Hi! You may call me Sunflower, or Sun, or Sunny. Actually, you can call me anything you want, so long as it isn't insulting or a bad word. A little bit about me: I'm a teenage girl (if that wasn't obvious from my name, then we have issues), blonde, thicker (but not by much) than most girls my age, and on the small side. Please, enjoy my profile and stories. And review!

And here's the sweetest little thing ever, not by me: http://imgfave(.)com()/view(/)1234934 just take out all parentheses

"A Soldier's Call to Duty"

I'm part of the fellowship of the unashamed. I have Holy Spirit power. The die has been cast. I have stepped over the line. The decision has been made. I'm a disciple of His. I won't look back, let up, slow down, back away, or be still.

My past has been redeemed, my present makes sense, and my future is secure. I am finished and done with low living, sight walking, small planning, smooth knees, colorless dreams, tamed visions, mundane talking, cheap living, and dwarfed goals.

I no longer need preeminence, prosperity, position, promotions, plaudits, or popularity. I don't have to be right, first, tops, recognized, praised, regarded, or rewarded. I now live by faith, lean on His prescence, walk by pat...ience, lift by prayer, and labor by power.

My face is set, my gait is fast, my goal is heaven, my road is narrow, my way rough, my companions few, my guide reliable, my mission clear. I cannot be bought, compromised, detoured, lured away, turned back, deluded, or delayed. I will not flinch in the face of sacrifice, hesitate in the presence of the adversary, negotiate at the table of the enemy, ponder in the pool of popularity, or meander in the maze of mediocrity.

I won't give up, shut up, or let up, until I have stayed up, stored up, prayed up, paid up, and preached up for the cause of Christ. I am a disciple of Jesus. I must go till He comes, give till I drop, preach till all know, and work until He stops me. And when He comes for His own, He will have no problem recognizing me- my banner will be clear.

Anonymous

I, soldier sunflower13, am a member of the Fangirls Army under the leadership of General LouissaSpitfire and promise :

SEASON 1:

To remember Robin every time I see a guy with awesome shades, somebody who's hacking something or when I go to the circus.

To remember Megan every time I eat cookies or when I watch some lame sitcom.

To remember Wally every time I see a ginger and every time a guy uses some lame pick-up lines on me.

To remember Kaldur every time I go to the beach, every time a friend is in charge.

To remember Superboy every time I see somebody destroying his T-shirt.

To remember Artemis every time I annoy a ginger, every time I act like a spitfire, or when I watch a movie about a ninja girl who's ninja dad ordered her to kill her ninja boyfriend 'cause he was from a rival ninja clan.

To remember Zatanna every time I hear something spoken backwards.

To remember Roy every time somebody doesn't trust me.

To remember Red Tornado every time human customs elude me.

I swear to support Spitfire, Supermartian, Chalant, & Daddybats till my last breath

I swear whenever I see a couple in a love/hate relationship to think "they're such a spitfire couple!"

I swear whenever I dissappear or reappear out of nowhere, to do a Robin cackle

I swear whenever I see a ginger flirting to think of Wally

I swear whenever I hear someone say they're over/underwhelmed to say, "You're over/underwhelmed, he was over/underwhelmed, why isn't anyone just whelmed?"

I swear whenever I see a girl hit a boy upside the head to think of Artemis

I swear whenever I realize I did someting stupid to say,"Hello Megan!"

I swear whenever I hear a boy say, "we're gonna laugh about this someday" to think "he is pulling a robin"

I swear whenever I see a guy get dumped by his girlfriend to be with his friend to think, "He and Kaldur are in the same boat"

I swear to hate Superman until he accepts Conner, until then I'll send him kryptonite in the mail

I swear whever I hear someone say, they hate monkeys, to think of Conner

SEASON 2:

To think of Barbara/Batgirl everytime I see a girl annoying a guy with certain remarks and when I see a red-haired girl.

To think of Nightwing when a guy becomes surprisingly tall considering his height at the age of 13 and when I see a hot guy whit blue eyes and dark hair.

To think of Beast Boy and Miss Martian when I see a siblings with such a good relationship.

To think of Conner when I see someone that has become mature.

To think of M'gann when I see a girl that doesn't waste time finding a boyfriend and when I see someone that cut her hair.

To think of Lagoon Boy when I see a guy that annoys me at first sight, without even knowing him, just because he destroyed one of my OTP's.

To think of Wonder Girl when I fangirl and when I see a blonde.

To think of Blue Beetle when I see someone talking to himself/herself.

To remember Bumblebee, the second Robin and Mal Duncan when they show enough personality in the show!

