A/N: This is basically a series of e-mails members of the Avatar would receive. I got this idea off a bunch of different fics I've seen over time. I decided the Avatar characters should have e-mail too. Zuko is first just cause…I feel like it and I love him. So in advance I am saying don't take any offense to what I say because it is purely entertainment and I love this character very much. The system won't let you type in e-mail or web addresses so I have resorted to writing dashes for "at" and colons for "dot" in the e-mails...please bear with me. It took me forever to retype some stuff. Please enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Avatar: The Last Airbender but I'd like to own Zuko…

Chapter 1: Zuko's Inbox

To: exiledprince-firenation:net
From: teaROCKS-firenation: net
Subject: E-mail

Dear Nephew,

This new e-mail thing is really great! I can send messages instantly. It is much
easier than actually sending a messenger. Now I could just go to your room and talk
to you but this is better! Now I can drink tea and talk at the same time! By the way,
would you consider becoming part of a traveling band? I could sing and you and the
crew could play instruments! We could make some good money. Please consider this.

- Iroh

To: exiledprince-firenation:net
From: lastAIRbender-avatar:com
Subject: Friends

Hey Zuko!

I was just wondering if you would consider being friends with us. It
would make my life so much easier if you stopped trying to kill me. Plus you
could help me learn firebending. Think of the benefits! I could save the world
and you could go home! I also wanted to thank you for saving me. I know for
a fact your not really an evil, angst ridden, sulky, hot tempered, unhappy teen. You
are just misunderstood and confused. Cool, talk soon!

- Aang

To: exiledprince-firenation:net
From: sideburnsRkewl-firenation:net
Subject: Fire Navy

Prince Zuko:

I would really appreciate it if you would hand over your ship and
your crew to me very soon. I think that you are highly unqualified to run a ship
of your own. If you truly want to prove your loyalty to your country you will do
as I ask. You also seem to be too preoccupied with capturing the Avatar to properly
run a ship. I would help you in your search by I know how much you like to take
credit for things and how it makes you feel…special. Please reply as soon as possible.

- Admiral Zhao

To: exiledprince-firenation:net
From: travelingband-circus:org
Subject: Entertainment

To the prince of the Fire Nation:

We received a letter from your uncle saying you were interested in
joining our group of traveling entertainers. You could make a fantastic addition
to our family. Not only could you participate in a band with your crew but you
could also fire bend. It could be spectacular! You could be THE AMAZING
FIREBENDING BOY…OF DOOM! Yes, this seems to be just the thing for you.
Consider all the possibilities.

- The Traveling Band of Performers

To: exiledprince-firenation:net
From: teaROCKS-firenation:net
Subject: Traveling Band

Dear Nephew,

While attempting to place child blocks on your e-mail (I'm sorry but
you just can't be too careful) I came upon the e-mail from the traveling band. I
might have been a little too excited about the whole idea and sent out an e-mail.
Please consider the idea. It could be fun. You might meet some nice girls. That
could help take your mind off the Avatar. Think about it.

- Iroh

P.S. I didn't succeed in placing the child blocks. I'll just have to trust you, but if I
see and signs of funny e-mails there will be consequences!

To: exiledprince-firenation:net
From: benderchick-southwatertribe:org
Subject: Thanks

Hi Zuko,

I never really got the chance to thank you for returning my mother's necklace
to me. It's really all I have left of her. Now don't think I'm starting to like you. I
just wanted to show my gratitude and be respectful. I mean there is nothing
appealing about your shiny armor and mesmerizing gold eyes. I can't stand
having to fight your high level firebending. It drives me insane! Why can't
you just leave me alone? Goodbye Zuko.

- Katara

To: exiledprince-firenation:net
From: infomercial-merchants:com
Subject: Amazing New Product

To Whom It May Concern:

Are you tried of not being able to control your firebending?
Is it driving you insane? Do you constantly burn everthing around you
except your target? Well now this can all change! From the people who
brought you InstaBender we have the new product called Flame Control!
This new product is just a pill you take ever few weeks that will help control
your out of control bending! It is totally effective and has great results! Side
effects may include headache, nausea, diarrhea, abdominal pain, motion sickness,
heart disorders, neck and back pain, and in some cases death. Ask your healer
if this medication is right for you!

- Fire Benders Extraordinaire

To: exiledprince-firenation:net
From: ZUKOisHOTT-fangirlz:com
Subject: YoU R sO HoTt

ZUKO!

Like OMG! I finally found your email. You are like my all time fav guy in
like the entire world. I mean I feel like so totally sorry for you. Your dad like
burned you to a crisp. And then he like exiled you so you could like never come
back until you like found the Avatar who was like not there for like
a hundred years which like totally sucks but your like uncle like went with you so
it's like all good. Like no offense but your hair was so totally hotter back
then but like your totally awesome body like totally makes up for that! I mean you
are like so incredibly hott like seriously! I think you should like totally date me!
Okay, kiss kiss!

- Mary Sue

To: exiledprince-firenation:net
From: warriordude-southwatertribe:org
Subject: STAY AWAY FROM KATARA!

ZUKO YOU SLIMEBALL!

DON'T YOU EVER TALK TO MY SISTER EVER AGAIN!
I SAW HER E-MAIL TO YOU AND I DO NOT WANT YOU TO REPLY.
YOU SHOULD DIE ZUKO, GO IN A HOLE AND NEVER COME OUT
YOU DIRTY FIRE BENDING IDIOT! GO FAR AWAY AND TAKE YOUR
STUPID BOAT WITH YOU! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M WASTING
MY TIME AND E-MAILING YOU!

- Sokka

P.S. I AM WAY COOLER THAN YOU ARE!

To: exiledprince-firenation:net
From: fireprincess-firenation:net
Subject: Hi

Hello Dear Brother,

I just thought I would take the time to tell you just how happy we
are now that you and uncle are gone. I have become the pride and joy of the
fire nation, and everyone listens to me. Father is especially happy with me.
How goes the search? Don't bother coming back without the Avatar. It will
just make you miserable. See, I still care about my brother. Luv you…he he he.

- Zula

P.S. Your e-mail suits you qutie well.

To: exiledprince-firenation:net
From: zuko'sgurl-fangirlz:com
Subject: OMG!

ZukoIloveyousomuchyouarelikethemostfantasticguyinthewholeworldandI
loveyousomuchyouhavenoideahowhardIlookedtofindyoure-mailandnowI
finallyhaveitOMG!

- Karen a.ka. Zuko's gurl! YOUR MINE!

To: exiledprince-firenation:net
From: mailerbot-firenation:net
Subject: Block System

Dear User:

We thank you for choosing our system for your e-mailing needs. Your request to block
"ZUKOisHOTT-fangirlz:com" and "zuko'sgurl-fangirlz:com" has been done. We
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A/N: So this was e-mail batch one! I hope you all enjoyed that as much as I enjoyed typing it. I think my favorite part was coming up with each person's e-mail. Please don't flame me. I am really happy with this piece and I hope it was somewhat funny. The stupid retyping of the e-mails almost drove me crazy but it was worth it! If you are wondering where the replies are they will end up in the other character's e-mails so that each chapter connects. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE review and who should I do next?