Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.

When the line separating what's right and what's wrong become muddled and broken, how do you determine the side you're on? When what used to be black and white becomes gray, how do you know the difference? Samirah is just a simple scout, wanting a simple life and to do good things in her own way. We don't always get what we want. LSF RevanXCarth.

AU. Minako is the transfer student, who Mitsuru wants to correct, who Junpei wants to befriend, who Yukari wants to know, who Akihiko wants to be with, and who Shinjiro wants to...whatever. They all want something from her. But she doesn't want to have anything to do with them. AkihikoxFeMCxShinjiro

Mass Effect drabbles from all three games. Some serious, some humorous. Based on prompts and random ideas. Various characters, Shepards, and het pairings; mostly Shenko.

High school is a battleground, and Aome but one of many soldiers on the field. Sweet Amoris is the toughest of them all, and she's not sure if she's gonna make it out alive. Castiel/OC/Ken

Dragon Age Origins drabbles. Some serious, some humorous. Based on prompts and random ideas. Various characters and pairings.

FeMCxArcher. With each day that passes, the relationship between Master and Servant changes bit by bit. A collection of oneshots set in the Fate/Extra universe.

"...the world will shake before you..." A collecting place for DA2 drabbles. Some humorous; some serious. Various characters and het pairings. Spoilers are within! You have been warned!

Flashbacks, interstitial scenes, and backdoor dealings. A companion to ME2 focusing on characters and worlds, big and small.

Noiz only wanted to alleviate boredom. Aoba only wanted to do his job. A one-thousand-dollar offer was what jump-started a highly unlikely relationship that neither were sure what to make of. Alternate Universe.

He was a broken, crippled man and she was from a race of semi-mythical monsters. And yet, this peculiar duo is the last, best hope a crumbling Skyrim has for survival. The gods truly have a sense of humour, it seems.

Aoba works daily at the Heibon Daycare. This follows his usual work day, centered around the different children he deals with. Rated T for mild language.

There just aren't enough hours in one day. Akihiko/FemMC — "There will always be a vacant chair."

Sarah Lyons/Lone Wanderer romance type fic exploring their relationship during and after the events of the main quest line, Broken Steel, and Point Lookout. The Enclave makes a last, great attempt to take control of the Capital Wasteland. War. War Never changes. Chapter 13: Lone.

Five times Momoi accidentally got more of an eyeful than she'd bargained for (and one time she didn't). Momoi and the Skittles, Teikou-era crackfic.

Companion piece to 'Mabari & Magus': Life's journey can lead to extraordinary places, not least those within oneself. Key moments in Sabhya Amell's life, pre-game and moving through the Blight. Slightly AU-ish. Rating now M just in case for implied adult themes and violent imagery.

[Akane/Kougami] Salvation is the last thing on his mind. Akane learns the dark nature of latent criminals when she accompanies Kougami to the Correction and Rehabilitation Center.

[Akane/Kougami] Akane and Kougami discover a remedy to a stressful day of work.

[Akane/Kougami] Confucius once said that before embarking on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. For Kougami Shinya, he had every intention to do just that. In his mind, Makishima was Moby-Dick, the great white whale that almost killed him, and he was Captain Ahab, the man whose path of revenge turned into an obsession that was so great, he couldn't turn back. Introspective.

Between the events of ME2 and ME3. Kaidan is assigned to escort the Normandy back to Earth after the events of Arrival. M for some language and eventually some adult situations.

Sort of sequel to Yellow. For all his encouraging words, it turns out that Kise's the one who's having the hardest time moving on. One-shot.

Every year, they would walk up to the shrine, and greet the New Year with bright smiles and a warm heart. Twenty-five years later, one of them continues to walk up to the shrine, but for a different reason.

In which Kuroko finally meets with Haizaki and everything comes to an end. Sequel for The Third Time is The Charm, the fourth and final part of my AU!Yakuza fic. Warning: Slight gore and cursing. Oneshoot complete.

After a body was found in a pond at a park 20 minutes away from Tokyo, Detective Kagami's been assigned to the case. The victim: a member of the legendary Generation of Miracles who'd mysteriously vanished a decade ago. Enlisting the help of an old friend of the victim, the two will have to navigate through the world of Japan's small but tight knit basketball community. KaKuro Aoki

A dog's best friend is his mage. And vice versa. A series of random drabbles of no particular chronological order centered around Sabhya Amell and Blossom. Rating 'T' for mild language.

"I don't need to retrace your prints, Kise, because the past doesn't really matter. I'd rather continue our path; certain you will still be by my side at the end of our road." Fluff. One-shoot complete.

AU What if Kaidan had run away after the events on Jump Zero and became a merc? Shepard hires Kaidan on Omega to help with the Collector mission. Mass Effect 2

He wanted to soar through the sky like a paper plane. Unfortunately, that dream was cut short, ruining both his life and his partner's.

When 23 year old Alice loses her husband, she thinks her life too has come to an end. So when the mysterious and sometimes infuriating Jasper Hale enters her life, will she push him away like she has so many others or will she be able to love again? OOC/A

"Kise Ryouta Caught Kissing a Guy! What's the Model's Confession?" That was the gossip that pushed Kise to come out of the closet—metaphorically. AoKise. One-shoot complete.

Aomine knew Kise's lips better than anyone else. Mature. One-shoot complete.

