The Four Horsemen of the End
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Joined 07-03-08, id: 1623441, Profile Updated: 10-23-18
Author has written 13 stories for Naruto, Resident Evil, Batman, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Tsubasa Chronicle, Bleach, Tales of Symphonia, and Code Geass.

The Four Horsemen of teh End- Armageddon is only a mouse click away

Favorite Manga ( combined from all of us)

Naruto

Death Note

Dragon Ball Z

Bleach

Rurouni Kenshin

One Peice

Full Metal Alchemist

Code Geass

Rave Master

YuYu Hakusho

Claymore

Beet the Vandel Buster

Moonphase

Ouran High School Host Club

Axis Powers Hetalia

Black Cat

XxxHolic

Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles

Soul Eater

Tokyo Mew Mew

Favorite video games

Kingdom Hearts (Series)

Final Fantasy (Series)

The Legend of Zelda (Series)

EarthBound( the game Ness is from)

Super Smash bros.

Tales of (Series)

Resident Evil (Series)

Dead Rising

Harvest Moon (series)

Animal Crossing (Series)

Rock Band

Castlevania/ Dracula X (Series)

Left 4 Dead 2

Call of Duty (Series)

Favorite Songs

Black Winter Night- Dragonforce

Valley of the Damned- Dragonforce

Revelations- Dragonforce

Solders of the Wastelands- Dragonforce

Last Journey Home- Dragonforce

Dancing Mad- Black Mages

J-E-N-O-V-A - Black Mages

Another Irish Drinking Song- DaVinci's Notebook

High School Never Ends- Bowling for Soup

Carameldansen- Caramel

The Chosen Ones- Dream Evil

Don't Stop Beliveing- Journey

Fireflies- Owl City

Viva La Vida- Coldplay

Still Alive- GlAdOs

Final Fantasy Classic... With Lyrics- Brentalfloss

Double Rainbow Song- Gregory Brothers

The Rent Is Too Damn High- Gregory Brothers

Starry Heavens- day after tomorrow

Karuma- Bump of Chicken

This is War- 30 seconds to Mars

Gods of War- Manowar

Time of Dying- Three Days Grace

Favorite Youtubers

Lanipator

Boffyrox

GamesRsux

Milkwad

KHF

VonFedler

Shadowleggy

Supatann

Superskarmory

Silvershadow008

Yetti112

CaptainImaginary

BrainScratchComms

NintendoCaprisun

HCBailly

Ramza411sb

Dumb Refrences in Manga and Anime and Video Games

DBZ villain names: Bibity, Bobity, Buu

More DBZ villain names: the Icejin race consists of: Freeza, Cooler and King Cold

More DBZ names: The sayains: Vegeta- Veggie, Raditz- Radish, Kakkarot- Carrot, Paragus- Asparagus, Broly- Brocoli

Guess what? MORE DBZ NAMES: The Breifs: Bulma (Japanese for panties), Trunks, Bra

Dead Rising: Jill's Sandwiches... (see favorite quotes for Barry Burton if you don't get it.)

Resident Evil 5 Achievement: Masters of Removing (again see Barry's quotes!)

Death Note: Yagami- I'm a gay

Left4Dead=Resident Evil: Smoker=Licker, Hunter=Hunter, Witch=Tyrant, Charger= Bandersnach

Peach Girl: A girl in love with two guys but can't pick one... What does that sound like? (TWILIGHT?! NOOOOOOO It's Spreading!!)

Favorite Quotes

"Art is... A BANG!!" -Diedara

"A short drop and a sudden stop" - Commadore James Norrington

"I will reign over the new world!" - Yagami Light

"Foolish otuto" - Uchiha Itachi

"Lightning give me a funeral worth remembering!" - Kurouski Raiga

"My sword Samedha, it doesn't cut, IT SHAVES!" - Hoshigaki Kisame

"I pity you. You just don't get it at all. There isn't anything I don't cherish!" - Cloud Strife

"I've thought of a wonderful present for you. Shall I give you despair?"- Sephiroth

"Beacause you are a puppet."- J-E-N-O-V-A (Yes I know I spelled 'because' wrong, but that was how it was spelled in the game!)

"I know as much of games as hugs and puppies and care for them even less" - Hiei of the Jagan eye

"Let the springtime of Youth Explode" - Maito Gai

"Ill Kill any one who gets in my way. Ill be number one" - Mello (Mihael Keehl)

"If your wrong, you just have to say 'sorry'" - Near (Nate River)

"So, come on! Kill me if you can!!" - L (L Lawliet (yes his first name is L))

"The good guys always win."- L

"The Death Cannot Die"- HUNK

"The right to be a God? That right is now mine."- Albert Wesker

"What are ya buyin'"-Merchant

"Ballistics!!"- Luis Sera

"Uroboros is on the eve of it's appearence. Six billion cries of agony shall birth a new ballance!"- Albert Wesker

"Think of this facility as a playhouse I have prepared for you. And try not to die to quickly, I do want to enjoy this."- Alfred Ashford

"I can feel the T-Veronica coursing through my cells!"- Alexia Ashford

"To be or not to be... It's all up to you!"- Alfred Ashford

"Don't worry Claire, your knight in shining armor is here."- Steve Burnside

"Cross-dressing freak!"- Claire Redfield

"That was too close. You were almost a Jill Sandwich!"- Barry Burton

"A few more seconds, and you would have fit nicely into a sandwich!"- Barry Burton (REmake)

"It would be better if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you."- Barry Burton

"It looks like he was killed by a CROW or something..."- Barry Burton

"Stop! Do NOT open that door!"- Albert Wesker

"Everything Burns"- The Joker

"Why so serious?"- The Joker

"Lets put a smile on that face"- The Joker

"You destroyed my truck you crazy pint sized Mexican groundhog... You really do love me"- Randy (George Lopez)

"You're all going to die down here."- The Red Queen

"My sister computer..."- The White Queen

"I knew your sister. she was a Homicidal Bitch."- Alice

"GTA, MotherFucker"- LJ

"Motherfucker please! Look! My shit is custom"- LJ

"You Motherfuckers is crazy! Look that big motherfucker's got a ROCKET LAUNCHER!"- LJ

