Hi and welcome to the wonderful world of my profile.

My name is Hope.

Est. '94

I love reading other peoples works of art so if you want me to read something you've written just let me know. I offer constructive criticism but I won't be rude about it.

P.S. I do all my own stunts :)

"I know I can do better than that." -Axl Rose

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not." -Kurt Cobain

MY "ABOUT ME"

I can be ANYBODY'S friend. Seriously, anybody's. Sometimes I can be a little too accepting. I'm nice as long as you don't severely piss me off. I do anything or say anything to get a laugh out of someone, mainly if they're down or depressed. I'm not the best writer, but I know I can write well; I just get bored and impatient. I am my worst critic. I am obsessive. I love all things art. I am quirky, forgetful, and stubborn. I love being me, because no one else is. I'm Christian, not a religious zealot or a Radical. I'm straight, not homophobic. I love long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me. I am young and reckless. I'm a child in an adult's body.

That's all I have to say as of now, but if you'd like to know anything else, just ask.

Do NOT grow up. It is a TRAP. Everyone IS out to get you and make your life a living HELL.

DON'T DO IT.

You have been warned.

Some of my current Passions and Obsessions:

Cars (In general, I love cars. They're a passion of mine. I don't just know the basic names of cars, I know them inside and out, though I will never claim to know everything. I'm no professional, but I am hoping to, one day, become a mechanic.)

History (History is my college major and an absolute passion. Don't get me started, I can go on for hours.)

Art (It's one of the greatest forms of self-expression.)

BBC's Sherlock ("Dear God! What is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring.")

Acting/Voice-Acting (Strangely, my all-time dream job...)

Transformers (Hot cars that turn into badass "autonomous robotic organisms"; what's not to like? Especially with 'Bots like Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Bumblebee, Mirage, Hot Rod, Drift... and all of the others, for that matter.)

Avatar: The Last Airbender (I've watched it since the premiere of the series. I was dedicated to the hot firebender...get it? Hot...Firebender...?)

Mass Effect (Thane Krios *dies of heartbreak* - Garrus Vakarian *comes back to life to give him a hug for being awkward*)

Assassin's Creed (Edward Kenway and Brasidas.)

Red Dead Redemption (First or Second, doesn't matter. Rockstar can break me like no one else.)

Dragon Age: Inquisition (Because I'm a masochist that can't play through anything other than the Solas Romance.)

Harry Potter (Witches and Wizards and Horcruxes, oh my! #NotAllSlytherinsAreBad)

Marvel Comics/Movies (Childhood.)

Chris Pratt (Crisp Rat - I have so much respect for the guy. He's just so awesome.)

The Joker (I love Batman, but I have a personal connection to the Joker. Heath Ledger's Joker is my favorite, but I also really like the one from the Arkham video games - so dark.)

Elder Scrolls: Oblivion and Skyrim (Do I need any other reason than: awesome?)

Boondock Saints (Hot Irish dudes that kick ass and take names...and have a vocabulary made up of almost nothing but the most vulgar words in any language.)

The Lost Boys (It's a cult classic about vampires that actually eat people. Yeah.)

The Walking Dead (Negan is one of my favorite bad guys.)

Tomb Raider (Who can't admire a woman that can seduce a man and then kick his ass in five minutes flat, all-the-while exploring ancient ruins and fighting mythical monsters and all-around bad guys. Plus, I'm a History nerd.)

Just for Fun (because I'm an adult with the heart of a teenaged nerd):

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Pick your birth month and birth day out to find out what happens!

Month

January: Child of

February: Arrested by

March: Traded lives with

April: Dating

May: Killed by

June: Bonded to

July: In love with

August: Captured by

September: Sharing a prison cell with

October: Handcuffed to

November: Became the pet of

December: Saved by

Day

1: Megatron

2: The Aerialbots

3: Knockout

4: The Fallen

5: Barricade

6: Soundwave

7: Ratchet

8: Dreadwing

9: Ironhide

10: Optimus Prime

11: Jazz

12: Bumblebee

13: Breakdown

14: Wheeljack

15: Sunstreaker and Sideswipe

16: Cliffjumper

17: Shockwave

18: Starscream

19: Blaster

20: The Stunticons

21: Scalpel

22: Gears

23: Mirage

24: Thundercracker

25: Blurr

26: Sentinel Prime

27: Sideways

28: Skywarp

29: Skidz and Mudflap

30: Prowl

31: Bulkhead

The Tolkien Quiz

If you were a Hobbit, your name would be Maella Tunnelly

and if you were a (female) Man, your name would be Qawen

and if you were an Elf, your name would be Unedë

and if you were a Dwarf, your name would be Rengwen

and if you were an Orc, your name would be Erulo

Your nearest Tavern might be called The Strange Brew

and your sword would be called Ancatol

Find out your Hobbit/Lord of the Rings bio at The Tolkien Quiz

Hogwarts Rules (I thought it was funny)

-The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
-I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.
-I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.
-I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."
-I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy
-I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.
-I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."
-I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.
-I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.
-I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day."
-I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.
-First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
-It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
-I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
-I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees."
-I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."
-If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
-I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
-I will not lick Trevor.
-Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."
-I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.
-It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.
-I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.
-I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
-"To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.
-I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.