Salem's true hatred lies not against Ozpin or even the Gods... but coffee?

Some OT3 musical fluff after "He Gone"s angst. Written in response to mobius-loop's kink meme prompt: "Cassidy catching Jesse singing along to horrible country music. Bonus points for Cassidy and or Tulip playing their own horrible tunes

Fill for the prompt: Cass and Jesse testing out his power. Cass finds it totally hot.

A fill for the prompt, "Jesse finding out Cassidy's first name and struggling to pronounce it."

Prompt: "Because reasons the only clothes Cassidy can get a hold of are skirts/dresses for a while. Jesse likes...Cass cracks jokes about it not being any different from a kilt. Some redneck tries to beat him up for it and either Cass kicks the redneck's ass... or JESSE kicks the redneck's... (i can't choose between protective!Jesse and the image of Cass kicking ass in a skirt.)"

A short fill for June 2016's A Monthly Rumbelling: Gold, an ancient god, meets a quirky mortal. (Original prompt: "Unexpected rainstorm")

A fill for the lovely anon who asked: "Would you maybe consider doing a Cussidy story where like jesse gets hurt somehow? maybe by the angels? or maybe he gets threatened & used as leverage by the group hunting cass or something? either way, in the end cass would go to save him. thanks so much!" I already kinda wrote that with An Echo of Love... so here's a sequel!

A short fill for the prompt: "Jesse working out and Cassidy sitting on him and Jesse having Impure Thoughts about Cass sitting on him and Cassidy having Impure Thoughts about how Jesse's blood is pumping (and pumping in interesting directions)"

Based off a prompt from the amazing anon who gave me this: "Jesse kisses Cassidy and tastes blood on his mouth, he gets concerned and from time to time keeps asking Cass if he's okay or he's sick or dYING. Cass finds it funny at first but it gets annoying after a while and he finally says that he's a vampire, taking some bottle of blood from his coat of whatever."

Based off a prompt from a wonderful anon: "119 years old and Cassidy was starin' after that preacher with hearts in his eyes like that poofy-haired fucker from Twilight. He'd even felt a pang at the line about that blank faced chit being his brand of heroin The thought of doin' lines off Jesse's chest feelin' the muscles in his stomach quiver…" It turned into a feeding fic.

Based on a tumblr prompt: "What about something where a few of Cassidy's enemies DO catch up to him, see how cozy he is with Jesse, and try to use him to lure Cass into their clutches?"

Cass is always careful not to lie (tie-in fic to S1E3 "The Possibilities")

Based on an anonymous prompt: "When Cassidy rests his head on Jesse's thigh, he doesn't expect to feel as comfortable as he does...Jesse is an incredibly deep sleeper. So maybe now and again Cassidy slips into bed with the too-pretty Preacher..."

Qrow and Ozpin have had their routine down for nearly a decade: Qrow runs the modest coffee shop between Beacon and Atlas Academy, Ozpin comes in every day to do impressive, teacher-y things. One is refined and cultured... the other longs for a bottle at the end of the day. Qrow has no illusions about whether he stands a chance with Oz. He doesn't. (Fate thinks otherwise).

Ruby finds out that Penny has never tried candy, Penny thinks hard about a costume, and everyone is looking forward to Beacon's annual Grimm's Eve party.

A set of interconnected one-shots that surround Ruby and three of her most influential teachers: An inspiring performance, some much needed training, and a quiet talk late at night.

Four Jesse/Cass moments taking place during S1E2 "See." Or: Cass is lovesick and Jesse keeps giving him clothes.

Fills for tumblr's OTPprompts. Prompts can be found at the beginning of each story.

Written for A Monthly Rumbelle non-smut prompt "Be My Guest." Mr. and Mrs. Gold are trying to make sure their daughter's first birthday is absolutely perfect, but a spurned invitation just might lead to some trouble. (A Rumbelle/Sleepy Beauty remix.)

Based on a tumblr prompt: in which there's a snowy night, Bae demands fairy tales, and Gold falls in love over the phone

Hewlett takes Anna out for a late night picnic.

The Entitled of old are nothing like their Abrasax namesakes, there's a test underway, and Jupiter is left somewhere in the past, trying desperately to keep Caine whole

Chloe and Lucifer on a stakeout

For the challenge: "In verse Simcoe/Anna while he is with the Queen Rangers." (Now with brief follow-up!)

Fic inspired by fuckyeahjupiterascending's prompt: Corporate AU where Abrasax kiddies fight over mommy's industry - creator of the miracle time-defying product RegeneX - and cleaner!Jupiter somehow gets caught up in the mix. Not everything is bad though. There's the cute security guard upstairs...

Jupiter and Caine attend a celebration of color - one that, shockingly, isn't too keen on clothes. (Written for the 10th JA fic challenge - "a story about an anniversary").

Eli knocked on Alicia's door at 2:00am, bearing his finest scotch and a new set of plates

A ficlet written for the tumblr prompt "I wish you would write a fic where Hewlett marries Anna and they have a child. Cookie points if you write this in verse and if we see awkward daddy!Hewlett."

