stop me!and I'm looking for a co-writer! if you interested send me a message!!!!!!

if any of the links are busted message me so i can fix them right away!

i have a story called elementary star! so check it out!

millisons acadamy uniform

Here are the dream fairy discripsions

name :sun

age:17 just like her owner

hight:10 cm

owner:lilly

personalty: high sun is a sugar filled kid with lots of energy and loves to talk and is a bit careless and cant stand scilence

apperance : a 10 cm tall fairy with senlder wings with short curlly hair,a gold and yellow neck strap dress with a sun drawen at her waist,gold coloured eyes ,weares a braclet with a sun on her left hand and has little red flats with a puff ball on the ankles

name:moon

age:17

hight :(same)

owner:lilly

personalty"she a clam cool pearson who is very formal and polite the exact opposite of her sister sun when sun is chearing lilly on in her brawls moon sits quietly and watches every thin like a hawlk and when things get tough moon figures out a plan where sun just jumps in head frist

appearance:a 10 cm tall fairy with senlder wings,long stright black hair to the hips and bangs ,dark blue eyes,and a gray head band and a uniform moon with black flats and a yellow fluff at the ankle

name:cylste

age:17

hight: same

owner:lilly

personalty:has her sisters sun,moon and stars personalty but knows when to be each but is maniy moon

apperance:a 10 cm tall fairy with senlder wings with her white hair tied back in a thin ponytail cylste with clear flats with a white fluff at the ankle

name:star

age: 17

hight:same

owner:lilly

personalty:a care free soul with no wories till a problem arises star will over react and cry

apperance:a 10 cm tall fairy with senlder wings with 2 buns blonde at the top of her head with 4 braids comming out of each with 2 beads at the ends star with a sliver glittering puff at the ankle in gold flats

name :sparckle

age :17

hight:same

owner:lilly

pearsonalty:shes cheerful and full of life theres never a dull moment when sparckles around even in the worst of ime sparckle can always put a smile on any ones face

apperance:a 10 cm tall fairy with senlder wings with long black hair held together at the end of her hair by 5 gold rings sparcklea misty colour flats with a blue fluff at the annkle

name:web

age:17

owner:luhanna

personalty:she's just like lunhanna she can be fun at the same time as scarry shes funny goofy and iresponsable

appearance:a 10 cm tall fairy with senlder wings with dark purple hair with light purple high lights at the tips web and a pair of black flats with a spider web at the ankle

name:silk

age:17

owner:luhanna

personalty:she's like moon but knows how to crack a joke from time to time she may seam cold hearted and a lone wolf at times but she can easly change

appearance:a 10 cm tall fairy with senlder wings with white hair tied in to 2 pony tails with black ribbons silk and a pair of sliver flats with a white puff at the ankles

name:luntic

age:17

owner:luhanna

personalty:a real devil she loves to pull nasty tricks and can be a real bully and can make prombles go from bad to worse in an instant

appearance:a 10 cm tall fairy with senlder wings with long gray hair in layers luntic and a pair of dark red flats with a bat at the ankles

name:charmlic

age:17

owner:luhanna

personalty:just like her sisters luntic and cylphic she can be a real angel she cares for all no matter who's sides their on good or bad shecan always cheer up friends easly woth her kind warm smile or she can be a real devil she loves to pull nasty tricks and can be a real bully and can make prombles go from bad to worse in an instant but all in all she can be fun to be around

appearance:a 10 cm tall fairy with senlder wings with 4 black braids in the shape of a circle at the back of her head charmlic and a pair of white flats with and angel wings and a halo at teh ankles

name:cylphic

age:17

owner:lunhanna

personalty:a real angel she cares for all no matter who's sides their on good or bad shecan always cheer up friends easly woth her kind warm smile

appearance:a 10 cm tall fairy with senlder wings with blonde hair tied in to a thin pony tail cylphic and a pair of white flats with a yin yang symbole at the ankles

name:seam

age:18

owner:rubby

personalty:shes cool headed and is a master at making costumes and clothing for all events no matter what but she has bad managment of her ime and tends to mess up real easly but alaways makes a strong comeback

appearance:seam a 10 cm tall fairy with senlder wings with a pair of sliver flats with a needle and spool at the ankles

name:sol

age:18

owner:rubby

personalty:she bright and cherry and theres never a dull moment when shes around and she tends to have bad timing when it comes to conversations

appearance:a 10 cm tall fairy with senlder wings with sol with a pair of red and orange flats with a sun at the ankles

