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Author has written 8 stories for A Witch's Tale, Avalon Code, Kingdom Hearts, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Hiya everyone! I'm a hyper teenager that lives in Florida. Call me Aria! Ask for my real name and I will most likely not respond as I am note that fond of my given first name. If you do need to call me by my birth name, call me Xaurnel. My anagram. My name also spells out Unreal. Let's see if you can unscramble the puzzle. I love to write and draw, it is my passion to be creative. I put my heart and soul into most of my works, although I'm too shy to post most of them up. I hate flamers because I already think I have no talent and everyone (I mean EVERYONE) tells me I'm gifted. I am a dreamer. Seriously, I'm living on another planet. Anyhow, I'm also a music lover. I sing, but only when no one is around. I play the flute and am teaching myself guitar. Speaking of teaching myself, I am making a pitiful attempt at teaching myself Japanese. I speak only fractured sentences right now, and will probably use a few Japanese words in my writing. I'll put the meanings at the bottomso my readers won't get too much of a headache. I love to read Yaoi and... Occasionally Yuri... I feel bad now XD. When I was in the fourth grade I was tested for ADHD. When the results came back, I was diagnosed with both ADHD and depression. I have suffered a lot in school during the past few years and have gone through things that have given me scars both emotionally and physically. I've been doing much better lately and I'm finally OK with myself. I love this feeling! Although people think it's weird how I talk so casually about my past whenever asked about it. I'm sorry if anything I do seems random and/or confusing. You see, with me having ADHD and.. Ooh! Look! Shiny thing!
Pairings I love and will most likely write about:
LouexLiddell
Soriku
Zemyx
AkuRoku
Cleon
CloudxReno
YuffiexReno
MarluxiaxZexion
KairixSora
MarVex
NaminexZexion
NaminexRoxas
RikuxKairi
HatterxWeaver
MollyxDodge
AlyssxDodge
MitsukixTakuto
MerokoxIzumi
RempoxTia
ZoltanxTressa
RoxasxXion
XionxZexion
AnniexHans
HiroxCharlie
HarryxDraco
HermionexHarry
GinnyxHarry
RonxHermione
InuyashaxKagome
MirokuxSango
HaruhixHikaru
TamakixHaruhi
HikaruxKaoru
DarrenxTruska
DarrenxEvra
DarrenxMr. Crepsley(FLUFF! Not hardcore yaoi. That would just be creepy... And wrong...)
SasuSaku
KakaSaku
DemLex
DemVex
MarVex
NaruSasu (a bit... Don't push it...)
Namiku
ZexVex
And the list goes on. You would never guess from the amount of Yaoi pairings that I used to be afraid of Yaoi. Let's just say that I had a friend that was freakishly obsessed with it and I was afraid I would too. True, I do love yaoi, but I'm not insane over it. I'm more like "Wah! Kawaii desu!" and have a occasional(very rare) fan girl moment.
SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions
1. Your favorite KH guy?
Damn you for making me choose... But I would have to say Zexion. Even though I act more like Axel, I'd have to say I love Sexy Zexy ;)
2. Your favorite KH girl?
Larxene, fucking non-stop. Like my friend Ari, I love Larxene. She's a evil sadistic woman who doesn't torture people because she's evil, she does it because she thinks it's fucking funny!
3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?
Fuck... Probably Sora. I loved him in Kingdom Hearts I, he was so cuddly and cute! But then in KH II he had to go and kill the Organization. What the fuck? What'd they ever do to you other than steal Kairi? Honestly? He didn't have to kill them...
glomps Demyx He killed my Dem-Dem!
4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?
I don't really favor Xion. I can stand her though, she's kinda cute.
5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Wonderland FTW. I don' t really know why. At the time I had just finished A Witch's Tale and was obsessed with Alice in Wonderland.
6. Least Favorite World?
Monstro. GAWD I hated that stupid whale! When it vanished in KH I, I was like "WOOHOO!"
7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Let's see... I would probably say Axel's chakrams. Just because of the kick-ass way he summons them. I'm a pyromaniac and I love the fire.
8. Least Favorite Weapon?
Well, it's a tie between Marluxia's scythe and Kairi's keyblade. Her keyblade has fucking FLOWERS on it. Is it just me, or is that sexist? Fuck it.
