Disclaimer:

Plague: Meow.

Famine: Plague said we don't own Naruto. Kishimoto sensei does.

Plague: Mew.

Famine: He also says we don't own Tim Burton's the nightmare before Christmas.

Death: She does know it's a cat… right?

Pein: Now go!

They all ran away.

All: KIDNAP THE JINCHURIKI?

Sasori: I WANNA DO IT!

Tobi: WHAT ABOUT ME?

Diedara slapped them both.

Konan: PEIN SAID WE SHOULD WORK TOGETHER.

Kakuzu: NINE OF A KIND!

Diedara: BIRDS OF A FEATHER!

All: NOW AND FOREVER! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! KIDNAP JINCHURIKI LOCK 'EM UP REAL TIGHT. THROW AWAY THE KEY AND THEN TURN OFF ALL THE LIGHTS!

Konan: FIRST WE'RE GONNA SET SOME BAIT INSIDE A NASTY TRAP AND WAIT. AND WHEN THEY COME A-SNIFFING WE WILL SNAP THE TRAP AND CLOSE THE GATE!

Zetsu: NO WAIT I'VE GOT A BETTER PLAN TO CATCH THESE WEIRD DEMON MEN! LET'S POP THEM IN A BOILING POT AND WHEN THEY'RE DONE WE'LL BUTTER 'EM UP!

All: KIDNAP THE JINCHURIKI PUT 'EM IN A BOX. BURY THEM FOR 90 YEARS THEN SEE IF THEY TALK!

Itatchi: THEN MADARA UCHIHA-SAN CAN TAKE THE WHOLE THING OVER THEN! HE'LL BE SO PLEASED I DO DECLARE…

Zetsu: THAT HE WILL COOK THEM RARE!

Tobi took off his mask revealing Madara Uchiha.

Madara: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah!!!

He put the mask back on becoming Tobi again.

Hidan: I SAY WE TAKE A CANNON AIM IT AT HIS DOOR AND THEN, KNOCK THREE TIMES AND WHEN THEY ANSWER THE JINCURIKI WILL BE NO MORE!

Kisame: YOU'RE SO STUPID THINK NOW, IF WE BLOW 'EM UP SMITHERENS. WE MAY LOSE SOME PIECES…

All: AND THEN PEIN WILL BEAT US BLACK AND GREEN! KIDNAP THE JINCHURIKI PUT 'EM IN A BAG. THROW 'EM IN THE OCEAN THEN SEE IF THEY ARE SAD. BECAUSE MADARA UCHIHA IS THE MEANEST GUY AROUND. IF I WERE ON HIS TORTURE LIST I'D GET OUT OF TOWN.

Sasori: HE'LL BE SO PLEASED BY OUR SUCCESS. THAT HE'LL REWARD US TO I'LL BET.

All: PERHAPS HE'LL MAKE A SPECIAL BREW. OF SNAKE AND SPIDER STEW!

Suddenly Zetsu's mind was filled with the image of him eating something with Orochimaru's hand and Kidomaru's elbow sticking out.

Zetsu: Hmm…

All: WE'RE HIS EVIL HENCHMEN AND WE TAKE OUR JOB WITH PRIDE. WE DO OUR BEST AND STAY ON HIS GOOD SIDE.

Sasori: I WISH MY COHORTS WEREN'T SO DUMB.

Diedara: I'M NOT THE DUMB ONE!

Tobi: YOU'RE NO FUN.

Sasori: Shut up!

Tobi: Make me!

Kakuzu: LISTEN UP! THIS ONE REAL GOOD YOU'LL SEE. WILL LEAVE A PRESENT AT THEIR DOOR UPON THERE'LL BE A NOTE TO READ. NOW IN THE BOX WE'LL WAIT AND HIDE UNTIL THEIR CURIOSITY…

All: INTISES THEM TO LOOK INSIDE AND THEN WE'LL HAVE THEM 1,2,3! KIDNAP JINCHURIKI BEAT THEM WITH A STICK. LOCK 'EM UP FOR 90 YEARS, SEE WHAT MAKES THEM TICK. KIDNAP JINCHURIKI CHOMP 'EM INTO BITS, MADARA UCHIHA IS SURE TO GET HIS KICKS. KIDNAP JINCHURIKI SEE WHAT WE WILL SEE, LOCK THEM UP AND THEN THROW AWAY THE KEEEEEY!

Far away in the hidden leaf village knuckle headed ninja sneezed.

Naruto: Why do I have the feeling a bunch of singing maniacs are after me?

Tobi is a good boy!!!

A/N: It's me Famine. I am sorry if this isn't as good as you hoped but everyone else was too lazy to do it. Tell me what you think.