The first time Dante met his son, the runt stole his pizza. The second time he had half the police force of Capulet East after him. The third time he saved the Kid's life and got a kick to the face. This time, he was determined to introduce himself.

A tale of hormones, sleepless nights, and overdue debts. When 19-year-old Dipper and Mabel Pines move back into the Mystery Shack after their Grunkle retires, the return of Bill Cipher threatens to upset the peace of the town. That is, until he makes a peculiar request.

Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. Leslie wants to see Taylor again, but she's not the same girl she was before. She's no longer the idea he's in love with, she's the complete survivor girl. Rated M for sex scenes, horror movie violence. 6/26/17 - Anomaly is now up on A03, same title, same username. The indiegogo campaign for a comic book sequel prompted me to return it.

WeskerXChris Yaoi. On a routine BSAA mission, Chris is separated from his group and disappears - but it's no accident! Now, a year later, he returns. Is he still the same Chris Redfield? Or is he... Something else..? And, why has he come back?

After the events of RE5 Claire Redfield goes to Africa with TerraSave and gets more than she bargained for when they find a certain man everyone thought was dead. Eventual Claire/Wesker. Give the first chapter a try, please.

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*

Sequel to Thick As Thieves. When Operation: Zero Tolerance turns into a full-fledged mutant hunt, Remy must use all of his resources to keep the X Men safe while they search for a way to bring Bastion down.

After Cedric dies, Harry isolates himself and Dumbledore fears a connection between Harry and Lord Voldemort. Snape has his own problems when Dumbledore compels him to teach Harry Occlumancy whilst the Dark Lord orders him to brew the darkest potion he has ever encountered. But what of this gift Lily left for Harry's 15th birthday...and what does it have to do with Snape?

SN pre-series / post X-Men Origins: Wolverine - Dean meets Wolverine during a solo hunt, which leads to friendship and a new job. NO SLASH Ch119 - Complete (I mean it this time!)

YuGiOh Harry Potter crossover for JollieRancher. Yugi is caught between Voldemort and the Order. Full summery inside. CURRENTLY GOING UNDER RE-WRITE.

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

Chris and Jill stumble upon a "Broken" Wesker, who is suffering from amnesia. How did he survive the battle in Africa? How did he make his way to the abandoned Umbrella facility? And how much does this lunatic even remember? M for language

Nick-centric continuation of L4D2. At least twice a day he would trace a finger over the faded highways that stretched over the map in his hands. Every step he took could very well be in the wrong direction, but he had to take it. He had to find them. Language, violence, adult situations. Original characters. No pairings, just friendship. Complete. Thank you for reading!

Courier number Six is the center of unwanted attention as every power in the Mojave scrambles to figure out her forgotten identity. What will she choose?

Following the destruction of New Vegas by his hand the Courier, now known as the Word Bearer, begins his self-appointed crusade to wipe all traces of the Old World from the face of the Earth. Nowhere is safe from the wrath of the Courier as the town of Sunny Bluff finds out the hard way. Rated M for language, graphic violence and Falloutness. Second of the "Long Division" series

Two sets of twins; one set vampires and the other vampire hunters. Both go to the same school but don't know what the other is. Until a vampire hunter develops a crush on a vampire and a meeting throws them together.

The Cop, the Criminal, the Paramedic, and the so called 'Guide' are walking through Georgia in search of salvation and a means of rescue. The Paramedic was certain she had left her past mistakes behind... *M-Rated future chapters*. Nick/OC.

Glados had something that Chell wanted, and the machine needed the human's help. Trust never came easily, and breaking a deal never had more unexpected results. Together they could get what they really wanted, but personal history has strong implications.

Claire never thought that the poison from Antarctica would come back to haunt her. She never realized what it and its antidote were slowly doing to her body. Now she finds herself in the hands of a man she considers the devil himself wondering if she can

In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.

Guardian angels have never been perfect creatures, but a one-time hitman might be stretching things.

Contains spoilers for Brotherhood / A "What-if?" scenario for if the Bleeding Effect caused Desmond to seem to be starting down Subject 16's path.

A young medschool intern seeks to develop a cure for the infection while houseing several Special Infected individuals whom she managed to somewhat civilize. Can she do it before time runs out?

A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.

After failed evac, Nick and Ellis settle down in Baton Rouge. Six months later, Ellis contracts the infection, which slowly turns him into a hunter. Nick makes the decision to "keep" Ellis despite the transformation.

Bakura's the only one who knows how the MillenniumItems were created.With new enemies imminent,and no longer having the items to protect themselves,is there another person who holds the secret to resurrect the items?And,unlike Bakura,is willing to do so?