Midnight sun is a state of mind. Time makes no sense in this world. You can leave your watch in your suitcase, because this day has no end / Kise dies and Aomine is left to piece himself back together again, bit by bit, one pill at a time. It's hard, but as long as they're still together, everything is going to be okay. aokise oneshot, charadeath, substance abuse, language

Theon/Robb, modern AU. In which Robb is drunk, Theon's sort of in denial, and Robb's car is summarily christened.

Truth revealed, or in which there was a masquerade party and an after party meeting in which Kuroko finally met Akashi. Sequel to Second Lie, part 3 of my AU!Yakuza series.

The one who loved him and the one he loved.

Robb, Theon, and the illusion of intimacy.

Kuroko's invisible; Aomine's an ass; Midorima's weird and unbearable; Kise's an idiot; Murasakibara eats; Akashi terrifies. Even after fifteen years, some things never change.

There was a line in one of her many psych evals about an impressive ability to compartmentalize. She supposed the psychologist hadn't been talking about her ability to dress an amputation in the field in under thirty seconds. Mass Effect 2

Sequel of First Interrogation. Kuroko met up with Kise on one fine Sunday, bribed with vanilla shake. Aomine Daiki didn't like that at all and decided to give Kise an unexpected visit. Apparently, Kise was not the only liar around Kuroko. Mature theme, quite graphic sex, AU!Crime Fic, Self edited.

It all began with an innocent question that turned into something more. — Akihiko:FemC.

Interrelated vignettes surrounding femShepard.

It's never too late to apologise.

Butch DeLoria/M!Lone Wanderer. This may or may not have been what the LW had in mind when Butch asked him to join the Tunnel Snakes. Rated M for language and sexual content.

Kise Ryota is brought for interrogation by Aomine Daiki, Head of Organized Crime Department. Kuroko Tetsuya observes how his senior deals with the supposed-killer. AU!Crime fic.

Lady Hawke/Sebastian Vael collection of one-shots. Silliness, smut, fluff, angst, and anything else my muse can dream up. Rated M for sensuality and sexual content.

Courier number Six is the center of unwanted attention as every power in the Mojave scrambles to figure out her forgotten identity. What will she choose?

A set of one-shots based on the Skyrim: Official Trailer that was released in Spring/2011, all searching for the Dovahkiin. Ch. 6. Nerevarine in Skyrim? Eeek!

A collection of 100-word-ficbits that will contain all sorts and shall be updated as often as new drabbles are written.

Non-massacre AU. Sakura has a date and Sasuke is brooding over his unrequited love, prompting Naruto and Itachi to make some sparks fly.

A collection of shorts from the Final Fantasy VII universe, featuring various pairings and situations from across the timeline. Rated for citrus.

"The stars, the moon, They have all been blown out…" Post-ME3, Shepard finds reason to hope. Major spoilers for the end-game. femShep/Kaidan fluff.

Drabbles written for Wednesday Prompts at the ME Challenge LiveJournal. Short, badly written and mostly stupid. You've been warned. Features a good chunk of Joker, Ashley, Kaidan, Shepard, and James Vega but I make fun of other characters too.

OneShot. The best part of any mission is coming home.

A new fic by jandco & withthevampsofcourse- A ridiculous tale of accidental misdemeanors, felonies, past affairs and six kids on the run from life. Not necessarily realistic, but AH anyway.

Kaidan and Shepard have a "talk" after he accepts the Spectre position. One Shot. Rated M for a reason.

After the crash of the Normandy SR2 - What is Kaidan thinking of? Post ME3 one shot.

Charge, Nova Blast - Boom. Absolute chaos.There was nothing sexier than this complete combination from his Shepard on the battlefield. Collab PWP - NSFW All the hot shenko feels Tumblr posted as well

The Boss was terribly bored. Johnny had left her waiting at a bar. Surely there was no harm in accepting a glass of champagne from an almost likeable masked wrestler? *Mild Boss/Killbane. Set between SR2 and SRtT*

Random drabble featuring FemShep and the gang. With guest appearances from Serviceman Chung, Tali's shotgun, Charr the poetry reciting Krogan, and other favorites. BioWare owns the characters, I just like to play with them a bit...

A collection of one-shots and drabbles about the characters of Mass Effect before, during, and after the game. Mainly FemShep/Kaidan centric. *04/03-The Space in Between* 12, 100 word drabbles based what happens after the ending of Mass Effect 3

Maybe it was just her imagination but she knew it the instant they touched. Headcanon, ME1 Universe 500 word drabble - posted on Tumblr Shenko!

Shepard takes Alenko for a ride along in the Mako, and her reckless driving gets them into trouble. One shot, set during the events of first game.

Kaidan, Shepard and what? Memes, Tumblr and a tired author equals weird dabbles and don't take this seriously, or we'll need to have words.

She hadn't been joking when she told her Major that they needed to get to the Normandy ASAP when they reconciled, but he purposely said to take things slow.

Compilation of one-shots based on a DA:O & Awakenings HNR playthrough. Some are dark, some satirical - all are an attempt to see the Blight and outcome of quests through mostly NPC perspectives...each chapter is more or less my answer to many of my own questions, and a couple will contain references to a pc mod where both Loghain and Alistair are GWs. Chapter 29 - Niall.

If the Normandy's crew knew what they were in for, they would have stepped back to wonder if they were in the wrong line of work. But when serving with a crew like this, it's not all bad news, all the time. Snapshots of Mass Effect in 1000-word vignettes. (Cover images all belong to Bioware. As with Mass Effect itself, I'm just borrowing them and giving credit where it's due.)