And with Marluxia... What did they make him as? The Grim Reaper's homosexual cousin?
9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
Stitch. I used to love watching that show when I was little and was a little disappointed that they didn't have his world on Kingdom Hearts. Ah, well. Maybe in KH III!
10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)
I liked Sora in Halloween Town. He was cute
With Donald, I was like "What the fuck?"
11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?
Fuck you reader, fuck you for making me choose.
Zemyx
SoRiku
MarVex
XemSai
Cleon
LarxLex
NaminexZexion
XigDem
LuxZex
Luxordxalmost anyone
AND THE LIST GOES ON!
12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?
I dunno... I can read almost anything as long as it's well written.
13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.
Lexaeus/Larxene, one of my only hetro pairings! I can't believe I used to be scared of yaoi...
Sora/Leon, I don't know, I think I could make it work.
14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?
Sephiroth/Aerith. Look, I'm sorry if you like this pairing but he fucking killed her. When my friend Matt made me watch her die I was scarred, damnit!
15. Any "KH-pet-peeves" you have?
...This is going to be long. Turn back now while you still can. I'm going to copy a bit from DamnedLolita because I'm too lazy to type everything out. (Sorry Ari!)
Let's start with the Organization. Lexaeus being portrayed as an idiot, when in reality, HE IS A MOTHERFUCKING SCIENTIST THAT MAY OR MAY NOT WRESTLE CROCODILES. Also, Vexen is not a deranged psycopath. He is, in fact, an awesome scientist that may be able to kill Sora with a potion. And why, WHY didn't the Organization attack Sora all at once?! They would've won!
The not as attractive members being shoved into a corner. Also, Larxene doesn't deserve all the hating she gets! Fuck that shit!
Xaldin doesn't get enough love. Even though I'm still struggling to fight Demyx, I've watched fights before and basically you get your ass handed to you. Respect that, bitch. Axel being turned from "psychotic-murdering-backstabbing-sociopathic-monster" to "nanny-to-angst-ridden-boy-who-he-clearly-wants-to-sleep-with-not-that-this-fangirl-is-complaining-but-jesus-christ-talk-about-character-derailment." This is done to a much lesser extent in KH2 than most people believe, since I actually quite liked his interaction with Sora, since it's like, "I'm helping you because I fell in love with your Nobody." But my fandom? Christ, I almost went rabid over the amount of yaoi. AkuRoku for the win!
Despite all this, I love the series. The storytelling is beautiful, the characters may not get much development, at least in the Organization's case, but they still manage to be compelling, the emotions are real, and you become attached. That's why I hate Sora so much. But through this, we learn to attack TOGETHER. DAMNIT.
16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
I liked Mulan in the Land of the Dragons. That was pretty fun. Plus, you get to meet Xigbar there. It's kinda a no-brainer that he would be there. HOW does he run around on the ceiling?! I envy him... Man...
SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?
17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?
Hell fucking yes. I adore the pairing, and adore both characters. Saix needs someone to keep him stable and give him comfort. Xemnas needs someone who idolizes him. Xemnas needs his Isa-puppy!
18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?
No, emo is very understood anyway. I should know. You don't see cuts on his arms (That emo "fact" isn't true by the way), and I think he looks even more sexy with the hair that way. If Roxas had Zexy's hair would you call him emo? Psh, No.
19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?
He's bisexual. Seriously. I think labels that we place on sexuality don't get used in KH, but if I had to guess, I think he's just...he's Marluxia. If he wants some loving from Vexen, he'll go for it. If he wants Larxene, why not?
20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?
I might agree to that... HER KEYBLADE HAD FUCKING FLOWERS ON IT! WHAT IS THIS SHIT?! Ahem... Sorry about my outburst. I'm just a bit sensitive to sexism.
SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!
21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?
Axel would murder them both. Seriously people, he's an overprotective, quick-tempered, easily angered psychopath, don't push him. He's a pyro on the edge and isn't gonna let anyone get in the way of him and his Roxas.
22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?
I'm not quite sure... But you get to see Lea! And Isa! And- and Braig! Dilan, Even, and Ansem are there too! At least that's what I heard...
23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?
Fuck the card system. I'm STILL IN TRAVERSE TOWN!... Damn it...
24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?
The Organization counts as one character, so fuck you.
25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?