Mozenrath challenges Jasmine to stop him from enacting a flawless plan. In the process she finds there can be much more at stake than everything. Revision complete.

In which there is massive amounts of unresolved sexual tension and pretty much no one gets what they want-- oh, and Edgar Vargas is a vampire, which is awesome, right?

In which Nick and Ellis are brothers and Rochelle and Coach are their parents. Inspired by a conversation with a friend. Short R&R

The Millennium ring has been lost for some time, forgotten by Yugi and his friends who have continued on with their lives in a time of peace. But when Yugi comes upon the ring again he must reluctantly decide the fate of the item...and its occupant

Voldemort is in power, but the Wizarding World fights back. Harry Potter, Master of Death, is faced with a choice, move forward or change everything? Warning: This story is weird and not for everyone.

The Challenge posed by Kagome’s three modern girlfriends: Go on a date, with someone other than Hojo! Due to the dare’s terms, Kagome unexpectedly tries to implement their plan with Sesshoumaru, but a taiyoukai is both difficult and dangerous to please.

A new deathnote. A new plan for world sanctity. And an entirely misled Catholic clergy. Raito and L take their respective places on the sides of their own justice. A final battle waged in the Garden of Eden. LRaitoL. For a Brief Moment.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

Everything's over. The Pharaoh and the Millennium Items are gone, and everyone is trying to live their lives. However, living is hard when you know too much.

Lelouch x C.C. C.C. wants a discount, Lloyd becomes a temporary priest, and Lelouch finds himself married. Wait, what?

The Boy who Lived disappeared eleven years ago. Nobody ever found him. But now, he's back. Raised and trained in the arts of miracles and godsends, how different would things be? And what about the two weird teachers? And the questionable bodyguard? AU

In every heart there is a sanctuary, even one as dark and cold as mine. Kleptoshipping YBxY Rated for um...Bakura.

To save his classmate's soul, Bakura Ryou trades in his own and is quickly absorbed into the chaos of the underworld, a household pet of the eccentric fiend who shares his name. For Itooshi. Tendershipping and others. HIATUS UNTIL JUNE 2010.

It was stupid, a love doomed from the start. It should have never worked...We didn't need the pain. But I couldn't leave you...I couldn't let you die. Casteshipping PharaohxThief

Johnny forms an uneasy alliance with the ex-Queen of Hell and her son Blackheart, whom Johnny rescues from the Ninth Circle. Together the three must evade Mephisto's henchmen and prevent him from bringing Armageddon to Earth.

ABANDONED/DEAD. YGOHP It's been weeks since the Fourth Year, where Harry Potter bravely stood against the Dark Lord, and failed to stop his return. Death Eaters and Master continue to plan in secret, one of which will not only alter the Order's lives, but several others…

You never want that Bakura and Marik owe you one, never... Yugi should have known better. Y/YB/YM

The Northern Wind stole Yami's voice, when he was born. The mute kid is banished from his tribe. He gets a chance to get back his voice. With the help of his new friends Yami finds a world where being able to talk doesn't always mean everything. YB/YY

Based on the manga/season zero. I am lost in my own mind. Yami no Yuugi's POV.

Everybody thought Bakura was gone for good. But when Yami suddenly needs him, he is brought back. Will Bakura co-operate, will he save Yami's life? Only if he gets something in return, and only if he regains his sanity, before it's too late.

The ultimate enemy returns to his future, now cured of his madness. However, between a vengeful Valerie and a true ultimate evil threatening both Earth and the Ghost Zone, does he have any hope of redemption for the past?

AU Purity is cherished among Higher Beings. Those who are tainted are scorned. Bakura, Yugi, and Kaiba are angels. Ryou, Atemu, and Jounouchi are demons. The human world is notorious for seducing those who stay too long. YAOI RB YY SJ M? CHARACTER DEATH !COMPLETE!

Post-2007-movie. Sam takes pity on an injured Decepticon, despite the misgivings of his Autobot friends, and ends up with a disabled mech living in his backyard for an indefinite length of time.

Leroux-based. Christine realizes what it's really like to be Erik's wife. Slowly, she learns that in order to unlock his heart, she must first unlock hers. Her perspective as his living bride. COMPLETE.

The Paris Opera is turned upside down when intrusions from fanfiction threaten Gaston Leroux's canon characters. When Christine is murdered, Carlotta matches wits with Erik, as the future of the novel hangs in the balance. Completed

Yugi and his friends signed a yearbook Kaiba did not want. However, he was slightly curious as to why one member of that group did not sign at all.