Random Things About Me

1. I am a major nerd. Like "holding back tears when I make a C" nerd.

2. I loathe and despise blonde jokes.

3. I'm addicted to chocolate.

4. I hate shopping, unless it's for books, horse-related stuff, candles/body sprays/soap/anything you'd find in Bath and Body Works, yarn, or food.

5. I can knit! And left-handed!

6. I like to do jigsaw puzzles, but only if they're somehow related to fairies or unicorns.

7. The tooth fairy really did visit me once. (no joke!)

8. I have more crushes on cartoon characters than I do real boys.

9. I hate guys with long hair (the one exception being Zuko).

10. I used to like Zatanna until I read Barbara/Dick fanfics. Now I kinda hate her.

11. I'd rather watch cartoons than reality TV.

12. I'm addicted to crime shows, even if I can't shower after watching one at night.

13. I don't take suspense/horror/gore very well.

14. Sometimes I'll take a bath just because I don't want to put down my book.

15. I LOVE horses.

16. I prefer cats slightly more than dogs.

17. I'm always slightly afraid my OCs are Mary-Sues.

18. I used my middle name on Facebook for about a year because I was paranoid of stalkers...still haven't changed it to my actual birthday!

19. I ship Fiolee even though I've never seen one episode of Adventure Time, but because my friend showed me some fanart.

20. I want to be an editor, even though it means dressing up, putting on makeup, and having less time for my future kids.

21. I still believe in unicorns, even though I'm above the age of eight.

22. I hate La'gann because he broke up the cutest ship ever.

23. I talk to myself. A lot.

24. I'm afraid of getting my wisdom teeth out.

25. I'm going to take all four years of French, even though I hate my teacher, because I want to be fluent in a second language.

26. I hate makeup.

27. I'm a strong Christian.

28. I went on a mission trip, and got bitten on my eyelid by a mosquito the day I was leading a class. We also got robbed, and had a boy have to get stitches. Oh, and I passed out from dehydration. I would still do it all over again!

29. I hate people telling me what to do with my life.

30. I don't believe in cleaning my room. I have organized piles, thank you very much.

31. I like to be home alone so I can sing at the top of my lungs.

32. I'm friends with someone who hates Disney World.

33. I'm more likely to read books from the juvenile section than from the teen section.

34. Sometimes I'll read pure teen romance fluff novels just to contrast all of the heavy classics my English teacher has us reading.

35. I've played the piano for six years.

36. I really want to learn how to play the violin.

37. The main reason I listen to something other than Christian music is because my friend burns CDs of secular music for me.

38. I use proper grammar most of the time, even when I'm texting.

39. I'm slightly scared of technology.

40. I don't think eight year-olds should have cell phones.

41. I have a demon cat.

42. My dream weapon is war fans, like Suki's.

43. I strongly disagree with people who turn strong homosexual friendship into slash (aka BirdFlash).

44. I come up with at least five escape plans, and at least ten potential weapons every time I enter a room.

45. I can't draw to save my life.

46. Hardbound books and my fist are my current weapon of choice.

47. Being in a musical is like the best thing ever for me, because it's acting, singing, and dancing, and mashed into a two hour extravaganza.

48. Despite not saying a word in class, I manage to be in talented theatre.

49. I hate bullies.

50. Despite being one of the sweetest girls you'll ever meet, if you mess with my family or friends, you're dead meat.

51. Although I won't diss you, I won't read your story if it puts in a different ship instead of the one I support.

Favorite Authors (because I have too many favorite books): Rick Riordan, J.K. Rowling, J.R.R. Tolkien, Tamora Pierce, Flavia Bijou, Fyodor Dostoyevsky (blame the English teacher), Laurence Cossé and Rachel Roberts.

Favorite Bands/Musicians: Casting Crowns, Kristian Stanfill, Taylor Swift, Disney composers, and Grand Finale.

Favorite Movies: almost every Disney movie in creation, the Harry Potter ones, the Avengers, and...yeah that's about it.

Least Favorite Movies: The Last Airbender, and The Lightining Thief, both for obvious reasons.

Favorite Shows: obviously, Young Justice and Avatar: the Last Airbender, but also Legend of Korra, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, What's New Scooby-Doo (the one right in the middle), Gravity Falls, The Closer, Major Crimes, NCIS, and The Mentalist (but only the ones without Red John).

