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America's Text

Canada's Text

Who Would Have Thought

By Waterrain

America was wearing blue jeans, a short sleeve black shirt, black socks, white boots, and of course he was wearing his brown jacket with the number 50 on the back of it. Prussia was wearing black jeans, a short sleeve blue shirt, white socks, black boots, and of course he was wearing his Iron Cross around his neck.

"I have not been to a Dairy Queen." Prussia told him calmly and he received a wide grin from the blue eyed Nation. America hummed happily as he guided Prussia to the nearest Dairy Queen to eat breakfast.

Prussia ordered himself pancakes and the blue eyed Nation silently sulked, but managed to keep a bright smile on his lips and ate his own meal that had no pancakes at all.

"Canada's pancakes were awesome and his maple syrup was amazing." Prussia told America and he didn't notice that the blond haired Nation had closed his blue eyes.

"I'll be back. Got to use the toilet." America commented calmly as he stood up and walked towards the Men's bathroom. He walked into one of the stalls, locked it, and turned his cell phone on.

Canada, I DL U ATM.

Eh? What does DL mean? What do you mean by ATM?

I really don't like you right now. I can't hate since I'm The Hero. DL stands for Don't Like. ATM stands for At The Moment. I Do Not Like You At The Moment.

Huh? What did I do?

You and Your lousy little syrup/pancakes.

I thought you like my Maple Syrup and Pancakes.

I use 2, but it's all ruined.

What happened?

U and Prussia had a 1 Nightstand.

He told you about that one night! He said that he wouldn't tell anyone…He lied to me.

I don't like IHOP at the moment.

Where are you?

DQ, but it's not as good as IHOP. Dairy Queen has a Royal Title and so it is way beneath IHOP. I'm on a date with Prussia.

Prussia is a jackass.

So types the one that did him and make him pancakes in the morning.

I have no comment…Hardly anyone notices me…

Use your epic hockey stick n Smack a few Nations around a bit though I would suggest against u smacking Russia. Anyway, Got to Go now.

America turned off his cell phone, walked out, and washed his hands. Prussia decided to go inside of the Men's bathroom to check up on the blond haired Nation for the waiting was making him feel a bit nervous for some unknown reason.

"Thought you drowned or something." Prussia said to him and his nervousness was gone.

"Did you enjoy your pancakes?" America asked calmly and his arms were crossed.

"Yep, but there is something I would enjoy more." Prussia replied honestly as he looked at the blue eyed Nation's lips.

"Drinking sticky syrup?" America asked him causally as he stared at the red eyed Nation's face.

"Nope, but I would love to have the taste of freedom." Prussia told him calmly and he noticed that America's eyes were half way closed looking at him with those beautiful blue eyes.

"Which freedom do you want baby." America commented cheerfully and he was smiling to himself.

"Freedom of speech." Prussia said to him and he touched America's lips with his index finger. "So what do you say, America?"

"How much freedom of speech do you want me to give you?" America asked in a low and seductive voice. His hand were on Prussia's chest and a leg went between the red Nation's legs.

"As much as you are willing to give me." Prussia said to him in a low voice while staring at those slightly parted lips.

"Really?" America asked him and he had gently moved the red eyed Nation against the wall. "You really mean it, baby?"

"Yeah." Prussia replied to him and his heart was speeding up slightly for he was finally going to get to kiss America on the lips. However the blue eyed Nation smiled in a cheeky way before kissing him on the cheek.

"You might get a real taste of freedom later when I'm in the mood. Anyway, I'll pay the bill and we can head to a theme park." America said cheerfully and he walked out of the Men's bathroom leaving behind a gapping Prussia.

"That little tease. I wanted a kiss on the lips, but he gave me a kiss on the cheek." Prussia muttered to himself and he sulked for a moment before walking inside one of the stalls to take care his vital regions for it seems like America won't be doing anything like that anytime soon.

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