Hello fanfiction!! I like to be called by my character's name which is Akina. As you can see I started my first published Naruto fanfic which means this is going to be a long bumpy road. If you have something to say about it let me know in either a review or a private message because I am always listening for advice on how I can make things better. Also don't be afraid to look at some of my poetry too even though they're all sonnets. Except for one. One thing I will let you guys know about is that I can't stand people who belittle other people's work when they can't even say anything because they have nothing or they aren't the greatest writers either. That's all you guys need to know, so see you guys later! Also I do have a devianart page too so just click on my link and go visit! I do a lot of photography and there is a couple of hand-drawn pics.

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animerox023 and Akina Yukito

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Stories that I'm currently working on:

Lone Black Wolf (ItachixOC)- (05/12/15) It's been awhile since I've updated my profile but I have released 3 new chapters for this fanfic in the last few weeks!!! I am also looking for some new Ocs to add to it as well. I wrote down the application stuff in the latest chapter this fanfic so just check that out and send one to me either in a PM or I've listed an email with the application. Also don't hesitate to send me more than one if you want to! I may not use all of them at once but I may save them for a later point in the story.

Leave My Body (SesshomaruxOC)- (9/6/13) Chapter 1 is out and I hope you guys enjoy it. This was inspired by the song Leave My Body by Florence and the Machine.

Korokke: http:///e/e2035.html

Okami: http:///index.php?title=Okami_(folklore)

Tsukuyomi: http:///wiki/Tsukuyomi

Oni: http:///wiki/Oni_(folklore)

I found this on Firegirl156's profile, and it is sad!:

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in you're heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2) ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy and paste this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

Racism is wrong and never fails to destroy people in the long run. We are all children of God and in that aspect we are the same, even if we look different. If you are against racism, copy and paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc., copy this into your profile. Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal electrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I 'm Black When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this in your profile if you hate racism!

I just love this so much READ:

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!

Animal Abuse

Hi, my name is Rover,

and I am but one,

I am still a puppy,

who loves to have fun

I'm loyal and I'm friendly,

as cute as can be,

but everyday I ask why,

why I'm not set free,

Did I do something wrong,

am I really all that bad,

did I not wag my tail enough,

and make my master mad,

No, I'm not alone,

there are others you see,

but they all still fight,

their still trapped just like me,

right now I want to cry,

for he will come tonight,

but I am still broken,

from the last fight,

here he comes now,

I pray he lets me be,

but I try not to whimper,

as he kicks me,

I am thrown into the arena,

and drop to the ground,

as the other dog bites me,

I make no sound,

I do not hate the other dog,

I am to blame,

it can't be mans fault,

that my time has finally came,

I watch them walk away,

with not even a goodbye,

I know this is the last I'll see them,

I know I'm going to die,

No, I am not sad,

No, I have not lied,

if there is one truth you should know,

I am happy I have died.

If your against animal fighting and/or abuse copy this onto your profile! I hope you all do, it may not help, but it may make people aware of how serious this is, you don't believe me? Go to Google and type in animal abuse and/or fighting into images, you'll see what I mean!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS

Mental Hospital Phone Menu

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!
Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

The Words Women Use and Their Hidden Meanings

(for all the guys out there that are confused out of their minds trying to figure us women out)

1. "Fine"

This is the word women use at the end of any argument
when they feel they are right but can't stand to hear
you argue any longer. It means that you should shut
up. (NEVER use "fine" to describe how she looks.
This will cause you to have one of those arguments.)

2. "Five minutes"

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five
minutes that your basketball game is going to last
before you take out the trash, so women feel that
it's an even trade.

3. "Nothing"

"Nothing" means something and you should be on your
toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the
feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out,
upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually
signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes"
and end with the word "Fine."

4. "Go Ahead" (with raised eyebrows)

This is NOT permission; it's a dare! If you mistake it
for permission, the result will be that the woman will
get upset over "Nothing" and you'll have a
"five-minute" discussion that will end with the word
"Fine."

