Hey guys, finally updating the profile, it's been long enough. Anyway, a lot of new stories to get into, a lot of new possibilities. Any suggestions, have a comment or two? Leave a message and I get back pretty soon. Anyway, hope that you enjoy reading them as much as I love writing them!

Jokerfest

Likes: Candy, reading,writing, singing,dancing, Joker, being random, daydreaming, voice acting, and being different

Dislikes: Math, ignorance, prejudice, telemarketers, and that's about it.

Now I suppose I should also mention the works that I have posted on this site. So I will. I'll go in alphabetical order since I have no desire to categorize them any other way.

A DJ Finds A Hatter: This is exactly how it sounds. A disc jockey meets the Hatter after he's been rejected at his wedding. Sitting out alone by a fountain, she finds him and helps him in ways he never thought possible. And no, there is not going to be lemons galore, this love is gradual. Rated M. IN PROGRESS

A Little Language Lesson: This is the first of the Kurt/Logan oneshot fics. It is about our two sweethearts first discovering how they feel about one another. Logan wants to approach his blue skinned friend, but is a little timid. Our crafty blue demon knows that all he has to do is wait for the feral, and that he'll eventually come 'round. Rated T. COMPLETE

A Plate Piled High With My Love: A Joker fic. It is a little out of character, but just an AU glimpse into why the Joker decided to don the facepaint. The one he loves is dying because of some unknown organ failure (unknown because I never mention it). It's a fic of their last conversations. Rated T. COMPLETE

Bleeding, Rhyming, Both in Good Timing: Sweeney Todd Universe. It is a very dark and poetic look into the inner workings of the characters. Definitely for the macabre people in this place. A hard M, because of the blood, death, and sex. IN PROGRESS

Cake Mix: I heart Peter Petrelli. And I'm sure that people would heart him just as much if he were in their bed. With these two thoughts in mind I made a 'youser' friendly smut fic involving our nurse-turned-superhero. Combined with his yumminess there is cake batter and of course our hero is willing to eat it off you... Rated M for obvious reasons. COMPLETE

Clueless: I was feeling nostalgic for National Treasure and so I of course did a yaoi pairing. Ben and Riley share one last night together because Ben just can't let go of the other lover in his life. Sad wistful little ficlet. Rated K+ COMPLETE

Courageous Hunter: Sequel to God is Gracious. This is the story of God is Gracious told from the point of view of Jasira. Jasira, the assassin slowly finds herself falling for Ivan Vanko, this is a story of their growing relationship and its quick destruction at the hands of fate. Rated M. COMPLETE

First Date: Grand Theft Auto: Kurt/Logan fic, and fourth in line of the oneshot series. The title pretty much explains the whole basis of the story. Anyway a very cute fic involving thievery, definitely a win :D Rated K. COMPLETE

Follow You: People immediately fall in love with this particular Mugen/Fuu fic. I have no idea why. I consider it to be pretty good, but people have been favoriting it up the wazoo. It takes place after Mugen, Jin, and Fuu part ways. One samurai can't seem to stay away from the flat chested broad and tells her that much. Rated M. COMPLETE

Forgive Me: Another fan favorite involving XMen Origin's Wade Wilson aka Deadpool. It is pre-surgery and is about the reason that he became Deadpool and the woman that he loved before his transformation. Very humorous, but well it involves the 'Merc with the Mouth' and Rona the fiery diagnostician who loves to put him in his place. Rated M. COMPLETE

God is Gracious: Ivan Vanko meets Jasira and at first imagines her just a passing informant. However, over the weeks she becomes steadily ingrained in his life and for a moment he wishes that things were different. Rated M. COMPLETE

Harley, Harleen A Joker's Third Wheel: Read this, you'll like it...well if you like Harley. Harley finds out that Joker is cheating on her with a particulary broodish fellow that has a penchant for theatrics and the color black. She takes matters into her own hands. Joker should have known better than to play with the heart of a nutty Harlequin. Rated M for death. COMPLETE