Favorite Ships: Spitfire, SuperMartian (only in season one though, I'm still on the fence about it in Invasion), WonderBeetle, Red Arrow/Cheshire, CatBat, Team Headbands (Tye/Asami), Baby Magic (Zatanna/Klarion), Kataang, Sukka, Ty Laru, Teoph, Smellershot, Tom-Tom/Hope, Piandao/Jun, Song/Kuei, Jin/Zuko, Harry/Ginny, Hermione/Ron, Neville/Luna, Tonks/Remus, Makorra, Iroh/Asami, Skoochy/Jinora, Tony/Ziva, Abby/McGee

Rules I Wish Everyone Would Follow on Fanfiction:

1. If you add an OC that doesn't match up with canon looks or abilities, you better have a darn good reason.

2. Post all planned ships in summary. It saves people a lot of heartbreak.

3. Don't be rude in reviews.

4. Polite questions about if the author is alright are fine, but no badgering about updates please.

5. Don't insult people's ships! Ever! We can live in peace!

6. Please, please, PLEASE use proper grammar and spelling.

6a. Unless it's a text message, or something where you would shorten what you're saying.

7. Use proper lingo from whatever it is you're writing for (example: OMG, or any euphemism thereof, would be replaced with spirits in the ATLAverse).

8. No Mary-Sues or Gary-Stus.

8a. Unless it's to mock them.

9. Don't break whatever your-writing-for-canon logic.

I think if we follow these, fanfiction will be a much better place.

Diamonds are a girl’s best friend...because they're shaper then knives.

Whoever said "words don't hurt" have obviously never had a hard-backed encyclopedia hurled at their head.

My friend told me I was delusional. I nearly fell off of my pet unicorn.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

Dear Cool People: If you're so cool, why isn't there a candy named after you? Sincerely, the Nerds

If you're cooler than me, doesn't that mean I'm hotter than you?

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

Reality is for people who lack imagination.

Take risks, if you win you will be happy; if you lose you will be wise.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and dark side, and holds the universe together.

Never doubt the power of an extremely pissed off woman.

Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.

You can’t spell 'BEAUTIFUL' without 'BE U'.

They say the world's going to end in 2012 because that's when the Mayan calander ended. Ever think that maybe they just got tired of making calanders thousands of years ahead of time?

Be the type of woman, that when your feet land on the floor when you get out of bed in the morning, the devil thinks: "Oh, snap! She's up!"

I know who I am...your approval really isn't needed.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessively compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, ask someone else to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic, press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder, fidget with the hatch key until a representative comes on the line. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name. If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0. If you have short-term memory loss, please try your call again later. If you have low self esteem, hang up - all of our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.

Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

You say 'crazy' like it's a bad thing.

Wear your seat belt. It'll make it harder for the aliens to get you from your car.

Don't mess with something that can bleed for a week and not die.

Whatever doesn't kill me had better run pretty darn fast.

I've been give sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world.

Live like you'll die tomorrow. Because if you keep annoying me, you might.

I'm not RANDOM. You just can't think as FAST as me!

A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until she's in hot water.

Sarcasm: Because beating people up is illegal.

If you believe in Jesus Christ, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random crush on a cartoon character, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, or The OC or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. ( Never heard of this shows)

If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you shiver at the thought of cigarettes, cigars, alcohol, pot, drugs, or anything like that, and it gives you nightmares copy and paste this into your profile.

Only fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie.

If you hate people who swear because they think it’s cool, copy and paste to your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you could read a 700 page book in a day copy and paste this in your profile.

98% of teenagers do drugs and drink alcohol. Put this into your profile in you are included in that 2% that doesn't, mainly because you are sitting at home, reading and being a good young child.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy and paste this in your profile.

98 of the internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

"Nobody is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry."

"That, which does not kill us, only makes us stronger."

"Be the change you wish to see in the world."

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift. That's why we call it the present..."

"Life is about falling- living is about getting back up."

"A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it."

"I survived Y2K, Bird flu, Swine flu, and mad cow disease. 2012, BRING IT ON!"

"Music expresses that which cannot be put into words."

"I'm too positive to be doubtful. Too optimistic to be fearful. And too determined to be defeated."

Fake friends are like shadows: they follow you in the sun, and leave you in the dark.

Guy: Where have you been all my life?

Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?

Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?

Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?

Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: Your eyes they're amazing.

Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?

Girl: It's in the phone book

Guy: But I don't know your name

Girl: That's in the phone book too

Guy: I know how to please a woman

Girl: Then please leave me alone

Guy: I can tell you want me

Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous

Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven

Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again

Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking

Guy: I want to give myself to you

Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out

Girl: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else

That guy just got served!

Everyone, the following is a true story, and it happened to batchloo2.

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Month one

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat

is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy

today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

you could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy

I'm a boy!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too

and I cry with you even though

you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy

my hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy

I am okay.

I am in Jesus's arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

I know I'm not perfect.