"I see you motherFuc- (zombie appears) AHHHHHHHHHH"- LJ

"So, do you hate me for taking a friend away from you?"- Xion

"A WHOLE MONTH!? HOW DO THEY KEEP THEIR SANITY!?"- Roxas

"Certainty of death, small chance of success... What are we waiting for?"- Gimli

"We're all fine here thanks...How are you?"- Han Solo

"Well he's lucky then, cause our club's just full of dummies."- Kyoya

"There was this test, I didn't feel like taking it so I drew a picture... of my teacher...taking a test...in Hell"- Max (George Lopez)

"D'arvit"- Commander Julius Root

"Lollipops!"- Artemis Fowl

"There are many mysterious things in this world and people, people are the most mysterious of them all"- Yuko

"FALCON PUNCH!!"- Captain Falcon

"Do A Barrel Roll!!"- Peppy Hare

"THIS IS SPARTA!!"- Leonitus

"What a Dickweed!"- CROW

"I did calculations of my succeeding against my doing something completely stupid, and I went ahead anyway."- CROW

"Hail me."-Adolf Hitler (in Buggs Bunny's Hare meets Herr)

"Sssshhhh, I'm hunting wabbits."- Elmer Fudd

"I am Error."- Error (Legend of Zelda II- The adventure of Link)

"All your base are belong to us."- CATS

"Somebody set up us the bomb."- Engineer

"The Cake is a Lie!"- writing on the wall (lol- Death)

"What is a man!? A miserable pile of secrets!? But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!"- Count Vladamir Tepes Dracula

"I? I am a monument of all your sins."- Gravemind

"THERE IS SAND ON MY BOOT!"- Kefka

"Decades spent planing the blast, organizing the quarantine, finding me. And through it all, the only thing Kessler had was a picture of his wedding day. When he married Trish with Zeke as his best man. My brain lurched, unable to accept that Kessler and I were the same person. That he came back in time to mould me into the savior that he failed to be, even going so far to kill the woman he loved, I loved, so that I wouldn't be tied down by emotions. And then Kessler fell back...Dead."- Cole

"My own mother thought I was a monster... She was right, of course, but it still hurt!"- Azula

"Kill all sons of Bitches!"- Ellis

"If you have taste cover your ears. I'm starting the finale"- Nick

"This is why we've got guns!"- Nick

"I used to go there as a kid!" "And we can all die there as adults."- Coach and Nick

"I would shake with you but... I already welded the door shut."- L4D2 Gun Shop Owner

"Dead Center- Prices aren't the only things getting slashed!"- L4D2 Campaign

"Dark Carnival- You must be this tall... TO DIE!"- L4D2 Campaign

"Swamp Fever- The only cure is dying."- L4D2 Campaign

"Hard Rain- Come Hell and high water."- L4D2 Campaign

"The Parish- This time, everything goes south."- L4D2 Campaign

"The Passing- No one Survives Forever."- L4D2 Campaign (DLC)

"Trouble? I know nothing of this trouble."- Yoda

"We'll leave his expression to your Imagination."- Hatori Bisco

"If baby bird fly, good for baby bird! If baby bird fall and break neck on ground and get eaten by cat, it need to do better next time."- Christmas Eve

"I see nothing! I know nothing!" - Srg. Shultz

"To give the Covenant back their bomb"- Master Chief/ John-117

"Thought I'd try shooting my way out, mix things up a little."- Master Chief/ John-117

"HOO-RAH!!"- Srgt. Avery J. Johnson and the UNSC Marines

"You try, you fail, you try, you fail, but the only true failure is when you stop trying." "What do you want me to do, huh?" "...Try again."- Jim Evers and Madame Leotta

"No, I'm serious. I'm going to kill her, and grandma told me how to make it look like an accident."- Max (George Lopez)

"Would you kindly?"- John Atlas (coughFrankFontaineCough)

"...'No', says the man in Washington 'it belongs to the poor', 'No' says the man in the Vatican 'it belongs to God', 'No' says the man in Moscow 'it belongs to everyone.' But I chose something different, I chose the impossible, I chose...RAPTURE!"- Andrew Ryan

"And the quarterback is toast!"- Xbox 360 Achievement for Star Wars: The Force Unleashed- Ultimate Sith Edition

"No more lies, old man."- Xbox 360 Achievement for Star Wars: The Force Unleashed- Ultimate Sith Edition

"I'm On a Boat!"- Borderlands Achivement

"Oh my God! You killed Kenny!"- Over used South Park refrence

"I'm the hero!"- America (Axis Powers Hetalia)

"Brother, let's become one." Belarus (Axis Powers Hetalia)

"Vodkaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Russia (Axis Powers Hetalia)

"I feel like we're summoning the Devil or something!"- America

"Pastaaaaaaaaaaaa!"- N. Italy

"I'm the smallest nation, but I have a big heart!"- Sealand

"Zeus doesn't know jack! It's me!"- Turkey

"Back! Back, you journalistic spawns of Satin! Thank you, now have a nice day."- Niles (The Nanny)

"You do realise that now I'm going to have to kill you."- Niles

"I should've been at a party right now instead of doing this shit."- Buffy

"Just hurry up and talk to the sea, woman!" - Moses Sandor

"Now here's a riddle to guess if you can, sing the bells of Notre Dame, what makes a monster and what makes a man?" - Clopin (During the song "Bells of NOtre Dame" in "the Hunchback of Notre Dame")

"HAHA... Get of my Bus."- Marcus Kincaid

"The Exatential Horror of Honest Ed's"- Scott Pilgrim and the Infinite Sadness chapter

Red VS Blue Quotes

"My name is Michael J. Caboose and I hate babies"- Caboose

"Si, I understood that. I can speak Spanish!"- Simmions

"You ever wonder why we're here?"- Griff

"What's your zombie plan?"- Griff

"Yeah, but there's no you in team either. So I'm not on the team, you're not on the team, nobody is on the Goddamn Team! The Team sucks!"- Griff