Hatter my Hatter: Pure smut, well a backstory and then pure smut between characters Mad Hatter from Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland and Hatter from Scifi's Alice. This is when they first meet one another and of course Mad has an insatiable appetite since Alice left. Heavy Yaoi. Rated M. COMPLETE

Heroes: The Interview: I wanted to know how the Heroes characters felt about their less than pleasant situations. I wanted to know what they thought of the script that they had been given, and most importantly I wanted a good laugh. Thus, the Interview was born. Humor only, and of course some brief Mylar but that's standard these days innit? Rated T. HIATUS UNTIL END OF HEROES

Hunger Is Never First: Sylar was not always Sylar. Mothers don't pop out serial killers, they're made. This is what made Sylar. Sylar/OC Rated M. COMPLETE

It Is the Knife That Cuts Us: I had big plans for this fic...however I can't work with this particular Harley I created, so it shall remain in hiatus. YUP STILL HIATUS

Madness is Becoming: This is the third installment in the Hatter X Hatter relationship. Mad Hatter is having trouble dealing with his inner demons and uses Hatter as a way to cope. However, Hatter is a little less than willing. Non-con/Yaoi/Eventual Consensual :D/ Chocolate Syrup. Rated M, for obvious reasons. COMPLETE

Morning Afters: Second of the Kurt/Logan pairing. This is of course a little drabble on their morning after. More cuteness of the blue/clawed variety. Rated T. COMPLETE

My Sins: Sequel to Forgive Me. Involving the same characters, their same wry sense of humor, and a whole lot more of the Deadpool persona. Rated M. IN PROGRESS

Night Terrors: Logan has a nightmare and Kurt is there to comfort him. Read after the First Date: Grand Theft Auto. Rated T COMPLETE

Rebel Yell and Joker's Laugh: The title is cheesy, but the story is not. And though the first chapter is a blatant smutfest you'll understand it once you read further. It's got sarcastic biting humor, housewives with a penchant for high class thievery, a little torture, hot and heavy sex, gun wielding, blatant threats, excessive cursing and of course the ever wonderful, unpredictable Joker. Rated M for nearly all of those things listed above. IN PROGRESS

Sand Into Glass: Vash recounts all of his memories that he had with friends long gone. Especially one person, one that died too young. WolfwoodXVash Fluff. Yaoi with a squint. Rated K. COMPLETE

Sensuous Sensibilities: A new girl comes to the highschool of the Infamous Champloo Trio. She's nothing they've ever seen and immediately captures the attention of Jin and Mugen. Tensions flare high as she finds she can't choose. Mugen offers a way out when he tells her that she can have them both. Rated M. IN PROGRESS

Settle It: Kisuke and Renji "fight" over who gets to have Ichigo. And of course in doing so a deal is struck, why can't they share? Rated M. IN PROGRESS

Sing You To Find Me: Peter is the singer, and of course the prey. Sylar is his predator. But Peter wanted to be hunted. Songfic, slight yaoiness. Rated T. COMPLETE

So You Guys Are: Kurt and Logan tell the other Xmen of their relationship, awkwardness ensues. To be read third after Morning Afters. Rated T. COMPLETE

Spike 'n Olly: This I think is the most fun fic that I write. I love Spike Spiegel and I just love putting his character to paper. Putting him in a valid relationship is a lot of un because he's not exactly the easiest man to understand. He is challenged by the good but tough Olivia Wylde. She refuses to put up with his BS even if she is treating him at her hospital. Rated T. IN PROGRESS

The Elf, The Goddess and The Beast: Kurt/Logan/Ororo threesome. This is most certainly a PWP. I will not even lie, there is no backstory, no real reason established other than the fact that they're lonely which really isn't a reason to initiate a threesome at a school, but hey it's whatever. Rated M. COMPLETE

The Last of the First: Companion piece to Hunger is Never First and Hunger is Never Sated. It is the first date of Tehya and Sylar.:

Their's Always Time for Tea: Hatter wants to know how to act normal for his Alice back in the real world. Mad shows him how. Second Installment in HatterXHatter series. Rated M. COMPLETE

