A/N: You all may be wondering why I took so long to put this up. Well, in truth my reviews are going down and I'm thinking this story is coming to a slow painful end. So in short, if I don't end it now…I'm going to very soon. Thanks to all who continue to read and love this though. This chapter is e-mails AND replies. Possible spoilers but you wouldn't be able to tell anyway.
Disclaimer: Yeah we know it.
Chapter 20: OMG! Ba Sing Se
To: lastAIRbender-avatar:com
From:
BeingForced2Smile-earthkingdom:net
Subject: Welcome To Ba Sing Se
Avatar:
Welcome to Ba Sing Se. See the lovely
lakes! Visit the
majestic moose! No really, the moose is
quite majestic!
The moose once bit my
sister. She was taken by the Dai
Li. No matter! I now have a
lovely new friend who looks
similar to my sister but
happens to have my same name!
Fancy that! Well, please
enjoy your stay and please no
trying to escape or showing
rebellious actions.
Yours truly,
Ju Dei
To: exiledprince-firenation:net
From: teaROCKS-firenation:net
Subject: Lady Friend
Nephew,
You seemed to have quite a bit of fun
with that nice girl.
I knew you would find a lady friend to
bring home. Now
not to push the relationship but do you
know what her
favorite tea is? I know tea is a very
personal topic but you
should find out so we can make her a
ton of it! I know she'd
love it. Then she'd have an excuse to
come see you more.
Then you can get married and I'll
finally have grandbabies of
some sort! Brilliant!
- Uncle Iroh
To: Girlpwr4ever-earthkingdom:net
From: moonprincess-spirits:com
Subject: You Horrible Monster!
Nooooooooooooo!
How could you take Sokka away from me?
We had the tragic
love thing going on! You ruined it
Suki! You should die a
most horrible death. I hope fire
benders kill you and burn your
fans to a crisp! How could you possibly
do this to me? You
sicken me with your disgusting kissing!
At least I was romantic
and had a purpose when I kissed Sokka!
You just make me want
to die…again! May your make-up flake
off to reveal your hideous
face for all eternity.
- Princess Yue
To: benderchick-southwatertribe:org
From: I'm2sexy4mySWORDS-freedomfighters:org
Subject: I've Changed I Swear!
Katara,
I am no longer the self absorbed Robin
Hood wannabe I
used to be. I have left my gang and my
past behind me.
I could seriously care less now about
the fire nation scum
who killed our parents and betrayed us
all. Look! I've even
sacrificed the all mighty piece of
grass I chew on. I'm a
good boy now! Have you heard of this
place, Lake Laogai?
You should come with me there some
time. The people
are so nice.
- Jet
To: IdatedZUKO-earthkindom:net
From: TELLMEI'MPRETTY-fangirlz:net
Subject: You Messed Up The Plan
Jin you bizatch!
You horrible horrible evil evil stupid
stupid person who is…
stupid! Zutara can't happen anymore
because of you! How
could you kill the ship that sailed
with more than like a
bagillion people? Do you realize that
you just destroyed
everything I…I mean WE have worked so
hard to do? I…I
mean KATARA was supposed to end up with
Zuko and get
married and have lots and lots and LOTS
of babies!
AHHHHHHHHH! OMG! Ba Sing Se is a living
HELL!
- Karla
To: warriordude-southwatertribe:org
From: BlindBandit-earthkingdom:net
Subject: Tell Me!
Sokka,
I gotta know what happened with Jet and
Katara! That is
so
freakishly funny to me that sugar
queen had a boyfriend.
I
didn't think it was possible with
her horrible attitude but
you
have to tell me! She was so
annoying the whole time
we were
with him. Katara kept telling
me "Blah blah can't
blah trust this
blah blah who did all
blah blah blah to me." I
could SO tell she
was lying to me when
I asked her about it.
Her heart rate was at
a mile a minute.
- Toph
To: BeingForced2Smile-earthkingdom:net
From: lastAIRbender-avatar:com
Subject: Uh, sure, whatever you say
Hi…
How did you get my e-mail? That's
kind of…creepy. Yes
we will sure have a good time…I
guess. Mooses? Don't
you mean duck-moose or bear-moose or
lama-moose? I
think you made a mistake. Oh, and if
you are trying to stop
me from finding Appa I'm going to
have to decline. No one
is going to stop me from finding my
friend. Not even you OR
your creepy sister.
- The AVATAR
To: teaROCKS-firenation:net
From: exiledprince-firenation:net
Subject: No, No, No…NO
Uncle,
Did someone put some strange herbs in
your tea or have you
gone completely insane? Wait, don't
answer that question. I
told you already she is NOT my
girlfriend. She's just…nice.
I
am NOT going to marry her any time
soon. I probably won't
EVER marry her. Why would I ask her what
her favorite tea was?
That is way too random. My life is just
too complicated right
now to have a female presence in it. I mean I already have
too many female presences with all the
fangirls. Oh, and YOU
ARE NOT GETTING GRANDBABIES FROM ME OLD
MAN!
NO YOU ARE NOT SO STOP THINKING IT!
- Zuko
To: moonprincess-spirits:com
From: Girlpwr4ever-earthkingdom:net
Subject: I Am Way Better Than That
Princess Yue:
I refuse to stoop so low as to call you
horrible things. You have
just shamed yourself in every possible
way. Plus you said it yourself,
you are DEAD. Sokka can't be in love
with a DEAD person. He
needs someone real, living, and
breathing. Oh, and I DO kiss with a
purpose. Plus he's the one who kissed
me! You need to get over this
hatred you feel and realize that you
lost and I win. He doesn't love
you anymore. Deal with it.
- Suki
To: I'm2sexy4mySWORDS-freedomfighters:org
From: benderchick-southwatertribe:org
Subject: I Don't Care
Jet,
Didn't I already tell you off a
million times? You betrayed me.
There is no changing how I feel about
you. If you decided to
stop chewing grass, great! It's a
nasty habit anyway! That still
doesn't change the fact that you are
well…YOU! You are still
tall, have shaggy hair, nice fighting
skillz, pretty eyes…WAIT.
Look what you're doing to me! I knew
you would never change!
You're still trying to make me fall
in love with you. It won't work
Jet! It won't work!
- Katara
To: TELLMEI'MPRETTY-fangirlz:net
From: IdatedZUKO-earthkingdom:net
Subject: What?
Okay Karla?
What the heck is your problem and how
do you know who I am?
Yes, I did go on a date with Zuko. Just
ONE. What is this "Zutara"
you speak of? Who is Katara? Was she
Zuko's girlfriend? Is that
why he ran away from me after we were
so HAPPY together? I just
don't understand what on Earth you
are talking about. You aren't
making any sense with your non coherent
sentences! You can't be
with Zuko. He doesn't even know who
you are! I think you are
pathetic and in need of serious help.
Please don't contact me again.
- Jin
To: BlindBandit-earthkingdom:net
From: warriordude-southwatertribe:org
Subject: Jet
Hey Toph,
When we met Jet he was all self
absorbed and tried to be cool and
stuff. My stupid sister went all ga ga
for him. You should have
seen her. Her face was ALWAYS red and
she'd laugh at the
stupidest things he said. Well, he
ended up being a psychotic freak
who climbs trees so she got all pissed
at him. I don't know why, I
tried to tell her he was evil in the
first place. But NO, she thought
he was all hott and stuff. It was
pretty funny. I think she still likes
him though.
- Sokka
A/N: Well you guys, I hope you liked it. If you don't want the story to end next chapter give me some feedback. Twenty chapters is pretty long afterall. Also if any of you are into Naruto, check out my fic "Little Messages."