name:manage

age:18

owner:rubby

personalty:she's a kind and caring one thats for sure but she can also be mean very mean so be warned! but she's neat she's tidy you can call a very orgized person and hates when her things get messed up she keeps every on task till the job's done

appearance:a 10 cm tall fairy with senlder wings with manage a pair of red flats with a red fluff at the ankles

name:summer

age:18

owner:rubby

personalty:shes always up and about onthing stops this girl once she set's her mind to it she cheerful and very active and loves nothing better then summer time

appearance:a 10 cm tall fairy with senlder wings with summer orange high heels that have ribbons wraping up her legs to the knee

name:scorch

age:18

owner:rubby

personalty:shes hot headed and is very impantant she hates when she has to wait ofr outhers and cant stand beinging inored you can call her slelf centerd but she can have a very creapy soft side

appearance:a 10 cm tall fairy with senlder wings with an orange and red flame dress with bright orange flats and a red fluff on the ankles

name:punch

age:16

owner:tammy

personalty:shes reckless and loves to beat the crap out of any one who challanges her shes easly angerd and hot headed

appearance:a 10 cm tall fairy with senlder wings with punch with a pair of gray slippers

name:aura

age:16

owner:tammy

personalty:shes a calm quiet girl who wnot speek unless you aske her to or she has something that needs to be said and she has sharp senses she can tell when when some one's gonna turn around to what their next movements will be

appearance:a 10 cm tall fairy with senlder wings in a Lucairo costume but with out the muzzle and fur but a tee shirt and shorts, tail, paws, ears, and a tail along with wings, long blue hair in a bun with a few strands lose and translucent blue flats with a blue puff ball at the ankle

name:fight

age:16

owner:tammy

personalty:a fight she picks fights with any one who can fight and any one who is willing to fight shes implusive and rude but is very proctevtive of her sisters and her friends.

appearance:a 10 cm tall fairy with senlder wings with fightwith pale gray slippers

name:climb

age:19

owner:opal

personalty:she enjoy to climb and like her owner shes very quiet and enjoys to look at the sky,shes funny,kind,and she can be very stubborn

appearance:a 10 cm tall fairy with senlder wings with climb and a pair of hiking boots

name:sing

age:19

owner:opal

personalty:loves to sing and will sing when she wants .she gives great advice but she tends to speek her mind with out thinksin

appearance:a 10 cm tall fairy with senlder wings with sing and a pair of white flats with a note at the ankles

name:pen

age:19

owner:opal

personalty:shes very responsable and timid and will not speek out of turn and shes very polite and writes about every single thing she see'and shares itt with her friends

appearance:a 10 cm tall fairy with senlder wings with pen and a pair of gray flats and a white fluff at the ankles

name:san

age:19

owner:opal

personalty:shes loves to watch other battle and help others but she keeps a lot to her self and why she wont let any hold her other then opal is still unknown

appearance:a 10 cm tall fairy with senlder wings with san and a pair of gray flats and a white fluff at the ankles

name:phy

age:21

owner:amy

personalty:she keeps to her self and is very hard for her to talk because for her voice

appearance:a 10 cm tall fairy with senlder wings with phy and a pair of purple flats with a purple fluf at the ankles

name:ment

age:21

owner:amy

personalty:she has the iq of a 10,000 shes the smartest of all her sisters and is also teh one who tends to start cinversations veary easly

appearance:a 10 cm tall fairy with senlder wings with ment and a pair of light purple flats with a purple fluf at the ankles

name:think

age:21

owner:amy

personalty:

appearance:a 10 cm tall fairy with senlder wings with think and a pair of dark purple flats with a purple fluf at the ankles

name:eye

age:21

owner:amy

personalty:book worm! shes quiet and polite just like all her sisters but she looves to read a lot like book agter book after book

appearance:a 10 cm tall fairy with senlder wings with eye and a pair of redish purple flats with a purple fluf at the ankles

name:mind

age:21

owner:amy

personalty:shes quiet and well mannerd like amy but she enjoys to read others minds and write about them in th little black book she always carrys

appearance:a 10 cm tall fairy with senlder wings with mind and a pair of blueish purple flats with a purple fluf at the ankles

name:spark

age:11

owner:genny

personalty:she's the most active of all the dream fairys and enjoys long and tiring events ,shes funny cheerful and very energetic and to keep up with her is very hard

appearance:she's a 10 cm tall fairy with spark and a pair of yellow flats with a thunder bolt at the ankles

name:winter

age:20

owner:alice

personalty:shes kind and sweet and loves every thing in teh world around her and enjoys to watch teh snow fall on winter days and building things out of the snow