Though I Paint My Love in Blood: This is a story meant to explain why Nuada has such a vast hatred of humans. He was in love once, but that love was ultimately destroyed. It is a love story almost remeniscent of the Notebook in sweetness and dedication and if Allie was murdered and Noah became a pissed off otherwordly creature. Rated M. IN PROGRESS

Ties To Know One: Sylar evaluates the betrayals and lessons he's been forced to learn throughout the past couple of months. Post Villains Arch. Rated K+. COMPLETE

To Have My Hunger Sated: Sequel to Hunger Is Never First. Tehya and Gabriel are all grown up and their lives aren't quite what they used to be. WIll the two of them meet? And if so, what'll happen to the the two? Rated M. IN PROGRESS

Visiting Hours: This fic had started out as a oneshot, but really Joker and Batman going at it only once? Not likely. So what was once a oneshot has grown to be ten chapters and counting and has already accumulated over 10000 hits from people who also feel that a yaoifest between Gotham's most dangerous men is both fitting and well...hot. Rated M for the blatant sex and of course Joker's potty mouth...IN PROGRESS

Wanting Eyes: Sylar wants you with your clothes off and you vice versa. Another 'youser' friendly piece. rated M for obvious smut with a deliciously browed man with a mommy complex. COMPLETE

Alright so those are the stories so far. I'll try to update as I add a new story, but we'll see how that goes. I'm forgetful.

Other things to know about me?

Fave Authors:

Markus Zusak

Neil Gaiman

Anne Rice

J.K. Rowling

Stephenie Meyer

Charlaine Harris

Alduous Huxley

DJ Machale

Justine Robson

Christopher Moore

Fave Actors:

Jim Carrey

Zach Quinto

Hugh Jackman

Christian Bale

Ian Mckellen

Sean Bean

Anthony Hopkins

Michael Caine

Jean-Claude Van Damme

Jet Li

Jackie Chan

Tim Robbins

Liam Neeson

Morgan Freeman

Orlando Bloom

Ryan Reynolds

John Travolta

Samuel Jackson

Paul Bettany

Allan Cummings

Kevin Durand

William Fichtner

Heath Ledger(RIP)

Fave Actresses:

Jennifer Lopez

Ellen Degeneres

Goldie Hawn

Diane Keaton

Meryl Streep

Sally Fields

Keira Knightley

Whoopi Goldberg

Helena Bonham Carter

Amy Adams

Sandra Bullock

Julia Roberts

Patricia Arquette

Natasha Richardson (RIP)

Fave Movies:

10 Things I Hate About You

Dark Knight

Batman Begins

Terminator 2

A Beautiful Mind

Shawshank Redemption

Lord Of the Rings (1,2,3)

Hellboy 1 & 2

Smokin' Aces

Wall-E

Xmen 2

Xmen Origins

Star Trek (2009)

Powder

Phenomenon

Benny and Joon

Once Upon A Time in Mexico

Don Juan DeMarco

Interview With A Vampire

Pitch Black

Chronicles of Riddick

Angels in the Outfield

Happy Feet

First Wives Club

Mrs. Doubtfire

Fave Shows:

House

Ghost Whisperer

Medium

Invisible Man

Law and Order (Original)

Grey's Anatomy

Invasion

Angel

Fave Anime:

Samurai Champloo

Full Metal Alchemist

Elfin Lied

Trigun

Akira

Voices From A Distant Star

Death Note

GTO

Full Metal Panic

Gokusen

Black Lagoon

Dirty Pair

Tenchi Universe,Tenchi Muyo, Tenchi in Tokyo

Monster Rancher

Cowboy Bebop

Fist of the North Star

Samurai X (Rurouni Kenshin)

Yu Yu Hakusho

Dragon Ball Z (Up to the Cell games)

Outlaw Star

Street Fighter

Tekken

Code Geass

Digimon (First 2 Seasons)

Well I think that's all that needs be known about me...I mean there's really not that much.