Random DA2 drabbles with no particular rhyme or reason. Rated M only because Hawke has a potty mouth.

Character essay and analysis of Reaver.

As Shepard and the crew of the Normandy prepare for the Reapers, the Illusive Man has one more ace up his sleeve to bring Shepard back under the control of Cerberus, one that Shepard thought she buried three years ago. ME3 story w/ a side of Shenko

Nothing is the same, but eventually everything's similar enough. Shepard/Kaidan, post-ME2.

Prompt fill from Anon on Tumblr - What if Kaidan couldn't tell it was Shepard and they met on hostile ground?

Being forced to sit in a brig for weeks on end may lead to a slow descent into madness for some, but Shepard doesn't mind the waiting as much as James Vega seems to. You can find out so much about a person by what they do during their downtime.

A series of drabbles set in the Fallout 3 universe. The premise being, the events of the story are told through various character view points. Mainly a female Lone Wanderer tale though. Will feature female Lone Wanderer and Butch later.

*Written for the Skyrim Kink Meme* Farengar Secret-Fire really doesn't know how he got engaged to the Dragonborn. *Farengar/F!Dragonborn*

In Skyrim, when you thought of a hero, you would think of a strong, dashing Nord. But what if the Dovahkiin isn't that? What if he's a little bit loose on the head? A funny yet serious take on the game of Skyrim. Male BattleMage Dovahkiin.

Jacob Taylor is obviously the Old Spice Guy. But who is The Most Interesting Man in the World?

*Written for the Skyrim KinkMeme* It was all just a matter of curiosity. At least that's what he told himself *F!Dragonborn/Farengar Secret-Fire*

Collection of short stories inspired by in game screenshots.

Sometimes it all seems familiar to her. The dagger, the contracts, the killings. Him. Skyrim-set, DB,hints of LL/Dragonborn

Every time he closes his eyes, he watches her die.

The real problem is how you get to know your child and patch together the last eight years so it all makes sense because there's got to be a reason out there somewhere and sometimes the only place left in the galaxy to go is forward. Shenko.

Garrus and assorted crew talk about cross-species intercourse over a game of cards.

One-shots during ME1 and ME2. With several species on the Normandy, it was rather obvious that differences between them would be mistaken at times. Continuing.

It brings all the boys to the yard.

For a moment, he was again that isolated child in a crowded place. 'Waiting,' he thought sullenly, 'for a fairytale that will never come back.' One Shot, Shizuo x OC. Rated M for implied lemon.

The stress of a suicide mission can do a number to any organic's mental and emotional health. Regardless of stress, organics have antics and prejudices that Legion will never reach a consensus on.

Vulpes' first of seven lessons. First part in the seven part sequel to 'Know Your Place'

These are a collection of moments set throughout the games to expand on certain events and emotions that Shepard and the crew experience. They feature my Shepard and focus on her relationship with Kaidan.

Four rich girls meet four rich boys at a summer camp, and they don't like each other. Things start happening that stress their lives even more. Will they make it through together, or fall apart?

Boone and Arcade wonder about the Courier who can only remember a divergent past. Written for the Fallout kink meme.

The Courier loses a bet against Vulpes and she is promptly taught a lesson. Written for falloutkinkmeme. Mature for a reason kiddies.

Post DA2: A life on the run is interrupted when something happens to Anders and he is forced to account for the things he's done...things he can't remember doing. How will he rebuild a life he can't remember having with a woman who is a stranger to him?

The follow-up to On the Floor and Give Me Twenty, continuing the dynamic between courier Tess McKnight and Vulpes Inculta. M for sexings and language, review please.

Who else would a perfect krogan going through puberty develop a crush on, other than his ass-kicking, death-defying Battlemaster? Unfortunately, inexperienced krogan aren't the subtlest creatures.

Shoker - FemShep/Joker. What if someone told you they loved you at the worst possible time?

Vulpes finds himself confronted by an odd wager by the Courier, but one he is more than willing to accept. Rated M for smut.

A series of mostly humorous episodes, starring Karina Shepard, the sassy, sarcastic savior of the galaxy, and everyone's favorite gentleman assassin. FemShepxThane.

Sebastian comes to warn Hawke about something, and completely loses track of what he was talking about. Sebastian/F!Hawke, dream sequence Rated M for content. Spoilers for the end of chapters 1/2 of Dragon Age II.

It rained upon his arrival. Only fitting, she supposed. Evil!Sparrow/Reaver.

The Kaidan Alenko Appreciation Society, KAAS, on the Bioware Social Network have a prompt writing exercise every week, short one-shots that are written quickly. These are my prompt submissions. Bioware owns all

Staff Lieutenant Kaidan Alenko has something of crush on her commanding officer. Gunnery Chief Ash Williams enjoys giving his superiors heck. Together, they're on a mission to save the galaxy. Note pronoun usage and enjoy.

Prompted fic from the KAAS Prompt Project, in anthology format.

He gets what he wants; always, perhaps, maybe, never. – Akihiko. Akihiko/FeMC.

Hell hath no fury like a fic writer annoyed...

F!LW neutral karma uses her old friend Butch for more than just a horrible haircut. M for sexual content and language.

15 seconds of consciousness. They say you have four breaths when your suit tears. Over the skies of Alchera, if only I could... Commander Shepard's POV of her death. One-shot.