"TURD!"- Sarge

"Today is a Good day to die!"- Sarge

"Bow Chica Bow Wow"- Tucker

"You killed Church you team killing fucktard!"- Tucker

"Oh No! I'm the team killing fucktard!"- Church

"Son of a Bitch!!"- Various

"It's more Beutiful than I've ever imagined!"- Crazy Flag Cultist

Youtube Quotes

"BOOM HEADSHOT!!"- MIlkwad/Nintendo Centeral

"HOLY SHIT"- Milkwad/Nintendo Centeral

"Screw You Phone"- Milkwad/Nintendo Centeral

"My hair gives me super strength!"- Boffyrox

"I love pasta, all kinds of pasta!"- Boffyrox

"You better hope you're hell-a-fucking lucky!"- Boffyrox

"Peep"- Lanipator (as Hinageshi)

"I'M A FIRIN MAH LAZAR, BOOOOOM!!"- DominicFear

"Vegeta, Vegeta. I'm haunting you"- Takahata101 (as Nappa)

"Of course not I'm FUCKING EVIL!!" Lanipator (as Vegeta)

"Well, Time for plan get the Fuck out of here"- Lanipator

"I remember it, so you don't have to"- Nostalga Critic

"You know, for kids!"- Nostalga Critic

"Hello I'm the Nostalga Critic, I remember- Christmas!!"- Nostalga Critic

"I want to see what other movies this director made recentl... (TWILIGHT?!)"- Nostalga Critic

"If you say 'That's not a christmas movie,' Fuck you It's Diehard!"- Nostalga Critic (In his top 11 Cristmas Specials)

"The 'Home Alone' Kid just said 'Don't Fuck with me!' I can actualy feel my child hood dying! Its going... going... Dead."- Nostalgia Critic

"What!? Pumpkin!? P-Pumpkin, What-What!? What!? Pumpkin-What!?"- Nostalgia Critic

"ZUUL! ZUUL! ZUUL MOTHERFUCKER ZUUL!"- Nostalgia Critic

"Of course! Of course! And no one can talk to a horse! Unless of course that horse was the famous Mr. Ed! Neeeeeeeeeeeeey!"- Nostalgia Critic

"WHY THE FUCK IS MEOWTH TALKING?!"- vonFidler (in his Pokemon review)

"Aerith, WHO THE FUCK IS AERITH?! Oh wait that name thing..."- vonFiedler

"That Kaiba kid needs to get laid..."- LittleKuriboh (as Trusdale Moto)

"Scilence DickWeed!"- LittleKuriboh (as Marik)

"Brooklyn Rage!!"- LittleKuriboh (as Joey)

"WHAT THE FU-- BOOOOOOOOOM"- Unknown

"Special Places!!"- Gamesrsux

"Subway, eat flesh"- Gamesrsux (About his Left4Dead walkthrough)

"TWO FUCKING WITCHES?!... Make that three, this should be good..."- Gamesrsux (During his Left4Dead2 Fails Video)

"(RING) Fuck You phone... (RING) Shut the Fuck up phone... (RING) I WILL RAPE YOUR CHILDREN... (RING) CALL BACK LATER (RING- SCILENCE)...I answered the demon phone."- Gamesrsux (During his Left4Dead2 walkthrough)

"'PG67A/W?' That's my dog's name!"- Gamesrsux (about Resident Evil 5)

"Woah, That is a big squirrel. It's a Squirrel thats the size of a bear thats the size of Jaws... Are we safe? (BANG, SMASH!) WE ARE NOT SAFE...The objective is RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"- GamesRsux (About his Condemned2 walkthrough, Running from the bear)

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!? What the fuck is that?... Are we safe up here? OH SHIT IT CAN COME UP HERE!!... THIS IS WORSE THAN THE BEAR! Holy shit!... I'M GONNA FIGHT IT LIKE A MAN! AHHH, Oh fuck fighting it like a man... Now I have no weapon...GREAT, I'm gonna punch it!... Oh shit indeed... ARE THERE THREE OF THEM!? OH SHI-"- GamesRsux (About his Condemned2 walkthrough, running from the Metal Junkie)

"Hi, I'm a- Woah!"- Itsjustsomerandomguy (as Deadpool)

"I smell sitcom!"- Itsjustsomerandomguy (as Deadpool)

"Was I drunk when I filmed this?!"- Superskarmory

"Sweet balls of Bungie!"- Sword Guardian

"My seccondary is 1887 Akimbo, and this is pre-patch so they are overpowered with ridiculous range and I love it!"- Guns4Hire

"I want to help, because I'm Rebecca and I love to help!"- Xarity

"When life gives you lemons, shut the fuck so I can read them."- redustrial

"He's Still more interesting than Light Imagay."- Nayrman214

"Well I understand Fighting and flying types." "Why?" "You ever try to punch a bird?"- Nayrman214 and Somecallmejohhny

"Admiral Ackbar: Knows when shit is a trap."- Poster

Fanfiction Quotes

"What did Kenneth do?"- Resident Evil Roach Code Metallica

"Sasuke, you don't know shit about women's language to men, do you?"- Xyoushax

"KAORU, I'M GOING TO THROTTLE YOU WHEN YOU GET BACK IN YOUR BODY AND FEED IT TO THE HUNGRY SHARKS IN OUR AQUARIUM!!"- Iu.e3

Personal quotes

"Shoot me once, shame on you. Shoot me twice, it's still not going to work"- War

"Life is like a game of chess, it can be hard or easy and end at any moment"- War

"Famine, WAKE UP YOU CRAZY BITCH!!"- Famine

"This is my friend, she is an alien who was raised by humans because a wizard left her on their doorstep"- Famine's best friend

"Hmm... 9MM or .500 handgun... Decisions decisions"- Death

"If you give 1000 monkeys 1000 typewrighters and let them work for 1000 years, you get 1000 dead monkeys."- Death

"Question: Why does the sun rise in the morning? Answer: Because I'm afraid of the dark."- Famine

"Shall we skip?"- Famine's other best friend

"'There are only three STARS members left now. Jill, Wesker and myself. We don't know where Barry is.' Yeah well he fell down a plot hole because Barry isn't in your senario!"- Death, about Resident Evil Remake Opening: Chris' Senario

"If I hear jingle bells one more time I'm going to deck the halls!"- Famine's Chorus Teacher

"I saw a freshmen touch some other kids ass today. When I called him on it he said 'shut up u stupid Junior' I told him 'First i'm Not a junior i'm a Senior, Second I don't Touch other kids Asses, But I do throw little freshmen into woodchippers, So SHUT THE FUCK UP!'"- Death's friend

