This is like Annie on steroids

Me: RUN! AT ALL COST RUN FOR YOU LIFE HUBERO!
(Me while running with you)
Me: Anyways, I love that you keep making cliffhangers and very detail parts in the fanfiction. The story is always one mystery after another and I enjoy that, most books I read don't have this much action and friendship so thank you for wanting to read more. By the way, this isn't the first time I ran away from someone or bot in particular.
Twister(golden dog with silver wings and silver eyes, she also has a twister mark on her forehead): Still waiting for you to help me hunt down some Twisters.
Me: Kinda busy helping my buddy Hubero here, she's going to get herself killed one of these days by that weapon specialist.
Twister(*sighing*): Is that normal now?
Me: Maybe...
Twister(Flying but facepaws her self(*see what I did there facepaw...I need a life*)): We really need a life.
Me: We could get one but right now, I rather just keep running.

Me: YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING! I call her a friend which makes her underneath all the guidlines of Heaven's rule #234, Part 2 Act 16, and lines 82 through 86.
(rolls out a long piece of scroll which rolls out of the base. Ironhide watches in amazement)
Me: (*clears thoat*) Any friend of Twister's is a friend of Heaven and Hell and shall be treated at such, if a bully or an enemy decides to harm said friends will be terminated. Creators of Twister and company shall be treated as royals and if are not, those who have done the treacherous deed will be pay with a price delivered from Heaven and Hell. Therefore if the Creator of Twister and Company decides to take on a friend, that friend shall be protected by this rule also. If a enemy of such came after this friend, they will pay dear consequences. If the age limit of the friend is under 18, then the parent shall help with said punishment. Heaven and Hell, Twister, and the Author shall decide the punishment best fit with the enemy, and the parent shall agree or disagree with the punishment given.
(Ironhide offlines and glitches.)
(Optimus walks in)Optimus: What has happen to Ironhide?
Me: I read one of Heaven's Rule.
Optimus: Which one?
Me: Heaven's Rule #234, Part 2, Act 16, Lines 82 through 86.
Optimus: That makes sense.
Me: And since Hubero is under that Law then I recommend you do NOT harm the patient unless she wants it.

Me: Hubero...I know this sounds weird but I think I found Jamie's theme song before she met the Autobots. It's called Fly by Maddie and Tae. I listened to it when I TRIED to post but my computer glitched or something. I don't know but I couldn't post so it logged itself out and I had to log in and...well NOW I can log in.
Twister: You sound like that Oc from your fanfic I Only Fly With You.
Me: Who do you think that Oc was based off of, I was having computer problems when it happen too!
Twister(*sighs*) I'm going back to my mate.
Me: Heaven is a place on Earth Twister, don't forget that!
(*Twister slams the door to my office*)
Me: ANYWHO, I love this chapter including presents for Jamie...well my friend I have a present for Jamie...It's called love. I love Jamie! IF I could I would allow her to be my sister. If I COULD Have a sister or a Brother like Charlie. (*sighs*) I wish I could be friends with you and your ocs. Would you mind that, Hubero?

(Me laughing her head off at all the bubble wrap, Twister looks at her in disapproval)Me: Twister, remember when I did this to both you and the Ace?
Twister: All too well.
Me(*smirks evilly*): You don't want to know what other pranks I have up my sleeves Missy. Especially after that Twister mark incident.
Twister(*sweat drops*): Please, don't steal the four with those two clowns-
(A phoenix and a tiger with red eyes and red and black bat wings walks in) Both of them: HEY TWIST! Hey Dovewing70.
Twister: OH F*** NO!
(Twister gets hit in the head with a semi truck) Me: Thanks Joplin!
Twister: I will get you for that, Dove.
Me(*rolls her eyes*): Whatever.(looks at the two.) The phoenix is Sunburst and the tiger demon is General Apollo or just Apollo. They are basically the Sunny and Sides that pull plenty of pranks on Twister and I, me rarely on Twister plenty of times. She is like the Hatchet, except we call her demonic Twister when she's mad.
Sideswipe: Really now?
Sunburst, Me, and General Apollo: YEP!
Me: We prank her all the time, right...
Sideswipe(smiles): I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship.
Me(smiles): By the way, good chapter and this one is my personal favorite chapter also. Also, (Throws confetti) Happy LATE Birthday!.
Sideswipes: How did you get Confetti?
Sunburst: Don't ask, You don't want to know.
Me: Good Sunburst. Anyways, want to join the gang of pranksters Hubero and Jamie?
Twister: God forbid.
Me: LANGUAGE TWISTER!