A rescue operation goes awry and Courier is forced to make a choice that she'll regret. Sequel to Vici. Vulpes/F!Courier

As she opened the door, she turned around one last time and smiled softly. 'You don't have to be alone in this.' With these words she closed the door behind her and left him with a third, and better, alternative.

What if you had a chance to be reunited with the woman you loved but no words could be spoken? How would you communicate? Shenko fluff ensues. :

As randomly stupid as I can make Horizon, from Garrus' point of view.

The time is sometime after the events of Mass Effect 2. Kaidan Alenko is in his apartment on the Citadel when someone walks through the door...who is it and what do they want from Kaidan?

An ongoing collection of soapy, Anders related prompt fills for the BSN site. "Advice for the King", "Bold", "The Zombie Chicken and Other Assorted Indignities", "Special".

Those who belong to the Legion generally don't need to court women. Vulpes is no exception. As such, his attempts at seduction are... somewhat different from the norm. One-sided Vulpes/F!Courier.

Lucien, Sparrow and Reaver and the thing that tied them all together.

For the Anders prompt "Hair" on BSN & inspired by a scene from "MASH" the movie. Anders & Sigrun make a wager, inciting some trouble. No sex or pairings, but some nudity & immaturity. Set in the W&A universe. Many Awakening characters make an appearance.

Written for a BSN one-hour thread prompt. Now no longer a one-shot! New prompt: Hair. Anders has a bad hair day. Still largely T material, but bumped up to M for safety.

Originally written for the Six Senses Challenge on Knickerweasels. The young lady that Anders picks up in a bar turns out to have rather unusual tastes. Rated M for sex and mild bondage/sexual roleplay.

Just a little two part story from the prompt on the BSN Anders thread. The prompt was to start a story with: "He certainly hadn't expected that to happen." It does contain a little bit of implied sexual content.

Tifa hates it when the neighborhood kids dig through her trash. Now she has a new reason to padlock her garbage cans. Ties in with "At Last" and "The Gift."

The story of Zevran getting his hand stuck in a 'some dark hole' and attempting to free himself while Taliesin stands around being mostly unhelpful.

Elissa and Anders discuss the only person Anders has ever declared hatred for. One-shot.

A short arising from an Anders prompt on BSN - just how does Anders rate the templars? Takes place during Awakening while the companions are enjoying some R&R at a tavern, and are rudely interrupted.

COMPLETE. Twisted Canon Crack!fic. What if during the infamous Honey Bee Inn incident, Aerith used magic to turn Cloud into a girl - and then couldn't turn him back? A slightly skewed spin on the opening events of FFVII.

Deep thoughts from a pair of guardsmen. Written for LJ's dao challenge Lightning Round, subject: "elves."

A short drabble, set after That Horizon Incident.

Commander Shepard is outfitting a team for a dangerous mission against impossible odds, and she'll do anything - even underwear modeling - to ensure success. Also starring Miranda, Kasumi, and a bewildered Kaidan Alenko. Spin-off from my ME2 fic,Valhalla

Fifty sentences about Tali and Kal'Reegar and the bumpy road of their relationship. Written for the 1sentence LJ community challenge.

The Archdemon awaits! Now for the Ultimate Sacrifice! Hey, waitaminnit... rated M just in case

Set post-AC, but pre-DC. All Tifa wants is a decent night's sleep, but the nightmares of her past won't let her rest.

"Never follow a ghost into the night. Especially one that calls you by name." Shepard, Kaidan, and two weeks of leave after the Battle of the Citadel.

Alistair and Anders do not get along. At all. Unfortunatly, they're trapped in a snowed in cabin along with their warden commander, Kaylie Amell, who may or may not end up murdering them before the snowstorm is over.

Doing the Dark Nasty's a tough job, but someone's got to do it.

Fragments of the love story between the Dalish huntress and the Antivan assassin.

A little down time plus something round generally equals some variety of mayhem.

The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual.

If you can't say something nice, don't say anything. And then take 'em out with a fireball.

AU. SasuSaku. Sakura kissed a girl and she liked it. Maybe. She's not too sure. And she really hopes Sasuke won't mind it.

There's nothing like being on vacation with the one you love. Until one of you has a temporary call to duty leaving the other one to her own devices...and obsessions. Which are not necessarily understood by a member of the opposite sex.

Anthology. SasuSaku. 05. Before she said baby. Like ONE. Now she's saying babies. Like... MORE than one. What the hell.

Shenko fluff! Shepard realizes her growing attraction for Kaidan after her mother invites him over to the Shepard home for the weekend.

My Collection of Dragon Age: Origins and Awakenings kink meme fills. Pairing details within.

This is based on the epilogue from Awakenings, where the Warden goes to Antiva to find Zevran. Spoilers for Awakenings and Origins. M rated eventually.

Random thoughts, random characters throughout ME1 done for a challenge. Based in Redundant's 'verse but probably will never fit into the story itself.

A series of one shots of defining moments in Kaidan and Shepard's relationship. Ilos, Alchera, Horizon, and beyond.

A monstrous compilation of romantic one-shots, written by Hermia S and SerNature. All kinds of pairings and silliness abound! Check the introduction chapter for details!

An Anders origin story. How did he escape the tower so many times?

Now that we have mentioned tying me up in that context, do we have any extra rope around?

Ten songs, ten stories. SasuSaku. AU.

"I was going to do it, I wanted to do it, but I couldn't because I'm useless. I can't even kill myself," she cried. "I can't even kill myself." SasuSaku. AU.