5. "Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows)

This is NOT permission, either. It means "I give up"
or "Do what you want, because I don't care." You will
get a 'raised-eyebrow "Go Ahead"' in just a few minutes,
followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to
you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

6. "Loud Sigh"

This is not actually a word, but is still often a
verbal statement very frequently misunderstood by men.
A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are a complete
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with you over "Nothing."

7. "Soft Sigh"

Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft
Sighs" are one of the few things that some men
actually understand. It means she is momentarily
content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe in
the hope that the moment will last a bit longer.

8. "Oh"

This word — followed by any statement — is
trouble. Example; "Oh, let me get that," or, "Oh, I
talked to him about what you were doing last night."
If she says "Oh" before a statement, run, do not walk,
to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is
"Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the
window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at
least two days. ("Oh" as the lead to a sentence
usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not
try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get a
'raised-eyebrows "Go ahead"', sometimes followed by acts
so unspeakable that I can't bring myself to write
about them.)

9. "That's Okay"

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a
woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she
wants to think long and hard before she decides what the
penalty will be for whatever you have done. "That's
Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in
conjunction with a 'raised-eyebrow "Go Ahead". Once
she has had time to plan it out, you are in for some
big trouble.

10. "Please Do"

This is not a statement, it is an offer. The woman is
giving you the chance to come up with an excuse for
what you have done. In other words, a chance to get
yourself into even more trouble. If you handle this
correctly, you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

11. "Thanks"

The woman is thanking you. Don't faint and don't look
for hidden meaning. Just say "you're welcome."

12. "Thanks A Lot"

"Thanks a lot" is dramatically different from
"Thanks." A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is
really ticked off at you. It is usually followed by
the "Loud Sigh." This signifies that you have hurt her
in some callous way. Be careful not to ask what is
wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you
"Nothing."

You're a 90's kid if: (Pasted from ReadNinja's Profile)

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendo and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. CD players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original Pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

He Said To Me!

He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him ... . . You wear pants don't you?

He said to me ... . ... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and drink-

He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . ...Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. ... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him ... . They don't have time.

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

He said..What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. . . A widow.

He said to me... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him .. . .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her. When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her. When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go. When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her. When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong. When she ignores you
Give her your attention. When she pulls away
Pull her back. When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful. When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word. When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared
Protect her. When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay. When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up. When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand. When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers. When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold. When she looks at you in your eyes
don't looks away until she does. When she misses you
she's hurting inside. When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away. When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers. When she re-post this bulletin
she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do

Please read!

This is an amazing and true story!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it?

A Friend vs. A Best Friend

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, a Best Friend well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will be there for you when he dumps you, a Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."

A friend will help you up when you fall, a Best Friend will laugh because she tripped you.

A friend helps you find your prince charming, a Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain, a Best Friend takes yours and runs away.

A friend helps you move, a Best Friend helps you move the bodies.

A friend will bail you out of jail, a Best Friend is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Let’s do it again!!"

A friend knows a lot of things about you, a Best Friend could write a very embarrassing biography of your life.

A friend will teach you how to drive, a Best Friend will help you push the car in the lake so you can collect insurance.

A friend will go to the concert with you, a Best Friend will kidnap the band with you.

A friend will hide you from the cops, a Best Friend is the reason they're after you.

A friend will let you make a fool of yourself in public, a Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to you.

Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

Make A Sentence:

Pick the month you were born on... (bold what ya are!)

1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - i hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a Mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a condom
27 - a gangsta
28 - Paris Hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 -my lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because im sexy like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I smoke crack
Turquoise- because im good in bed
brown- because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because im gay
Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs
Other - because im retarded
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because i still love him
RED- because the gummy bears made me
blue - because i like shoelaces
Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver
graphic- because I am crazy like that
none- because i have a killer six pack!!

I ran shirtless with a hobo because that bum stole my taco!!- I am dying on the inside!!! XD