"Last one to the bridge has to hold hands with Hanschen!"

Pairings:

X-Men: First Class:

Charles/Erik

Supernatural:

Sam/Dean

Destiel (even though I haven't gotten to the part with Castiel in it yet...)

Merlin:

Merlin/Arthur

Gwen/Morgana

Arthur/Lancelot

Merlin/Lancelot

Gwen/Lancelot

Spring Awakening:

Hanschen/Ernst

Wendy/Melchi

Melchior/Moritz

Thea/Otto

Anna/Georg

Bones:

Zach/Jack Hodgins

Angela/Hodgins

Bones/Booth

Star Trek:

Spirk (Spock/Kirk)

Kirk/McCoy

Chekov/Sulu

Harry Potter:

Harry/Draco

Harry/Ginny

Hermionie/Ron

Hermionie/Snape

Snape/Lilly

Lilly/James

Remus/Tonks

Remus/Sirius

Torchwood:

Janto

Owen/Tosh

Doctor Who:

Rose/Ten

Jack/Doctor

Kirk: Mr. Spock, you'd make an excellent computer.
Spock: Why thank you, Captain. That is most kind of you!

Kirk: Really, Mr. Spock, you're becoming more and more human every day.
Spock: Why Captain, I see no reason to stand here and be insulted like this!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Quotes:

So my friends and I were looking at a deck of cards with the Torchwood characters on it, and we were remarking on who was on what card. So my friend said: Jack is on all the kings, and Gwen is on all the queens, and Ianto is on a jack. Though it would be Jack on a Ianto...

Wash: "Everything looks good from here... (playing with plastic dinosaurs over his console) Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive."
(as Stegosaurus) "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'."
(as T-Rex) "I think we should call it...your grave!"
(Stegosaurus) "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"
(T-Rex) "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!"

John has skulled half a bottle of vodka

Jack: So, how was rehab?

John: Rehabs. Plural.

Jack: Drink, drugs, sex and ...?

John: Murder.

Jack: laughs You went to murder rehab?

John: I know. Ridiculous. The odd kill, who does it hurt?

Jack: worried You clean now?

John: deadpan Yeah, kicked everything, living like a priest.

John: I think I'm starting to see what he likes about this place. She's beautiful, he's stunning...

Gwen: Don't you ever stop?

John: What? Five minutes to live, you want me to behave? Oh, that's gorgeous.

Gwen: That's a Poodle!

John: It's nice!

Tosh: No I can't just hook something up! the entire telephone network is down!

Owen: What about a mobile connection?

Tosh: Talking to an idiot voice The entire, telephone, network, is down!

Ianto: Mobiles, landlines, tin cans with bits of string - everything, absolutely everything! No phones, phones all broken. mimics telephone Hello? Anyone there? normal No, 'cause the phones aren't working!

Owen: How do you know all that?

Ianto: I know everything. And it says so on the bottom of the screen.

Ianto: I have searched for the phrase "I shall walk the Earth and my hunger shall know no bounds," but I keep getting redirected to Weight Watchers.

Owen: So, I'm King of the Weevils maybe even Weevil Messiah.

Jack: What's is it with you? Ever since Owen died, all you've done is agree with him!

Ianto: I was brought up not to speak ill of the dead. Even if they do still do most of their talking for themselves

Tosh: I'm intolerant of vasoactive amines.

Banana: What?

Tosh: Bananas make me vomit.

Bloopers Jack: Remember, the maximum res-erection time is two minutes. Pause. Everyone starts laughing hysterically.