Light has succeeded in becoming Kira, and L is coming along for the ride. Watch as they struggle with awkward meetings, crazy paparazzi, and each other's boundless stupidity. Ah, the toils of ruling the world! AU, OOC-ness, Shounen-Ai, Crack. --ON HIATUS-

An ending for MorningHell's Obdurate Heart, posted with her permission. MaulxObi slash.

Sakura has seen every medical feat, but there is one person who still confuses her because his immortality doesn’t make any sense. Sakura sets to find out his secrets and a way to protect Naruto. Disembodied heads, Awkward moments, and ...Romance? HidaSak

Alternate Storyline: The battle is over and the Major is dead. Seras, in an act of foreclosure for everything, drinks of his blood. But if blood is the currency of the soul, then Seras just recieved a huge, burdensome deposit...Major/Seras

[Slash]As if dealing with the things life has already thrown at him isn't hard enough, now Ryou is being sent off by his Father to England, to stay with a man named Albus... Harry Potter and YGO, what else!

Some people are tied together because of the past, be it through love or hate. Some people are connected by accident, by simple fate. Other people MAKE connections, and they're the sort that should never be made at all. #oneshot, Klepto#

Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.

A trip to the bookstore leads Yuugi to find out that Bakura, of all people, is a Harry Potter fan. As the weeks to Book 7's release draws closer, so do they. Warnings include shouting, weirdness, and Bakura with a snake cane.

Kakashi returns to Konoha to find utter destruction and death. He doesn't like being left alone, but it happened to him anyways. This would be the last time he would be alone, it would be the end.

Blades may beat fists, but both succumb to merciless plagues. Even in the case of a demon barber. slight Toddvett and ToddLucy. COMPLETE.

Harry thinks the new Defence professor needs watching. Harry Potter/Death Note crossover

One interpretation of what may have happened had Sweeney not killed Mrs. Lovett. A diluted Sweenet pairing. No fluff.

Hiro wants Kensei to be a real hero and sets out to change history to see that happen. Again. And again. And again.

While escaping the Company, Sylar meets up with someone from his past. Together, they must piece together some semblance of normality after years of captivity. Future AU.

"It just occurred to me that I haven't told you about the birds yet". Sasuke can't believe his ears and Itachi is trying to give him The Talk. "If you're talking about sex, I already know all about it". Mild crack.

Grabbing his head with his hands and letting out a painful grunt, he fell to his knees and forced himself to think, to remember. He… could not…remember. What had been the color of his wife’s hair? Lucy...

Sweeney finds that he's bad at making cookies, but he's brought closer to his second family.

AU, Tendershippy. A strange and bloody love confession awaits Ryou one day when he comes home from school. The second chapter is the Finnish version. Short One Shot.

16 year old Alex is cynical, sarcastic and convinced that her ‘warrior within’ couldn’t fight her way out of a wet paper bag. Videogames are her life, but if she’s not careful, they might turn out to be the death of her yet!

Sayu, worried about her brother, decides to sneak into his room to steal his diary, triggering the explosion that causes her death and Light’s serious injury. With a scar and no memories of the Death Note, how will Yagami Light’s life unfold? LxR

Light is brutally assaulted and decides to end it all –and what better way then to admit he's Kira and let his nemesis do it for him? Of course, things with L can never be so simple. L/Light. Completed.

Light realizes his folly too late. L does his best to deal with the aftermath. Chapter revisions as marked.

Tobi, Sakura, Madara. A handful of rumors. A sheet of acid rain. The silent collapse of a century and a half. And so the monster came.

There is a reason humans and vampires never marry. Integra should have brushed up on her vampire lore.

The final rule is, do not, under any circumstances, touch the actors. You paid to get scared. They’re doing their jobs and scaring you. If you touch them, they can touch you. HidaSaku AU

[G1] The Twins watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and are now amusing themselves, to the other Autobots' confusion and dismay. Written in response to the Use this Line challenge on The Padded Cell.

MaulxObi slash AU. After defeating Maul on Naboo, Obi-Wan has to deal with an injured Master and a cranky Sith prisoner.

What's a big brother to do when an arrancar wants to date his eleven year old little sister? Beat the tar out of him, of course. A parody poking fun at random pairing fics. GrimmKarin, if you can believe it.

[Postmovie] Johnny Blaze, sick of the spotlight, quits the stunt riding scene and finds a new job.

One wedding, two grooms, one of whom happens to be very dead, and a terrible choice to make. There's been a grave misunderstanding in this gothic fairy tale, heavily influenced by Tim Burton's Corpse Bride, where ALL rise to the occasion. Complete!

