A/N: Hey homiezz! Robyn-Enjolras here-izzle! This is a new chapter, as you have probably already guessed. So enjoy!
Also, read The Prince of Tides, because it is the second best book ever. Do it.
"AMURRICA!" I hollered at the door as I banged on it with fists of fury.
"Geez, Poland, simmer down," said Latvia, "What's the rush?"
"THE RUSH?" I yelled into the little boy's face, "THE RUSH IS THAT THERE IS SOME ICE CREAM IN THERE AND AMERICA MIGHT ALSO KNOW OF LIET'S WHEREABOUTS!"
"Simmer. Down," instructed China sternly, petting a stuffed panda that he made us get him at the airport.
"Butbutbut-"
"Or we'll make you watch Quills again," Russia grinned creepily for the 154th time since we had gotten off the plane en route to America.
Quills is the creepiest, most disturbing movie ever. Don't watch it if you want to live. Don't do it. No matter how pretty Joaquin Phoenix is, don't do it.
ANYWHOODLES...
America opened the door. A scent that can only be described as maple syrup and baseball wafted out the door and found its way into our noses.
"Hi?" he said inquisitively.
"Uh... hi, Mr. America, sir..." I began as a drew circles in the dirt with my foot with my head down, "We were just wondering if... if..."
Estonia looked at me and sighed, "We want to know if you knew where Lithuania is. He seems to have vanished."
"Oh noes!" America gasped, "Well, come on in! Canada and I were just finishing making pancakes."
As we entered the kitchen in America's house, Canada was flipping over a pancake.
"Correction. America was watching the baseball game on TV while I was slaving over this hot stove," Canada said.
After a moment of awkward silence, Canada offered us some pancakes and all of us sat down at America's table.
"So, what brings you guys over here?" asked Canada.
"They lost Lithuania, little bro," America told Canada.
"Uh, no. Poland lost Lithuania," Estonia corrected.
"NUH UH! HE WAS KIDNAPPED!" I cried, my mouth full of pancake.
"Anywaaaay... China said you might know where Lithuania is because he used to work for you before and you guys are friends," Russia said, actually making sense for once.
"No I didn't!" screeched China.
"I want ice cream!" chirped Latvia, feeling left out.
"GAH! Shut up!" America shouted as he banged his fist on the table.
And then we shut up.
"Good, now for starters we're going to all have to sit down and talk this through. Thus, it is time for me to take off my metaphorical Hero Glasses and put on my metaphorical Dr. Tobias Funke Glasses-"
"From Arrested Development," Canada clarified.
"AHHH! I LOVE TOBIAS!" I said as I did not scream like a fangirl.
"ANYWAY! When was the last time you saw Lithuania, Poland?" America asked me.
"Um... like, four days ago-ish? But I already explained all this to Russia and Latvia and Estonia and stuff!"
"True story," Latvia nodded.
"Maybe he just went out for a bit to go to the grocery store or something. You guys might all just be overreacting," Canada suggested shyly.
"NO! I waited for him and watched Rent and Hairspray and stuffff! I waited for him! AND HE DIDN'T COME BACK!" I wailed as I cried into the nearest sleeve, which I soon found out was Russia's. Of all the days to wear my Legally Blonde: The Musical t-shirt...
Russia yanked his arm away from my face. "This little pansy over here told us that he had just told Lithuania that he was playing detective. And then Lithuania disappeared soon after that."
"I am not a pansy," I sniffled.
"Wait, Poland told Lithuania that he was going to play detective, right?" America started.
Russia and I nodded.
"And what country is home to one of the most famous detectives in the world?" America smiled.
"America?" I squeaked.
"No," he sighed.
"But Nancy Drew!"
"Ah, good point. But, no."
"The KGB," Russia said.
Everyone at the table looked at Russia strangely.
"Uh... the Cold War kinda ended like 19 years ago, pal," America replied.
"That's what you think!" Russia grinned creepily for the 155th time that day.
"Okay... then... I was thinking more along the lines of-" America was then interrupted by Latvia.
"SHERLOCK HOLMES!" Latvia yelled.
"That's right, kid! And Sherlock Holmes was from..."
"England!" Latvia cried as he fist pumped.
"Therefore, Lithuania obviously went to England and they both went to go find Sherlock Holmes!" America grinned.
"I liked The Great Mouse Detective better," I said.
"Oh, he is good," Estonia agreed.
"It's settled then! We're all going to England!" America said as he slammed his fist on the table in a "meeting adjourned" fashion.