"Famine, you are the Soapy to my Price!"- Death, Refrencing Modern Warfare 2 in responce to Famine beating Code Veronica X

"Hey Death." "Yeah?" "What does PG67A/W mean anyway?" "Proginator Serum #67 Subject Albert Wesker." "OHHHHHHH!!"- Famine and Death

"The date is December twenty-first of the Gregorian calendar, and I JUST FUCKING BEAT CODE VERONICA X BITCHES!!"- Famine

"Fuck, I can't fucking remember what I was going to fucking say... Fuck!"- Death

"(After watching three straight Rick Rolls)... Isn't the Internet GREAT!?"- Death

"Zombies are just tortured souls. Trapped within their bodies until they decay to the point where they cannot move. I say we speed up the decay with a Shotgun shell to the face!"- Another one of Death's friends

"Best. Apocalypse. Ever." - Famine's reaction to "Terminator 2"

"I love this show! It's the only anime that has ever made me laugh, cry, squeal, and get a nosebleed all in the same episode!"- Famine after watching the entire "Ouran High School Host Club" series

"'Freindly Fire will not be tolerated!'... He had it comming."- Death (in the campain of COD: WAW)

"Hey sis look! I Taught Lloyd a new Move! FALCON KICK!"- Death, while playing Tales of Symphonia

"'I am... an Avenger'... HELLO BATMAN!"- Death, making fun of Uchiha Sasuke

"PIXEL SWORD!!!!!!"- Death, Refrencing Gideon Graves' weapon in Scott Pilgrim

Death's top ten Scariest Video Games:

10. Conker's Bad Fur Day- SINGING PILE OF SHIT!

9. Donkey Kong 64- THIS is a kids game?

8. Silent Hill 1- Otherworld school

7. F.E.A.R- Half dead buck naked jailbait pissed chick (Final Alma)

6. System Shock 2- Tricked by Shodan

5. Silent Hill 2- PYRAMID HEAD!

4. Resident Evil 3- Nemisis

3. Bioshock- Would you Kindly?

2. Resident Evil REmake- Closet Zombie

1. Theif: the Dark Project- Constantine and Victoria tell you two things at the end 1. The eye requires a human eye to work, 2. You are the only human in the room. Summary: THAT BITCH STOLE MY EYE!!

Death's Favorite Video Game Boss Battles

Gannondorf- LOTZ: Ocarina of Time

Gideon Gordon Graves- Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World

Duke Parentei- Tales of Vesperia

Kefka Palazzo- Final Fatasy VI

Gilgamesh- Final Fantasy XII

Abyssion- Tales of Symphonia

Flynn Scifo- Tales of Vesperia

Famine's Favorite Couples

Hetalia

Italy x Germany, Chibitalia x HRE, Spain x Romano, Switzerland x Liechtenstein, Prussia x Hungary, Belarus x Lithuania, America x Ukraine, Japan x Taiwan, England x Seychelles, China x Vietnam, Sweden x Finland

Naruto

Naruto x Sakura, Kiba x Hinata, Naruto x Hinata, Shikamaru x Temari

Bleach

Ichigo x Rukia, Toshiro x Momo, Rangiku x Gin

Ouran High School Host Club

Hikaru x Haruhi, Mori x Hani

Death Note

L x Misa, Light x Misa, Matt x Mello, Sayu x Matsuda

Full Metal Alchemist

Ed x Winry, Roy x Riza

Code Geass

Lelouch x CC, Lelouch x Kallin, Suzaku x Yuffemia

Tsubasa Chronicles/xxxHOLiC

Syoaran x Sakura, Kurogane x Fai, Touya x Yukito, Watanuki x Himawari, Watanuki x Zashiki-warashi, Domeki x Watanuki, Yuko x Clow, Maru x Moro, (Horritsuba Verse) Yuui x Syaoron

Tokyo Mew Mew

Kishu x Ichigo, Pudding x Taruto, Pai x Lettuce, Zakuro x Mint, Ryuo x Lettuce, Ryuo x Ichigo

Soul Eater

Soul x Maka, Kid x Maka, (Female or Male)Crona x Maka, Blackstar x Tsubaki, Kid x Liz, Kid x Patty, Stein x Medusa, Mifune x Tsubaki, and pretty much every other one that's not crack :D

Kingdom Hearts

Kairi x Sora, Roxas x Xion, Mickey x Minnie (No Duh- Famine), Axel x Larxene, Larxene x Demyx, Riku x Namine, Namine x Roxas

Resident Evil

Billy x Rebecca, Jill x Chris, Leon x Ada, William x Annette, Claire x Steve

Silent Hill

Harry x Cybil, Harry x Lisa, Mary x James, Alex x Elle

Final Fantasy

Tifa x Cloud, Aeris x Zac, Vincent x Lucrecia, Tidus x Luna, Lulu x Wakka, Luneth x Terra, Warrior of Light x Cosmos, Zidane x Dagger, Cecil x Rosa, Squall x Rinoa, Bartz x Faris, Bartz x Lenna, Vaan x Penelo, Balthier x Fran, Snow x Sarah, Hope x Vanille

Challenges

Naruto MPD challenge, Issued by: Death

Naruto has 5 multiple personalities in addition to his normal self. These personalities must embody: Rage, Logic, Grief, Fear, and Emotionlessness (or something).

The characters who represent these personalities must be from other Anime or video games.

Sample personalities: Rage-Gannondorf, Greif- Vincent Vallentine, Fear- Emil Castinger, Logic- Sherlock Holmes, Emotionlessness- HUNK.

Naruto can be paired with any girl in the series, preferably one close to his age (exception for Anko, due to their pasts).

Tales of Symphonia Realistic Colette challenge, Issued by: Death

Colette cannot be her selfless self. I thought of this by posing the question: How would I react if I was taught that my entire purpose in life was to die? Use a slightly more realistic thought process for her since she was born, essentialy hating the fact that she is the Chosen, similar to Zelos in that regard.

(Basicly, in the game the scene went like this:

"Chosen, your purpose in life is to die."-Preist "OK!"-Colette

Change it to this:

"Chosen, your purpose in life is to die."-Preist "Fuck you!"- Colette)

Colette must be paired with Lloyd

More to come...

Other Things:

REST IN PIECE TOONAMI.

From beginning to the very end I was there. I will never forget.