Malon often felt like Link's shadow, bound to him, following at his heels, only to have him never notice her. Until the fateful night she encountered Link's true shadow, and discovered its nature to be far more sinister.

If Vyse, Aika, and Fina died before the search for the Moon Crystals even began, who would save Arcadia? The tale of the five most unlikely and mismatched of heroes. First in the saga The World Needs a Hero. COMPLETE.

AU. After a wish, the Yondaime comes back to life. But, things in Konohagakure are not what he has expected. After being sold to a cruel pit tamer, will he ever be able to reunite with his wife and son? NOW BACK IN PROGRESS! NO LONGER ON HIATUS! R&R!

If Sasuke had learned nothing else from Team Hebi, he would always know who had taught him that he never wanted to have children. Ever.

Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover

Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]

Being worshipped is a drag. Being summoned is even more so. Two demon summoning spells get the wrong people: the Legendary Dark Knight and Inu no Taisho. Inuyasha crossover, crack.

Maul Obi slash AU, six years pre TPM. In another life, he did not stop by the cactus garden. In another life, he was not punished for his tardiness, which was worth something. Anything. Nothing.

AU, AxI. Strange things happen in Integra's last year of college, including the appearance of a mysterious new teacher, a series of murders, and surprising secrets about the Hellsing Organization's past.

Sakura Haruno is kidnapped by the Akatsuki, mainly one in particular: Uchiha Itachi. How will her friends take all of this? Will they forget she existed? Or, like a ripple in a pond, will her abduction spiral out and effect others around her? Warning:Rape

ErikRaoul slash crackfic so don't expect much. Alcohol and mistletoe, what more could you ask for?

The Phantom movie has just gone into production, and Erik is growing tired of his celebrity status.

Ryou jumps out of a window, but all Bakura wants is a ring. Tendershipping, M for language. Just plain ridiculous.

Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.

In which L investigates. Ouran Host Club crossover

Ryou had know that mirror would not break... [Oneshot]

Erik returns to Christine, reborn as her son. But nothing is as it seems. A parody of those annoying soap operas!

Naruto has been having dreams with evil random pink bunnies of doom, but what happens when those bunnies start to stalk him? Randomness, craziness, and chaos await you. On Hiatus.

A glimpse into Bregan D'aerthe, regarding the story of Jarlaxle, his tailor, and a certain assassin. Chap 24 is up, the epilogue is written and the story has ended...for now... Please R & R

Kisame x Sakura. Because you'll need something other than Sasu x Saku to read, eventually.

Missing scene from episode 11 & manga volume 5. Umehito Nekozawa's photophobia is not just a psychological fear.

G1 Skyfire reflects on the friends he's lost to the war... and has an unexpected, uninvited 'guest'.

Sweeney Todd. What if Lovett had managed to dodge the oven?

Bakura has destroyed Ryou, now posing as his light in order to get revenge on Yami. What happens, however, when the pharoah begins to have feelings for 'Ryou' ? And what happens when some others come into the picture with darker intentions? VIOLENCE later

[PreHBP, oneshot] Fed up with the prejudice surronding the Houses, the Sorting Hat comes to a decision...

What are you when you have no memories?Yami discovers Bakura remembers the past. How far is he willing to go to find out the truth, esp. when Bakura refuses to tell him anything? Is there a limit at all? Sequel is now out: BeyondTomorrow,BeforeToday

ONESHOT Living underground your whole life can really wreak havoc on your social skills. BakuraMalik

Serenity has a job and a passenger willing to pay cash for the transport of a wild animal to New Melbourne. They say curiosity killed the cat and, this time, it just might kill the crew. FireflyChronicles of Riddick crossover.

Slash. The Sith deal in absolutes. The heart, however, is far crueller...for it offers no such simplicity. ObiWanMaul.

Iruka and Katana are sort of thrown together in this almost twistedly cute romantic tale of people who learn what it means to love and care for someone. This is my main story. I work in fragments, so sorry!

Years after all is said and done, two people meet and form a surprising bond reaching beyond the mistakes of the past...

Mana won't stop writing to Bakura. She also sends him artwork and teases him about only being worth two bags of barley. What's a thief to do? Oneshot,Pharaoh AtemXTKB,TKBxMana.

These are stories JV would NEVER allow to come into existence. Each chapter is a one shot thing joke thing. ZADR, ZAGR, and all those others. They’re not real, just spoofs.

Ryou has a secret, and is pulling away from everyone but Bakura because of it. What has Yugitatchi done to the shy boy that is causing Ryou to end his friendships with them? YugiRyou, RyouXBakura Oneshot.

