Even the dogs...nice

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That super pun at the end killed me!

I loved this, great job!

Oh my! I must say, I simply adored this tale of yours. It's so simple, but immensely amusing. It was rather captivating and I simply could not stop laughing through it all. I thank you for a this magnificent tale, for I truly enjoyed it.

So...Hannibal can't make a good sandwich unless it's a people sandwich?
I see the rate of his murders yet again increasing.
Also I'm not sure how this will help him with peanut butter and jelly.

All the ficken people jokes...

Oh I love this, not just Will and Hannibal, but Alana's and Jack's reactions, not to mention Bedelia's appearance just made a hilarious fic even better. Of course something as simple as sandwiches will be Hannibal's shortcoming, I love that little cameo for Beverly about the victims too. We so need more great humor writers in this fandom, hope you continue writing Hannibal stories!

This was perfect- Hilarious, and everyone was so in character!

I. Just. Died. That was so funny, holy crap. All the awards!

Oh...His strengths, huh? Ewe.

Muhahahaha! Priceless!

OH MY GOD BEDALIA WHAT DID YOU DO. This entire story was absolutely PRICELESS. I was laughing way harder than I should have so thank you for that XD

eat this if you want to live longer. . . classic

That was hilarious! I loved Hannibal's bad cannibal pun at the end.

jesus christ I haven't smiled this much all day :DD