Tom and the Absolution
1997-2008

A great Character and a funny host

You will live on forever in this.

If you were there for Toonami from the beginning to end and now wish to honor it post this on your profile. Zaara the black, jmasta32, demoncreater2002, The Four Horsemen of the End

MY MOM and her teachings

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

26. My mother taught me THE LOVE OF GOD.
"For the love of God, if you don’t clean your room…"

post this if you love your crazy mom

TOAST! Copy and paste this on your profile if you believe toast can be eaten anytime :)

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Wow! I finally started a fanfic! -War

NOTE: I am working on colab stories with Kamen Rider DIBRAVE!

Here is a list of what to expect in the future:

Vs. The Ultimate Monster- I place heroes and villans against the nastiest monster that can be created by Dungons and Dragons- A thirty headed half teresque /one fourth black dragon/ one fourth fiend/ Dracolich Comming Soon...

Apocalyptic Chronicles- If no one reviews soon will be Discontinued.

The Ledgend of the Four Horsemen- Self-insert in which we screw with every Manga, Video Game, Book, or movie you can think of ( send us a suggestion via review of Drunken Midget)

Total Horror Island- a parody of Total Drama Island and survivor featuring the teams of the Tofu Survivors (Resident Evil) against the Mall Cops (Dead Rising) Hosted by Death Produced by Famine

Umbrella High- Figure it out.

Three Worlds, Two Evils, One Destiny- I Am incredibly lazy, Might continue...(Elipsis) Eventualy-Death

Chickenheart: Another Story- My first official fanfic staring Brad Vickers! -War

Finished Stories (Famine: Oh my gosh! They're all written by me! Death! War! Get workin'!)