For every tale a beginning. Ten years after a fateful cold November evening in Transylvania, Abraham Van Helsing copes with the dangerous prisoner in his basement... (My first Hellsing fic. Criticism greatly appreciated.)

She left him finally. Destroyed by the cruel words and condescending regard. Now Kyo searches to regain the warrior who stood by him in the woman she has turned to become.

"Tommy. Tommy, I think he just propositioned me!" (Merton/Tommy)

Yugi, Ryou, and Malik always seem to go to Hogwarts, but what if someone else was to go? Such as the reincarnation of a certain High Priest? And this time Voldemort’s NOT after the Mill. Items… COMPLETE.

Crossover between Invader Zim and Phantom of the Opera. Zim revs up his time machine again and sends GIR to 1870's Paris. Insanity ensues. Read and Review.

A different take on the three main Phantom characters, Christine gets a chance to tell her side of the story, which should prove vastly amusing as she's not entirely sure what went on anyway.

Meet Eddie's older sister. Insanity runs in the family... (Now with new alternate ending)

COMPLETE! When one of Erik's phangirls decides to try and help him get over Christine, she enters him in a contest that makes him date girls until he finds one he can love. However all the contestants seem to be phangirls as well...This can't end well for

The re-imagined story of how Eddie Brock and his alter-ego Venom became the Lethal Protector of San Francisco.

What happens when Anko decides to do a babysitting service? Horror and terror ensures! Oh yeah, and tons of OOCness! Please NO flames! Constructive criticism will be accepted. A TEA PARTY! WHAT! THIS ISN'T TEA! Uh oh...

Not worth reading. Not till I fix it. 'Nuff said.

“And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.” The final Apocolypse, a final escape plan, and finally, Crowley and Aziraphale together. PG-13 for angst and trauma and a minor amount of bad language and mild smut

What happens when Gaara does a commercial about himself? Trigun kitty and Cactus-kun star! Will change summary (and not make it a one-shot) if reviewers want other Naruto characters to be in it too. Please R&R. No flames, please.

In Ancient Greece it takes a very talented thief to steal from the gods, and Ba Kura might be just that. Kaiba intends to keep the treasure, but Kura has a few tricks up his sleeve and Kaiba's apprentice on his side. Very slight BakuraRyou Complete .

The long awaited sequel to "Fun at Water Land". When our 3 sninobis go to a safari nightmare-things get bad, especially Kakashi's new get up

Sirrus and Achenar go on a mission to...Riven? What is going on here? (post-Myst)

What will become of Konoha when the Akatsuki move in?

Christine's just walked away. Erik lets himself go mad at last. What happens now? Possibly more chapters to come.

Ever wondered if Will had any friends besides Elizabeth? Enter Anne, 8 years before the Curse Adventure. Time passes & evrything's peachy til she sees a murder & is threatened. Who does Will employ to fix the prob? Why who else? Prologue re-write up R&R!

When Naruto and the gang go on a field trip to water park, it doesn't exactly go as planned. Naruto keeps playing pranks, Sakura tries to get Sasuke, and Sasuke is looking for the guy that messed up his snowcone. Did I mention Kakashi is a chaperone?

Yet another Harry PotterDragonLance crossover. Expect the unexpected

Gigantic Hellsing Saga: Continuation from Episode 13! AxS all the way, baby! (slight OOC, but it's good, dont worry!) Integral has become one of the undead, and the relationship between Alucard and Seras gets quite interesting...egad..so much happens @_@!

Ryou pushed his yami too far one Friday night. Now it gets interesting, 'cause he's about to find out exactly what his yami does in his spare time... and maybe build a little trust while he's at it? Chibizoo contest entry.

Merton is planning on exacting his Swift and Terrible Vengeance Tommy isn't impressed.

Bored over Christmas vacation, Beast and Professor Xavier decide to write an X-Men Evolution fanfiction. Unfortunately, they can't exactly stick to one genre. *COMPLETED!!!*

Jeanne d'Arc's first Heavenly vision. Well, actually, not quite...

Merton has bad taste in women. Lori decides to do something about that. (Merton/Lori)

subtitled: "Yraels Bell". Mogget was once the Eighth Bright shiner, called Yrael, and it was his choice that bound the Distroyer. The Seven Charter who remain beyond the Ninth Gate have learned. They have sent back their spokesperson.

After the third time Integral nearly gets used as a virgin sacrifice, Alucard decides there's a much easier way to protect his master. Beware rampant silliness.

*Chapter 7 Posted* ~Complete~ There are reasons Merton turned out the way he did. Rated for graphic violence and cursing.