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Joined 07-24-10, id: 2463295, Profile Updated: 06-09-12
Author has written 10 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender.

Hello! Welcome to my profile!

I am in the middle (or the beginning?) of changing my username to Fancy Pants Penguin. You can still call me Jiao-Jie if you want, though; I left it in there for a while so you all don't get confused if you knew me before. I'm hoping this will eliminate the, "Er...I don't remember subscribing to this person's author alert?" conundrum.


PHOTO: This is a picture drawn by Chris Uminga, NOT ME, I TAKE NO CREDIT! He has some awesome work though, so you should Google him and check out the rest of his art!


The basics!

I am a fairly nerdy girl although in real life I hide it pretty well.

I'm kind of strange and you will probably notice that quickly.

I really enjoy talking to people, so send me a message! I am (usually) a really nice person. Maybe a little toonice, and very impatient.

I have been a member of this site for a little bit over a year and in that time I have written only Avatar (YES the last airbender...the cartoon) fanfiction. I'd like to say that I'm going to branch out to another fandom soon, but with the new TV show coming and all of the ideas I still have to write (see below, if you're interested!), I am not sure that's going to happen anytime soon.

I do read stories from other fandoms, though.

I'm very good at math, and not so good at writing. That's one of the reasons that I like to write fanfiction; it gives me a chance to practice my writing and story telling. The other is that it is just fun to finish the plotlines or make up new ones for movies/cartoons/books/whatevers.


Stuff I like:
Comic books
Regular books
Cartoons
Harley Quinn (I know she's from a comic book and a cartoon, but she still gets her own line)
Harry Potter
Fairy tales
Music
Math
Coffee
Movies


Reviews?

Yes, I give them. For almost every story I read I give a review. A real one, not an, "OMFG SO SWWEEEET!" or a, "this is teh suxxors," but a real review where I tell you what I thought you did an awesome job on, as well as what I think you could improve on. I do try to be nice about it, and if you think I'm too harsh in a review I will take it down; I know some people don't want any CC they just want to write their story and I can respect that.

I do not flame.

On the exact opposite note, if you do want me to review your story (honestly, but no flames) just shoot me a message. My review style is a general critique; what's good and what's not so good. For instance, I won't go through and correct every one of your spelling mistakes but if that is an issue I'll tell you you need to check your spelling.

There are times when I won't leave a review. If I just favorite it...it means it's awesome and I don't have any corrections or anything to say except how awesome it is.
OR
It's so bad I don't want anyone to know I read it, there's nothing I can do to help you, and you need to stop writing immediately. In this case, I guess you won't know either. Honestly, there has only been a couple of these, so about 99.96 /- 0.001% of you author's don't need to worry about this being your story.


My Stories! In Progress!

King of Kings, I Love Bad Fanfiction, Opposites (GAH THIS TITLE SUCKS): All of these are on hiatus until I get my creativity back...sadface. I'm sorry to everyone who has subscribed or was looking forward to the next installments, I will still do my best to finish these one day since I had some epic stories planned.

!!COMING SOON!!


A story with no title yet!: I am working on a story about Yue at the moment and it will soon have the first couple of chapters published, but it does not yet have a title!

A Fishy Crime Continued: One of Fyre's prompts from her IBF! week was just too awesome for me to pass up. I am adopting the 'A Fishy Crime' prompt and I will soon be writing a one/two/threeshot about what happens when evil spirits roam the world at night!

A Governor's Daughter: YES. FINALLY. The epic(ish) final installment of my Fire Nation Girls triad! I have been meaning to do this since I finished A Circus Freak, but I was just hit with a mini plot bunny, and if this goes the way they normally do, that will evolve into a real bunny and a multi-chapter fic will be born!


!OTHER!!OTHER!!OTHER!!OTHER!


I am the fnforcer for Forever Fyre's Azula Fanfic Fanclub! Check it out if you are a fan of Azula. The other members and more explanation can be found in Fyre's profile.

Being the enforcer means that I get to break people's legs! But only if you owe us money. n.n
...Or maybe if I just don't like you very much.


The loverly Artistically Creative, just made me a moderator in her forum POLLS!POLLS!POLLS! and you, yes YOU Reader, should check it out and give some input on the best of anything you want on this site.
Best author, best story, best drama, best comedy, best whatever. There is only one thread up at this point (Funniest Fic) so feel free to nominate whatever YOU think is the best. More POLLS! will be coming in the future, feel free to come up with your own!