How Albert Wesker Stole Christmas

Cinderella

Big Sister Watching

Japan's Complaint

Drunken Midget

Kidnap the Jinchuriki

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An Essence of Silver and Steel by James D. Fawkes reviews
At the moment of transformation, when the connection was to be established and a young girl's life forever changed, the Red Shadow intervened, and the Administration shard became its tool on the path to human salvation. With the power of every hero ever immortalized in myth and legend, what can that girl do but be a hero herself? -A not-quite-crossover with FSN/Prisma Illya-
Worm - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 100 - Words: 534,984 - Reviews: 3325 - Favs: 4,222 - Follows: 4,640 - Updated: 2h - Published: 6/3/2017 - Skitter, Tattletale, Panacea
Relic of the Future by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Victory can prove bitter, especially when you're the only one alive to see it. With the world in chaos and everyone he ever loved dead, Jaune Arc makes a deal with the devil for one last chance to go back and change it all. But devils don't play by the same rules as humans, and Salem never did say how far back he'd go. Or how much deeper the war between her and Ozpin really went.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 119 - Words: 827,468 - Reviews: 17911 - Favs: 7,529 - Follows: 8,115 - Updated: 2h - Published: 3/10/2018 - Ozpin, Jaune A., Salem, Team STRQ
Another Butterfly Effect by ScribeOfRhapsody reviews
Having woken up with the flu the morning they were supposed to leave Insomnia, Ignis is forced to remain behind while the others journey to Altissia. Perhaps it was fate, because he was exactly where he needed to be to help Lady Lunafreya escape the city. Luna/Noctis. Ignis/Aranea.
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 163 - Words: 305,834 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 15h - Published: 3/31/2017 - Noctis Lucis Caelum, Ignis Scientia, Lunafreya Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret
Lucky Child by Star Charter reviews
When a Yu Yu Hakusho fan dies and is reincarnated in Keiko's body, she's faced with a difficult decision: Should she stay true to her former self, or should she follow Keiko's script? Not-Quite-Keiko must choose between honoring the anime or forging a destiny of her own making—but can she afford to be herself when one wrong move could rewrite history? [SI!Keiko]
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 112 - Words: 1,034,928 - Reviews: 5246 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 1,625 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 12/23/2016 - K. Kuwabara, Hiei, Kurama M., OC
The White Mask by Freedan the Eternal reviews
A looming empire on its border, and violent cult among its citizens, Hyrule's peace is once again broken. Accompanied by a new generation of heroes, a tired and aged Link must pick up his sword to lead the fight against the darkness one last time...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 88,173 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 8/3/2019
Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 885,745 - Reviews: 4691 - Favs: 7,685 - Follows: 6,451 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Clockwork and a Teacup by Artsome reviews
What if you woke up to a role so completely unfitting and with a future already made? With a contrasting mindset, knowledge in a convoluted mess and ambitions steered a different direction, this only completed the odd assembly that was the new Haruno Sakura. Welcome to her life. OC Self Insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 228,795 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 4,664 - Follows: 5,363 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Sakura H., OC
SHINOBI: The RPG - Act 2 by Fulcon reviews
The minmaxer is at his full build. Now, he has one final challenge left: To stop crying and love the game.(On hiatus)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 150,020 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 2,387 - Follows: 2,886 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 3/4/2019 - [Anko M., OC] Naruto U., Kakashi H.
A Path Errant by Virdu reviews
By pure chance does Bilbo come across a stray. How will this affect the journey? How will this affect the world? (Plus LOTR as of Chp 14)
Crossover - Hobbit & Final Fantasy XIV - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 244,704 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 6/20/2015 - Bilbo B., OC
Horizons by ForestWhisper3 reviews
It was a typical plot. Someone finds themselves in a fictional world and suddenly becomes the one to change everything for the better...Right. Not happening. Did they have any idea how terrifying it was to even consider that line of thought? There was no way I was going anywhere NEAR ShinRa, and not even a time traveling Cloud could make- wait, what? OC Self-insert.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,541 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Cloud S., Vincent V., OC
From Fake Dreams by Third Fang reviews
Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 1,063,838 - Reviews: 9291 - Favs: 9,901 - Follows: 9,664 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shirō E.
Fairy Dance of Death by Catsy reviews
AU reboot of the entire SAO storyline, beginning from the premise that Kayaba Akihiko was obsessed with magic and Norse Mythology rather than swords and pure melee. As a result, he created the Death Game of Alfheim Online rather than the floating castle of Aincrad—a world in which PvP is not a crime, and the nine player races are in competition to escape. **SPOILERS IN REVIEWS**
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 696,161 - Reviews: 2575 - Favs: 4,442 - Follows: 4,584 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Klein/Ryoutarou T., Argo
Service with a Smile by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 413,348 - Reviews: 8677 - Favs: 8,540 - Follows: 8,583 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 8/8/2017 - Jaune A. - Complete
Ring-Maker by Lithos Maitreya reviews
Taylor Hebert had a bad day, and came out of it changed. Some parahumans can control bugs. Some can build advanced technology. Some can do unspeakable things to space and time. Taylor can make magic rings, wondrous metals, mysterious weapons, and may not be a parahuman (or, indeed, human) at all.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 122 - Words: 337,116 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 2,183 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 7/3/2017 - Sauron, Skitter, Shadow Stalker
Walk on the Moon by SixPerfections reviews
A girl reborn into the world of ninja wants to escape the cycle of violence. Power is the only thing that brings freedom in the ninja world and she will have freedom... at any cost. However breaking the bonds she forms won't be as simple as she imagines. AU SI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 355,132 - Reviews: 3289 - Favs: 5,207 - Follows: 6,028 - Updated: 9/13/2019 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Ino Y., Neji H., Tenten, OC
Walk Two Lifetimes by Coolio101 reviews
Surviving in the 78th district of South Rukongai was tough. When you were a ten-year-old girl with a baby to take care of, it was even harder. Getting reincarnated as Kuchiki Hisana after dying of cancer was never part of the plan. SI/OC, Pre-Canon
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 360,641 - Reviews: 5334 - Favs: 6,954 - Follows: 7,124 - Updated: 8/5/2019 - Published: 7/27/2014 - [Byakuya K., Hisana K.] Rukia K., OC
The Silent Kingdom by Freedan the Eternal reviews
One year after the death of Ganondorf, Link finds everything he cares for torn from him once again. In the company of Midna and Princess Zelda, he must travel to a faraway land to find an ancient magic power to save not only Hyrule, but the world...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 154 - Words: 1,099,627 - Reviews: 1924 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 7/26/2019 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Link, Midna - Complete
Surviving a World of Fiction by TREBOR117 reviews
I started a new game, only to end up inside that game instead. Now, I must survive a world meant to be fiction. I must use my knowledge to save this universe, and make sure Shepard prevails. But Saren was only the beginning, and there may be a threat far worse then the Collectors or their masters. A threat that I might not be ready for. The real question is: are they ready for me?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 103 - Words: 550,210 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 5/17/2018 - Published: 8/17/2014 - J. Garson, OC, Miranda L., Kasumi G.
God of the Machine by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Upon entering the world of Death Note Anna Jones considers her survival and the prices she is willing to pay.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 110,488 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 1/21/2018 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Light Y., OC
To Go Forward by YourDailyPrescription reviews
Jon Snow wakes up in Winterfell two years in the past. In a forgotten room, he finds a chest filled with his mother's letters and momentos from his infancy that no one seems to remember. Starting with the events of Game of Thrones, Jon struggles with his knowledge of the future, and an ancient prophecy. Drama. Non-canon compliant. Time Travel, AU, R L J.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 111,973 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 3,817 - Follows: 4,596 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Jon S.
New Reality by noa748 reviews
The scary thing is, when you've been stuck in a video game for long enough, it's Earth that starts looking like a dream. But I know it's not. I have to get back home...no matter how impossible it may seem. Self-insert.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 67 - Words: 523,861 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 2/13/2017 - Published: 1/5/2009 - OC
Dauntless by Allora Gale reviews