Garrus has a slightly awkward question to ask Commander Shepard, but they're old friends, so it shouldn't be a big deal. A friendship piece for fem!Shep and Garrus--no romance--with a side helping of Shenko.

This really can't be called living. After Shepard's death, Kaidan finds it difficult to move on. Kaidan/ fem Shepard Kaidan/OC. Mild sexual references

Nervous about the mechanics of blowing off steam with a human, Garrus seeks advice about the bane of xeno-loving turians throughout the galaxy— how is this kissing thing supposed to work, especially when you’ve got no lips? Garrus/Shepard, Garrus/Thane.

At his reunion with Sereda Brosca, Leske quickly realizes that maybe betraying his dragon-slaying Grey Warden best friend who wants to give him expensive things isn't necessarily the best plan...

The BAU travels to a small town in Washington State guess which! after several bodies, drained of blood, are found in the woods. Dr. Reid is entranced by a beautiful lady. Reid/Amandasper Very, very silly.

Kaidan Alenko never thought he'd face a reality without Shepard. A series of short snippets of Kaidan coming to terms with her death and trying to move on.

Mordin warned of possible side effects between a human/drell relationship, but even Thane was unprepared for what his Shepard would do. A humorous look at what might happen to a poor female Shepard who fancies drell. Rated for referenced subject matter.

Little glimpses into the Mass Effect world. Mostly Tali/Shepard. Redone slightly with less suck

In which Sakura takes a stand, Naruto and Sasuke must make their own sandwiches, and fainting like a pansy and being everyone's little tool is mocked. A lot.

She thought "The Rose of Orlais" would be about horticulture. It wasn't. Alistair/Amell, for the Swooping is Bad weekly challenge on LJ.

While the Commander is away, the quarian will play. But what does a certain salarian have to say on the subject? TalixShepard

Stuck in camp for a few days, the party tries its hand at a game of Hideouts & Mobsters.

Zevran works with Mahariel on the art of poison making.

This is a collection of forum fanfic posts about Yeoman Kelly Chambers from ME2 between Badpie and myself.

Ancient, tragic heroic poetry is not something you really want to model your life on, but Cordelia Amell hasn't got much of a choice. Amell/Alistair.

Zack finds out that it is Tifa Lockhart's birthday and knows of a perfect present to give her…however, it is getting the present to comply is going to be a problem…

Cloud, in a little bit of a lull after saving the world twice, agrees to take a bit of a side job. What and why, exactly? Hint, he's wearing a suit. You know you wanna take a look ;

Cloud can't come up with a gift for Tifa. What could possibly make this Yuletide unforgettable? Christmas oneshot, nice and fluffy for the kiddies!

It was Blair's tradition. A tradition that apparently meant more to her than happy boyfriend.

Rachel tries once again to extend an olive branch of friendship to Puck.

Tifa shares the only thing she's ever kept from Cloud and that is her precious shower time. Rated for sensual lemmon. Cloti oneshot.

He's the beauty and she's the beast. SasuSaku/ UNDERGOING REPAIR.

A focus of what cheesecake can bring about in this Cloti lemony fluff goodness.Rated M for slight lemon.

Teddy was jealous because Victoire was doing his job for him.

I was obsessed with all of the pretty things that she did.

Not knowing, Sakura concluded, was the worst feeling in the world. It was positively infuriating, at that. Which is why she had to ask. "Are you guys gay? Like, together?"

AU. Sakura gets territorial. Over a chair. Seriously.

Cloud and Zack are so multi-talented they should be able to handle any kind of job, right? We'll see...let the hilarity ensue! Set after lab escape and instead of Zack...you know...dying *Cries*

Lucien had to see his Silencer, one last time. L.L/OC

Seeing the future is one thing. Knowing how to get there is another. Alice knows that Jasper is the key to something better. If only she can get - and keep - him in her life. Alice and Jasper's story. Reposted by request.

They thought their relationship started with a one night stand, but the more they learn the more the past is revealed. When it shows that Fate may be involved, will Alice and Jasper give it One More Shot? AH/AU COLLAB WITH KIRMIT

Teddy and Victoire find that they are related. Oh dear. Something surely ensues.

Lily doesn't want to be a hobo. Her boyfriend Shannon is not helping to prevent that. LilyxOC after book seven, obviously Lily Luna as in Harry's daughter

Yuffie is more attentive than you might think. Written for ff exchange on livejournal. Yuffie/Vincent Yuffentine

side notes from Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by jandco and withthevampsofcourse. outtakes, if you will. starting with emmett. rated M for well... sexytimes.

He had wanted to scare her with his closeness and tight grasp, but when he looked into her eyes the situation changed completely. It was as if something had shifted between them, pushing them closer together and changing their entire chemistry. One-shot.

Tifa wrecks Cloud's beloved Fenrir. She must be punished. Oneshot. Warning: Lemon.

Trying to hide from their separate lives in Seattle and Los Angeles, Edward and Bella accidently end up at a cabin together for two weeks leading up to Christmas. They can't stand each other, but will that mutual hate eventually lead to more? EXB Lemons

After a car crash, Bella wakes up in a mansion where she agrees to pleasure the owner in exchange for medical care. Edward is the erotic owner who takes it upon himself to "heal" her. Very graphic - be warned.

AU and probably OOC. "I mean, if I don't like looking and your face I highly doubt he would like to suck it." because she was queen and she was allowed to do that.