This picture was drawn for A Circus Freak! YES I'm still advertising it! Go look NAO.
http:///art/A-Circus-Freak-179419916#/d2ytlak

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Summer's Day by Sun Daughter reviews
How do you write romance? How do you grammar? All this and more is just a click away! Join your favorite Avatar characters as they help FanFiction writers in this humorous parody full of useful tips and fun prompts!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,690 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Aang, Sokka, Zuko, Katara
What I Learned at SRU by D3stiny-Sm4sher reviews
A modern college AU with an original plot, SRU is based in part on my own personal college experience, weaving together characters, concepts and themes from ATLA & Legend of Korra with my own life to create a tribute to the Avatar series and an exploration of young adulthood. SRU!Gaang & Smellerbee (& later on Korra) are protags along w/large supporting cast. Some strong language.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 135 - Words: 1,122,104 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 10/22/2010 - unknown 9, Smellerbee - Complete
Clear Skies and Concrete by Wolvenfire86 reviews
MODERN DAY AIR AND STONE! Yeah! I'm back, with more TAANG stories! All of these stories are set in Modern times. Toph can see, there is no bending. PLZ Read and Review, it STILL makes me feel special. :
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 105 - Words: 107,643 - Reviews: 2367 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Aang, Toph
Funhouse Slide Into Madness ::DISCONTINUED:: by SlickSpectre reviews
Once upon a time, a young woman set out for Gotham City with a dream. It takes her to Arkham Asylum, home of the criminally insane. But all of her plans change when the craziest of them all takes an interest in her. This is not a story of hope. This is not a story of redemption. This is a story of madness, and love. This is the story of Harleen Quinzel and her decent into insanity.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,398 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - [Joker, OC]
Fyre's Guide to Creativity by Forever Fyre reviews
"Fyre, what in your crazy head is going on?" This: What happens when crazy people write a story? What about Ozai singing Baby? A Zutarian author surrounded by Kataanger's? Can you believe it's not butter? I can't. But seriously, if you can't find a plot bunny for a story, that's probably because we've kidnapped them and stuck them here. CLICK! A Save-the-Fandom story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 56 - Words: 129,628 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Foo Foo Cuddlypoops - Complete
Honor of the Princess II by Art of the Artichoke reviews
After The Southern Raiders, Azula started hearing whispering in the palace. Could it be Zuko looking for revenge? When Azula spoke to the voice of her brother, she found the real reason he was there to be even more terrifying.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
Week of 1337: A Tribute to Fyre by Mai4eternity reviews
All of Mai4's entries for InspiredByFyre! Week 2011. Now with notes and special features. Day Infinity: InspiredByMarvin!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,838 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Hawky, Chit Sang - Complete
The Honor of the Princess by Art of the Artichoke reviews
Shortly after Zuko was banished, Azula overhears a soldier question her Father's decision to fight his son. Taking matters into her own hands, she challenges him to an Agni Kai.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Azula - Complete
Holding Hands by Artistically Creative reviews
"Azula NO!" Zuko screamed as a tear spilled out of his eye; What if Azula continued falling off her airship? Would Zuko save her? Sure Azula awas just another problem. But she was still a person and every person deserves a second chance.InspiredByFyre
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Azula, Zuko
In the Spirit of Friendship by Azure Blue Flames reviews
After assassins attack the royal family, Azula meets up with Mai and Ty Lee when she is sent to the Royal Fire Academy for Girls. The next few months will test the strength of their friendship – and determine whether it can be called friendship at all.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,252 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Azula, Ty Lee
Thaddeus P Hatt by LittleCatZ reviews
The sorting hat is bored with his life...until one sortee gives him something to work for. Oneshot. Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Sorting Hat - Complete
A Matter of Trust by Somariel reviews
After their escape from the Boiling Rock, Hakoda must decide if he can trust Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,162 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 168 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Zuko, Hakoda - Complete
Her Choice by meltinglacier reviews
And in that moment, Ty Lee knew that Azula must not be allowed to kill Mai. She wouldn't let that happen. In that moment, Ty Lee made her choice.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Mai, Ty Lee, Azula - Complete
Chasing Perfection by The Mountain reviews
Azula is looking to bring the Avatar and his friends down, but Aang isn't going to make it easy for her. CURRENTLY WITH NEW CHAPTER THREE ENDING
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,781 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Azula, Aang
Airship of Looooove! by Loopy777 reviews
In aka Arashi's Book 4 fic, there comes a point where the main gAang is stuck on an Airship with nothing to do but get into funny romantic moments. This... is that story!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,816 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Aang, Sokka, Zuko, Toph - Complete
How I Came to Be by Omgjelloz reviews
Jet wasn't always a monster. From that life changing day when he was 8, until the day he meet Team Avatar, this is the story of his downfall. This is how he came to be.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Jet
Conversations by JupiterLily reviews
3:13 dialogue. "Zuko... you should grow a mustache." Aang and Zuko were stuck in that green stuff for a long time before the Sun Warriors found them.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 235 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Parody of Love by TheBlueFoxtrot A Samba reviews
A fictitious parody of the non-existent 'burning' love of Zuko/Katara for the sole purpose of making you laugh or at least amuse and distract
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
A Cabbage Merchant's Day In Omashu by Xamem-The Heart of Oblivion reviews
Daichi had high cabbage-selling hopes the day he headed to Omashu. Hopes that would soon be crushed. Oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Cabbage Merchant - Complete
Love Stinks by mike50333 reviews