Lelouch had been quite happy with his life. Sure they were living in obscurity, but he and Nunnally were safe. All of that changes however, when his identity is revealed and Lelouch is forced back into the fold of the Imperial family.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 98 - Words: 674,275 - Reviews: 8229 - Favs: 6,147 - Follows: 5,493 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Lelouch L.
Of the River and the Sea by Aleycat4eva reviews
They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 611,984 - Reviews: 9403 - Favs: 7,403 - Follows: 5,732 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Kisame H., OC - Complete
Remnant's Reclaimer by Hysterical Clerical Hijinks reviews
Ruby finds herself facing her end. As she pushes her semblance to new heights, the world breaks. In one fluid, crystallising moment everything changes. A 23 year old Ruby Rose, one of the deadliest hunters on Remnant, spills out of the void and into the dorm of team RWBY, including a 15 year old version of herself. A hunter in a world of unknowing prey. Cover courtesy of Majisuka!
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 109,801 - Reviews: 2164 - Favs: 6,192 - Follows: 6,824 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 11/9/2014 - [Blake B., Ruby R.] [Weiss S., Yang X.L.]
A Protector's Pride by NeoRyu777 reviews
What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 573,294 - Reviews: 6115 - Favs: 8,349 - Follows: 6,276 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Of Fell and Exalted Blood by aradian nights reviews
When Morgan betrays his friends and country to do Grima's bidding, nobody so much as flinches in his favor. But the moment his sister Lucina succumbs to her fell blooded nature, the world splits in two, and Owain must take up the Falchion in her place.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,783 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Lucina, Morgan, Owain
Thrower of the Dart by Vathara reviews
Avengers. Artemis Fowl. AU for something that could have happened instead of book 6...
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,632 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 702 - Published: 5/6/2015 - Artemis F., Holly S., Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Armed Resistance by SixTwoSixFour reviews
Lelouch, long-lost prince, has been plotting his revenge on Britannia for years. But he's slowly realizing that his excuse for fighting has become more than just an excuse. Between his old anger and new purpose, which will he follow? AU, first person. [Dead]
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 41 - Words: 229,611 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Lelouch L.
For We Are Many by venomRED reviews
Rebuilt over two years by a terrorist organization he swore to destroy, Commander Shepard struggles to reclaim his past, while recruiting the best the galaxy has to offer in a bitter fight against the greatest threat the galaxy has ever faced. L/V/AC
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 309,633 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard - Complete
Ante Up by GreenMamba5 reviews
With his family aboard the Normandy, Garrus finds it difficult to keep his relationship with Shepard a secret. Currently undergoing for editing. Expect changes in chapters and content!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,026 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2769 - Favs: 5,415 - Follows: 5,401 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Change of Fate by Vathara reviews
On the planet of Corellia, Kayaba released Old Republic Online... just before the Clone Wars...
Crossover - Star Wars & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,474 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 383 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Bail O., Stormtroopers, Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y. - Complete
Mass Vexations 3 by Herr Wozzeck reviews
We kicked the Collectors' asses. But now, we have the Reapers coming, threatening galactic extinction. Good thing we have the crew of the Normandy to try and stop it. And I'm in it to the end. Self-insert, sequel to MV2, various pairings.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 603,088 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 8/21/2011 - J. Garson, Tali'Zorah, OC - Complete
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 9423 - Favs: 8,072 - Follows: 4,325 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
The Boy with Haki by donalgraeme reviews
What if Luffy discovered his Haki at a young age? Like, when Shanks was around. Watch as a stronger, smarter Luffy emerges to take the Grand Line by storm with the power of the King's Disposition. Warning, some content could be considered spoilers. LuNa
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 101,866 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 2,336 - Follows: 1,998 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Luffy
Hogyoku ex Machina by Mac Ceallach reviews
In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 172,592 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 6,125 - Follows: 2,592 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Fairy Tales and Brave Vesperia by Sylph Writer reviews
Fairies aren't all about glitter and wishes, they're trouble. If you get one mad, he might just send you somewhere you never expected for punishment. Written because I needed to write something, and Tales of Vesperia doesn't have many SI fanfictions.
Tales of Vesperia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 417,214 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 11/11/2010
The Fourth Option by commandocucumber reviews
Post ME3. Shep/Miri & a little rebuilding. Cover art by Skllhrt. Check out his profile please! :)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 103,996 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Shepard, Miranda L. - Complete
Waiting in Sin by JerichosPhantom reviews
Ulquiorra Schiffer is a very patient man. UlquiHime, Ulquiorra is Harry. Rated T. Chapter 12 Author's Note
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 214,924 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Harry P., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Companion Connection by Lumendea reviews
Rose Tyler: Defender of the Earth and Star Knight has saved the world and the universe enough times to impress even the Doctor. Now she is a student at Cambridge, but with UNIT on campus and alien plots around the corner, her adventures have only just begun. Thirteen adventures and third in the Guardians of the Universe series. Features the 9th, 10th, 11th Doctors and more.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 209,979 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - [Rose T., 10th Doctor, 9th Doctor, 11th Doctor] - Complete
Jones' and James' Most Execellent Adventure by Lysdexic reviews
Shameless self-insert into the Naruto universe. We give it to the Naruto universe doggy style.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,208 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Infinite Regress by jhoom reviews
As Shepard reaches the end of her life, she finds herself suddenly thrown back on Eden Prime. Will she use what she knows to change the future, or try to preserve the timeline? Kink meme fill. Rating for sex and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,437 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Lonely HeartStrings by xSucksToYourAss-marx reviews
"Tweek was indeed an outcast, and desperately needed a friend. The young caffeine addict's prayers were answered one day..." Craig/Tweek. Creek. Please look inside
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,790 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Life sucks! by Useful Oxymoron reviews
Series of related and progressive short stories about some our Claymores and Awakened Ones trying to get by in the modern world among the hordes of ordinary humans. And suffering indignity upon indignity along the way as they do so.
Claymore - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 149,536 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Clare, Ophelia
Consuming Direct Control by Hyliian reviews
With nothing left for him in the galaxy but empty space and idle time, Alex Mercer finds himself recruited in Commander Shepard's fight against the Collectors. DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 86,396 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 2,314 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - J. Garson, Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Reflections by darkangel.mya reviews
AU - All choices have repercussions. At the time, he hadn't even realized he'd made a choice, but it would change his entire future: for better or for worse. Full game spoilers. -Thanks to Ladynadiad and Trystle for helping with the editing-
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 86 - Words: 629,344 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Asch, Luke - Complete
Eternal Paradox by Mystic Yoshie reviews
An old evil is surfacing and Lloyd must find a way to save the World again. To do so he must go back in time, but if he changes the past, what will the future look like? Who will die? Complete.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 41 - Words: 174,769 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Lloyd I., Kvar - Complete
Resident Evil: Alternate Universe by S.T.A.R.S.Marine reviews
What happens when you have a place in an alternate universe where Resident Evil is real? Read and find out, romance comes in later.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,410 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 6/15/2009
Dances by Aoicakes reviews
The world is saved, but life marches on...or starts to wind down, in Raven's case.
Tales of Vesperia - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Rita M., Raven
Raconteur's Ripple by Fukachi no Rin reviews
Alexa was once a happy fanfiction authoress, until she angered outside forces and got thrown in a video game. Yes, it's a Self-Insert. Originally titled "Regrets of a Self Insert"
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,658 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 12/16/2009
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Second Chance by kyugan reviews