appearance: winter is a 10 cm fairy with a pair of pure white flats with a snowman at the ankles

name:ice

age:20

owner:alice

personalty:shes as cold as ice the coldest of the cold she wont speak and refusises to be told to do any thing other then alice and could care less about others and realy can be mean

appearance:ice is a 10 cm fairy with a pair of ice flats

name:flight

age:15

owner:tina

personalty:she's kind and cherry and loves to fly and enjoys flying in the sky with tina and her sisters and feel the wind in her hair

appearance: flight is a 10 cm fairy with a pair of short black heels

name:sky

age:15

owner:tina

personalty:she also loves to fly like her sister flight but she is very timid and extermaly shy and hearing her speak is very rare because she keeps to her self

appearance: sky is a 10 cm fairy with a pair of sky blue flats with a bird at the ankles

name:cloud

age:15

owner:tina

personalty:shes out going and very kind she loves to be around others and have lively conversations but gets embaresed very easly but is not afaird to snap when she is needed

appearance:cloud is a 10 cm fairy with a pair of flats made of clouds that change colour depending on her mood

here are a bunch of random things i find realy funny coppy and paste them on your profile if you like them too!

.:FIRE:.
You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.
Total: 7

.:WATER:.
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.
Total: 9

.:EARTH:.
You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 8

.:AIR:.
You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted. (Sometimes.)
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying. (That is a gift, my friend.)
You wish you could fly.
Total: 10

.:DARKNESS:.
You spend most of your time alone
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much. (Super shy around those I don't know.)
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules. (Some of them.)
Total: 6

.:LIGHT:.
You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules. (Some of them.)
Total: 10

YAY I'M A MIX OF ELEMENTS! WHAT ARE ?

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if karma wont punch you i'll do it

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WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In.'
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their coffee addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For smuggling diamonds.'
7. Finish all your scentences with 'In accordance with the prophecy.'
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To go.'
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask 'Why don't the poems rhyme?'
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address your by your wrestling name.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won!! I won!!'
18. When leaving the zoo, starting running towards the parking lot yelling 'Run for your lives, they're loose!'
19. Tell your children (or someone) over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go.'

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Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line. XD

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5 Truths of Life.

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it

3. The first truth is a lie

4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)

5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. (im an addict and proudof it!)

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

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These things are suprisingly fun to fill out!:

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs(im a clutz)
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said 'o'clock' after saying how many mins after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up.
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to Take a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it (Try the whole lass in the chorse concert. Same verse twice! XD)
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

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I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I HAVE STRAIGHT A's(almost), so I MUST have no social life.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm in BAND so I MUST be a dork.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my own SPIRITUAL IDEAOLOGY therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. (i tell people off, just dont swear.)

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

Not all people are the same! Judging people by looks and actions is just plain wrong! SAY NO TO BULLYNIG!!!!!!!!

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FRIEND: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIEND:Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIEND: will help you move.
BEST FRIEND:will help you move the bodies.

FRIEND:will help you learn to drive.
BEST FRIEND:will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance money.

FRIEND:Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIEND:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME!

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIEND:Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIEND: Hides me from the cops
BEST FRIEND: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

FRIEND: Helps you build snow men after a snow storm

BEST FRIENDS: Are the snow men with you in a snow storm

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.(sometimes)
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.(i dono why guys are like that)
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (ITS A CRIME NOT TO!!!!!!)

You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

o.o.o.o.o.o.o

Great Woman Come Backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's you sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?

Woman: It's in the phone book

Man: But I don't know your name

Woman: That's in the phone book too

Man: I know how to please a woman

Woman: Then please leave me alone

Man: I can tell you want me.

Woman: Ohhhh, you’re so right, I want you to leave

Man: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous

Woman: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Man: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven

Woman: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Man: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again

Woman: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking

Man: I want to give myself to you

Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

Man: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out

Woman: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else

o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o

Okay, so I read this, and it’s just proof that mankind is sometimes incredibly stupid:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat the food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late now, buddy…)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no, we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Hmm... Something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space or underwater?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a pack of waterballoons:
Children under 8 years can choke or suffocate or broken balloons.
(So if I'm older 8 I won't choke?)

o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o

Some Copy and pastes:

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever wonder if your pets are Animagi (because after Scabbers you just don't know.) post this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love the rain, copy this to your profile. (I would love to dance in the rain…)

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you’re obsessed with fan fiction, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile (At the bank...)

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile (Or a screaming fit)

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile (Wait, let me check my pulse… yeah, it’s there…)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (Writing…)

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get bored easily, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. (Hazah!)