I know I'm a geek, in many different ways.

I know I like to read.

I know I like school, even the teachers.

BUT:

I know I have true friends.

I know I'm loved.

I know who I love.

I know what I love.

I know I can overcome put-downs.

I know who I am.

Anything else you'd like to throw at me?

25 THINGS (PLUS 1) I MUST NOT DO AT HOGWARTS AGAIN:

1. I will NOT sing “We’re off to see The Wizard” when I am sent to the headmasters office.

2. Dobby is NOT Yoda is disguise.

3. He is NOT Gollum either.

4. I will NOT bring a magic-8-ball to Divination Class.

5. My homework was NOT eaten by a werewolf. Especially when my teacher is Professor Lupin.

6. I will NOT tell the first years to make a tree-house in the Whomping Willow.

7. I will NOT give Lupin a flea collar.

8. Nor will I leave dog-biscuits on his desk.

9. If a classmate falls asleep I will NOT take advantage of this and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

10. Starting a betting-pool on the fate of this year’s Defence against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky. It is NOT a clever money-making concept.

11. I do NOT have a Dalek Patronus.

12. I will NOT teach House-Elves to impersonate Jar-Jar Binks.

13. Shouting “To Infinity and Beyond!” was only funny the first time I took off on a broom.

14. I will NOT refer to the summoning charm (Accio) as “The Force”.

15. “Springtime for Voldemort” is NOT an appropriate title for the school production.

16. I will NOT greet Prof. McGonagall with “What’s new Pussy-cat?”.

17. I will NOT send shampoo to Snape’s office, no matter how badly he needs it.

18. "Potter 6, Voldemort 0" is not a valid T-shirt slogan.

19. Even though they are easier to use and probably more effective, I will not use guns against the Death Eaters.

20. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "My Little Pony."

21. No matter how funny it is I will NOT leave kitty litter in Prof. McGonagall’s office. (scratch office, leave it on her desk!?)

22. I will NOT dress up as Lord Voldemort for Halloween.

23. I will NOT ask Harry Potter if his “Scar-Senses” are tingling.

24. I will NOT call Dumbledore Santa Claus. Even if it is Christmas.

25. I will NOT tell Voldemort to “Get a life”.

26. I will NOT tell Draco Malfoy to 'make like a ferret and bounce'

28. I will NOT go around and say that Seamus stole me Lucky Charms.

29. I will NOT joke about Remus Lupin's time of the month.

30. I will NOT wander in the corridors at night under the invisibility cloak singing the Pink Panther theme just to see what Filch does.

31. I will NOT buy Professor McGonagall cat food.

32. 'Ruling the world with an evil army of monkeys' is not a proper career choice.

33. Yelling "I'm Melting!" while in the showers is frowned apon, and it may scare some of the first years

34. The four houses of Hogwarts are: Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin. Not the Awesomes, the Morons, the Smarts, and the Mini-Death Eaters.

35. Dumbledore is to be addressed as Headmaster, or Sir. Not as 'Dude', 'Santa', or even 'Dumbles'.

36. Ruling the world with an army of evil flying monkeys is not a proper job choice.

37. I will NOT ask Harry Potter if he knows a good scar removal charm.

--Girls--
--are like apples--
--on trees. The best ones--
--are at the top of the tree.--
--The boys don't want to reach--
--for the good ones because they--
-are afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
-Instead, they get the rotten apples-
-from the ground that aren't as good,-
-but easy. So the apples up top think -
-something wrong w/ them when in -
-reality they're amazing. They just--
--have to wait for the right boy to--
--come along, the one who's--
--brave enough to--
--climb all--
--the way--
--to the top--
--of the tree.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,

When I grew up I was BLACK,

When I'm sick I'm BLACK,

When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,

When I'm cold I'mBLACK,

When I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir, When you're born you're PINK,

When you grow up you're WHITE,

When you're sick, you're GREEN,

When you go in the sun you turn RED,

When you're cold you turn BLUE,

And when you die you turn PURPLE.

And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

I AM AGAINST CHILD ABUSE.

Are you?

My name is Chris

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else I’m locked up

All day long.

When I’m awake I’m all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I’ll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says it’s my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door.

He’s already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!” I scream

But it’s now much too late.

His face has been twisted

Into an unimaginable shape.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Chris

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

Her name was Auroura.

She was only five.

This is what happened

When she was alive.

Her dad was a drunk.

Her mom was an addict.

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic.

Her only friend was a little toy bear.

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair.

She always talked to it

When no one was around.

She lays there and hugs it.

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents unlock the door.

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure.

A bruise on her leg.

A scar on her face.

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly crys.