Lelouch was quite prepared to die, consigned to going down in history as the Demon Emperor, the target of the world's misery. He wasn't prepared to start over from the begining. LelouchxHarem. Rated T for now.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,541 - Reviews: 2673 - Favs: 4,516 - Follows: 4,116 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Lelouch L., C.C.
I Never by TamIsMyFather reviews
What is Cosmos to do when she inherits Jecht's hidden stash of booze? Start the drinking games, of course! An affectionate pastiche of the first ten Final Fantasy games.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Complete
Hosts and Heroes by Frozen In Flight reviews
When the Host Club went silent, Kyouya expected the return of the Fangirl Renge. Not the six Transfers. Tales of; Symphonia, Vesperia, Legendia, Abyss. Will have more than OHSHC plot. Eventually.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Tales of Vesperia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,782 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Kyōya O., Flynn S.
The Nine Broken Mirrors by Ayien reviews
When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 194,734 - Reviews: 2684 - Favs: 3,537 - Follows: 2,858 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
2410: Three Idiots and a Baby by celticskyedancer reviews
Take three Cosmos Warriors and mix in a baby: nothing too drastic. Then take one away, and you get complete chaos. Maybe a side-helping of Jecht will help...then again.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,902 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Tidus, Firion - Complete
I wanna go home 2! Ya hear? by Lizardios reviews
I get warped into FF7 by my PS2... My life could be alright, had I not merged bodies with my pet lizard, giving me a new body, another personality in my mind, AND living through what was supposed to be a video game. Chapter 29 up
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 188,955 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Red XIII
No Reading by Meinos Kaen reviews
When dealing with things that you will no longer have in control after your death, it's always wise to have a back up plan. The one regarding Naruto had the effect of dropping him in the middle of Westchester county. COMPLETE
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 243,404 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 2,103 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Things Shinigami are not allowed to do by WarmasterCain55 reviews
Every few generations, the Shinigami start a slightly serious, slightly humourous list of 'Things Shinigami are not Allowed to do'. It is the only written evidence that Captain-General Yamamoto has any trace of a sense of humour.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,509 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/3/2008
Resident Evil: Naruto Style by dart93 reviews
Naruto is the leader of LEAF and due to a few mistakes, his unit are infected with the virus and he is forced to purge them. Later he's attacked and uses his virus in hoping that the thing he would become would kill them all but instead gains godly power
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,142 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Requiem to Eternity by Kyrrlatur reviews
Tayuya, kunoichi of the Sound Four. Symphonia, universe of two broken and separated worlds. It only proves that, wherever you go, there will always be work for a trained killer. Morbid imagery. Gore. Broken dolls and tortured paramours. Eventual romance.
Crossover - Naruto & Tales of Symphonia - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,625 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Tayuya, Kratos A.
Ad Mortem Festinamus by SkeletonConductor reviews
Umbrella fell, but not everyone fell with it. HUNK, the last soldier of the once great company details his missions, his thoughts and his survival in the years that follow. Rated M for language, graphic violence, and subject matter. Please read and review
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,256 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
Byakko, the White Fox by Kyrrlatur reviews
AU. Everything in life has a balance. Now and then the balance is tipped, and must be corrected. Follow Naruto as he corrects the equilibrium, reconstructing everything in his wake. The lines between good and evil have been blurred. Bring on the Judgment!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 82,155 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Naruto U.
Pause by twitch and spaz reviews
SEQUEL TO FAST FORWARD Can no one change the future? Is it dangerous to play with fate? Can you use the powers of a monster without becoming one? Sasuke and Naruto must fight against their demons if they hope to save the future..the clock is ticking SS,NH
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,523 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Devils Don't Cry by Limitless Rage reviews
From that day forward my arm changed and a voice echoed “Power... Give Me More POWER!” Naruto/Devil May Cry Crossover strong!smart!Naruto Naruto/Harem. on hold
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,042 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Naruto U.
Pokemon: WaterBlue by Jordan R. Was Here reviews
The legend begins as Red and Green start their trip across Kanto and the Sevii Islands. Story 1 of the Pokemon Legends series. Rated K for fantasy action.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 197,900 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Red, Anthea/Verbena
Naruto, the Black Mage by Kyrrlatur reviews
Major AU. Kidnapped from Konoha and left to die, Naruto is trained in Black Magic by the unsent soul of Lulu. Powerful, possibly godlike Naruto. Cynical humor. Kyuubi as a battle doll! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 108,796 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 3,702 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Crimson Edge by Case13 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto always knew he was special. He always knew he was important. He thought it was because of the Kyuubi. Turns out he got two out of the three right. Bleach crossover
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,033 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 2,429 - Follows: 2,247 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Two Worlds, Two Ninja by Synica reviews
After the final fight to get Sasuke back, Naruto is trasported to the dying world of Sylvarant when he took a jutsu intended for Sasuke. NarutoTales of Symphonia Crossover. Eventual NarutoxSheena, LloydxColette, GenisxPresea & Zelosxhis hunnies. Closed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 145,753 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Naruto U.
Fast Forward by twitch and spaz reviews
While Naruto fights Sasuke to stop him from going to Orochimaru, they are mysteriously thrown fifteen years into the future. In this time, Naruto and Sasuke have vanished and left behind many secrets. Namely two. SasuSaku, NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,997 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Craig, Leader of the Lawn Gnomes by Seaouryou reviews
Tweek has never been so sure of something in his life. Craig wants to eat him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by Tyrant174 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3368 - Favs: 6,788 - Follows: 2,593 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
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Hetalia: The Replacements reviews
All of the countries go on vacation, leaving poor Prussia to deal with their replacements.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Prussia
Random Collection of Stuff
An idea collection from various series: Resident Evil, Bleach, Naruto, Code Geass,ect.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3/2011
CLAMP Sleepover reviews
Lelouch has a plan and calls a few friends to help him. However, things don't go as he planned.
Crossover - Tsubasa Chronicle & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Lelouch L.
Chickenheart: Another Story reviews
What if Brad Vickers had truly regretted leaving his comrades behind? What if he hadn't skipped town after the massacre of STARS in the Arklay Mountains? What if he had lived? AU
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Brad V.
Big Sister Watching reviews
Ukraine and America finally decide to go on a date. But what happens when her siblings find out?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Ukraine, America - Complete
Arkham VS Tricell reviews
Albert Wesker, Excella, Ricardo Irving, and Jill Valentine Vs The Joker, Harley Quinn, The Riddler and the Penguin. Add in some random Cameos for good measure. Enter Chaos' warm welcome. Discontiued.
Crossover - Batman & Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Complete
Cinderella reviews
Liechtenstein needs to practice her dancing after being invited to France's dance party. Rated T for slight swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Liechtenstein, Switzerland - Complete
Japan's complaint reviews
Japan complains to America. I know I suck at summaries. First Hetalia fic, please be nice.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2010 - America, Japan - Complete
Three Worlds, Two Evils, One Destiny reviews
During a confrontation with Sasuke, Naruto is hit by the demetional transfer tecnique of the Mangekeyo. He wakes up on the dying world of Sylverant... Pairings: Naruto/Sheena, Genis/Presea, Lloyd/Collete, Zelos/ His Hunnies, Kimimaro/Raine?
Crossover - Naruto & Tales of Symphonia - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,974 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sheena F.
How Albert Wesker Stole Christmas! reviews
Wesker Steals christmas...!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,484 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - A. Wesker - Complete
Apocolyptic Chronicles reviews
A new scientist, A new Member of S.T.A.R.S, same old story. With a twist.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,097 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Leon S. K.
Drunken Midget reviews
Leon and Ada Screw with a drunken Salazar...
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
kidnap the jinchuriki reviews
Pein orders the Akatsuki to capture the jinchuriki hilarity ensues!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Complete
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