If you've written a fanfic, copy and paste this to your profile and add another chapter. (Why don’t you go check them out? (winks))

If you love your country, copy and paste this to your profile then praise your country.

o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero, Vampires_Rock,cullendrive, AlexandraCullen, Myself4994, BerryEbilBunny Peace Love Percabeth, SkyeElf, lilly321

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into your profile.

93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the seven percent that would say ‘thank you’ with a beaming smile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think being ‘normal’ is an insult to your being, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think J.K. Rowling should write a separate book on the whole Snape and Lily relationship, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think J.K. Rowling should write a separate book on Remus and Tonks, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I read this story, it was all those marauder moments you wish you knew about them being insane...well...they made a list.

o.o.o.o.o.o.o

SYMPTOMS OF INSANITY

Written by: Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prings.

1.) Playing with your food and calling it 'art'

2.) Making a list of symptoms that most likely apply to yourself as well.

3.) Basing your ingredients list off your obsession's favorite color.

4.) Eating dog food. For ANY reason!

5.) Chasing your tail.

6.) Laughing for absolutely no reason. None.

7.) Waking up at an ungodly hour every. Single. Day.

8.) Reading a book CLEARLY meant for Girls. And then trying to defend it.

9.) Actually WANTING to be on a list of insane things.

10.) Treating your own son like dirt when he NEVER deserves it.

11.) Acting like the things your family says or does is your fault, when it's obviously not.

12.) Silence.

13.) Spontaniously bursting out into song at the most inappropriate/ inopportune/ awkward times.

14.) Accepting ANYTHING from Peeves! Especially strange packages, and then handing them off to your FRIENDS!(because said friends may try to kill you).

15.) WEARING the Christmas decorations (even if they do look better that way).

16.) Almost getting yourself killed on a regular basis out of BOREDOME!

17.) Dancing in the rain.

18.) Befriending a werewolf.

19.) Befriending a Quidditch-obsessed, love-sick puppy who can't even keep his hair flat.

20.) Befriending a walking bully-magnet who can't even take a spelling test without hyperventilating.

21.) Befriending an egotistical, pranking-machine who seems to be in a constant state of sugar-high.

22.) Glaring at inanimate objects to "scare them".

23.) Yelling at someone right next to you.

24.) Walking into a room and forgetting what you're doing.

25.) Completely LOSING IT over a lack of organization.

26.) Having to wear post-its on your arm to remember anything.

27.) Obeying the commands of random post-its on your arm without question when they make NO sense and clearly weren't written by you.

28.) Falling in Love.

29.) Fighting with your own team.

30.) Creating an army of first-years to do your bidding.

31.) Creating a chain of letters instead of just simply writing to each other directly like normal.

32.) Talking in Chat Speak.

33.) Switching personalities to scare the poor little first-years.

34.) Spending your class time drawing suicidal stick figures.

35.) Being convinced your friend is an imposter simply because he took notes.

36.) Referring to yourself in the third person.

37.) Braiding people's hair every time you get bored.

38.) Losing your wand when it's behind your ear the whole time.

39.) Becoming so tired, you actually become super hyper.

40.) Breaking a record through pranking.

41.) Speaking all grammatical symbols (Period).

42.) -!( DRAMATIC ENTRANCES!)!-

43.) Wrapping people.

44.) Making your hair holiday themed.

45.) Rapping.

46.) Stress Baking

47.) Stalking

48.) Therapy

49.) Trying to prank the MASTERS!

50.) Nightmares

51.) Overly dramatic public displays of affection

52.) Switching names

53.) BETRAYING YOUR FRIENDS

54.) Forgiveness

55.) Breaking things for fun.

56.) Running away

57.) Sound effects.

58.) Overreacting to everything

59.) Miming

60.) Growing Up

o.o.o.o.o.o

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...

when I was born I was BLACK,

When I grew up I was BLACK,

When I'm sick I'm BLACK,

When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,

When I'm cold I'm BLACK,

When I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir,

When you're born you're PINK,

When you grow up you're WHITE,

When you're sick, you're GREEN,

When you go in the sun you turn RED,

When you're cold you turn BLUE,

And when you die you turn PURPLE.

And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

o.o.o.o.o.o.o

If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Birthdays are like cats, you wake up and they are right in your face.

o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o

Here are things my mother taught me:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

o.o.o.o.o.o.o

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beyond beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement!

o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my readymade fist and say: ”oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.”

o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o

I don't care if you're gay or straight,everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is. Repost this if you agree with it.

o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o

note*

i may not update for a while due to school work

i'm up to my neck with school work!!!!!!!!!