Me(*whispers to Hubero*):That doesn't sound good.(*clears throat*) Anyways I congratulate you on your reviews you get from me...this is been my most updated review sensation ever...or well the most reviews I posted on a fanfiction.
Twister(*starts Laughing*)
Me(*doesn't see a twister drawn on her forehead*): What do you want Twister?
Twister(*snickering*): I have truly began my karma reign.
Me: What does that...mean.(*sees the mark, sighs*) You've been hanging out with Sides and Jamie...haven't you?
Twister: I don't know what you are talking about.
Me: Uh-huh, Suuuure. I'll believe that when pigs fly.
(*pigs fly across screen. Prowl glitches.*) Me(*Face palms*): For Primus sake, Twister, control your enemy better! Chaos like this shouldn't exist!
Twister: Shouldn't have said that~
Me: Fine, I'll reword myself...I'll believe that when God and Devil are on my side that you shouldn't be the ruler of all the galaxies. Which will never happen, sorry Twister~
Twister: Slag, she's good.
Me(*throws a two by four at her head*): TWISTER HEAVEN/HELL! YOU HAVE BETTER LANGUAGE THAN THAT!

Me(*Standing in front of Hubero*): HEY! Hatchet and Prowl behave you two, otherwise I will personally sic my dog on you.
Ratchet: That puny dog can't do that much damage on us, besides did you just call me by that drastic name!
Prowl: That is illogical for you to threaten us.
Me(*Looks at Twister*): Twister, get El Reno.
Twister(*smirks eviliy at Ratchet and Prowl*): Of course.
Ratchet: Is that a good thing?
Me: No, she's bring a Two and a half mile wide twister she made and calls El Reno...I recommend you run you see he's about a mile high and...oh he's here. Start running boys.
(A wispy wind paw touches the two robots. Ratchet and Prowl turn around, Twister smiles as she simply points at the two robots.)
Twister and Me: Sic 'em boy!
(The two robots start running away from Hubero.)Me: Your welcome, besides it's my debt paid for making Charlie have a home...with Jamie. I give you props, so here's my debt repaid.

Me: Can I hug Jamie? Please? Without being shot at?
Twister: ONCE! ONLY ONCE!
Me: Spades can always come when there's a piece of heaven on Earth Twister...
Twister: Don't you sing that song!
Me*Starts walking away*: "Oh baby do you know what that's worth...will make heaven a place on Earth!"
Twister(*Brings out sixty different types of weapons*): THAT'S IT!
Me(Starts running away): HUBERO HELP ME! I leave more reviews I promise! WHICH BY THE WAY AMAZING ENDING!

Me: Agian, love this story...hm...Twister?
Twister: WHAT?! I'm kinda busy!
Me: With WHAT!?
Twister: ROUGES!
Me(looks at Hubero's confused face): Ah I see, Rouge tornadoes in tornado alley?
Twister:They just-HOLY SLAG THAT WAS CLOSE!
Me: I should it be but...nah I'll say, two by four.
Twister: SHUT UP!
Me: Yep, I knew it.(turns to look at Hubero) Thanks again for another good chapter...i'll keep reading!

asdfghjkl c'mon, Sunny!
So happy Sides is there, though! And I thought it was Bluestreak for a moment, but it was Jolt. He's pretty cool.

Ahhhhh! Sunny and Sides! Of course their threads would be all wrapped up. There's no way to separate the pair! So happy!

The mention of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe makes Ratchet glitch. YES. Loved it.

Oh gosh, she glitched Prowl. Poor Prowler.

Caaaalled it. Prowler, you sneaky cop, you.
So glad Will adopted her. I might have cried if he didn't. Also hoping that the twins show up! And that Charlie gets the chance to meet them and Optimus, since he loves them all so much!

I'm like vibrating in my seat right now wondering if the cop wasn't Prowl (I mean there's no reason for him to be [maybe] but, still) and then WILL LENNOX! My fave Bayverse human! YES!