Entry for the Age of Edward contest. Salem 1691. "It was in that moment that I decided I would do whatever I could to stop her from being hung." M for adult content.

Happy one year anniversary A World Without Sound! As chosen by the readers, chapter 14, "Fight," in Edward's POV.

AU. CRACK. Silly Spice. Scruffy Spice. Sleepy Spice. Nice Spice. Cinnamon Spice. Sexy Spice. Smiley Spice. This was one offer Sakura should've refused.

AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.

Cleaning dishes is not a difficult job; it leaves Tifa with much space in her mind to contemplate things... Like at what exact point she and Cloud had conceived their first child. Rated M for strong sexual themes and much fluff. One-shot Cloti

Intense emotions often lead to irrational behavior... written for the Soul Eater kink meme, so clearly adult situations ahead. SoulxMaka oneshot

A can of hair grease and a loaded assault rifle. Yeah, that's what love is.

Why the Cullens had to leave their school before the one in Alaska, From the Principal's POV

A look at Jasper and Alice through the eyes of Jenks, the crooked lawyer from Breaking Dawn.

Two Shot: After DoC, Cloud is trying to do better, why isn’t it enough? One chapter from his viewpoint. One from Tifa's.

Bella is an art student at Phoenix University when she meets Edward Cullen, also an art major. What happens when they are paired together and assigned to do NUDE MODELING for each other? All human & TONS OF LEMONEY FUN! Over 100,000 hits!

/SasuSaku/ Because, trust me, drinks and condoms CAN lead to the proof of one's sexual orientation—and babies, but that's a whole other story.

ShikaIno. He doesn't know whether to consider himself lucky or troubled that he will always be the one to see her in full bloom.

Unrepentant fluff. Tifa's been cooking for Denzel's birthday. cloti cloud/tifa cloudxtifa

And he resists, not because he doesn't want to fix this but because he is a coward on the inside and while he can handle being pierced by a six foot long katana, the thought of... of that... of that little... M for some language

OMG! edward and bella have sex for the first time, first lemon, rly romantic and sexy and the BESTEST fic ever written. r & r or else! EdwardBella forever!1!

On Hiatus. AH OOC. E/B engage in a battle of revenge that results in the demolition of their highschool reputations. Once they tire each other out with their antics, will they JUST DO IT?

Alice. Jasper. A dance. And a life changing experience.

Maka has a dream about Soul that makes her feel a little awkward around the technician. Maka x Soul. LEMON.

Stein/Marie. Stein isn't looking for "never."

Boring old Bella decides she needs a tattoo, I think we know who her sexy tattoo artist is. A one shot, turned four-shot Now Complete! AH/AU ExB EmxR JxA Fluffy/Smutty

AU. MinatoKushina, FugakuMikoto, little!Team7. Sakura is a sadist in the making, Minato expands his vocabulary, Mikoto really wants a daughter and nobody loves Sasuke. Sort of.

This was largely inspired by a comment I heard from a whore in Bloodstone. : Reaver/FemaleSparrow, not for the faint of heart. Modified from 'He Can Have Me Whenever He Wants' The title was just too long

Oneshots Collection -SasuSaku- Rating doesn't apply to every chapter: He had realized he had done the worst mistake of his life so far.

She just really wanted a daughter to put the stupid dress and bonnet on. But no, she kept having sons. So she settled for the next best thing.

SasuSaku AU// She was known as Maid no.167 out of 254 servants in the Uchiha household. She has a name, but only her dorky roommate knows it. He was known as the God of Sex and guess what? His name was even more popular than Jesus. Uhoh I sense chemistry.

Axel/Larxene ჯ These are the chances we take. Check. Stalemate.

Sometimes, Stein's punishment is carried out by Marie.

KotOR 2: LSF Exile and Atton drama, angst, smut, and fluff, oneshot. Atton and the Exile get one really good night together before things go terribly wrong. Rated M for blood, sexual content, and character death.

Tifa's thoughts during Advent Children as she realizes Cloud has Geostigma.

Yaoifreak: OMG! Sakura raped Sasuke! Rae: No. Sasuke raped Sakura. Y: What! Then what was that loud male scream of pain I heard? R: That was definitely a female scream, but I’m not so sure it was a painful one... MA. Plot. Smut. Yum Sum Series: Book Three

Jasper gives Bella a highly caffeinated drink, and she goes a little...crazy. All human OneShot.

Kaname knew very well to control his sinful desires..but then again.. he was a vampire. A creature of the damned. And sadly, so was she...::As opposed to the seven virtues, God created the seven sins, because we like them oh so much better. KanamexYuuki.

An 80's party brings together our two young lovers...costumes, flavored condoms, and Jell-O shots...what's not to love? Oh, did I mention John Cusack and The Cure? This is just a one shot, with lemons, smut, sexin', whatever you call it.

Life as a shinobi is never easy. Memories are often painful and future is too bleak. Therefore, they live in the present. Drabbles SasuSaku,NejiTen,NaruHina Chap 34: “Wild enough for you?”

Original Team 7. In which we learn yet another reason why betraying your village is very, very bad. "Sakura-chan... your smile scares me."

It's really sad when I can truthfully say that my period makes me act like a werewolf." Claire suffers a fall, and Quil saves her. Kind of. Quil/Claire.

Suspian Drabble Collection, every chapter has its own rating: 2- He wanted to give her something for the future.

After a battle things get a little heated between Maka and her Scythe... literally. SoulxMaka oneshot. Warning for lemon... see summary for full disclaimer

SasuSaku. Fact of life, never get lessons in love from two idiots who are relatively foreign to the concept.