Azula's perfect in many ways, but romance is not one of them. Ty Lee lends a helping hand at Chan's party. Set during The Beach. No Slash. One-Shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Azula, Ty Lee - Complete
Beautiful Lies by TheBlueFoxtrot A Samba reviews
It's amazing that some people center their whole world on someone to love. She was one of them. She gave him everything, including the power to destroy her world. She trusted him not to, believed what he told her. She found out he was a beautiful liar.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
The Best Cup of Tea by YoungFool reviews
Zuko has a question about his life in his mind one night. Who else to get an answer from other than his wise old uncle Iroh? Rated K. One-Shot. Irko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Iroh, Zuko - Complete
Gyatso's Final Fight by Red Clay reviews
Yay Gyatso! One shot if you didn't figure it out from the title . It's a little sad, but my hope is that it's also exciting and uplifting. Critique if that's your inclination.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Gyatso, Sozin
Perfection by teacandles reviews
Azula was not that flawed, terrified, lonely girl in the mirror. No, Azula had no flaws. Azula, the world's next Fire Lord, was perfect. A character study.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Azula - Complete
Goodbye by Loopy777 reviews
How many times do friends have to say goodbye? Entry for Shipping Month 2010 - Mai/Ty Lee prompt.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Ty Lee, Mai
Bathrooms in the Spirit World? by Red Clay reviews
What happened to Sokka when Hei Bai abducted him? Probably not this, but it's fun to dream.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Sokka - Complete
Perfect by poeismyhero reviews
Azula was the perfect person to be chosen Firelord. She was the perfect leader - emotionless, ruthless, and unbreakable. The only person who could take her down...was herself.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Azula - Complete
Too Late by Azure Blue Flames reviews
Oneshot. It's getting late and Ursa has to make tea for the Fire Lord – a perfect opportunity for murder. Unfortunately, once Azula and Ozai get involved, nothing goes according to her plan… Takes place in between the flashbacks in "Zuko Alone."
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Ursa, Azula - Complete
Future Imperfect by Silenta-Atestanto reviews
Six hundred years have passed since Aang defeated Fire Lord Ozai. Three hundred years after, a devastating war swept across the world, wiping out the benders. Now, the new Avatar must fight an evil that threatens a world that now hates and fears his kind.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 122,210 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Complete
Jetfire by The Mountain reviews
Jet runs into girls from the Fire Nation, who each have a different reaction to his unique charm. Mostly focused on Jet and Mai, but Zuko and Ty Lee show up as well. It's kind of complicated...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,595 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Jet, Mai - Complete
Fans Make Flames Stronger by The Mountain reviews
Zuko and Suki are lonely, and find unexpected comfort in each other's arms. A one-off Suki/Zuko story, with Mai/Zuko and Suki/Sokka included.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,253 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Zuko, Suki
A Swordsman's Story by Ultramatt17 reviews
In life, we will be faced with choices between doing what is right and what we know is wrong. How we decide determines who we are.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2008
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Happily Ever After: A Spirit Tale reviews
The story of Princess Yue, from a little girl to the person she was when we saw her in the TV show. This is my attempt to give her some background and give her character some depth. Rating is subject to change.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Yue
I Love Bad Fanfiction reviews
Do YOU get tired of seeing the same stories over and over again? Sick of Mary Sues? Strange cross-overs? Do you like parties? Yes? Then come inside! This is my I Love Bad Fanfiction party and everyone is invited! An Inspired by Fire story!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,404 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011
Opposites reviews
This is a multichapter story of two very different yet surprisingly similar sets of siblings: Zuko and Azula, and Sokka and Katara and how they change over time; either growing closer or drifting apart.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Azula, Katara
Boomerang reviews
Sokka and drags Suki on a quest to find his lost Boomerang and Space Sword. I don't care if it's been done before...and it's probably the fluffiest thing I've ever written. n.n
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Suki, Sokka - Complete
King of Kings reviews
A story about Ozai before he became the person he was in the series; what changed and why, his past with Iroh, and his relationships with his family. This is my first try at really writing an entire story about Ozai, so I'd like to hear input. :P
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,423 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Ozai
I Know You reviews
This is a dress rehearsal for a real fic about Ozai's life and even though I've already started up with the actual story, I still like this one so I kept it up to see what everyone thinks about these characters and this setting. n.n
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Ozai - Complete
A Circus Freak reviews
The story of Ty Lee, her past, her time in prison, a look into her mind and heart, and an examination of her heroes and her dreams. This isn't your cookie cutter Ty Lee story, even if it is half Boiling Rock...just sayin' n.n. Rated T out of paranoia.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,505 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Ty Lee - Complete
A Fire Nation Flower reviews
"There is no bad student, only bad teacher." Here is my story of what happened to Azula, and how she became the way she was. Kinda angsty with a few morals! *grin.* T for safety
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,073 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Azula - Complete
Remembering reviews
Azula is still trying to recover after her return home, and one thing she hasn't been able to do again, is fire bend. One night while trying she gets help from an unexpected source, who imparts some of his wisdom. Oneshot! Rating for my paranoia.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Azula - Complete
Anxiety reviews
Oneshot. Kind of bittersweet reflection before a young woman's royal Fire Nation wedding. Its probably not what you think and if it counts for anything, I'm pretty happy with how this turned out. n.n
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Complete
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