All human band!AU: Jupiter is just the poor sub manning the merch table. She didn't expect to get roped into a Space Dogs vs. The Entitles battle.

A secret santa gift for Naxiu5. Answers the prompt: "Balem survived. What's next?"

Hewlett and Anna share a quiet moment away from the holiday feast.

How did the sled get up onto the hill?

Some holiday traditions hold more weight than others.

Most rats and bees would raid a kitchen, not make Christmas morning pancakes.

Sending Christmas cards to the dead guy is easier said than done.

Some tales are simply meant to be. (Ensign Baker/OC)

Newt and Hermann try to get ready for Hanukkah with Newt's family. TRY being the operative word...

... or just dating Henry. Whichever.

Hewlett is a struggling would-be astronomer who hangs with a rather odd (read: politically explosive) group of friends. Life only gets more complicated when he spots the beautiful Anna Strong through his telescope. Or: the story where Hewlett is Marius and Anna is Cosette

Halloween night, a young cashier encounters a distinctly odd group of trick-or-treaters.

For the kinkmeme prompt: "The girls are bored, and they look around for something to do... The next thing Eren knows, he's got several females climbing up to his shoulders and immediately going after his hair, chattering to each other about styles."

After an odd meeting with one of Rumplestiltskin's guests, Belle finds herself thrown some 300 years into the past. She faces a war, a fire, a sorcerer, and... oh yes, the spinner sobbing at her feet who bears a remarkably familiar face. (Now complete!)

Rumplestiltskin is a cold, lonely little boy living with two mean spinsters. He has no idea how drastically things will change though when an odd man sets up shop in his village. A shop filled with the most beautiful dolls... (Original prompt: "Rumple stealing Belle's Shoes")

Jupiter teaches Caine a thing or two about Earth promises. (Written for the 8th JA fic challenge!)

Seven fics for the seven days of Gottbleed week (Oct. 5th-11 2015). Each story: 1. Is Gottbleed 2. Fulfills an OTP prompt from tumblr 3. Is newmann and 4. Is Halloween related. Trick or treating, costumes, haunted houses, ghosts, too much candy - and much more!

Written for the Newmann-uendo Hurt/Comfort challenge. Hermann is feeling pretty insecure about his body. He's unattractive. That's a fact. Luckily Newton Geiszler's number one law still holds: Hermann Gottlieb is ALWAYS wrong.

My (seriously ridiculous) attempt to write 300 moments in the lives of Torchwood's greatest. There's (almost) no way I'll ever get to 300... but what I do write will end up here. Includes cases and missing scenes and fluff and angst and everything in between. Enjoy!

Part 7 in Turn!PR series. Even with peace between the two Shatterdomes, there's a crucial bit of information that needs to be delivered in secret... So Ben and Caleb take a trip.

Part 6 in Turn!PR series. Following Washington's alliance with Hewlett, Mary and Anna finally get to talk.

Part 5 of Turn!PR series. Ben deals with the consequences of attacking Simcoe, but more than one person has his back.

Part 4 of Turn!PR series. Caleb deals with his mistake while Ben runs into someone unexpected.

Part 3 of Turn!PR series. It's a perfect day until Caleb decides to chase a rabbit down a rather frigid hole…

Part 2 of Turn!PR. Ranger Benjamin Tallmadge: torn between two loyalties

Part 1 of my Turn!PR series. Marshal Hewlett and Ranger Woodhull discuss change, compatibility, and the fate of the human race.

Written for the OTP prompt: "Person A dares Person B to kiss them as a joke, but is then taken by surprise when Person B does just that." (Adapted slightly for the time period) - Hewlett/Anna

Everyone steers clear of the cruel, "agoraphobic" Mr. Gold, unaware that a spell literally keeps him from crossing the threshold of his shop. Gold resigns himself to his fate... that is, until he spots a woman he thought long dead across the street. Suddenly, Gold has just a little bit of hope and he finds himself wondering if True Love's Kiss might be able to break this curse too.

Written for the lovely prompt on tumblr: "Gold is a celebrity and Belle is his assistant. He signs up for a celebrity auction hosted by his friends Cruella and Ursula, but when he finds out his long time stalker, Zelena, is there, he begs Belle to buy him at the auction."

Fill for the JA kink-meme prompt:"So Jupiter has to watch while they torture Balem... The expectation is that she's going to sentence him to death after this... Of course, by the time they're done, Jupiter feels such pity for him that she spares his life. Which just horrifies Balem because he expects far worse fates in store for him in the future..." NOW WITH SEQUEL - CHAPTER TWO

For the kinkmeme prompt:"One of the Abrasax gets de-aged... then ends up screaming that they want their Mother. NOW!...The De-ageing is only temporary and they remember everything" NOW COMPLETE

This is a response to KCS' 221b challenge, however in this case I've adapted it for the BBC Sherlock universe as opposed to the Doyle universe. These are mini fics exploring the lives of Sherlock and John - canon additions, AUs, and everything in between.