Finally, he's ready to show her how he feels. CloTi, lemony goodness abounds!

Larxel one-shot for 8/12... He was the only one who bothered to try and understand her. He was the only one who knew when she was internally upset. And he was the only one who knew how to calm her.

SasuSaku. She locked the door. She could’ve sworn she locked the door.

All in a day's work for the Fifth Hokage.

I like your um, raincoat, Sasuke. It brings out your eyes. And it's very... dignifying.

Shikamaru's had it with Ino. He's Done. For real this time. But, before he leaves he swears he's gonna' teach her a lesson she won't ever forget. Heavy on the Lemoness. MA. Plot. Yum Sum Series: Book Two

20 dreams. Here and now they fight. Then and there they dream. The two collide with a faint humming sound, and maybe the click of an unlocked door. "Here's the key." SoraxKairi

/SasuSaku/ His habit: Get in bed, wrap an arm around her waist, let his chest press against her back. Then sleep. "Do you take Haruno Sakura, to be your wife? Through thick and thin, sickness and health..blahblahblah.." Pause. Nod. "I do." Smirk. I do.

/SasuSaku/ Because some moments are just too precious to ever let go.

SASUSAKU- That skirt is just short enough.

Bunny girl, dominatrix lady, french maid, she has tried them all. Tell her, what could possibly turn Sasuke Uchiha on? Sasusaku.one shot.

She was beautiful in tangled sheets, her body lost in the very depths of the mass of endless white cloth. Clotif

/SasuSaku/ Sasuke and Sakura are fighting alone and it comes to the point where Sasuke has the chance to kill her... Will he?

AU. Team7. I don't understand. This level of failure should not be possible.

Konan couldn't understand why the hell she was so sticky. KakashiKonan. No, really.

FugakuMikoto, MinatoKushina. In which we learn why Naruto and Sasuke are idiots, 'seriously' is overused, and lovers spat.

ONE-SHOT A safety inspector has come to inspect the city of Babylon. And he is not pleased.

When the sun's too bright to see, they don't try to look. But sometimes they can remember. CloudTifa

Hermione thinks about her life. And why its unfair. But after overhearing a conversation, maybe it isn't so bad after all. Hermione Centric

And the moments flicker past, each one more precious than the last. NejiTen drabbles

A fourth year fic. Ron and Hermione come to an unspoken agreement not to discuss the Yule Ball incident. But what if there was an agreement. Please R&R

Tenten has banned sex from their bed for two whole months! See what happens when the ban is finally lifted. One Shot. MA! EXPLICIT MATERIAL!--READ-RELISH-REVIEW-- Yum Sum Series: Book One

SasuSaku. “You know,” she rolled her eyes as obviously as she could, “Paranoia isn’t very attractive.”

Ever wondered how Ron and Hermione became friends after ron got poisoned. A Half Blood Prince story. Enjoy

Team7. Sakura decides who she should spend her Christmas Eve with.

SasuSaku. Maybe you should just stick to the whipped cream and handcuffs.

AU. SasuSaku. I must have done something truly heinous in a past life or I wouldn’t be here, in this shopping mall, standing in a pineapple suit, while the Love of My Life walks toward me looking like he just stepped off a damned runway.

It had been a hard mission, there was no doubting that'. Team 7 on a cold night in a cave, a small fire and bad injuries. FLUFFish. SasuxSaku and slight NaruxHina

Overprotective teammates, unrequited feelings...How is Sakura going to survive her 22nd birthday? “My skirt is perfectly fine.”“I must agree with Naruto, Sakura. That skirt is too short.” TWOSHOT [SakuTeam7][SasuSaku]

AU. SasuSaku. Oh yeah. Because this is REALLY how I want to be spending my birthday...

Nine times Sasuke says 'thank you' and doesn't mean it.

She never knew Hyuuga Neji could dance.

Babe oneshot.

Axel becomes bored.... So bored, in fact, that he decides to go where no one has dared to go before: Larxene's room.

The Empress has been brooding and spending more time on the throne, as though trying to stop her royalty from being snatched away prematurely. Suddenly Kaileena appears before Shahdee, inviting her on a walk through the Garden Tower, bearing a dark secret

But Sasuke–kun, how can you be in The Rejects Club if you're not a reject like me and Naruto?

Locked in yet another thrilling boss chase with the Dahaka, the Prince run for his life through the dark alleys, only to find... another interesting twist! Well, maybe not the greatest twist ever, but perhaps still worth a read.

They were drifting down a river, and the only thing that mattered was that they were driting together. You can't help being in love. [NejiTen]

[Inspired by The Eccentric Files, done with permission][Oneshot] Sasuke never let anyone touch his crayon. So, Ino couldn't help but wonder, why was her best friend getting away with it unscathed? [SasuSaku]

Sakura mourns the loss of her first kiss and Sasuke proves her wrong.

She watches roses fall, and loses herself. She reaches for the moon, and finds him again. [NejiTen]

Neji finds out Tenten is dating Sasuke. Hell breaks loose and disaster can't be far behind as new relationships form and old ones break. More pairings inside. [Complete]

He would watch her dance like his marionette under his strings. She would watch him be held back by the unbreakable ropes of fate, never to be hers. [NejiTen]

SasuSaku. Watching him take all her orders kind of made her wish she didn't throw out that whip she had gotten at her bachelorette party...