I see bits and pieces of myself in all of them, really. But I'm mostly like Axel.
If you wanted a full picture, I'm like a cross of Axel, Zexion, and Demyx.
26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?
I have no shame, so a lot. I often babble about Kingdom Hearts yaoi and forget that people have no idea what I'm talking about. I also talk to the game when I play XD
27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?
I want to cosplay as Zexy or Axel... Probably Zexion first though. It should be easier.
28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?
Demyx reading off notecards in what should have been a kidnapping. I agree with Ari, Xigbar totally wrote those for him XD The best part is Sora just kind of being all "...What the fuck."
29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?
I can't kill the Organization. I can't. I'M STILL STUCK ON DEMYX! God damn it... I just love them too much.
30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?
Everyone in the Organization.
SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...
31. Hayner or Pence?
Pence was adorable. Although Hayner was more badass... Why must I choose? Can't I cuddly them both? T_T
32. Zexion or Marluxia?
Sexy Zexy. Hands down.
33. Riku or Roxas?
Riku, because I think that he's more adorable and that I'm scared that Axel would kill me.
34. Roxas or Sora?
Well... Sora was adorable in Kingdom Hearts I, but I started to hate him in Kingdom Hearts II... And both of their boyfriends would kill me...
35. Axel or Demyx?
I'm a lot less scared of Roxas than I am of Xigbar. The fight over Axel would probably go something like this.
Roxas: DIE BIATCH! wacks with keyblade
Me: ... smacks him upside the head with a heavy book
36. Kairi or Larxene?
Well, on one hand, we have Kairi, and on the other hand we have a sexy sadist blonde. Choices... LARXENE FTW!
37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?
Both. I cried when Axel faded, and SoRiku got a happy ending... It isn't fair!
38. Namixas or Namiku?
Namine/Repliku for the win.
39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?
Both...
40. SoKai or SoRiku?
All three. What? I can't say all three? Fuck you then.
41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?
I'd like to try Sea Salt Ice Cream. I don't really have a special somebody so why would I bother to eat a Paopu?
42. Cloud or Squall?
Reno.
43. CloTi or Clerith?
Cleon.
44. Simple and Clean or Passion?
I prefer Simple and Clean for some reason. Why can't it be on ITunes? DAMNIT!
SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!
45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well)
Axel, Roxas, Zexion, Demyx, Vexen, Marluxia, Larxene, Saïx, Cloud, Leon, Zack, Most of the Shinra Turks from Final Fantasy VII, Xigbar, Luxord, Riku, Xaldin, Mansex... I mean Xemnas..., Sora,Naminé, and Lexaeus. Dear God... I'm a whore!
46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?
More Final Fantasy VII characters. cough RENO cough
47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!
Besides the completely obvious, (Nomura even said Axel was supposed to look like Reno!), Ienzo and Zexion, Braig and Xigbar, Dilan and Xaldin, and Even and Vexen... Wait, those are all obvious.
48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?
Kingdom Hearts III, I'm giving up my pride and buying a PSP for you.
49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?
Kingdom Hearts two had more of a storyline, and kick-ass characters.
50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?
I liked the morals and the storyline. It wasn't bloody and confusing, like most games today are. It gave me inspiration and I actually grew attached to the characters.
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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
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I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
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I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all
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I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly… or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
(Post this on your profile if you hate racism.)
REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessive with all of your anime stuff (if someone else touches it they die kinda obsessive) copy this into your profile.
If you've ever busted a move or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you are a pyromaniac and also love Kingdom Hearts 2, and as such think Axel rules, copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that, in another dimension, Johnny Depp actually is Captain Jack Sparrow, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever heard of International Talk Like a Pirate day, copy this into your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile
Ways to tell your insane
1. Your best friend, happens to be your conscience.
2. You think that gay guy love isn't hot.
3. You either read, or write about loving your best bud.
If you have a very wide range of interests copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this on your profile
If there are times you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this on your profile
If you’ve been on the computer for hours on end reading multiple fanfictions copy and paste this on your profile
If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile
If you think those stupid kids should give that Godforsaken rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile
If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like
your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION "Just wait until we get
home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING "You are going to get it when
you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
Friends: Bring you a tissue to dry your tears.
Best Friends: Have a shovel ready to bury the asshole who did this to you.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"