Rorschach is committed to following his partner out of costume - to keep him safe, keep him on his guard, and maybe, perhaps, to learn. These are the things he picks up along the way.

When Raleigh transfers to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, the last thing he expects is to fall for Mako Mori like one falls down the stairs. That is: unexpectedly, painfully, and in the most embarrassing way possible. Well, at least his new friends are having a laugh...

A wrong turn has unforeseen consequences and suddenly young Eren Yaeger is thrown into a world filled with sprits and more than a little danger. With his family turned into monsters and an evil sorcerer taking names, Eren is going to need courage—and more than a little help—to find his way back home again. Or: the Spirited Away AU no one asked for. (Now complete!)

Antique dealer Gold unhappily ends up in barista Belle's cafe. Oh, and everything is Regina's fault.

In which homeless!Hermann takes some comfort from cat!Newt (at least until someone else comes along...)

When a series of magically constructed emotions are set loose in the Dark Castle, Belle and Rumplestiltskin are forced to confront their feelings with some significant-and perhaps devastating-consequences. Written for the prompt, "mood-changing potion" for the 2014 Rumbelle Secret Santa Exchange.

Profesor Hermann Gottlieb has a weakness for the baked goods left in the Mathematics Department Lounge. He assumes they come from the Head of School, Dr. Pentecost, or perhaps they are simply from a well meaning grad student. Either way, the sweets are innocuous—delicious too. Hermann couldn't be more wrong (and he's not wrong about the taste). Warning: slight ableist language.

An eight-course meal: Eren makes cakes, pancakes, bread, soup, sauces, stews, and beautifully shaved ice. He fishes, shops, plans feasts, pulls roots, drinks vine, gets in fights, gets in the way, says "yes, sir," "for you, sir" and ultimately falls in love—not necessarily in that order. Then there's Corporal Levi, along for the ride.

A collection of stories centering around the quiet moments in Holmes and Watson's lives. Will be updated infrequently.

5&1. The names that baby girl Watson comes up with for her extended family. Or: how everyone—Watsons, Holmes, and others alike— just learned to give up and embrace their weirdness.

Jefferson informs dark!Rumpelstiltskin of a certain land's tradition: on the fortnight of the second month of the new year the lovesick give their hearts to the ones they desire. Rumpelstiltskin takes this literally.

Christmas Eve at the famed Mills and Associates. Twelve lyrics, twelve memories. Rum Gold thinks back on the courting of Belle French. Or: the one where Belle is a lawyer and Rum is her nervous, woobie!janitor

Seven people in love with Alicia Florrick.

Mini stories revolving around Dan and Rorschach's partnership/friendship. Humor, hurt, comfort, drama, and everything in between. Mainly gen but with the potential for some slash.

Each morning Mrs. Eade finds her own name listed in The Daily Telegraph's obituaries and each morning she has "died" in a new, gruesome manner. Terrified by these strange writings, she turns to the world's only consulting detective to determine whether they are figments of her imagination or the beginnings of a more sinister plot.

Five unconventional ways Hannibal and Will worshiped each other's bodies.

For the prompt: "Hannibal ends up feeding them parts of Abigail."

Based on a prompt over at the Hannibal Kink Meme: "So Hannibal is really good at making food, as we know. BUT his sandwiches just aren't good... but Will is the sandwich master. He is amazing at making sandwiches... Hannibal cannot deal with this."

Hannibal wants to be Will's sole companion. Will's dogs are getting in the way of that. Based on this prompt from the Hannibal kink meme: "Will turns Hannibal in. Hannibal escapes and instead of killing Will, he goes after his dogs instead. Will has the unholy grandmother of all meltdowns when he sees the result."

It's Eli's birthday. Alicia celebrates with gifts and a healthy dose of embarrassment.

A collection of 100 drabbles taking place in the Jeeves and Wooster universe. Prompts are filled in no particular order. NOW COMPLETE!

It's Jimmy's first kill, and Cas's first revenge.

It's the first time Dean calls him "Cas" and Castiel isn't pleased.

This is the Butterfly Effect, and Cas doesn't like where it leads.

Cas learns about eating and gives his vessel a gift along the way.

Before their confrontation with Adrian and before the jailbreak, Dan visits Rorschach in prison.

Slowly, and with great care, the relationship between Rorschach and Nite Owl grows.

Sherlock attempts to answer one of the world's most profound questions: How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

The prophecy is more literal than anyone realized.

Drabbles, ficlets, and short one-shots taking place in the Jeeves and Wooster fandom. Basically anything that isn't long enough or polished enough to merit being a stand-alone.

What if, after The Final Problem, Holmes never left London? What if he spent those three years 'bumping into' Watson?

Mrs. Hudson wants grandkids, and she'll do whatever it takes to get them.

What ever happened to the head in the fridge?

Five times cocaine caused tension between John and Sherlock, and the one time it was okay.

After Kirk receives a vaccine from McCoy he begins having strange dreams, each of which brings him a little closer to his First Officer.

With the rest of the crew off at the Valentine's Day party, Jim leaves a trail of notes and gifts for Spock.