I bet you regret going to Sound now, don't you Sasuke–kun?

SasuSaku. Oh great. My husband's a sex addict.

Team7. Porn therapy, apparently was supposed to help their sensei feel better, but when Sasuke burns what materials they've got, its up to Team Seven to use their imaginations... Pray for them.

Those were the days when life was simply about living. [Team Gai]

Stupid estrogen. It just had to go and make Sakura grow boobs and an ass.

From past experiences, poor Neji learned to never trust his friends to plan his birthday party. But they don't give up. What's in store for Neji this year? Something embarrassing? Surely something he, and Tenten, will never forget. Neji X Tenten.

Some interesting people you would never think having tea together. You know you wanna read it.

Naruto wears all orange. Sasuke had an assribbon. Who did they think they were insulting Sakura's taste in clothing?

[in character sasusaku snapshot] More often than not, he could be found sitting on a couch reading a book with his pinkhaired teammate sitting on the floor, leaning against his legs as she built models of chemical structures.

NejiTen request. Due to a deathbed promise, inexperienced Neji ends up with an instant son. Enter Tenten, the longlost teammate who poses as a birdbrain nanny for her jounin mission, beginning a tale of love, betrayal, and stinky diapers.

A busy day. A busy schedule. The stress, the boredom…the romance? [SasuSaku]

Tenten and Neji read a feminist book. And of course, trouble ensues, as Neji becomes increasingly aware that Tenten is currently, and may have always been, a girl. [NejiTen]

[SasuSaku] 'Do you like me' Those words rang in his head as he turned to face her. 'No.' It was a lie.

[Complete, NejiTen] [AU] Tenten finds herself developing a strange relationship with the new guy in Homeroom.

Some things were taboo for members of the Argent syndicate. Falling in love was at the top of the list. [NejiTen] [AU One shot.] [Written for the NejiTen FC's AU Contest]

It is the times of darkness that bring out their strength. Tenten drabble.

While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.

Sequel to Never Let Go. It has been 1 year since Tenten's death, and Neji and Lee go to her grave. Both are now getting married, but to who? Nobody knows why Neji is so uptight. What is going on? Twoshot. Tenten X Neji. Rated T to be safe. Character death

What will Bishop find when he slips into her room at night?

When she slips into Casavir's room at night, what kind of man will she find underneath?

After 3 years in China and without her friends, what happens if Lee and Neji comes back for her...the former Weapon's Mistress of Konoha. She won't let that happen. Nejiten

Neji sits there, with Tenten's body in his arms. Neji remembers the times he has had with her, and realizes how much he loved her. Even for Neji Hyuuga, it is hard to let go. Will he do it for her? Rated T to be safe. Character Death.

Holiday fanfic, evidently! The four girls rejoice with the guys again, and each teen is unaware of the others affections. Little do they know...will certain holiday events to bring their true desires into the light? Or trip it up?

When Ino falls pregnant and Naruto finds the test, being the good friend she is, Sakura claims it as her own, leaving everyone shocked, Ino feeling guilty, Naruto planning a baby shower and Sasuke ready to propose.

When she thought he was sleeping, he saw her get scissors and snip off a section of the yellow sheet beneath their intertwined bodies. [NejiTen, one shot]

Unknowns to Neji, he has lipstick smeared on his lips and Tenten is out for the blood of the girl who caused it. A jealous Tenten is a scary Tenten. Oneshot. NejiTen Fluff

Sakura’s views on the Uchiha Restoration. Oneshot. Rated M for sex, language, and not so vague depiction

I was so inspired by the feedback from Zack’s bubble bath that being the Cloud fan that I am, I couldn’t leave Strife out of the water. Random Oneshot.

Larxene loves to paint...in blood. And Axel has always been her canvas. [LARXEL]

Sephiroth takes a bath...and has company. Read on if you're interested in what exactly that entales...

Who's next to take a bubble bath? Vincent, of course! R&R, I like to hear your thoughts, and since i don't have special powers, email me!

Contains Mild Violence, Langage, & Hilariously Perverse Situations as well as other Surprises. You have been warned! [ShikaTema] feat. NejiTen NaruHina SasuSaku Summary in ch.1 Drama: 3,6 & 7. Humor: All other chapters. Lemons: 1 for each couple

This is a piece of erotic poetry that I wrote last year. This is based on a character that I'm still working on. She's a good girl gone bad. Jade is writing about how much she wants the main protagonist Leo.

Cloud and Tifa reflect on each other. [CloudTifa][Post Advent Children]

[sasusaku snapshot] “I love the rain, Sasuke kun,” she said quietly, grinning. Rain continued to pelt her form as she held out her hand.“Coming?” A twist to the kissing in the rain cliche. Fluffish

Sasuke and Sakura sittin in a tree. First come's hate. Second comes love...? It all started with them being enemies. But then, God was kind and thus, love began to bloom...

NARUTO DRABBLES. May involve any of the following pairings: NejiTen NaruSaku ShikaTema GaaHina

The Prince and Dark Prince talk, and Farah wonders about Babylon. Spoilers for Two Thrones. A little bit of FarahPrince at the end

Sasusaku. Sakura has to come to terms with the Uchiha bastard. 'Why would he ask ME to train with him if he thinks I'm annoying and weak in the first place? Bastard. Bastard. BASTARD.' Slightly crack. Oneshot.

Come again? What was that? Did she say that? Did he really do that? No, no, that can't be right! Based mostly on PoP:SoT.