She loves her parents

But they want her to die.

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking,

"God, why? Why is

My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid.

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did.

Then one night

Her mom came home high.

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by.

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade.

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made.

She thrusted the blade

Right in her chest,

"You deserve to die

You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying.

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying.

Police showed up

At the small little house.

They quickly barged in.

Everything was as quiet as a mouse.

One officer slowly

Opened a door.

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor.

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm.

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms.

If you are against child abuse, put this in your profile...I did.

If you are against stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile: The ones in bold are facts about me!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bad girl.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a bad word.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a bad word.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a bad word.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking bad word.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible bad word.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a bad word.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling person.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling .

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts. (technically its a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a preppy know it all.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.

I'm from LOUISIANA, so I MUST live in a swamp and hunt alligators.

Stop stereotypes! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile and add any other stereotypes you can think of.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Colombian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in your heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2) ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a friend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, SanityIsOverratedXD, sunflower13

I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remembe Rachel whenever a limo passes my car
Yes I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go

The one who likes book more than boys
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up

Men are like newborn babies. They're cute at first, but you get tired of picking up their junk.
Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory.
Men are like power tools. They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work.
Men are like remote controls. Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.
Men are like shag carpets. Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.
Men are like vacuum cleaners. They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.
Men are like soap operas. They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear.
Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.
Men are like plastic wrap. Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.
Men are like placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like government bonds.They take so long to mature.
Men are like parking spots. The good ones are taken.
Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom. Men are like plants. They respond well to stimuli.

If you say Harry Potter spells like "Accio!" out loud, and a part of you thinks they might actually work.

If you sit in your car waiting for the song you love to be over, then leave.

If someone tells you "don't look now", but you do anyway

If you love waking up in the middle of the night, and realizing you have more time to sleep

If you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back.

If your headphones are ALWAYS tangled.

If you call people "Slytherins", mentally sort people into Houses, or otherwise constantly make Harry Potter references.

If slow computers drive you CRAZY.

If you love laughing until it hurts and you can't breathe.

If you used to blow into video games and it actually made them work.

If you use your cell phone to see in the dark.

If you can't help but find everything hilarious at 4 AM.

If you think those 5 extra minutes of sleep really make a difference.

If your fridge has NOTHING in it to eat, no matter how full it is.

If all those years you watched Blues Clues, you never realized Blue was a GIRL.

If you can't stand to hear your own voice in videos or recordings.

If you pull out your phone and pretend to text in awkward situations.

If you check behind the shower curtain for murderers before getting in.

If you love people who text back instantly.

If you stand in the shower for ages because the hot water feels soooo good.

If you really wish you could record your dreams and watch them later.

If you don't consider people who have only seen the movies to be "real" Harry Potter fans.

If you wish music played during epic moments in your life, like in movies.

If you hate getting out of the shower and it's FREEZING.

If you walk a little faster when you see a creepy van.

If you hate how the best part of your dream is always right about to happen when you wake up.

If you haven't lost it... you just... haven't found it yet.

If you and your best friend can say one word and almost die from laughing hysterically.

If you have to try SO hard not to laugh when you're getting scolded.

If you and your best friend could sit down next to each other, not say a single word, and walk away feeling as if it was the greatest conversation ever.

If you stop the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the loud BEEPs.

If you know because everyone's house has a different smell that yours must have one. But you still can't smell it!

If you have to say the entire alphabet out loud because you can't remember what letter comes next.

If you get paranoid because the spider you saw five seconds ago isn't there anymore.

If you hate it when you think of a really good comeback after the argument.

If you love it when teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life.

If your favorite song always seems to come on right as you pull into your driveway.

If you mentally say "Wed-nes-day" when writing the word "Wednesday".

If you used to climb on furniture and pretend the floor was lava.

If you want to STRANGLE that kid who reminds the teacher about homework and quizzes.

If you were first in Mario Kart, you fell off a cliff, and then you were... last.

If whenever someone says 'I like your shirt', you look down to see what you're wearing.

If you look down at your cell phone when you're walking past someone you want to avoid.

If you hate when teachers say "From all the talking, I assume everyone is done."

If you have dropped your phone on your face while laying down texting.

If once you turn off all the lights in the basement you run the heck out of there.

If you feel like a ninja whenever you drop something and catch it.

Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!

I dream of a better tomorrow--when chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

I dont have a short attention span, i just...oh look, a kitty!

I live in my own little world, but it's ok, everyone knows me here :)

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

I ran with scissors, and lived

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

How is it possible to have a civil war?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

Always wear your seatbelt...except when you're in a huge vehicle with fifty other kids.